When was the last time you waited in line for a movie ticket?

what if one of them had a boner haha

That looks fun!!!!!!
Why arnt lines like that in America????????

>>84517596
Wonder Woman in Australia had lines of about 15 minutes where I went but usually saturday morning the week a kids movie comes out has massive lines

>india line culture

How did one country manage to get so many things wrong that every other part of the world understood

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>another country a few clicks away
>lines up in the best way possible

and don't worry, the floors are clean unlike american floors

>>84517733
the guy in front of them wouldnt feel it. indians complained that standard size condoms were too big

>>84517596
family went to see the avengers and I went along. After we got our tickets they made us wait in a designated waiting area and told us to sit there until the previous theater was emptied. And then we sat there for an extra 20 minutes. I was so humiliated. I never felt such a way before and I never will feel that again. Next time someone tells me to wait in a roped off location I'm going to snap.

>>84518224
only thai people could be this lazy

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>>84518239
reminder that penis size matters
but it doesn't when it's convenient for you ;^)

nolan's second batman movie on release

>>84518224
>being this lazy

Niggers would be proud.

>>84518248

>first world problems

Did you ask to talk to the manager and made a scene so they had to give you free tickets for the next capeshit showing?

>>84518271
>>84518330
work smart, not hard

>>84518224
Haha I beet that room must reek of feet and moldy cheese haha

I personally like Indian people.

>>84517596
1999 for Star Wars.

>>84518392
only niggers, whites, and arab people smell bad
asians lack the smelly gene

Never because I live in a small town where most people are too poor to see movies or are too busy watching nascar

>>84518373
>work smart, not hard
>sitting on thier ass

Niggers would be proud.

>>84518452
>asians lack the smelly gene
Do their buttholes smell good?

>>84518401
I do too. My only dealings with them have been with owners of small convenient stores in US as a delivery/sales representative. They have a good sense of humor, and they make me laugh, because they think the prices are negotiable, as if they're still working from an alley cart back home. They will try to negotiate prices on everything.

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>>84518510
found the seat sniffer

>>84518452
Bull fucking shit. I dated a Korean. You ever smell kimchi?

>>84518452
Asian Ear wax, ugh

>>84518569
He dropped his keys.

>>84518634
let's just say, I'm not talking about external sources like curry or kimchi

>>84518651
nice and dry

i walked past an indian lady and her son at the grocery store, and the BO stank was so bad i felt it in my mouth

like some kind of fume cloud crashed into me

>>84518452
Idk why Asians think this. They also think they "don't need deodorant." We all still smell you fucking gooks. It's not like you magically don't sweat, and bacteria under your arms don't make odors. Fucking Asians believe the strangest shit.

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>>84518692
Yea, "dropped"

Probably avatar, since I saw it at the cheapshit $5 theater.

Most movie theaters worth going to have the little kiosk to buy tickets yourself and 90% of people don't seem to realize it even exists.

>>84517596
How come only white people/nations are civilized? Why try to undermine it in their own countries?

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>>84518888
Neither was I. You are what you eat. Most Asian eat a lot of pork and garlic. Your body emits the odors of what you eat.

>>84519430
there's literally a wikipedia article talking about it
we do smell, we just last longer without smelling terrible

>>84518224
This is so awesome and calm and easy, Thais at their best.
>Implying standing in line shows a work ethic or something
Toddler thinking.

Transformers revenge of the fallen

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>>84518282
>infographic made by a gay male troll
complete horseshit in every paragraph, good job.

>>84518553
Well they come from a society that has shops and stalls in it, not a shopping mall full of cops pretending to be a society.

India is a great example of why you should choose who you have sex with. Arranged marriages have resulted in a population of ugly people

>>84517596
Why are shitskins so weird?

>>84520882
A poor country with a billion people, what do you expect things to look like?

The Hobbit Part 3

>>84521033
Ovens like the holocaust

Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part 2

Movie was ok and I found a tennis ball in the parking lot. All in all pretty good night

What happens if you accidentally shove somebody will a fight break out?

Moana when I took my eldest sisters' kids to go see it. Fucking theater was filled to the brim with kids holy shit.

>>84518224
>look how fucking dirty their feet are

Captain America Civil War.
Few friends decided we'd make a night out of it since we hadn't seen each other in awhile.

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>>84518373
>>84518487
>Niggers would be proud
I'm white, and "work smart, not hard" is a common saying in construction work. There's nothing lazy about it. Why expend energy when you don't have to? Dummy.

>>84518282
I think this chart was made by a gay dude, it's kinda weird in logic.

From all my basement dwelling insecure research on what theoretical girls will think of my benis, in most journals, from medical to hoscience, women complain about thickness of the dick and if the guy has nice strong arms to hold her down in a sort-of-scary kind of way, not the length of the dick.

As hard as this may be to believe; the vagina and the penis have developed over hundreds of millions of years. If the baby-juice funnel is too short, the risk of your species dying out goes way the fuck up. Not even the queen of whores has a profoundly deep baby-chute, they're all actually quite shallow.

If you have trouble having vaginal orgasms, I don't think that's the dick, I think it might be something worse. Vaginal orgasm is achieved without penetration.

>>84517596
Two (?) years ago, when I was on vacation in Laughlin. They had a screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show at one of the casino theaters and I figured I'd go.

Line was only about three people long (one ticket guy), and didn't take too long to get through. We all chat a bit and had a fun time waiting. Nice little lobby too. There was a Zoltar machine that said I'd have good luck (I didn't).

Not a bad experience, would wait in line again.

>>84518634
Getting a cab in Seoul is basically an endurance test for how long you can hold your breath. It's fucked.

>>84517596
The last time I went I waited about 20 seconds

>>84517596

So why are they standing so close, just to stop someone pushing in front?
What a shit culture.

>>84518282
imagine being the person who made this.