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Just fuck my franchise up
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IF YOU GOT THE MONEY HONEY
WE GOT YOUR DISEASE
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>welcome to the jungle starts playing
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Aren't people sick of Dwayne Johnson? How do these shitty remakes keep getting green lighted
>Ridley Scott taken away from directing the Alien movies
>You have the choice to pick the new director
So, who is it?
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Idris Elba
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Jennifer Kent or David Michod
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ITT: Simpsons jokes you never got
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>>84438757
It's a reference to 80s song Boys, Boys, Boys
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>>84438823
I'll admit, this one still puzzles me.
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>im giving you a nightcall, tell u how i feel
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Drive really doesn't hold up. It's one of those things from a few years ago that you look back and cringe feom, like skinny jeans.
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>>84438671
Yeah, Baby Driver is what it should've been instead and as soon as /tv/ accepts this the world will be a better place.
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>Cringe
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Did you remember to pay to tv licence yet Bongs?
>'Did pubic hair go extinct while I wasn't looking?' Naked Attraction returns to Channel 4 with a whopping 363 vagina close-ups... but viewers complain one little detail is missing
>Controversial Channel 4 dating show Naked Attraction returned on Thursday
>It featured Dom and Izzy as the first to choose from six possible dates each
>As six women were revealed for Dom, social media asked 'where's the pubic hair?'
>While viewers praised pansexual Izzy and the portrayal of transexual bodies
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4652532/Naked-Attraction-returns-Channel-4.html
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>>84438480
The licence fee doesn't fund channel 4 though
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>hey sandra
>hey steve
>so i saw you on tv last night... nice cunt you got there
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How do you Brits manage; living in such a degenerate culture?
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Just watched this
Tell me what I thought of it /tv/
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>>84438449
100% grade a dogshit.
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You wondered why people keep putting Rebecca Ferguson into movies.
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>>84438449
Like Covenant in a way but in a really scaled down like, tiny down.
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9 seasons.
Not a speck of evidence.
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>>84438422
yeah, bigfoot is no existing3
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>>84438422
Yeti isn't native to North America.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
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>white people
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Does /tv/ find her attractive?
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Well the pit hair scene was ok, but they should've shown leg hair too.
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>>84438427
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>>84438427
Ywn drill high-class old-money beaver in the Wild West
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Characters that ruined the movie/tv show they were in
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This bitch Rita turned dexter into a drama for 30+ year old housewives
I couldn't fuck this bitch even if horse tranquilizer was shot directly into my dick
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>>84438268
I wonder what it was like to fuck Dexter. I mean fucking Rita was probably pretty killer once she loosened up and mellowed out and got over her past issues. She was probably an early 30something single mom-sexual shark who'd take you around the world. But Dexter is a different kind of cat. Surely he had all the knowledge he needed but he's probably be too caught up in his own mind. I don't think he'd be able to relax and get into the moment. He's probably pretty wooden in all the wrong ways...no pun intended.
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>>84438268
OP is confirmed faggot
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Kate Mara on 24. During a terrorist attack she makes a sexual harassment claim.
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Why is this movie so much praised? What is even special about it? It's just a movie about a fucking party that isn't even impressive at all. I and my m8s constantly have parties in this scale or even bigger EVERY WEEKEND. And the girls in this flick weren't even hot, they were all a 6/10 at best, at our parties, there are mostly 8s and 9s that are Calvin Klein models. I mean most of you betas have gone to a better party than pic related movie. right? So what is the hype in here?
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typical white idiot who can't understand kino, kys
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>>84437810
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>>84437810
basically every party I went to in HS was like this movie
ITT: Shows /tv/ tricked you into watching
Almost done with the first season. It's shit.
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PLEB
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I tried it, the CGI tried to go for a 300 look, but looked cartoonishly fucking bad.
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>>84437842
Explain to me what you like about this show.
I
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Why cant you just admit you didnt understand the movie and move on?
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Why can't you admit the movie has flaws?
Why can't you admit this is a bait thread?
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>>84437800
Flaws?
Batman vs. Superman will be studied in film schools across the world 20 years from now for its brilliant cinematography, on point societal commentary, excellent acting, and fantastic direction by the great Zach Snyder who will be considered the greatest director of all time. The film is so underrated it literally hurts me. The film is unmatched in its scope and resonance. You will all see one day. I swear it. This film will go down as the single greatest piece of contemporary media.
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>>84437800
>implying
>implying
Go away drone
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Discuss already released, upcoming, or current movies of the horror genre.
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I wish I could direct a horror movie just so I could make one that wasn't shit for once.
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>>84437679
Saw a movie called Clown two days ago with my son. I was expecting it to be shit bit it was better than most of the crap that gets released lately. It had a nice use of atmosphere.
On another note The Void, while still pretty good runs out of steam on its third act.
Started watching Baskin and the imagery was really good. However I think I may have been too dumb to get the point of the movie.
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>>84437955
>my son
Why are you here?
Just saw this. Loved it. Can someone recommend something like it, with the 00's vibe.
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UHHH HOW HAV U NOT HERD...BABY DRIVER!
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Marley & Me
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>>84437569
Have you tried watching gay porn? I mean you like this dick in man ass movie so you're obviously a huge faggot.
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Is this a good horror movie for people who like horror movies or is it for Von Trier's fanbase only?
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its absolute garbage, literally unwatchable, dont waste your time
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>>84437445
no, it's not for people who like horror movies, is the kind of movie you expect from von trier, more psychological drma than terror, but not bad if you like torture porn
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>>84437629
Basically this.
It's not a horror movie whatsoever, just dark and "edgy" and very graphic.