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Just fuck my franchise up
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IF YOU GOT THE MONEY HONEY
WE GOT YOUR DISEASE
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>welcome to the jungle starts playing
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Aren't people sick of Dwayne Johnson? How do these shitty remakes keep getting green lighted
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>>84438951
Franchise?
There was just the one mediocre kids flick.
The state of /tv/ can often bring a man to his shananananananananaknees, knees. I wanna watch you bleed OP.
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>>84438951
This is Jarhead 2 levels of unnecessary "sequel"
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>board games are so old fashioned that they had to make this new movie based around a video game console in order to relate to the audience
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>>84438951
Why are there so few board game kinos out there? Where is the Monopoly movie?
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>Board game movie
>"We've got fun and games" starts playing
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>>84438951
>>84439845
It really wasnt, the entire concept of Jumanji is that it was a coming of age tale.
The boy was becoming a man, he had to learn how to take responsibility for his actions and how to face his father as an equal, not as a child.
That is the story, the board game was just a mechanism to show the viewer his struggle. hell most people dont even know that the hunter was his father.
This is just 4 teenagers with attitude fighting a video game, and itll have about 5 minutes of exposition that will attempt to trick the viewer into believing anything in the movie was heartfelt.
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>>84438951
>2nd movie yet to come out
>"franchise"
nigga what
do you refer to toy story as the Toy Story Cinematic Universe?
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>>84439993
That movie is more a remake of Murder by Death than it is an adaptation of the board game.
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>>84440033
I liked the movie well enough but...come on.
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>that title is real
lmao how fucking retarded can they be?
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>>84440132
im not saying it was shakespear, it was a fun movie but it had heart and a good story.
This has no heart and is 3 of my most hated people in hollywood right now
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>>84440049
Toy story is part of the Pixar cinematic multiverse idiot
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>>84439556
>>84439556
>How do these shitty remakes keep getting green lighted
Yes... How....
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Why isn't it welcome 2 the jungle, since it's the second movie in the series.
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>>84440407
>>84440407
>tfw no "Well, cum to the jungle" porn parody
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>>84440033
well said
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>>84440204
What's wrong with the title?
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>>84440033
It was a good movie. You wasted good, trips, double-dub on nothing!
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