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>>85298276
ENDLESS TRASH
Rated PG

DAN SCHNEIDER

And Laura Linney

>>85297994
I know we call most people on this board plebs but people IRL are 10x worse than the plebs here

I try not to talk about movies with any normies, just makes me want to kms

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>famous podcaster starts talking about how avatar is good

>>85298037
I can relate. It's like the only place we can have a discussion with someone "on our level" (not lower and not higher) is here.

Why is he so fat?

>>85297823

Wait, what? Is he really going to die? Give me more context.

>>85297879
HE IS ADDICTED TO CHINESE BUFFETS AND JUNK FOOD. HE EATS AND SLEEPS 24/7

Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens

Honestly it's probably some movie we've never heard of. Even The Room was a few mentions away from going completely under the radar.
There's probably some Colombian or Ukrainian independent film that no one has heard of that's inconceivably awful. And you'll never know about it.

Well, what qualifies as a movie? Does it have to be long, big budget, etc.? I'm sure a lot of indie movies must suck. Also worst is relative, maybe every single movie has its pros and cons and they have different value to different people.
Either way I guess the most well known bad movies are the ones made by The Asylum?

Considering what came after it was pretty great. I always liked it anyway

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>>85297433
Yes and No. Honestly, part of what made it so bad is that it was ALMOST fucking incredible.

Visually, the representation of Venom is PERFECT. It looked and sounded terrifying and had Venom been the one and only villain in the film it probably would have been perfect.

The issue is that they made Sandman the more important character and Venom got the huge backseat barely getting any screentime, and every time he WAS on screen, the dude inside the suit kept taking the mask off and talking. It was TERRIFYING to look at whenever it screamed or bared the teeth, which is why it was so frustrating to see venom so poorly used.

>>85297621
I feel the movie would have been much, much better had they gotten rid of Sandman. I also don't feel Topher Grace was a miscast. He was great for the role. Eddie Brock should have been the main focus throughout the movie.

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McDonalds cant wait.

I sure can't wait for the sequel to that forgettable piece of shit that came out almost a decade ago

Isn't it considered a reboot at this point

>>85297298
Who would have killed the emperor then?

>>85297962
Wedge when he blew up the Death Star II with the emperor on it. Without Darth Vader to motivate him Luke would have had no reason to get that close to Palpatine.

>save the universe a lot of trouble
>by killing Vader
You mean the guy who asked Luke to overthrow the emperor with him? What a menace!

>>85297252
>Will he go back into acting?
No studio is going to allow him anywhere near their movie.

>>85297252
He has to give most if not all of it to the family of Ron Goldman.

>>85298486
His NFL pension is protected from siezure by law and it's about $3M with more coming every month, also social security and some other stuff. He's rich and there's nothing they can do.

>>85297123
Murder is a sin

>take the law into your own hands
>deliver "justice" with no authority whatsoever
>only wrong for killing cop's wife
No, fuck you, murder is a sin.

didn't he also force a dude to kill a prostitute?

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>>85297887
When I saw the opening frame I was half expecting something horrible, not something half cute.

You can't walk into american cinema if you're not United States citizen

>>85296492
sorry Eurofag, we have a no singles policy here. you wont get in.

Usually about 15%

Though if they include theatrics the tip should go up accordingly

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>>85296352
>Robocop, Total Recall and Starship Troopers
yes

>>85296352
MOODDDSSS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85296520
Pleb. It's more like

>Flesh and Blood, Basic Instinct and Black Book

>>85296329
>I hold the Avengers responsible for killing my family.
>I know! I'll spend a year and kill a bunch of people to "divide them."
>they're friends by the end of the movie, just on opposite sides of the law.

This is what passes for a villain?

>>85296619
BUY MORE MERCHANDISE MARVEL JUST NEED MORE MONEY TO HIRE BETTER WRITERS, IF THEY HAVE MORE MONEY THE MOVIES WILL BE BETTER

>>85296619
But they aren't friends by the end of the movie, you complete and utter moron.

>>85297518
Probably the sunglasses brawl from They Live, but that fight in DMII when Ken Lo extends his leg and takes off his sunglasses is pretty boss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeeoEpmyb2Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ditPebZ8g

>he enjoys the films of Wes Anderson

>>85296046
Yes as a matter of fact I do

No.