Post what you have
>>85297620
>>85297887
When I saw the opening frame I was half expecting something horrible, not something half cute.
And for the record, for a film that cost 600k NZD, this is a good film.
I think some of the movie studios would do well converting one of there 100 million films into 20 5 million dollar films and go with the shotgun method and see what sticks.
As requested
Note, I do not have a subtitle file, so no subs. If the anon who wanted this, I made a sound file.
Don't worry, just going to have 2 connected webms
>>85300124
Last one for this film.
Himm, I might be the only webm poster around right now.
Might do WWZ to get Mireille Enos webms
>inb4 someone complains there no OC or that that we are not webming the right movies.
>>85301332
There's plenty of good new stuff in this thread anon, thank you. I don't have anything new otherwise I'd post it, feels wrong posting the same things all the time.
>>85301360
Thanks. I was being semi-sarcastic although there is always the anon that complains that the webms are the same old stuff, even in threads that are mostly OC.
I have so much old stuff I could post 100 old webms a thread and not repeat myself for 31 threads. Perhaps I should find some sort of hosting for it for anons to grab.
>>85301634
Go from DS9 -> Voyager
Must admit, I never finished Voyager, even the doctor couldn't get me to care for that ship.
>>85297620
Why doesn't /tv/ allow sound webms? Silent webms are trash
>>85301730
And that is the last of the WWZ webms, as I really didn't care for that movie.
any movies anons want to see webmed? I will do it if it part of my source collection.
>>85302694
Is Zach alright?
>>85302880
As in funny?
Its a okay movie. It a silly movie and not many are taking themselves seriously.
Unironically my all time favourite film
>>85303532
It really is a good film.
Unlike this one.
For good or bad I get to see every Kevin Cosner film.
This one I will not recommend to anyone.
>>85304127
Are there any hidden gems in his filmography? Everyone has seen classics like Robin Hood and The Bodyguard, but are there are excellent films which flew under the radar or are severely underrated?
>>85299450
looks like some pretty dope destruction porn.
And the shotgun method will probably become the future more and more as the intranettes take over everything. Production cost is dropping constantly and quality is rising exponentially. Just get to 90 minutes and hope hits enough people.
>tfw I want to shoot a movie that's just about a group of people dealing with getting stranded on a light tower and having to swim to shore
>>85298488
>>85305059
i ddin't know landmines were that powerful but i really didn't know coke machines were that stronk.
>>85305059
was it kino?
>>85297887
why is that monkey so fat
>>85305152
genuinely yes
>>85304414
Okay, His big films are Robin Hood, Field of Dreams, The Bodyguard, and Dances with Wolves. All I assume you watched before. If not, they are famous movies you need to watch just so you know what they are.
As for underrated movies There is the mid 1980s films that made him famous.
Amazing Stories episode
The Untouchables
No Way Out
All are great films (or episodes)
Bull Durham
Revenge
Good date night movies. Bull Durham is romatic movie with baseball, Revenge is a sex thriller that might get you laid.
He been in some modern westerns, Open Range and Haitfeilds and Mccoys is very good, Wyatt Earp is just Okay.
He been in two political thrillers of note, 13 days about the Cuban Missile crisis, and JFK, but I have not seen those in years so I can't recall if they are good or not to modern standards.
Also Mr. Brooks is a good serial killer movie.
>>85305479
You may guess what I am focusing on webming from this movie.
>>85305479
Thank you for being so thorough. I will look into them. I always like getting new recommendations or inspirations.
>Good date night movies. Bull Durham is romatic movie with baseball, Revenge is a sex thriller that might get you laid.
lel, but I can't fault your optimism
>>85305854
Is that the new Flash?
>>85305924
Don't do revenge on the first night, unless it one of those newfangled tinder dates where she wants to netflix and chill or whatnot.
>>85305973
Nice bait - I think...
Also, sometimes bad movies have a lot of webm moments
>>85302694
hol up
is that bobby from kenny vs spenny?
>>85306360
>do you think we need a second take on any of this Kev?
>Nah we nailed it.
>>85306411
thats zach galafinakis
>>85306411
No
>>85306495
Yea, working with little kid actors by all accounts is awful unless you randomly get the kid who does great.
>>85307092
Last of this film is that one.
I will give credit to it. It has one of the biggest downer of a endings I seen in a film in a long long time.
>>85307273
The entire fucking movie looks like a long fucking downer. Just tell me what the fuck is wrong with her and save me 2 hours?
>>85307334
Okay, this is the plot in the nutshell
>Cosner is a dad with two kids who moves out to the woods after the mother leaves
>Daughter is acting strangely
>He thinks it due to the the mom leaving
>dad finds a earth mound in the backyard
>Daughter is acting really strange
>Babysitter goes missing
>Dig up mound even if its muh culture
>Find babysitter body
>turns out there is some sort of evil critters in the mound.
>They need a female to reproduce
>Daughter was selected (Good taste DESU)
>dad goes to mound to rescue daughter
>Pulls her out
>She already changing
Be burns him, the critters, and daughter alive
>Last scene is son looking
>you see someone approching him by reflection
>dad?
>It the creatures
>End movie.
Short versioncreatures in backyard are trying to kidnap the daughter to be used as a breeder.
Dad goes to rescue her, too late, kills her,
himself, and he hopes the creatures.
Creatures still alive in last scene
Next movie is Locke
which I suspect will not have much in the way of webm moments,
tom cruise shooting everyone
bumping
Anyone got some David Lynch webms?
No Twin Peaks either
>>85308932
The only Lynch I know I have is some Twin Peaks stuff.
Let me see if I have some blue Velvet, M. Dr, or Lost Highway saved somewhere
>>85308932
>>85309426
found a directory listed as his stuff, didn't make these.
>>85309777
>>85309831
>>85309868
>>85309966
there you go, you are welcome
Phone calls, the movie
Still great.
>>85311138
new trailer?
any snek?
>>85311188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phFM3V_dors
Sorry, no snek :o(
>>85297887
I was expecting cat mutilation
thanks for the kek
Holy shit there's a blu-ray rip of Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw on piratebay now
It might be less than ideal quality but I'll take it
>>85297620
I'm retarded. Someone explain Memento to me
>>85311345
Whut?
Warming up downloads
>>85311503
It's been there for almost 2 months, I should have checked more regularly damnit
>>85311626
Dude uploaded it the day Wonder Woman premiered, now that's some good work
By the way, I finally actually watched it all sometime ago. It could have been a good road movie if things didn't just happen randomly without any connection.
>>85311478
okay, its quite simple.
The color portion is told backwards, the B&W is told going forward.
The main character claims to have brain damage, so that he forms no short term memory. He remember who he is, skills and so on, but he can't form short term memories.
turns outhe not brain damaged,
just mentally ill from guilt about killing his wife.
When the other lead rubs this in his face,
he writes down what shown in the webm which leads to him to killing him due to his mental illness.
>>85311835
Yeah, it has it good points, and it also fails on a few points.
>>85312119
meant for >>85311820
>>85312155
I'm checking the bits it has downloaded so far, quality is kinda shitty, like a bit worse than YIFY... will try to make it look better later with some blur + film grain, but...
>>85312930
we shall see, I still have that R5 copy that was out for a while.
>>85313270
>Marry both
>two hot wives, 50 million in trust funds
>>85313270
Kate best Mara
>>85313270
R O O N
>>85313431
It's definitely a lot better than that, but the film grain got messed up, created some artifacts
>>85314022
ahhh - then again, we have no idea what the source film is like. I recall all the effort they had to do to make the 1973 wicker man workable again.
>>85298452
Angry cunnilingus incoming
>>85314129
It's worse than mainstream films, has a lot of grain, but that's why this rip generated more artifacts
It's like 950 mb and 1080p, should have been at least twice the bitrate
>>85313889
i wish i could rub my penis on her face
>>85314199
>>85314257
>>85314365
Please delete these right now
>>85314365
>syrian refugees.webm
Mы paбoтaeм?
>>85314204
Thanks, I am campng out in a cool room while it downloads, I overheated today and must take it easy.
>>85314365
>>85314257
>>85314199
Pol shit on /tv/
But it bumps thread on slow night
>>85313270
mara best roon
>>85297887
UMA DELICIA
>>85315076
You have two choices
1. Marry your fave Mara sister, but no trust fund.
2. Marry the other sister but get the trust fund.
which do you choose?
>>85315171
Kate
>>85315396
and Virkander is not short, she like 168 cm
>>85315575
>>85315396
Jesus, elizabeth debicki is 190cm? That is taller then some Division 1 female basketball centers...
>>85315171
other sister of course. Everyone knows they share cock like all good sisters
>>85315575
>168 cm
so somewhere between 3 ft and infinity probably?
>>85315720
168 is around 5'6, which isn't short for a female.
Debicki is 190 cm, which is 6'3, which is a giant.
And also hot as hell
>>85315720
would mountaineer
>blocks your path
>>85313270
>they will never do a lesbian scene together
>>85316480
>Kenzie is 5 inches shorter than debicki
>>85316538
She over a foot taller the Levy
>>85316480
>kenzieposting
i see you
https://youtu.be/i5dPMl5rYkU
>>85297887
this is the greatest webm ever made, bar none
>>85317063
Kenzie has a figure in that webm
>>85317242
she has a figure in every webm
>>85317063
ayo boyo
>>85315171
more bullying pls
>>85317242
>>85315396
>>85315720
tolls were made to bully smolls
>>85317382
slutty neck 10/10
>>85317382
She a a tall glass of water.
>Not saying that a bad thing.
>>85317387
here you go
>>85317242
new phone who dis?
>>85317705
snek best girl
>>85317708
Katerina Shpitsa IIRC
>>85317777
>>85317242
>talkfu
after like 100 years of this shit will human perception of time be different?
Will we speak in memes?
Or actually language kind of is literally speaking in memes if you don't give it a lot of thought, and then do give it a lot of thought.
2drunk4computers
>>85318100
Language, which does alter how we perceptive the world, is based in part in memes. Eventually it will mutate to be a Phraseme and become part of the language and perception.
Every subculture has them. For example, people fight over indian or native american is the correct term. I use the term Lamanite since that the subculture i am part of.
Also it can be physical things, for example, if I am listing with my arms closed, it means I am paying attention, but outside of my subculture that can mean that I am angry.
>>85318408
But this might be getting too deep for 1 am when I am recovering from a spider bite and needing to get to sleep.
>>85317881
Holly Earl is a QT 3.14.
>>85298452
Name?
Thanks for the Utu webms if you're still around PA
Glad you liked the movie
>>85299613
>>85299613
>As requested
>Note, I do not have a subtitle file, so no subs. If the anon who wanted this, I made a sound file.
If you could post the sound one that would be great
I love that scene, it's a good example of Maori/Pakeha bantering
>>85311345
Bring on the Lynda Carter boobage in HD!
>>85321088
Can't wait for the 2018 remake staring Emma Watson.
>>85317492
First they take our McDonalds, and Walmart jobs, and now this?
They can't keep getting away with this!
>>85321187
wow that manages to make the manfaced ugly bitch look even more manfaced and ugly
>>85298227
>>85298452
>>85298752
>>85298873
>>85299227
>>85299450
>>85299613
>>85300124
>>85300262
>>85300483
>it's a kiwi that NZ is all cute and sheit
It isn't. Australia is much better, hence why half the NZ population lives there.
>>85321448
how pathetically feminine is your face that you actually think she looks like a man?
>>85321478
I don't really see Utu as a tourist advertisement
>>85301142
Even during the end of the world as we know it there will still be white night faggots like this around
>>85319975
I now have a sudden urge for melons
>>85321682
Melons are nice
>>85314365
Why is there so much evil in the world bros?
>>85314199
>Not following the rules
It's not that fucking hard Europe!
First of all, keep them out of the light, they hates bright light, especially sunlight, it'll kill them. Second, don't give them any water, not even to drink. But the most important rule, the rule you can never forget, no matter how much they cries, no matter how much they begs, never feed those things after midnight.
>>85314257
Jesus Christ.
>>85321478
Australia would be a great country if it wasn't for the snakes and spiders and Abos and serial killers and games censorship and forest fires the size of Belguim. Oh and all those Aussie cunts. Weathers nice though.
>>85314365
woah...that's a lot of doctors and lawyers
>>85317868
*sniff*
>>85297620
>>85321380
you can get paid to touch lolis?
what kind of world is this?
why are those fucking retards posting 9876324987 webms of the same movie with some boring scene itt?
are they autism?
>>85324027
he's just fishing for a role in planet of the apes
>>85324144
Pretty convincing tbqh
Serkis better watch out
>>85305479
JFK still holds up very well.
>>85306360
>sometimes bad movies have a lot of webm moments
Oh yes...
>>85321088
>I'm herefor you
>>85324594
Bad movies either make a ton of bad webms, or none at all. There's not much of an inbetween.
>>85324897
the fuck's with these colors?
>>85324826
>>85324945
Made it from the KORSUB that's out so it might be their encoding.
Alternate reason: it's set in London so of course everything looks grey.
>>85311478
It was all the jews fault
>>85302044
what you got lying around?
>>85325459
wtf
>>85308932
>>85326174
klingons have hobos?
>>85326195
HELLO CTHULHU
>>85318100
I think the immediacy of digital comms is altering things. So much information can be packed into and communicated by imagery. But it's transient as fuck.
>>85315171
context?
>>85308932
>>85326763
i second this
for research purposes
>>85326195
>>85326311
you summoned me
>>85327195
>>85327483
>>85327195
what movie is this?
>>85327708
The Abyss
>>85327708
Life (2017)
>>85315171
source?
>>85319738
filename
>>85319899
Around now. I enjoyed it. Both the anglo and natives were shown as real people.
>>85319975
posted
>>85321478
utu isn't exactly a tourist movie ??
>>85321560
>White knight
>Defending your wife from being raped
okayyyyy
>>85328918
Glad to here it man
It occupies a weird place in NZ movie history, really our only spaghetti western
There are unfortunately few movies about the Land Wars and they tend to be pretty boring
Tarantino (who knows a bit about NZ through Zoe Bell) has said it's his favorite Kiwi movie, but that's hardly suprising
>>85325556
Test list was too long so here you go
>>85329367
The two things I will recall from it are
- the Māori who was working for the government was a cool character
- the shotgun scene made me smile.
It really is a good movie for a inexpensive production.
>>85329504
>hiding file extensions
but do some cool scene from inception
>>85329504
Solaris, The Constant Gardner, and Lawrence of Arabia would be cool.
>>85329744
This may shock you and some other anons, but I never seen Inception. every time I try to sit down to watch it I get interrupted. It and the Fargo movie are almost a joke to me as I can't get five minutes into it.
However I have somehow avoided spoilers. Though I know this scene is important, have no idea why though.
>>85329863
>Solaris, The Constant Gardner, and Lawrence of Arabia
Let me work on Lawrence of Arabia. I put that line in the middle as some of the movies on that side I have not seen yet (constant Gardner and Solaris are two of them) some are that I still need to webm (Like LotR)
But Lawrence of Arabia I can work on when I am not dealing with family :)
>>85329991
Don't think you missed out on much desu. I never felt like watching it more than once.
>>85329991
>>85330166
Agreed. It's not that good, but I want some webm of the cools visuals and building bending shit
>>85330196
Certain to be webmable scenes for sure.
Board seems shitter than usual tonight
Thank god for these threads
>>85330102
Great, no hurry.
>>85330166
>>85330196
>>85330196
Well, while I am not one of those "NOLAN IS GOD" folks, I have enjoyed most of his films (and Dunkirk was amazing) so I will most likely enjoy it, but won't think it the greatest film ever.
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>>85331133
haha
>>85329991
thats how dope Nolan is. You can watch the end of the movie and it means nothing without the rest of the junk
>>85299269
Jesus I thought that was a kids movie.
>killing this thread