>Watch The Departed
>Expect it to be a crime/drama thriller
>Instead it should be called The Cuckparted
>mfw the protagonist gets cucked six ways from sunday
Okay...
What was the point of this fucking movie?
Pic related: He literally didn't do anything wrong
>>87360631
spoilers m8
thanks for being an oxygen thief OP
>watching americanized remakes
>>87360618
Not hearing anything can only mean one thing
>>87360735
what did he mean by this?
What's your favorite scary movie?
American Dad is at it again with some horror movie spoof kino
>>87360435
Best episode this season. Then again the season was pretty bad.
Was Phantom Menace really that bad?
Will Last Jedi be any better?
Yes. Like all the prequels, it was terrible unless you were 8 when you first saw it.
Prequel apologists are also more than likely Snyder fans and unironically enjoy BvS.
>>87381033
Last Jedi will make a billion dollars and you faggots would do the same song and,dance where you think it will flop and then it becomes the 3rd highest grossing film again. For the second run...
And your crying will make me cum.
>>87381033
>Was Phantom Menace really that bad?
Yep.
>Will Last Jedi be any better?
A two hour long movie about an old and constipated Mark Hamill trying to take a shit would be more entertaining that TPM.
*parents walk in*
misunderstood kino
>>87360311
quickly hide all cunny
Ive read 4 and a half of the novels so far, almost every canon comic and seen all of Rebels. The story group are brilliantly weaving everything together, completely redefining the jedi mythology and the moral framework of the universe. If I were being annoying and pedantic I'd want someone to tell me, so here I am to tell you - you're fucking annoying.
Yes, the First Order made some similar ships, but bigger.
It is easy to whine and criticize. What, you want Palp clones? What, you want super weapon planet destroyers shaped like something else besides a planet? Star Wars has always had magic kiddo.
What you think Star Wars is, and thus expect from it, is disconnected from the reality.
>>87380906
nice blog, but 90% of people dont want to read a bunch of interconnected novels and watch spin off cartoons, they only care about the movies and they think they're overproduced, reductive and purile and just there for nostalgia to rake in more consumers' disposable incomes and keep it profitable
>>87380906
You are a virgin retard with terrible taste that goes to hilarious lengths trying to deny it and justify your lonely affair with shit films.
Step aside shiplets.
What happened to Bizarro Elaine?
she got ceaser'd
>>87360140
Because a better world has no women.
>>87361006
>Because a better world has only women
fixed that for you.
There are two kinds of people on this board:
Those who make threads, and those who reply to them.
No i just lurk
fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHjXzcqqkzk
is that nina from the americans?
>>87360166
yes
>>87360172
i'd like to kiss her if you know what i mean
hey rick
lmask u som'n
aint lik it wuz befoe riyuk
>>87380437
Rubs head
(gets dissapointed)
How does he keep getting away with it?
CARL PERKINS
Is Rick and Morty the most culturally relevant show of our time?
>>87380366
What a waste of dubs. Kill yourself josh
>>87380366
I unironically laughed at this am I a total fag?
>>87380366
holy shit is how god finally gets his revenge?
>A dense, delirious, playful and serious work of capital A art, and easily the most ambitious film to come out of a major studio since Kubrick died.
>"mother!" is something truly magnificent, the kind of visceral arthouse experience that comes along very rarely and spits you out into the daylight dazzled, queasy, delirious, and knock-kneed as a newborn calf.
>A devouring and restless experience: a creative surge that's like the lancing of a boil, releasing a torrent of despair and disgust for the greedy chaos of society today as well as a self-loathing portrait of the artist as an emotional succubus.
So it's good?
giv succubus gf
Goddam this board is the worst it's ever been. Can't believe you can't even have a proper thread about a film anymore.