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Memento, as basically every film ever directed by Christopher Nolan, is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. The classic example of a film that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.

In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.

But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole

Masterful madman.

>>85495972
HE BETTER NOT HAVE FUCKED UP BLADE RUNNER 2

BUT 2BH IT WAS PROBABLY ALREADY FUCKED WHEN THAT AUTIST GOOSE WAS CAST

>>85495972
he is like a machine iykwim

>>85495969
What a gay scene

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>>85496313
>that scene where the Hobbits DP Boromir
What did Jackson mean by this?

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>>85496373
What about the scene with Frodo waking up and seeing Gandalf?
>"I changed your garments while you were asleep, Frodo.. I did NOT peek at your manly parts.. He he"
What did he mean?

He is pure kino. At least his older version.

>>85495941
If you watch enough of his movies,you'll realize he isn't that great. Very little range, basically the same guy in every movie.

He was so fuckable.

Pic unrelated. I just love Zuck, such a lovely boy.

the social network
oj simpson american crime story

>>85495757
Denial is pretty good and it bootyblasts Redditors

>>85495756

For someone as popular as him, I'm surprised he didn't get more exposure.

Which is fine because that would lead to overexposure and we don't need any of that.

Really great guy, too.

>>85495756
gay

Looks like a guy that would prefer the company of other men

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Baneposting already filled that gap, kiddo

wow i too browse reddit xDD

i rewatch movies when i don't know what new movies to watch. sometimes it feels like i saw everything and it's so difficult to come across new movies that interest me. i lurk here for recommendations but get lost in all the shitposting

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if its good, and has a lot of details that you miss the first time around

autism and >>85495676

>>85495557
fat fuck piece of shit

He is producing mortal engines

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Tintin

the obnoxious, fake laughing in this shit made me turn it off in 5 minutes

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>I have been through vaguely similar situations

>>85495753
It's real laughter, it's just that they edit some extra laughter in between things.

Also, Joe is the main editor of the show. So blame him.

>>85495530
Eawth
explowew

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>>85496795

>>85495530
>>>/tg/

el topo. thats what it was.

What was that movie where the special agent guy is told told to fuck a foreign chick (russian I think) and his boss tells him "Don't think of it as cheating on your wife, think of it as fucking for your country"

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El Topo for sure

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what the fuck do you think?

>>85495404
Doubt it. A lot of people have fond memories of both the book as well as the miniseries. It's long overdue for a big-budget adaptation in my opinion.

>>85495404
It honestly looks pretty good.

Hidden Figures
The epic battle against white males

First Narnia had a very good one. Haven't watched it yet, but I heard Lawrence of Arabia is bretty good.

Alexandria and Ironclad