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How did his daughter know what a rim-job is?
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Yes I read the book, goes into it a bit deeper
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>>85957949
what the heck is a rim job??
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The real question is how did she know what anal sex is?
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DUDE SLOWLY PANNING OVER OLD PHOTOGRAPHS LMAO
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>>85957603
maximum public-funded wig kino
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Do you expect him to find high def color video from the 1800s and early 1900s?
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>>85957603
would you rather jarring cuts between still images and videos?
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the moral of the story is ... 2017-08-06 04:52:17 Post No.85957251
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the moral of the story is ...
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don't get aids
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>>85957251
I like the movie but HIV is actually very hard to contract through vaginal sex. It's like a 1% chance of getting it.
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>AN ALL DA BITCHEZ LOVE ME CUS IM FUCKIN CASPAHHH
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>>85957276
They emphasized that the girls he was fucking were virgins who are definitely gonna bleed.
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Share a favorite movie and a least favorite memory 2017-08-06 04:37:13 Post No.85956847
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Share a favorite movie and a least favorite memory
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>The Hidden Fortress
When I was a kid, I had a red N64 controller. I remember my uncle bought it for me. He was later arrested for sexual assault, but as usual I wasn't worthy of any sexual contact. When I finally got a HD television and gave away the CRT I dropped it and cracked the controller.
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>Shrek
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Marvel capeshit
Being diagnosed with retardism
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The Dark Knight Rises
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Everyone knows Gene Hackman is one of the greatest actors and everyone knows his famous films like Unforgiven, Bonnie and Clyde and The French Connection. But what I'm wondering is: what are his films that are lesser known and/or underrated that are also good? He's got a big filmography so it stands to reason there are some largely unknown gems in there. So, what are they?
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Pretty good late Cold War flick.
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Not really unknown at all but he was fantastic in Get Shorty
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This guy made bad movies watchable
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When will she finally agree to do full-frontal nude scenes?
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Do you have any idea what a fucking loser you are?
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>>85956611
She already did, but they're in Dan's private collection.
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>>85956611
I think she'd rather retire.
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This is not the real poster, idiot.
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>>85828688
>Leia is CGI on the poster
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>>85828688
who is idiot
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>>85828732
what did he mean by this?
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So let me get this straight.
The Night Kings plan is to conquer Westeros and create an unstoppable force of wights so he can stop another unstoppable force of demons that are also behind a wall?
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>>85774339
This aint Star Wars
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>>85774339
explain
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>>85774339
Get back to your containment thread. GoT is on the same level as capeshit.
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The Trident Edition
Prev on /got/: >>86123164
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first for only thing that matters
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2nd for qyburn
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guess the scenes
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powerful.
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WE
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Is this actualy how black people view batman and iron man?
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Fantasy characters 1 of which is from a completely different fantasy universe saying something they would never say to another fantasy character and this character proclaiming something meaningless outside of his fantasy universe, what's the point
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heard from some fa/tv/irgins that this show is secretly better than GoT? Is that true? Is this an underrated gem I should spend like 40+ hours on or an OK to mediocre show hyped up by contrarians?
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Definitely a lot better than GoT, Black Sails is actually a decent show.
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>>86123415
Absolutely superior show with better effects, more coherent plot, and more well-rounded characters based largely off a better novel.
Also it pays significant homage to American folk hero pirates
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It's good but I swear to God, Max is even more annoying than Dany.
Why does she do this?
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Black leads don't exist.
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because it makes the ugly sheboons feel better about themselves
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disgusting as fuck
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This was ridiculous. They have to be baiting. Jerrys father is a cuck, 100%. Its an actual plot point in the episode. He even says he watches them fuck, sometimes from the closet. What in the actual fuck
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>>86121690
Yes, that was the joke. What's your point?
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>>86121728
He's a conservative snowflake who feels threatened by anything daddy didn't tell him was okay.
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>>86121690
how does that make you feel anon?
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Is this the greatest film poster ever made? 2017-08-09 05:08:03 Post No.86120712
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Is this the greatest film poster ever made?
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Its solid but thors is better
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nah
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Why are people who hate this film so completely incapable of expressing actual reasons why they dislike it? They just shitpost and meme their way out of it.
Meanwhile, I can explain exactly why it's good.
For starters, its use of the leitmotif of perception versus reality plays into literally everything happening, up to and including the revelation at the end that Clark was looking at the world through a filter of his own, doing what we all do - focusing on the polarized extremes and missing the whole truth.
For another, it takes the three principles of the film, and uses them to craft an allegorical tale stressing the importance of communication across cultural divides and the perils of succumbing to xenophobia, paranoia, and a biased media.
Lastly, it uses the characters of Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman to represent different eras of myth in both pop culture and antiquity.
In essence, this film takes what Miller did with DKR, swaps the roles around a bit, and ties them more firmly to the modern geopolitical climate, all while doing honor to the history of comics as a medium in general, and the history of the DC characters in particular.
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>>86120535
Stop the fucking falseflag threads you mouseguat.
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i like it because i feel like i'm actually watching a movie and not a two-hour long tv episode
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>>86120535
I can explain to you why I disliked it.
1) Superman is reduced to a secondary character in his own film.
2) Lex Luthor is reduced to a ADHD Zuckerberg with none of the control that the character is known and loved for.
3) The color gradient used for this film makes everything look bland and unappealing without actually adding character to the film
4) The theatrical release cuts out crucial parts of the plot and stores them away for the extended edition (not technically an error with the film, but an underhanded business decision nonetheless)
5) The death of Superman plotline is spent on the SECOND MOVIE OF THE FRANCHISE
Honestly, this entire film is what convinced me that Snyder had no idea what to do with Superman. Man of Steel wasn't perfect, but at the very least it was the groundwork for establishing the Superman that we all know and love. BvS, however, made it abundantly clear that Snyder was only interested in Batman, and was completely willing to send Superman into the shadows, to the point of literally sending him to an early grave.