Share a favorite movie and a least favorite memory

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>Shrek

>I was only nine years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Marvel capeshit

Being diagnosed with retardism

The Dark Knight Rises

Bumping this thread

>>85956904
>MOOOOOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!! XD

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Alien Covenant

Posting about how great it is on /tv/ and getting called a faggot

>Dredd

Watching my mom slowly wither and die from cancer for 2 years.

>Fargo

having a panic attack in front of my friends

>Time Bandits

Molesting a preteen at an art museum and ejaculating on the carpet, she cried and ran away. I ran away twice as fast.

>>85957368
Hahahaha good one

Johnny pneumatic

Getting off when people bash on /tv/ and being here for so long

>>85962145
Hahaha good one!

>Le dubs man

Accused of being a deranged pscyho by mommy when I was ~10y/o
>Looks of disgust
>"Get away from me"
>"You need help"
>"I'm scared to sleep in the same house as you"
Needless to say she resumed the relentless erratic beatings after about a week or so.

I'm not sure if I was at the time, but I do think I currently lack the capacity to empathise.
I'm not sure what a conscience is supposed to feel like but I have a moral compass I use to obey rules and regulations.

>>85956847

>but as usual I wasn't worthy of any sexual contact

Damn that was funny

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>>85962943
Got curious and did an online test
It basically said
>u craycray
>print this shit and hand it to a shrink

Don't really want to see a shrink AGAIN.
All I want to know is how to maximise my potential
and how can I get a wife and reproduce without living a lie?
Lies require soo much effort to maintain.