>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
>>86633261
I'll take 'films that beta virgins will never understand' for 15, Bill.
>>86633261
I've seen this thread 17 times but what movie is it?
>>86633596
Shame.
Along with 'Hunger', one of the best British films of the last few decades. The director went on to 12 Years a Slave after, which pales in comparison.
Why did everyone friendzone Hermione from the very beginning until Rowling started writing forced fanfiction from the sixth novel (films 6-8) onwards?
>>86632956
>Why did everyone friendzone Hermione
because she was a know-it-all annoying girl with flaws who only got tempered as she became friends with Ron and Harry and vice versa
it's like you don't know the source material
Because she isn't attractive in the books, and even then she only got interest from the kid that used to bully her because he was even more repugnant.
Why are you even trying to find logic in a childrens series bassd off of one the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
are you guys excited as me about the ice dragon?
>>86632565
go back to wow
i hate ice and i hate dragon
Will it breath ice, frost or liquid nitrogen?
Post your IQ and if you like Rick and Morty
140 IQ
Yes I love R&M
>>86632368
20 IQ
I hate it!
>>86632368
134
It's aight, I get the impression that one of the main writers/creators is a really funny guy while the other is a fedora. I think it'd be better if they get rid of the fedora.
5,470,678. I have transcended such trivial things.
Godzilla got fat
That's all muscle stick boy
God his face is so stupid.
I can forgive the fat design, cause nips seem to love it now, but that head design is just so un-Godzillalike
Is this for Godzilla Vs King Kong? I don't see why they just didn't keep the design from that Godzilla movie.
Why was this made?
I dunno. They made a bunch of cool hamlet remakes in the UK, one of them was set in a 40s or 50s era it was really cool. They kinda missed the mark with this one
I unironically enjoyed this. Even teared up a little.Not even a chick.
To show in classrooms
That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?
wtf that is so homophobic in hindsight
the line that spawned a thousand memes
>>86631619
Indeed. Raimi is an absolute madman.
You are going to watch her movie right /tv/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su8IHV0AH2o
>>86631354
you know a man writes this because women know they will never live what she lives
bar none the best film i've see this decade
i know that hyperbolic af with examples such as drive and the social network among plenty others to fight for the throne.
but.
it takes the concept of the recent steve jobs movie (3 key points in a persons life)
but it
>is shot almost flawlessly
>has the cinematic grounds of a classic
>covers brutal themes without hitting you over the head
>has next level acting without making that a focus
>feels like italian neo realism butt fucked (no pun) NWR or Malick
>leaves you with both questions and answers in an unconventional yet heartbreaking ending
>tricked me into believing Miami was LA - which means the location is in itself a character, not just a backdrop, which in turn adds to the brilliance and motifs
>made me cry
>made me laugh
>shocked me
>and tied it all into one little bundle that blew me the fuck away.
I'll get into themes and motifs at a later date but in short this movie ripped my soul out of my chest, spat on it, and threw it to the curb. It's been a long time since that happened, and we've had a plethora of amazing films this decade.
gay niggas LMAO
>you're the only man who's ever touched me
The third part elevated this movie from 6/10 to 9/10
Who would be the proper choice?
MEW
how is this a question
>>86629981
this
op a retard
MEW is going to die alone
Why is Xena so loved by everyone, while Daenerys has shitty feminist fans and edgy male haters?
Both of them are feminist characters.
>>86629060
Xena was a badass with an interesting personality. The second I never watched because GoT is for fags.
>xena
A true warrior who actually FIGHT with her own forces to achieve her goals, beside that she also has a femininepenisside and a strong force of will she is equal if not strongest than men because she is actually a badass and not just because had a vagina
>Daeneris
MUH KALEEEESHIIII
>>86629060
Because Xena has massive flaws that are thrown in her face almost every other episode, for every person she saved she and her armies during her warmonger days killed dozens if not hundreds, not to mention Callisto who is a constant bloody reminder of what she did and how it affected the survivors.
Is this the greatest TV episode ever made? 10/10 from start to finish.
>battle of the bastards
>Jon isn't even a bastard
>>86628676
>Jon isn't even a bastard
He is.
>>86628676
>from start to finish.
No, Dany's section sucked.
What did Spielberg mean by this? Didn't he realize how much distracting it was?? And it serve absolutely no purpose whatsoever. So why did he do this.
>>86628646
The goal was to trigger you.
Looks like it worked.
>>86628646
I saw this movie when I was 8 or so and I remember being so confused by it and asking my mom why his daughter was black.
there are black jews. deal with it.
.t Drake
Why was his death never shown? Why did they have the Mexicans do it instead of Anton?
Why all that build-up to show him as a badass and then just dump him like that?
>>86628489
brainlet
>>86628519
Not an answer.
>>86628519
This faggot
Is this any good or is it, you know, Deadwood good?
What the fuck is "deadwood good"?
I don't know what the fuck Deadwood is, but yes, Rome is good.
>>86628458
It's god tier.