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>>86696330
The funny thing is that he isn't even short, 5"8 is literally above average anywhere in the world

>>86696330

5'6" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order

Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

>>86696415
Everytime this pasta is posted I swear E-sports creeps higher up that list.

Ozark takes 8 episodes to get good then it gets shit again

Leftovers is patrician's masterpiece. Ozark is a shitty ripoff with bad acting.

>>86696349
ripoff? what do you mean?

He's a Chad.

>>86696260
Raw animal magnetism. He exudes chad pheromones from his sweat glands that gets all the panties sopping wet the moment he walks in the room.

He's got a big lawn

You have to watch it first then decide

yeah, only whities will say it's bad

Literally white man takes revenge on white people for leaving him behind with the shitskins: the movie

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>>86696240
>lori petty
>tank girl

when did mila kunis peaked ?

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>>86696240
Came out a year later but I think she was hotter in Ed Wood. Still, prime SJP... it's strange remembering that she used to be attractive.

Yeah buddy great movie so deep I almost drowned watching it.

>>86696195
you're a funny guy, like a clown. very amusing

I don't get why no one notices he keeps changing appearance from Ed Norton to Brad Pitt

>Netflix original movie
>Anime adaptation movie
>Starring Nat Wolff
Sounds about right, won't be surprised if it drops lower

>turn alpha male best student in Japan MC into insecure kid who would probably become next school shooter if he didn't find Death Note
>w-why did it flop

>>86695918
It's what all women want. In that order.

>>86695918
Because women don't understand plot composition and subtlety.
Murder = Bad. Rape = Double Bad (unless the man is hot, then it's just sorta Bad). This is the easiest way to convey danger and villainy to a woman.

>>86696463

Right

>>86696763

Wrong

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fuckin oath m8

Was wondering which one of you cunts would name a thread about it.

/tv/ > /co/

Is this Aussie kino?

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>>86695753
i'm feeling confident, this is the first time i've used this syncing site

does not seem to work bruh

>>86695753
he has something in his briefcase, that's why the truck/lorry was chasing him

not a bad film

Self-loathing asshole who projected onto others. He got better, though.

>>86695762
He took the black pill, but was fucking the shit outta his best friends wife and then cumming deep inside her neceseery?

>>86695546
It's a fucking penis man, god hates penis

Demi Moore in Striptease, Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and Pamela Anderson in Barbedwire.

>>86695492
that one disney movie where the pink poweranger rips her clothes off for no reason

They said Black Swan was influenced by Perfect Blue but I didn't see it.

I watched Paprika around the same time and liked it more tbqh

If you liked Perfect Blue then watch Blue Velvet.