/sug/ - Steven Universe General @ /trash/ (ergo, in exile)
Jasper is convinced to embarrass herself edition
Previous thread >>1029649
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
Crying and Crying edition
>>1039805
fapping and cumming edition
>>1039801
We're back baby!
Goddammit stop tacking that dumb shit onto the end of /sug/
>>1039805
It looks like Sapphy is kissing her chest
>>1039801
>@trash (ergo in exile)
Fuck you we're crystal /sug/
/co/ is homeworld
>>1039801
>>1039825
Daily reminder to hug your dear leader.
>>1039840
And one day, we will invade them and black out the sun.
>>1039848
Group hug because fuck the rules
>>1039825
when do you think pearl will ever gain any closure?
could you imagine the look on her face if rose came back for five minutes followed by the look on her face as she left again?
do you think she would feebly beg rose to stay even if it was for a minute longer?
>>1039821
>yfw /sugie/
>>1039864
>Replace Gyro with Rose and Johnny with Pearl
Big bara gem is best gem
the tumblr thing
http://dinklebop-manjensen.tumblr.com
>>1039864
In a series not for kids, she would probably make her peace with Rose (either in conversing with her or through Steven), and then die in battle with the serenity of a true master.
Pearl would beg Rose to stay for even another second.
>>1039825
is rose weirded out cause pearl is shoving her face in her tits?
>>1039886
Fun.
>>1038953
>Steven giving each Gem a kiss
Haha. Thanks for the request.
>>1039877
>>1039891
>>1039903
trash /sug/ is better than normal /co/ /sug/.
I'M GREEN WITH IT
>>1039903
HAHA. Steven has a feather allergy
>>1039908
sthap
>>1039903
Chuckle on the public bus/10
>>1039884
I want to have hot, sweaty bonebreaking snu-snu with Jasper
>>1039903
Fucking lol
YOU
I take it we were b& again?
>>1039989
ARE AN ALL-STAR
>>1039989
GOT THE POWEEEEERRRR!
>>1039903
Aw, poor Pearl.
>>1039992
Duh.
>>1039903
10/10 fuck you pearl
>>1039848
no no no
don't fuck the baby
post pearl getting cucked (again)
I don't know why, but there's something I like about this image.
>>1040030
>no penis but yards of pubes instead
>>1040030
I'm always down for bara, but that eye makeup and gay pose. Gross.
>>1040030
got more /ss/ greg?
Well I tried something a little different for here. Lemme know what you think.
>>1040058
...is Pearl rubbing her gem while fondling herself?
>>1040058
It looks pretty good
I made it worse. What can i do to fix it?
>>1040058
Its good, make more
>>1040058
needs more /ss/
>>1040065
Looks alright to me.
>>1040065
Put in in your ass
>>1040065
Lol what this is looking so much better
http://thomassanders.com/post/137397118439/so-i-was-laying-in-bed-and-it-occurred-to-me
Thoughts on including Peri in the theme song?
>>1040065
Sharpie in pooper
>>1040058
The chin looks weird, but other than that it's pretty good.
>>1040058
The anatomy, mainly with the torso area looks off. I like it though. Keep drawing.
>>1040065
Remember that when it comes to painting, there are only happy little accidents and that you shouldn't be so hard on yourself if you think that you have messed up
>>1040065
define better the shapes at the background
>>1040081
>>1040058
it's ok, just practice more your anatomy
>>1040091
I keked harder than i should have. Now people are staring.
>>1039820
good taste sir
>>1040107
Tell them what you laughed at
>>1040091
Come on camwhore
>>1040065
Use *LESS* Pigment
Use *LESS* Strokes
*LET* the pigment flow away from the brush into the paper
and for the love of god LET THE COLORS DRY BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE STROKES IN THE SAME AREA
>>1040112
One of them was staring at my phone. (im on the bus) from behind
>>1040122
>I am being taken from behind on a bus
Now that's funny
>>1040065
ADD LAPPY
>>1040137
What if this is reported
>>1040137
Why
>>1040142
Its /trash/ you retard
>>1040137
>>1040142
If we can have a burnt cock in the thread and not get reported, i'm sure the puzzling privates'll be fine.
>>1040137
Rebecca Sugars sugary meat flaps
>>1040137
>>1040137
Hi mom!
heeeeey lookie here
Getting back to what's important.
>>1040137
Beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains beef curtains
>>1040169
Beef tarp at that point
>>1040168
Beef curtains are love, beef curtains are life.
i wanna touch peris little teeth
>>1040168
Why is peridot so lewd in those boxers?
>>1040003
>>1040137
I saw a pic of a guy sitting on a PC chair, and his scrotum reached the floor.
Soul mates?
>>1040127
Dont just keep it in mind, go and try to fix it.
NEXT
BOMB
WHEN
>>1040189
2018 at the earliest.
>>1040188
Oh really? I mean I was gonna do another one but alright, fixing this one first.
>>1040177
Kekekekkekekekekkekekwwkekkwwkkekelelewlellwleeklelelelwllwllwlwl we llekekekekkwwkkkekkkekekekekekekekkeekekekkkkekekejekejejrkekekekekekwkekek
>>1040189
IN THE YEAR 2525
SUGAR IS STILL ALIVE
>>1040184
She has beef curtains
>>1040202
Shit, I meant IF SUGAR IS STILL ALIVE
laaaapissss!
laaaaaappppiiiisssss!
>>1040211
Headcanon regretfully accepted
>>1040202
I ate her
>>1040199
The best way to learn from your mistakes is to try and fix them first. At least that's what most art books tell me.
>>1040223
You ate her out? Did you fellate the beef?
>>1040189
When u kill yourself tbqh
>>1040223
Jesus
>>1040137
So how dose this happen? Old age? To many oversized toys?
>>1040187
Imagine rolling over your own balls
>>1040164
I saw these too. Pretty cool.
It's cool that Steven wears pink, but I've seen artists draw him with a reddish colored shirt and that seems more eye-pleasing.
Maybe it's because guys don't wear pink that often so it seems odd, or something else.
>>1040246
I also need this answer.
any cool non lewd ideas to draw a more elaborate thing? (pic related)
>>1040211
>>1040272
my friend was the one who requested the divorce pic.
i only want pearls in emotional suffering of any kind myself but that's up to you....
>>1040272
The crystal gems all reacting to the beef curtain pic (offscreen)
>>1040246
like any weird genitals I'm pretty sure they're just born like that
may have been shorter when they were kids though
>>1040272
Sardonyx and Jamie performing in a magic show
>>1040289
Christ poor kid
>>1040272
Stupid amounts of tiny sapphires doing stupid shit
>>1040272
> that connie face
gross.
>>1040272
Lapis farted hence the bubbles
>>1040065
Individual trees like that don't look good. If you are aiming for a forest on the mountains, draw them like a blob of trees on each other and use a lighter tone with a few very thing strokes to differentiate a bit. That's my two cents, everything else looks neat.
Picture related for reference.
>>1040272
lapis and the cool kids doing... something.
>>1040289
Damn that's gunna be gross ad fuck when shes 40
>>1040234
Yes, i mangled her beef curtains to the point of no return
>GiantRack McRageface
>>1040327
A rare sugary delicacy, I'm jealous
>>1040272
The Cool kids hanging out with steven and peridot
>>1040515
lm gunna fuk that
>>1040272
Steven and Opal re-awakening their love for each other after a one-night stand, and deciding that they should try dating.
>>1040184
Just because.
>>1040509
;) the best SJW i ever fucked
>>1040527
Not if I fuck her first
>YFW your boyfriend turns into a zygote.
>>1040515
Ladies and gentelmen, I present to you: THE ABSOLUTELY WORST FUSION EVER TO EXIST
>>1034418
I was so focused on that damn image that i've forgot to finish looking in that thread completely
I took a creepshot of this slut that didnt wear underwear with tight pants.
>>1040560
She could be wearing a thong. Creep.
>>1040541
NYEH! WE CAN BOTH HAVE HER MUSCULAR ASS!!!
Edited the pic, let's get another round of constructive criticism. [spoiler]wasn't honestly expecting it, thanks senpaitachi[/spoiler]
>>1040224
Personally never thought of that too much, unless I was really invested in the piece. That's good advice though, I'll need to apply that more often.
>>1040560
how about you stop that nonsense, anon
>>1040560
Her backpack is blocking the rest of her asscrack
>>1040560
>>1040560
this isn't even tangentially related. One might go as far as to say that this is UNrelated. If I was to make a venn diagram of this post, and things that have to do with SU, it would be two circles.
>>1040560
Steven wouldn't approve of this
>>1040582
You know what? Just remove the chin. It's going to look much better without it. Right now it just looks like a weird second chin.
>>1040560
Flipped
i dont like poil
>>1040560
I'm simultaneously disgusted by your pervertedness and aroused by your pic, even if it is unrelated
>>1040602
Suicide is your only option. Not even God can save you now.
>>1040599
Steven wouldn't approve your mom
>>1040528
holy shit that was my idea multiple threads ago
>>1040600
Yeah, I see where you're coming from there, it gone.
>>1040602
you come into this house, using our memes, and this is how you treat it. shame sphere for the dull boy
>>1040618
Never
>>1040628
Dude, stop
>>1040628
Expect more creepshots to come, /sug/isters
Jesus, what's happening in this thread?
>>1040640
OR! Or, we could not have those things, how about that?
>>1040627
Much better.
>>1040628
Dang look at that butt/hamstring cleavage
Hury up and rape her
>>1040618
I don't see why my shitty drawing was there, I wasn't approving of him
>>1040641
A high schooler visiting 4chan on his lunch break
Since he has no friends
>>1040636
No
>>1040641
We're being raided, just by one guy
>>1040657
Either rape her snd post pics or fug off
>>1040651
how can anyone hate THIS ship
>>1040659
>raided
>one guy
>it's affecting the flow of 36 other anons
What if Bismuth was the one who killed Pink Diamond and Rose Quartz decided to poof him (not shater him because Rose care about everyone) and hide him in a safe place, in case she was able to fix him?
Provided you are willing to take the premise that Rose was an underling of PD and she was the one who began the rebellion.
>>1040659
i mean more like annoyed but if you insist senpai
>>1038960
>pls jasper and steven cuteness
Here you go.
>>1040593
Wouldn't most Venn diagrams be at least two circles
>>1040710
two separate circles
what if you were IN peridot
>>1040709
RIP Steve
>>1040709
>>1040743
But what if steve wasn't kill?
Does anyone have this full comic?
I used to and I tried to find it again but the artist deleted it.
>>1034921
Homeworld was right.
>>1040560
She could be wearing a g-string or a thong. Normal undies can be seen through tight pants and it can look awkward. Besides, thongs are comfy. You can't feel it and you don't get lines in your asscheeks.
PURGE THE GEM XENOS FROM EARTH
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT XCOM
V I G I L O C O N F I D O
I told u /sug/isters
I refuse to believe that a single soldier couldn't be taken down by an entire army. Let alone have healing powers and all this bullshit
>>1040760
Sorry Anon.
All i could find was a video that showed off the full comic.
andadepressingcomic but anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfBuu5F41E4
>>1039820
we need more sardinax
>>1040760
lol mountain goats
>>1040788
Yeah there's a disturbing lack of Sardonyx lewds
>>1040784
Referring to the creepshot guy
>>1040778
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
>>1040779
Duuuuuuuude
>>1040784
With the technological, logistical, and numerical advantage the Homeworld has the rebellion should have been over very quickly.
>>1040779
>>1040779
What am l looking for?
>>1040779
Stealthily cum on her pants.
>>1040760
since shleby cragg is a fucking hack only the first image is available right now
I COULD go out of my way and see if the tumblr application for shitty phones can actually read the post http://shelbycragg-likes.tumblr.com/post/124716024980/no-children
You can probably find it on her twitter too but idgaf, fuck you shelby
Post songs you think would go well in SU episodes and why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atlpj7AGXU
>Final scene with Yellow Diamond and Steven on a mountaintop, the dawn sun blazing behind them
>>1040779
...OH NO, HER BOOTS ARE DIRTY seriously what is the purpose of all these creepshots. We don't need these, we've got porn. I even made some. Why.
>>1039886
buddy dont mix black to make the shades, use darker diferent colors, it will look dirt and I know that isnt your goal.
>>1040582
Her back is still some weird side ways limbo but perspective art is hard.
>you will never [nigger]cuddle[/nigger] peridot
>>1040828
Dem thighs
UCHU NI KITA
>>1040709
OR here- Thanks a bunch!
Maybe this is too tall of a request, but do you think you could do one where Jasper is being at least moderately responsible- she's usually depicted as brash and whatnot, which is great, but I like to imagine she has a soft spot for Steven.
>>1040850
Dem thighs doe
>>1040848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcamjcoRmrQ
what you described but at night
>>1040844
Not pulling anything up
Thanks anyways anon, I appreciate it. I'll keep hunting.
>>1040920
Dudie
>>1040920
Youre doing god's work, creepanon. I'm not sure what it is, but youre doing it
>>1040907
There's nothing to hunt
Currently, only the people that saved the image before the post was locked down by tumblr's absolutely retarded bullshit have it
If you want just tell shelby to reallow the ability for non-logged in users to browse the blog, that'll let you through the original post no problem
Also tell her Indexer said she's a huge hack
>>1040939
>Samefag with shit grammar
>>1040928
Oh dont get me wrong the back can look like that but the position of the leg make look funky is all.
>all these creepshots
>>1040928
Fag
I wonder what it was like, being a human right at the end of the Rose Rebellion, after the Diamond Authority did their corruption bomb or glassed the surface, or generally just wiped out/set back most sentient life on the surface.
Life as we know it has ended. The world falls silent. Races and people that have been a part of your life and understanding of the world are gone. You have survived, but the apocalypse has come and gone, and now you persist. A ghost left amongst the ruins.
>>1040946
I wish I had the balls to take creepshots, sadly, I have neither the balls nor the phone/cam/picture-taking-apparatus
>>1040956
95% of this is me or related to me
>>1040942
Indexer... is helping me...
I feel so fucking conflicted right now I could shit myself
I wonder if ancient gems raped humans just because they could.
>>1040963
>cleaning up grammar
>pretending to not own a fucking phone
a best
>>1040968
Oh great then consider suicide.
>>1040963
You can build the balls to do it, by always looking at girls boobs, butt, or legs. Get a phone with a camera, and act normal, just tilt the camera down.
>>1040976
No anon, YOU consider suicide.
>>1040958
You cry a lot, but then understand you either help build a new world and forget what's gone of the old one or either you let yourself die.
That's the difference between Rose and the CGs and what others would have done. They survived and decided to protect the Earth from then, instead of just accepting everything they knew was gone.
Requesting male anons to post nipples
>>1040972
I dont have the need for one, nor anyone to talk to, even if I did have one I would only use it to play autistic games and shitpost
needs more pericherry
>>1040974
Lapis is my sister, i want to fuck my sister.
>>1041004
nice
>>1040998
Why not female?
>>1040998
Seconding this request. You can also post bulge.
>>1041004
This is my keepsake
>>1041025
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
More butt
>>1041032
Sideways butt
>see people saying they want yougner siblings
>mfw one of my younger brothers is literally autistic and sometimes shits himself and demands his mommy to buy him candy
>mfw mom is almost never home so I have to do it
>he's 17
>>1041043
>he's 17
>>1040974
All Steven x Gem ships are good.
>>1041043
Well, not everyone can be so unfortunate.
>>1041043
>sometimes shits himself
>17
>>1041043
i bet peridot would be a hassle to raise
i'd probably leave her at the mall
>>1041043
Fuck your brothers poopy anus after he shits himself. That will teach him not to shit his pants anymore.
>>1041043
A parasite. Kill him slowly
>>1041043
>I WANT CANDY
>BUBBLEGUM AND TAFFY
>>1041054
It's true
>>1040958
Hold up, we've seen how anti-gem weapons affect only gems and then not effect Steven because he's half human.
How do we know the anti-gem nuke didn't only affect gems and leave organic life alone?
I thought we all assumed that whatever killed off the remnants of Rose's rebellion had no affect on humans or other organic life?
>>1041057
He has the mental age of a 6 year old. He's still my brother and I care about him, but this has made me fucking hate kids and anything related to it. Fuck kids, they're shit and puke machines and mom can stop dreaming of being a grandma.
>>1041064
>>1041020
>tfw no Ronaldo bulge pics
>>1041068
ayyy
>>1041084
Haha she fucked the bloodline by not choosing to abort the tard
Guy anons post your bulge
You know you want to
that's fucking it
No one is allowed to say we're better off in the /trash/ ever again. This is fucking bullshit, and there's nothing to be done about it.
>>1041128
sharpie your pooper and i'll consider it
>>1041128
I will
>>1041136
Girl
>>1041129
we're better off in the /trash/.
[nerd]What're you gonna do about it.[/nerd]
>>1041141
girls dont have dicks, anon
>>1041129
All because of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
so how do you guys feel about the cartoon steven universe
So, what music is /sug/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>1041136
Underage bulge
Nice
>>1041136
Thats clearly a zipper bulge
>>1041158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY7Yvx2PYA
>>1041158
https://youtu.be/UWNhTSiDS3w
I barely recognized this thread. It's so terrible.
>>1041156
It's okay. I think it's pretty good, but can see why people hate it. 4/5.
http://strawpoll.me/6574198/
>>1041168
inb4 shitposter takes credit on an anonymous imageboard
>>1041161
Yes it is. You have caught me.
>>1041156
It's brety gud
My favorite show at the moment
I WANT TO MAKE LAPPY DRINK A GALLON OF PERI CHERRY'S YUMMY MOUNTAIN DEW PERIOD BLOOD
>>1041156
I want to fuck like 4 characters including Ronaldo and Jasper because I have the shittiest taste in the planet apparently.
And I want to fuck Rebecca Sugar for thinking of such an interesting plot but making a babby's cartoon out of it.
>>1041158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmo5DIktiqI
I miss Tarja
>>1041158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyOi5XRu_g
Cherry-Peri's yummie cummies
>>1041156
I find the character Greg Universe sexually attractive, even though he doesn't appear that much in it, but the show itself is alright 4.5/6
>>1041183
10/10 thighs probably not a trap thanks for sharing
>>1041190
I want to keep pericherry as my sex slave, and fuck her so hard that she cries!
>>1041191
Who are the other two besides Ronaldo and Jasper?
>>1041110
Post the full pic at least. We're on /trash/.
>>1041183
Oh finally, a photo that probably isn't a creepshot, thank u
>>1041203
Im not a trap and thanks desuu~
>>1041158
https://youtu.be/WOuI4OqJfQc
>>1041213
Peridot and YP
I didn't have the full pic because Lars a shit.
>>1041198
>You will never feel all 15 inches of greg in your anus
>>1041262
why even live
>>1040027
Why is cuck pearl more desirable to most of trash than beloved pearl?
>>1041183
Are you a grill?
>>1041198
Why hasn't this guy drawn GregXRose?
A femanon has more balls than any guy here
>>1041272
I like Pearl being beloved by Steven.
>>1041273
Yes
>>1041277
Because you haven't requested any yet.
>>1041282
But why?
She's clearly meant for Lapis...
>>1041280
Yours truly
>>1041370
How about Steven and Lapis/Pearl fusion?
>>1041378
Your fucking hot
Remember that time Pearl kidnapped Steven and then tried to commit murder-suicide, only to give up after Steven made her cry? Steven is such a fucking bully; I can't believe that anyone believes in him.
>>1041379
As a fusion between three gems or murdercock style pairing?
>>1041183
DAMNIT I ASKED FOR MALE CROTCH NOT FEMALE I CAN SEE FEMALE WHENEVER I WANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jk gril is fine too
man, /trash/sug/ used to be kinda nice
everyone tryin to get into the simulator or something?
>>1041395
Why didn't Steven get a spacesuit?
It's like she wanted him to die.
>>1041402
Either one is good.
>>1041280
Yep, pretty sad for the dudes here.
>>1041411
I wanna get into u anon-kun
>>1041411
Its pretty nice here, idk wtf your talking about
I want Sugilite to cry like a fucking wreck watching camp pining hearts
>>1041410
Tfw i will never have hot brave grill gf.
>>1041043
Could've all been avoided if your mom had an abortion.
>>1041444
Dawwwww anon-kun! Your so kawaii anon-kun!
>>1041411
I'm not. I mostly just ask questions.
>>1041183
The reincarnation of wendy
>>1041453
Femanon you need to stop I'm starting to remember how lonely I am
>>1041411
I just waifu post
>>1041247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0w-UJkTVFU
>>1041183
Tits + pusse with timestamp
>tfw no god-tier thighs
>tfw the only way to get thicker thighs is to get fatter
>>1041486
Squats and oats, you little shit.
>>1041475
I can groove to this
Also unrelated, if any drawfriend feels like it, could you draw Lapis as Kermit in this pic? Like listening to big headhphones with a smile
>>1041486
Give me a thighjob once you're ready.
>>1041411
i'm just here to shitpost
>>1041491
Do you want Lapis to look more like Kermit or more like the way she looks in the show.
>>1041487
> muscle thighs
ew.
>>1041183
Literally perfect
>>1041502
Cellulite thighs ew
>>1041499
The way she looks in the show please! Thank you so much
>>1041502
Are you gay or something?
>>1041487
I exercise plenty, I never get any muscle and my legs just look shit and are either crooked looking or obese. No in-between
>>1041493
>tfw I will never give a tj to Ronaldo
>>1041470
;3 it's ok anon-kun! I'll be there for ya!
All these beta Malenons wiping out there best internet cologne.
>>1041512
God yes this is my fav
>>1041513
Fix your form and do strength and endurance workouts. Lay off the fast food as well.
>>1041507
I choose soft before hard every day of the week.
>>1041513
I have very thin legs, but i still have cellulite. Why?
>>1041532
>I have very thin legs, but i still have cellulite
I've literally never seen this. Pic? It doesn't have to be you, I just need an example.
>>1041532
If your a girl then it's because your skin is thin. It wouldnt matter how much you exercised.
>>1041532
Cellulite u s sexy.
My god, you've all devolved into absolute filth so quickly. I hope nightly /sug/ gets better in the night just like it did back in /co/.
>>1041552
Sorry let me get back on track
I want to cuddle Peridot
>>1041527
Fast food is disgusting. Basically all I eat is protein. I wonder if there's a way to get more protein without eating more.
>>1041541
thank
>>1041552
Okay anon what do you wanna talk about?
>>1041555
You could do on better, but it's not nearly as bad as the drooling sex-addled beasts posting selfies in here. An A for effort.
>>1041563
that's just one femanon though, and I doubt she's sex-addled.
>>1041558
Eating to much proteins is probably the reason your fat. Protiens make all cell stronger fat included.
>>1041558
>Basically all I eat is protein
Holy crap, take a health class or something.
>>1041561
Do you think, once Peridot either gets her limb enhancers back or forms a weapon, Pearl will train her in combat? Do you think Pearl would have the same respect for guns and energy-based projectiles as she does for the blade?
Will we ever see Pearl and Peridot duel properly, not in mechas?
>>1041532
it's natural and not necessarily related to weight
don't sweat it
>>1041558
>Basically all i eat is protein
i'm in love with peridot
Been trying to get my gf to workout with me. How do I explain to her that she's not going to look like She-Hulk by lifting some weights?
>>1041574
>protiens make all cell stronger fat included
Literally the only way to be fat is to eat an excess of calories
>You're nigh on a beast of the field. Yet here you are, treading a measure with the Gods
>>1041597
It will never work
She will either think that you can accidentally become a bodybuilder or think you are calling her fat
Either way it's not gonna work
>>1041598
He means it makes the cells themselves stronger, not gaining extra fat. So the cells that already exist would be strong, not adding new ones.
>>1041599
>>1041579
I didn't know there was someone else out there
>>1041598
Or have your body produce an excess of insulin, develop insuline resistance and fall into an endless cycle of fucking disaster
Welcome to die
>>1041608
I've been here all along my friend
>>1041508
No prob, Bob. Gonna take a shower first and then I'll clean up the lines and color it.
>>1041604
>She will either think that you can accidentally become a bodybuilder or think you are calling her fat
She's not that ignorant or insecure about herself, I just want to spend more time with her. I'd like it if we both are /fit/, too. I just need a proper way in explaining it.
>tfw ribs are almost showing
>tfw still have garnet's thighs in spite of dieting
>tfw I'm a guy
my jimmies are rustled every time I walk, why would anyone want this?
The bomb system needs to go.
>>1035136
>>1041574
I wouldn't say I'm FAT but I could still lose some belly fat because I have a pig disgusting beer belly. I've just gotten fucking sick of veggies.
>>1041604
In general, you're more likely to have success by getting her to just walk more often and making sure there's food that's good to eat and good for you.
Make exercising fun and a bonding experience, and she'll want to do stuff that gets her healthy.
>>1041622
>guy with thick thighs
PICS
I
C
S
>>1041626
I hate it as well.
I feel like the crew will have to rearrange the episodes they want released. Since some episodes work better if they air back to back.
>>1035140
>>1041622
I'm not gay, but I need some pics, mate.
>>1041622
Be like me, and be rail thin in every aspect of your body. I look like a fucking ghost of a waif of a person. Forget it if I put hood on, the shadows on the angles of my face turn me into a movie monster looking thing
>>1041619
It looks great! I eagerly await your return
>>1035353
>>1041626
We've been told we'll get a new bomb when the hiatus ends. Hope it was just Matt lying though.
>>1041158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM
Someday your bird is gonna fly
>>1041622
PICS MY NIG
>>1035970
>>1041563
Kek, that's MMMEEEE
>>1036213
But im just shitposting, dont sweat it.
YOU'RE NOT POSTING ENOUGH PERI ANONS
Reminder that Pearl loves Steven.
>>1041703
>>1041552
It'll be better in a month or two, when the thread slows down. That's when it gets comfy
>>1041719
Is there more of this? Besides the one of Pearl hunting Steven looking to fuse
>>1041720
Legs exploding
>>1041719
I don't care much for Pearl, but that Pearl's pretty great.
>>1041552
What are you talking about? I like it here.
>>1041703
Peri a shit
>>1041743
Are you nuts?
The hell is that
>>1041745
I need more Connie and Steven images for my folder, but the same ones get posted here a lot.
>>1041719
Why is Pearl bait for grimdank?
>>1041730
There is this comic where she comments about Peridot being a Crystal Gem now, and Steven forcing her to apologise.
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/post/137371267634/in-response-to-a-recent-question
Otherwise, that's it. You might try asking the artist about their AU and get them to draw something.
>>1041759
The darkness in Sugar's soul given strength and form.
>>1041759
It looks like some Ronaldo and Garnet fusion.
Look at the hair and then the glasses. It's obviously fake though.
>>1041760
Same anon. I think I have every Steven/Connie picture ever posted on /sug/ saved up.
The most horrible thing is that Sapphire can never see other people...
And Ruby can never see her butt.
>>1041764
Ah thank you kind friend, I'll shoot an ask their way
>>1041771
>>1041783
pretty sure ruby's seen her butt
>>1041783
The most horrible thing is we won't get an episode that develops them in the present without a pre-tension from beforehand.
I just want to see a Sapphire/Pearl or a Ruby/Pearl fusion
Then I can let it go
I have to take a big steamy shit.
>>1041792
She's only ever seen her in that dress.
>tfw Malachite was just a desperate move in a desperate grab for power and we'll never see her again after she's separated
life is suffering
>>1041802
>Not Ruby and Amethyst making a miniature Sugilite
>>1041815
>yfw when we will actually see her again after [spoiler]Jasperdemption[/spoiler]
>>1041827
>NOT WANTING A SPEAR GAUNTLET
>NOT WANTING A TERRIFYING RENEGADE SMURF
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE? WHY ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?
>>1041815
if jasper and lapis become crystal gems they might use malachite for fighting or some other shit
and that's IF that happens
jasper and la piss being CGs isnt exactly my cup of tea
>>1041828
That would be the day.
>>1041828
>people still think Jasper will be redeemed
>>1041621
I'm not understanding. Is she afraid she's going to look like she-hulk if she lifts weights? Or does she want to look like she-hulk by lifting weights and you are trying to manage her expectations?
>>1041834
>Implying
I'm just more curious about the two that literally made up Sugilite's reckless and crazy personality then what two smartasses could make.
Doesn't mean i wouldn't want to see Sapphire fusing with someone else for once.
So, do you agree that only the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth? Or is there something inherently valuable about suffering as an experience? Would any of our characters be better people had they not dealt with some of the trauma that they have gone through?
Or in suffering do we craft better versions of ourselves, and only after the fact can we know we have grown for the better?
I want to fuck the Rubies
>>1041881
Yes, through suffering and misfortune you can grow. In fact, many people's current success stems from misfortune or rejection.
>>1041898
I want to have a foursome with three rubies
>>1041828
A fusion born of hate and mistrust will not be formed again by their hands.
>>1041881
The same as one must not allow triumph to make one weak, one must not break when confronted with suffering.
That is life's most torturous truth: you will win, you will lose, and neither state is solid so long as you continue to play.
Your victories will fall into defeat should you grow foolhardy by your success, but your defeats are fluid as well.
>>1041934
Only the fearless may proceed. Brave ones, foolish ones. Both walk not the middle road.
>>1041762
because pearl is meant for esoteric suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCqMSubDNoY
>>1041954
>>1041898
>yfw BD more than likely had the other two Rubies crushed
>>1041915
Things change. People change. We will never see that particular form of Malachite again, but I still hope.
>>1040748
He'll just shield himself when he lands.
He managed to catch that root without breaking his wrist or snapping the root, after all, so the laws of physics only fully apply to him when it's funny.
>>1041986
I think it would take a very particular situation for Jasper to agree to fuse ever again.
>>1042006
>Can I interest you in a cheap tactic to make a weak gem stronger?
>>1042006
I'm betting on survival. YD will see both her and Lapis as traitors to their HW. In order to survive her attack, they will have to fuse again.
Anyone want something writefagged while I'm at work for eight hours?
>>1041954
'Cause why should I have one giant ruby when I could have multiple, smaller ones
>>1042034
A cute LapisxSteven?
>>1042034
Connie and Stevens adventures in the arcade? Or maybe some racist Peedee.
>>1034155
>>1039332
Found it
I think
>>1041764
Tried my best to stitch this together, but I'm sure indexer could've done a much better job than me.
>>1041783
I WANT HER TO
FART
A
R
T
ON MY FACE
Guys, lets talk about Anyone But Greg.
What was your favorite episode and pairing?
>>1042086
>I didn't fight a thousand year war for this planets independence to take orders from the likes of YOU
In my opinion Pearl had every right to be a bitch to Peridot
>>1041898
oh god
this looks like it was drawn by the artist of THAT one German VN
>>1042095
>Anyone But Greg
>>1042097
Peridot is just an inferior, unproven in combat, and likely without blood or gem dust on her hands to prove her efficiency.
>>1042097
Not to mention Peridot goes onward to be a HUGE racist to Pearl for the rest of the episode.
>>1042133
Is it really racist if you talk down to a handbag?
>>1042086
Nah, that's exactly how it ended for with me
minus the truepng, but nobody truly cares, not even me
>>1042142
whoa anon.
handbags are people too
>>1042142
Point proven.
Other than alternate timelines, will the show have any parallel universes?
>>1042142
rude
>>1042095
My favorite episode is We Need to Talk because Gre-FUCK
My favorite pairing is Gre-GODAMMIT
This challenge is too hard, anon.
>>1042157
If they do the Human AU that's been circulating within the promos.
>>1042147
Perishort hair. I-is there more?
Love you /sug/
I hope all of your guys day is going great
>>1042184
Fuck off
>>1042147
i kinda feel like short hair just accentuates the bitchy part of her personality
i like Peridot but im just sayin
>Pretty female slaves
>Ageless, doesnt need to eat, sleep, or even breathe and can quickly recover from mortal wounds
>can easily pick up skills, can sing, fight, or fix a rocket with minimal effort
>totally, utterly devoted to their master
Did Sugar intend Pearls to be the ultimate fantasy
>>1042095
The concert episode because of how heart warming it was.
Greg x Pearl because the doujins are great.
>>1042184
<3
based perilove poster
>>1042202
But its obvious that he's gonna end up with Rose. Why even bother shipping Greg/Pearl?
Who here 80's Gems?
l still like how Ronaldo was 100% right all along as a form of foreshadowing
>>1042194
I thought they called it Nobody Needs Greg.
>>1042202
My man.
>>1042209
Because.
>>1042212
yeah.
snakes have really long necks
>>1042203
http://ooo11.tumblr.com/
>>1042214
It has so many alternate titles that its ridiculous.
>>1042177
idk, i found it on related dA while waiting for the fucking script to work its magic
>>1042216
We need more GregPearl art, but I dont have ideas for drawfags
>>1042226
Thanks, I like the style but not the edge
>>1042234
I made a couple requests based on Seed's fapfics. Never got them. Oh well.
>>1042095
>>1042194
>>1042214
>>1042212
Ronaldo is SU Nostradamus
>>1042226
I love their art, but this blog's a bit hard to read.
>>1042262
nosssstradamusssss
>ian likes undertale
undertale is now SU related
>>1042291
>>1042293
Zuke likes it too
>>1042291
Is Stevens nose bigger than Connies in that pic or is it just me
>>1042301
arent people really just experiences?
wouldnt have different experiences make you a different person?
>>1042310
Yeah but who cares what she thinks?
>>1042234
Rose forces Greg and Pearl to bang.
They slowly learn to enjoy it.
One big happy threesome.
Steven has a second mom.
>>1042293
>>1042310
IT BEGINS
>>1042320
If two of them are similar, but one isn't, are you technically fucking just two people?
DOES ANYONE HAVE PICTURES OF THAT AU WHERE STEVEN IS THE SON OF PEARL AND ROSE IS STILL ALIVE
>>1042301
But Anon, why should I have one giant ruby when I could have multiple smaller ones
>>1042293
It's good with an autistic fanbase
We have a lot in common
>>1042343
Seconding.
are we being raided by reddit or something
/v/ and /sug/ seem shittier than usual
>>1042293
>>1042334
>implying it wasn't already beginning
>>1042363
No, this is normal
based scribble is based
>>1042343
I don't have them, but I know what you are talking about.
I hate those pictures. It's not a minor role change, but a total personality switch, and Rose ends up looking like some kind of jealous SJW bitch.
>>1042343
That reminds me of an idea I had where Steven looks into a bunch of magic mirrors in some sort of gem temple, showing other versions of him and the gems, where we get to see different versions of steven and even ones where he never existed, like one with Greg and the Gems, where Greg is basically scooby doo, or one with the pilot designs, or one where Steven is the child of Pearl or Amethyst, or one with Opal and Ruby and Sapphire.
>>1042375
no it isn't you false flagging nigger faggot
Why is Greg having the same sunburn for years?
>>1042394
That's a neat idea, specially since it would tie in with Steven and The Stevens.
>>1042419
I think it's more like a tan.
>>1042419
Its a cartoon
>>1042419
Skin cancer. He only has a few more years to live.
Don't tell Steven
>>1042419
space aids
>>1042421
Yeah, I had this whole shpiel planned out where the one showing the Pilot designs is the focus of a scene where amethyst and garnet discuss the existence of other universes and their pilot counterparts are exactly matched, but Pearl's comment is not matched exactly and is slightly different from the pilot counterpart, causing her to have a bit of a breakdown when she realizes that the Pilot Pearl is a completely different but similar Pearl, giving her a glimpse at how utterly inconsequential and replaceable she is and she sort of freaks out a la Rose's Scabbard.
>>1042436
Great, now I'm forced to imagine Steven giving his aging father a full-body tongue bath. Eugh.
>>1042419
>>1042428
>>1042435
Who said this is just a natural sunburn?
>>1042445
neat
>>1042394
OOh shit, remember that. Pearl was looking in the mirrors. She was puzzled when she saw the one where Steven was her son and Rose was alive, contemplating what could cause her to fall for Greg.
Then she looked into the mirror with the pilot Gems, and their Pearl asked the others what was wrong with her?
Too deep for me.
>>1042452
Greg is a super secret ancient Sunburn Diamond
>>1041840
Hrm, Strong and loyal but hotheaded veteran soldier who respects her opponents and those who fight fairly which may conflict with her loyalty to homeworld.
Or, emotional fartbrat who throws tanrum after tantrum, causing massive amounts of damage to those around her even when they are trying to help, up to and including immense environmental damage and hard sadistic rape.
Who deserves redemption now?
>>1042452
>Greg fucked Ruby
>>1042463
JASPER WAS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS
>>1042142
pearl at least offers something, peridot is completely useless.
>>1042471
She provides loli appeal
>>1042200
cg pearl is the only one that's that smart, but other than that yes. they are perfect waifu material.
>>1042343
yup
>>1042445
I had more in mind that Steven looks in and sees the others gems, alot more serious since quite a few of his counterparts are gone.
>>1042471
peri does machines
>>1042482
Did they really die, or just go back to their original timelines?
>>1042486
pearl does that already
>>1042490
Except Peri's don't fall apart and almost kill people and someone breaks it.
could someone be so kind to give me gnome-no's commision info page?
>>1042419
Gem pussy is really hot.
>>1042505
>>1042505
Not sure if he does commissions but here is his soup: http://gnome-no.soup.io/
and his back up blog he uses to receive asks?
http://gnnn-a.tumblr.com/
>>1042481
What was the context here?
>>1042481
and another
>>1042481
kek, i love this i wish there were more than this one and that one from we need to talk
>>1042487
Well, they turned into dust/sand. Probably cause they lost their way of returning to their original timelines.
>>1042522
thank you kind sir
>>1042481
aw thats some funny shit
>>1042526
I LOVE that Greg and Pearl there.
I want Jasper to keep Peridot safe from that big bully Lapis.
>>1042526
that rose is so upset, its great
this is so cute
https://twitter.com/Corey_Greenan/status/686689357030244352
>>1042525
>She was courageous, and brilliant, and beautiful
>Sometimes.. You look so much like her
I think it was from Rose's Scabbard? Not sure though.
>>1042072
Jasper joins the CG's, holding a massive stigma against Fusion despite trying to get along with Garnet. Eventually fuses with Perl.
>>1042556
i want to pay deedee mango to pretend to be my mom at social events
>>1042560
i think pearl would most definitely be attracted to jasper, but the other way around i doubt it. if you think peridot treated pearl like shit i'd hate to see how jasper would treat her...
>>1042463
Jasper isn't cute enough to be a Crystal Jam
>>1042540
Pearl would have gotten Greg into shape had they gotten together. I want a drawfriend to draw Greg like Eddie.
I really, really want to see Peridot get into clothing. I feel like Peridot would get some sort of jacket or shirt with lots of pockets, like a fishing vest, and would be loudly praising it's utilitarian functionality. But then someone would ask what the utilitarian functionality of a gem wearing blue jeans was, and she would just get frustrated.
>>1042560
I want it bad.
>>1042576
Pearl is the most honorable and straightforward of the Gems. Add in the fact that she is defying her physical limitations to acheive greater strength, and you've got a pair for the ages.
>>1042560
>prejudices being broken
>muh OTP
>Pearl gets a new big lady
>Jasper shows a sensitive side and has something (or someone) to fight for
YES PLEASE.
>>1042576
You never know. Maybe Jasper respects the asskicking even a Pearl can dish out.
>>1042576
You kidding? Jasper might respect her for being so strong for a Pearl. Just remember how she took down those Jaspers in The Answer. Once they have a one on one fight she'll see the truth.
>>1042576
Do you think Jasper has a Pearl back home?
>>1042463
Don't get me wrong, I love Jasper and wouldn't mind Lapis getting eaten by a beluga, but I can't see how Jasper would ally with those disgusting cloddy muddy traitors
>>1042556
Thats too cute, oh man
>>1042576
That seems like it would be true, but Jasper may """""respect""""" Pearl as a status object, in the same way one might "respect" a fancy new smart phone. I don't think it would be a healthy relationship, but if she had reason to see her as more than a "lost, defective pearl" she might not be SO bad. Just unhealthily objectifying.
>>1042602
>denim
It's so safe and protects your skin!
>>1042560
>tfw Garnet and Jasper get into fights constantly because of Jasper's hatred for Fusion
>>1042602
i would also enjoy this
>>1042653
<frustrated cheek puffing> It-It's purely a protective garment! It's astoundingly effective at preventing minor abrasions while also acting as additional storage capability!
>>1042609
>greg killed rose, is trying to fuck steven, pearl attempts to stop them, is assisted by garnet the piemaker and peridot, who she acquired after defeating notable barber jasper
>>1042551
>>1042556
>>1042600
>That Brutal Legends
nice
and I agree 100%, Pearl would whip him into shape, and maybe, get him to be a bit more flexible
give me a good excuse for jasperdemption so I can write my jaspearl fic
>>1042629
What if these pearls cost the same as a real pearl and you could just buy them?
>>1042600
god damn, you're right. Young greg had it in him, I feel like that version of greg would look more like PBH Steven, although not quite as tall.
>>1042622
>They have a one on one fight
>Evenly matched, in complete deadlock.
>Jasper gives in before the fight is over.
>"Why would you give in? We were barely started."
>"You have obviously won."
>"But neither of us landed a blow. How could I have-"
>"It doesn't matter who comes in first place. What matters is how many legs you are missing. To even reach the level of strength you have is astounding."
>"What are you saying?"
>"I... I want to train under your tutelage."
This is how it should go down.
>>1042691
She's left weakened after the malachite fiasco, and since she's survival first it only makes sense for her to stay with the crystal gems...for now.
>>1042691
When Lapis and Jasper split, Lapis is still trying her hardest to keep Jasper away from the crystal gems but Steven ain't having that and drives Lapis away while Jasper is thankful for separating her from Lapis.
or something along those lines.
>>1042691
have this clusterfuck of a idea that just came to my mind
>Steven does his dream thing
>Accidentally goes into Jaspers dreams
>After a powerful talk he calms her down, and saying YD isnt coming for her
>More power talk, Malachite breaks freeing Lapis too
>Jasper used to fighting, needs to let off steam, Pearl helps
>They bond, complimenting each other on strategy while fighting, going on for hours
imagine peridot dead
>>1042691
>still no Jasper in the High School AU
Does Hilary Florido hate Jasper or what? I don't get it ;_;
>>1042751
She'd just get better.
>>1042754
Uh-oh. I fear those implications.
>>1042754
She's too cool for school. She skips class to wear leather jackets and smoke
>>1042754
she was in like 2 episodes who fucking cares about her besides autists
>>1042394
>>1042460
>>1042540
>>1042600
>>1042681
>>1042697
Seed Crystal here.
You guys just gave me a lot of inspiration and ideas for the direction of my young Greg/Pearl AU.
Since I like to use [spoiler], I won't post it until /co/ /sug/ returns, but I will be writing it until then.
Much love, take it easy guys.
>>1042797
A big part of the fandom, actually.
>>1042481
>Pearl tries to connect with Humans more
>Goes to Greg's concert alone, he embodies humanity to her
>Decides to have a kid with him so that Rose can have someone who loves her, not out of preprogrammed obligation, but because of human emotion, and to help Rose also connect with humans
>The CGs are now down their smartest gem (in terms of tech) and Rose loses her oldest and closest friend
>>1042818
and most are autists, big surprise
>>1042816
alright, i'll be keeping a eye out for it when we do
>>1041073
INDEEEEEEXEEEEER.
>>1042851
What the fuck do you want dude?
l want to cum inside Jasper
>>1042841
I really like these.
http://rosalina-et-luma.tumblr.com/tagged/gregpearl
>>1042901
Jasper belongs to Greg. Or the other way around.
>>1042576
Jasper starts off seeing Perl as just a defective disobedient servant.
Once she gets to know her a little better, learns about how much she has learned, how much she has done by herself, her independance from her own destiny, she would respect to how Pearl is strong in the real way.
>>1042901
>not wanting the green cuisine
>>1042863
legitimate question here, what the fuck do you do?
Like, I've never not seen you on /sug/ unless you were b&. Do you have a job or professional life at all?
Amethyst has thought about fusing with Steven against his consent six times.
>>1042904
this one cracks me up to no end
So curious question here.
The whole thing with Peridot liking Amethyst more then the other gems will just be exclusive to her right?
It's not like going to happen to Lapis where she per say, likes Pearl more then the other gems.
Otherwise that'd be a weird coincidence.
heyyyyy.
>>1042540
>Older Greg and Pearl bonding over the loss of Rose and their parental affection for Steven
>begin spending more and more time together
>"So, uh, Steven, you're going to have a new mom!"
>>1042922
I was never banned until the last bomb when we went back to /co/, then I got banned for ban evasion
Haven't been banned ever since, not that it matters
>>1042863
Why don't you just kill yourself?
>>1042189
Had a bad day?
>>1043003
Why don't you do that?
>>1040956
Me too anon, me too.
>>1043027
That face needs serious fixing
Why is there so much selfcest porn of Steven on pixiv?
>>1043027
Because I'm not an edgy fucking faggot.
>>1043036
There is?
>>1043036
because selfcest is hot, although not when it's a babby stev, no thanks
>>1043036
why does amethyst have to make steven look so hot
DAMN!
so should we like
Make a new thread?
I know /trash/ is slow an all, but there's a limit isn't there?
>>1042993
Okay, whatever.
What do you do?
>>1043073
The image limit is already filled up.
>>1043073
There's 3 other threads still up
It doesn't matter
Make another if you want
>>1043047
Then don't tell others to do it, fag.
>>1043027
aren't pariahs supposed to be remorseful and quiet?
why are you such a combative faggot, everyone already hates you for being a shiteating sperglord, you're just making it worse with your shitty attitude
>>1043099
We should go to the first one linked here.
>>1043108
EDGY
D
G
Y
I know everyone is always blaming greg, but didnt ROSE know about this shit and did nothing to stop it?
Didnt she say they both cant be alive at the same time? And Rose still went through with it
way to respect roses wishes pearl
Psst
>>1043125
>>1043119
Where is it?
>>1043088
I think he means the limit of decency.
And no, there isn't one.
>>1043170
Oh. Well, see you in the next thread!
>>1041762
Still wanna see this where "rainbow quartz" is replaced with "Ziggy Stardust"
>>1043410
Ahahhahhha you triggering piece of shit!
That's a good one!
Fuck you!
>>1040202
Was there a alien cavnoont that attacked and sugar was killed in the first wave at [wheat fields]