/sug/ - Steven Universe General @ /trash/
Fuck you i do what i want edition
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>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
>Reformed Centipeetle helps him with the final push
>All the CGs, now including Peridot, Jasper and Lapis join in too.
>Pearl rouses her kin, and they join the fray.
>The enemy is finally defeated.
>Sapphire is gone, but Ruby continues to help others learn about fusion.
>Then, just before the star in finish, the star heads back out.
>Massive sleek spaceship arrives on Earth
>"We are the Metals, and we claim this planet for the Purity Leaders!"
>Steven: "This job won't ever by over, will it?"
>Pearl: "No Steven, doesn't look like it."
>Amethyst: "Would we want it any other way?"
>Peridot: "Earth is still worth it, after all."
>Lapis: "I'm not losing my home again!"
>Jasper: "Finally, a worthy opponent."
>Ruby: "Gems, weapons!"
>Star in finish.
Why would you need to add that? We didn't have it first time we got sent here.
Stop adding shit, it's just /sug/.
Does anyone have a single full body image of this all I find are .gifs
>STALKER: Call of Pripyat
>Gauss Rifle is replaced with a small version of Rose's Light Cannon
>Gem Monsters replaces every mutant in the game
>Artifacts are replaced by bubbled gems you sell to the CGs
>Stop adding shit, it's just /sug/.
It's literally what I did once and you faggots downright ignored it.
Prime husbando material coming through
What are some episodes you'd love to see in this show?
Peridot isn't a proper Crystal gem unless she cries
What sort of episode do you think will involve Peridot crying? Crying over being happy that she has Steven as a friend, or being upset that she never went to earth sooner, or...?
>Steven's Last Night In Town
Steven goes out around town at night, guided by a mysterious stranger, who gives him advice on women and life at the end. Featuring the voice of Ben Folds.
she already cried in the same episode this pic is from
But she didn't cry in Log Date. It wasn't even a proper SU cry
I'm talking something like 'On the Run' had with Amethyst, or something like what the other gems have had. Crying is half this show, so Peridot needs an episode to be emotional and cry a bit.
You seem to have posted a husbando, I offer you another husbando in appreciation of man love.
This, but with Peridot
Any drawfags willing to help me with this?
The only way it would work is if someone cosplayed incredibly well as Lapis, and just sat staring motionless and with bored disdain for the entire 10 minutes. Possibly pausing only to take pulls from a whiskey bottle.
Anon there being no passion to it just makes it your unsettling psychosexual masturbation fantasy.
I mean sure Lapis immediately gives me the vibe of "woman who lies there looking bored as she's brutally raped and smacked" but that ain't what revs my engine.
>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in her new 'shirt' front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid gently run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg through her pants.
>The flow slowly goes down to a trickle and then stop, both seem disappointed by this
>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so exhilarating. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE
>Steven: Lapis, I know what Amethyst told you about that stuff, but you're over 99% water! It doesn't work on you!
>Lapis: *sighs, throws bottle through window, slumps in chair*
>NEXT WEEK: Lapis tries bath salts to fuck the pain away.
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuffs them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
>Steven just stands there with Peridot's wet boxers in his hand and stares at them, unable to think clearly.
>He holds the boxers with both hands and stretches them out in front of him.
>They are absolutely soaking wet and dripping pee on the floor.
>Their is a big puddle of piss on the bathroom floor from Peridot.
>Steven can smell it, but for some reason he doesn't dislike the smell.
>Without thinking about it too much, he wads them back up and brings them close to his nose and takes a big breath in.
>Overwhelmed by the odor Steven coughs for a moment. Still, for some reason this was making him feel oddly excited.
>Steven throws the boxers in the sink and takes off his clothes.
>Steven steps in the shower to clean himself off.
>Steven takes the time to enjoy the warm water, ten minutes later as he is getting out Peridot bursts through the door.
>"Steven! I've figured it out, a more efficient way to conserve the fluids necessary for this 'pee'"
>Steven yells that she shouldn't burst in when he is naked, and quickly covers himself with a towel
>"No, it's okay! You see it is actually optimal that we be naked for this conservation of pee. It all makes sense now. Come, help me.
>Peridot unforms her clothes and drags Steven back into the bathtub.
>"You see steven, if we consume this 'pee' then it will provide the necessary liquid so we can perform the act of 'pee' again. It's so simple!"
>Peridot gets gets down on her knees in front of Steven.
>"Okay Steven, come on aim this 'pee' into my speech orifice"
Meanwhile I'd rather just have Lapis screaming at Jasper to use her like the filthy toilet she is while she's getting strangled and smacked in the face and liberally pissed inside of. Nobody ever cares for my flavor of piss stuff though.
So, if a gem is gonna die, how extreme do you think the Crewniverse would be willing to take it?
>Lapis becomes part of the Universe Family
>Priyanka has been coming over sometimes to drop Connie off and kind of just observe what the fuck that Steven child is getting her daughter into
>Actually bonds well with Pearl as a fellow Neurotic Mom
>Lapis is there one day
>Bitch off of the century
You wanna know something that's actually autistic?
I fantasize about something like that with any show or whatever I really like. I like to think about how characters would react/feel about watching their own show. Seeing themselves do cool shit and whatnot, with all the music and close ups and shit. And seeing the stories of their friends that they never knew about before, and maybe being jealous of each other because some of them get way better screentime than others, etc.
Basically getting the excitement we feel watching a show, but it's their own lives and stories so the emotions would be personal and a hundred times more exciting, y'know?
Like could you imagine them listening to and finding out how great their personal soundtracks are?
I think I like doing this because I'm a narcissist putting myself in their shoes or some shit, I dunno. I just really like imagining the feeling of you and and all your friends being in awe of how great you are, or how sad you had it, or whatever. I don't know how to explain it.
>Steven is hesitant but tries, nothing comes out
>Peridot firmly grabs onto Steven's penis "Come on, what's wrong with this thing."
>"Interesting design, a device that implants it's seed into a host. As a certified kindergartner I've delt with this type of thing many times."
>"Yes, just like the injectors" She squeezes it tighter. "Come on you STEVEN I desire to perform this act of 'pee' again"
>She feels his penis swell, and as soon as she looses her grip a stream of piss flows out and hits her in the visor.
>She quickly moves her mouth in position to catch the beam, drinking it down as fast as she can.
>It's coming out too fast and piss flows down her cheeks as it overflows her mouth
>Finally the stream comes to a halt and peridot violently shakes his penis to make sure it is done before letting go.
>"excellent, that should do nicely. Okay Steven, it's YOUR turn." She pushes Steven down on his back with a laugh and get on top of him.
Then I guess you will like the rest of it.
Hope you like it, friendo
No, I don't mean pissing into someone's mouth, and I sure as shit don't mean something as creepy as Steven doing it with the lime midget. I was talking like, inside of a woman.
So which gems do you think would vape the most?
>That second one
The boot on her gem crushing her like she crushed the defective robonoid is a nice touch
Then I guess you got a violent sadism fetish, anon.
I mean, I'll agree, listening to someone squirming and crying and screaming for help as they are stamped out like a bug IS rather...hot. Fucked up, but in the right contexts...very satisfying
What is this blurry shit famas?
there hasn't been a significant gem death in the show yet. it's definitely coming and killing off peridot, probably her doing an act of self sacrifice, would be decent way of closing the cluster arc in the eyes of the producers.
No no no. These Gem-gore stories are way too mean, don't like them.
Like, why though? I feel like when you're comfortable enough to masturbate to something, you don't take it seriously enough to be ashamed about it. Like you make it sound like masturbating to something makes it more real, but it's the opposite for me. If I masturbate to something it's because it's detached from my sense of reality and my actual wants and desires. I dunno.
Welp, sorry then man, I'ma just keep writing this horrifying shit to watch people like you squirm.
Ok fine I admit I can only bring myself to do it about certain characters. Some lines you just don't personally cross. Homeworld gems are all totally fair game right now though.
S/he can have that kink all they want, they're still lame for it.
>Peridot is positioned right above Steven
>Steven protests for a moment, but can't help but stare are her fully exposed pussy.
>"Okay okay, it's my turn!"
>Peridot begins to piss on Steven's face, he closes his eyes and spits for a moment.
>Suddenly Steven pulls her down right on top of him and latches his lips onto her lower lips.
>Steven drinks it down as best as he can while clumsily trying to work his tongue in her.
>Peridot squeals in ecstasy.
Why do autismos have to kink shame when we are just having fun here? You know I have pissed inside a girl while fucking her in real life. It's a fun story actually.
Maybe sometime man. This thread is pretty empty so I'm just going to go back to working on the Pearl x Steven fic I was working on last night.
But I've always been into torture and guro anon, even though I always thought it was odd. I love seeing characters in pain for some reason, I can't help it. It gets kinda scary cause it interferes with my daily life. I get random...thoughts. if you catch my drift.
>attracted to beefy buff tall dominating women
>hate Jasper, the embodiment of my desire
>love Peridot, a small green awkward nerd
Why? What's wrong with me? I just love her so much
I would probably kill myself if I found all my life was another Truman Show.
No, I refuse. Sugar wouldn't do that to us, would she?
so i made a tumblr, you'll be able to find there any request that gets lost on the threads, and some other stuff i doodle.
>You know I have pissed inside a girl while fucking her in real life. It's a fun story actually.
Sorry man, Steven doing anything sexual sends some massive creep shivers down my spine. I'll take Lapis being filled with piss and beaten and called a urinal cake all the live long day, but Steven just shuts me down like someone pulled the power cord.
Pissing inside of a girl is the best though and everyone should do it.
Steven is more or less the character we are able to project ourselves on the most. Also he's fictional, I get people are pre-conditioned to react this way but you should learn to sperate reality from fantasy.
It's not like I'm writing a story about raping him up the ass in the first person or anything, give that I'm straight any time I use Steven it's certainly got nothing to do with attraction of any sort.
Ok yeah first of all, we're in /trash/ on 4chan, this is the last place on the internet you'll find a safe space of no judgment, fuck's sake.
I won't shame, but if I think your kink is fucking goofy or really weird, well sorry man. I have plenty of severely fucked up weird kinks that I ain't gonna shy away from being shamed, like yeah fine.
Goddamn if this show doesn't just dig its nails right into the cracks of my psychotic lesbians in troubled relationships pit, though.
I want to fuck Cookie Cat
I want to stomp on Peridot's forehead with a steel boot, and hear her cry out in pain and agony as she's unable to get up, curpstomping her gem into cracking clean in half, the little pest's physical form disappearing in dust as I crunch and break the pieces under my feet!
I love fangs but I really don't care for them on SU characters and how they're like super detailed in art to the point where it's comical
I just want a sharp pair of canines that can rip up my lips and clamp down on my neck and look menacing in a toothy smile, or cute from poking out of their mouth
>tfw gf has really sharp teeth
AUGH MY DICK OW
But not this many.
If you need some awful ideas, draw Sour Cream cosplaying as Yellow Pearl.
Man you're not doing it right. First of all, never self-insert. It's like going full retard. You never ever self-insert into this shit.
Second you need to either go stone cold dead serious, or play up the comedy. It's also good to follow some typical format, like greentexting.
>You will never see Yellow Diamond carelessly slam one massive boot directly into a cowering Peridot's gut, sending her earlier lunch rocketing out as she retches and screams
>You will never see it splatter on the Diamond's perfect boot, her face growing defined with rage as she observes steaming evidence of Peridot's corrupt organic behavior
>You will never see her reach down to cup her chin and bring it up, so she can then backhand her so hard her head smashes into the hard ground, cracking her visor and leaving her dazed
>You will never hear Peridot sputtering and wheezing for mercy as Yellow Diamond reaches down again to WRENCH her head and rip off her mask and some of her hair
>You will never hear Peridot be reduced to helpless sobs and repeating that she's sorry over and over as she's gently lifted up, and Yellow Diamond smiles, realizing she has one last use to the Empire
>You will never watch as Peridot weeps "My Diamond" over and over and over, as the Empress reaches up to softly press one finger to the back of her head, as her thumb nail digs right into her gem
>And you will never hear Peridot's voice grow distorted and fevered in her pleas as the gem begins to crack with the pressure applied, Diamond smiling even more sweetly as Peridot's final screams turn into Steven's name, before there is a lovely glassy noise, the most beautiful you'll ever hear, and Yellow Diamond's shadow gently rubs her fingertips together, glittering green seen to be falling to the ground
>She will make a fine forced fusion.
>Well that's a lie. She'll just be the same trash as the rest, really.
Would the gems play Street Fighter 5 with me?
It's a fad.
Soon you'll see some fags creaming themselves with drawings of sharp nails.
So you walk into a room and see ur gemfu overdosing on weed. Do you either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: Take her to the hospital
B: Leave and pretend u saw nothing
C: Wonder how you can even OD on weed especially a gem
D: Do some weed yourself
I just remembered that in this story she pissed on my dick while I was fucking her, not me pissing in her but still here you go.
Well I was 21, the girl was 18. I was supposed to go to her prom with her but we ended up breaking up two weeks before it so I decided to have a little get together on that night instead.
I ended up running into her that morning when I was out getting stuff for the party and she was with a friend and we started talking. She said she wasn't going to prom at all and that she wanted to come to my party (bitches be crazy) so I invited her. The party ended up being pretty small because a few couldn't make it, and we all started getting drunk as hell. So at some point we are all standing in the kitchen and she is drunk clinging onto me saying how much she had missed me and shit (again, bitches be crazy) and she was like "Hay anon, fuck me right here on the kitchen floor"
Now I wasn't really feeling up to fucking my ex in front of a group of my friends so I went I took her to the living room that was a few rooms away from most of the actoin and we started fucking on the couch.
At some point during this she ends up on top of me and is riding me hard and she says she has to pee. Me being drunk and a sick fuck I tell her just to go, so I pull her down on top of me and start doing all the pumping while she just pisses a fucking gallon of piss right on my cock, and I tell you what that was the hottest thing ever and I came while she was pissing on my dick.
Anyway I hope you enjoyed my story, I know I enjoyed the experience.
>I just remembered that in this story she pissed on my dick while I was fucking her, not me pissing in her but still here you go.
>not me pissing in her
you disappoint me
I mean that's also hot but not insanely hot if you had done that as well
Just ask casual. Be like "So you ever do pissplay?"
If she freaks out just shrug and say "Hey an ex of mine was and she didn't admit it for a long time, wanted to see if it was the same with you, it's fine either way"
You know I have also tried to do this but I find it hard to piss during sex. I mean your dick sort of shuts off that valve by default during sex.
Still. I remember taking showers with this same girl where she would piss and I would hold my hand in the stream. Hell one time we saw this nature show where some dude drank his own piss so we both pissed in a glass and drank some. I just remember it being really fucking warm, and not nearly as disgusting tasting as you might think, although by no means good.
Hell I just all around miss my ex, she was a fucking freak when it came to sex. Current girl isn't okay but she doesn't compare.
Lay out a towel and try to convince her there is nothing wrong with it. I mean stuff like that just keeps things fresh and exciting. Maybe start smaller, like shower together and see if she will pee in the shower for you and just run your hand under it.
Huh. Those are some alright lines but we've been together since high school and never dated anyone but each other so I don't think that'll get her. Maybe I'll wait another year then ask.
Well, it's 1:25am - 4:25am on a Monday midnight in /trash/ for a show on hiatus. We'll all just discuss dumb shit until it's out of our system and we're bored and start drafting a thesis statement argument for which kinds of PTSD Pearl suffers from as a slime-grown whorebot war veteran.
I just want to fuck a green space midget, is that so wrong?
This one always makes me kek.
Are we posting just Peridot or will the others get their share too?
There is always room for Pearl anon.
I came here from regular /sug/, but I don't give a shit about maintaining the atmosphere of /co/, I don't even browse /co/ except for /sug/. Here I just wanna talk about fetishes and Peridot's gherkin.
Why is Pearl on Yellow Pearl so unbelievably hot to me?
You want to see Pearl fighting with all her tattered soul to overcome the urge to submit to her original nature while she suffers RELENTLESSLY from femdom abuse and sadism from a Pearl who knows her place and revels in it.
That reminds me, we can expect a sfw picture of all 3 Pearls from Gnome-No soon and as soon as he is done with his current commissions he is going to get with me and I will be doing a NSFW commission with all 3 Pearls.
I'm thinking something involving Y Pearl and Pearl getting hot and heavy with each other while B Pearl watches.
Ever since seeing this picture I can't get the idea of Blue Pearl being a bodybuilder out of my head.
This edit is fucking brilliant. I wish this was a higher res.
>Blue Diamond sneers at the rebels who challenge her
>Tells them they know nothing of true gains
>Tears her Sith robe off, is revealed to be RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD
>Brings the pain train by priming her elbow for the legendary Diamond Drop
>Turns out Blue Pearl is her ring girl
If there's a SU thread, I'll be there. Wherever is on /co/ or /trash/
jokes aside I agree, just go where the party is
Dude this shit needs there own thread holy fuck half pedos half lore masters
I may not have future vision but trust me when I say I REALLY dont think having two SU threads at once is a good idea
we already have two sometimes just trying to keep one
The main problem shitlord is that there are like 10 people lurking total. Enjoy your empty thread I guess.
>Mfw let the window open for too long
>I can see my breath
Hope you anons are staying warm and comfy
Gonna make some coffee
that entire bomb showed how much of selfish and twisted cunt of a fuck Pearl was, you kidding me?
Don't worry bud, you can keep sharing your shit opinion all you like.
Yes, I do love sociopaths and selfish bitches. As a young man I always desired an evil, manipulative cunt, but one that would truly love me, or at least like me more than other people.
Guys enough about trash tier gems like Pearl and Peridot or whatever stupid meta arguements your having
Post Best Gem
I was seriously sobbing at the end of Space Race just a few hours ago.
Not them but like
Is that a thing that ever actually happens ever in real life? Blurting out the wrong name in a heated moment? It just seems so hard to believe to me, it just hits me as a dumb nonsensical trope that makes a serious moment seem silly
I couldn't get emotional about it because I couldn't stop being shocked at how fucked up it was that Pearl was a complete lunatic that wanted to fucking steal Steven away from earth for decades
Pearl disturbed me a lot in my first watch through
>complaining about Taiwanese moving pictures
Sorry I don't cry to cartoons like a mature adult.
Yeah I'M the one with the autts.
There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you Pearl
But you're still the same
[spoiler]Thanks drawfriend, Drive is one of my favorite movies and this made me really happy.[/spoiler]
You forgot some of your first deliveries, but I saved them for you.
Then again, she didn't have a solid grasp on how long that would really feel for a human. Actually, now that I think about it, none of the Gems are exactly passing any of the general indicators for sanity and reasonableness. At least Pearl is honest about her instability.
>complaining about anime
Really? Nah I still find it incredibly hard to believe
I mean it's one thing when your mom's tired and goes through all your siblings names before they remember yours, but clearly and concisely shouting something with meaning?
You should probably add these if you're using the tumblr as an archive for people to find your stuff.
>Enjoy your elevated chance for suicide
Making a lot of assumptions.
>Mr. 2 tuff 2 cri
if I was gonna get emotional about any episode it probably be Rose's Scabbard and probably On The Road, but SttS was meh. in terms of making me feel anyting for Pearl.
You got things mixed up anon, it's the people who get cringed at who have autism
if you're not gonna use buzzwords right don't use them at all
Or are you thinking, "ha, I'll call them what they think I am before they can say it, that'll show them!"
we were enemies before hand apparently.
You're that 17 year old kid who likes to say nigger in the sug Skype ain'tcha?
Dude I love crying but I definitely don't consider any part of SU cry material
Maybe if I'm feeling a bit overly emotional tears will well up at my favorite scenes sometimes but there was nothing THAT sad yet
No, and that sounds like a awful place to hang out on. The last thing I wan tot do is have an auditory shitfest of grown ass men crying about cartoons.
You are not emotionally invested in the show and/or you don't empathize with the characters very well. What do you want me to tell you, it's one of those things you just do. You don't try to do it, you just do it.
Understand me. I really don't even care if any of you cry or not to SU. I do, because I am emotionally invested in the show.
I'm still convinced that Pearl is actually the strongest in a straight-up fight, she just doesn't have the confidence.
>tfw Pearls are slaves to limit their true power
>tfw CG Pearl yells "This isn't even my final form!"
>tfw CG Pearl leads the other Pearls to rebellion
>tfw CG Pearl does the Earthbender speech from the ATLA movie, but better, and on a lower budget.
Guys, can we all sign a petition to have a future SU song prominently feature a tenor sax solo? Where's the sax, Sugar?
Also calling all drawfriends for Garnet triple saxing like Roland Kirk. I know you want to see this as much as I do.
go kill yourself
In the show Katara gives a freedom speech like twice and it still doesn't work, slaves don't just start rebelling because someone is an ok public speaker
Not that anon, but I'd consider myself emotionally invested in the show but I've only cried to the extended opening, but I've gotten teary to a few episodes.
>Anime does not = cartoon.
I never claimed it was, I'm just pointing out-
LOOK WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE.
Many things are unnecessary, this general is indeed not a necessity at all but its continued and stubborn existance is a testament of how people think differently from one another
This image is unnecessary, and it was posted at least 8 times in that state in the last 5 days. Is it necessary for me to do this? Of course not, but I will do it nonetheless
I tried. I couldn't think of anything else on the spot, sorry.
imma hug my pillow to get all these emotions out
I mean that's fair. A lot of it also has to do with how much you can relate something.
I mean the ending theme that starts after Nightmare hospital gets me sad. It gets me sad because it reminds me of times in my life I've just felt like I don't measure up to someone else in some way.
We all live different lives, we all have different experiances. Some of us related to characters, or understand how they feel more than others.
The only reason I'm even engaging in this discussion with everyone is I don't think people should consider crying to be a sign of weakness, that's just stupid as fuck logic.
These late night early morning trash threads are really cozy
Oh shit my high brain was like "DRAW THAT, SON."
Soooo I did.