/sug/ - Steven Universe General
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OFFICIAL GEM POWER RANKINGS
OFFICIAL GEM POWER RANKINGS
8. Yellow Diamond
"The Answer" is the worst episode in the series. Discuss
Request from the previous thread. [spoiler]I tried[/spoiler]
I still want to fuck Ruby
What's this encrypted English horseshit
Darkest dungeon is coming out tomorrow.
Who here is getting it
>yfw room cancelled makes SU for TTG and gets
THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR
WHERE ARE GOING TO FIND THE STEVEDOT FIX I NEED
Some day, after we get a bit more screen-time from Lapis and Jasper, I'd love to get a single, non-canon Momswap episode. Not sure if I'd prefer new content, or just a "recast" of a previous episode(s) with slightly different results.
I don't get these images. Okay so Steven Universe is shot as a live action sitcom kind of deal, Temple is just a model that they use for long-shots, Garnet, Ruby and Sapphire are all separate actresses, Pearl obviously eats.
Why is Malachite that HUGE still?
Off to bed. Goodnight /sug/. Thanks for the good company <3
Hope you have [spoiler]good dreams[/spoiler]
What would an encounter between the Gems and Rick and Morty be like?
pearls feet probably smell like flowers
what i would not give to just have her lustily swathe me in her dainty feminine toes
Of course, the least probable answer to a question gets trips.
Garnet punches the ship to save Steven and admonishes Rick for reckless driving.
Is Rick and Morty any good, is it worth watching?
>canceled gets yfw to make SU and TTG to make room for
>"Ri-Rick, where are we?"
>"We're in dimension 6-47R0-CK5, a universe where everybody is a lesbian lifeform made out of primary non-metalloid elements"
>Suddenly a chubby young woman appears
>"Yoooo, where did you came from? What's that on your h-"
>"LOOK OUT MORTY! SHE'S GOING FOR YOU"
>Amethyst backs off a bit while Rick shoots and poofs her
>"OH MY GOD RICK, YOU KILLED HER! YOU KILLED A GEM, RICK!
>"S-shut u-uurp, Morty, I didn't kill her, I just poofed her, she's fine. Her body is a physical projection made of hard light. She's not real, she's that rock" Rick points at the rock that's left on the floor.
After that the same with Steven but this time they kill him and HW takes over as R&M leave the Earth to be destroyed.
Rick and Morty is pretty great. The only three episodes I didn't like too much were the pilot episode, a sequel episode about commercials, and the purge one. But even those episodes had some funny moments in them.
May as well post these crossovers again...
Ratchet & Clank/SU
As usual, questions/comments/suggestions are appreciated.
Oh, and here's a Peridot.
>So do you have a favorite /sug/ poster?
Might be a little biased when I say this, but I'm probably the best non-drawfriend poster since my posts are in and of themselves works of art
My mom is dead! Sorta.........
Every poster on /sug/ is my favourite poster. I love you.
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
>his stupid snake armor
He got diamond authority, but he literally saw the crystal gems in action for a hint, then went off and said they're pulling the strings. Gems != jews, ronaldo !=correct.
I want to penetrate Ronaldo's peehole with a broken pencil. He'd be into that because it's super weird so it wouldn't be rape, not like anyone would believe him anyway, no one cares about him.
I just found this in /co/'s fusion thread.
It sent a shiver down my spine when I started to think about what the Jasper-related fusion would look like...
>all this lapis x steven
>all this peri x steven
too bad you all live in delusion
Yeah I'm the StevenxLapis guy
When will we see her redising?Also does anyone have any montage or pic of Opal 3 designs?
Hey Scraps, you here? Do you have a deviantart account?
I like Stevidot and Lapiven, but Connverse is too cute. I'll post a few images.
I'll admit, it's cute. At least in fanart, it annoys me in the show
Connie has only annoyed me in Nightmare Hospital so far.
Her interactions with Steven are great though.
Holy fucking shit I had no idea there was SO MUCH PORN of GregxDewey, I didn't even know they were a ship
I loved everything about Sworn to the Sword besides that, but I didn't enjoy the entirety of Stevens Birthday. Sue me, >opinions
>unironically enjoying CLINK
>unironically enjoying ETH
>unironically enjoying those shitty episodes about unfamiliar familiar
>unironically enjoying connie's shitty weeb gimmick
>unironically enjoying that song about being jam buddies
>unironically enjoying awkward stevonnie episodes
>unironically enjoying those forced family drama episodes
>unironically enjoying connie or her relationship with steven period
i can't wait for peridot to shove her out of the show, fuck i hate this ugly annoying shit child
>Guild Wars 2
>Kralkatorrik becomes a Diamonds true form
mite b cool
Well, we already have Strafers...
i hope we get this on the show. not a catfight maybe but them competing for his attention, he being totes unaware of the whole situation
>"I'm so glad you get along!"
>They strangle each other behind his back
Being an orphan sucked, 0/10 would not recommend.
Daily reminder that this shit gets a perpetual general while you can only have one at a moderator's discretion :^)
Commander Shepard is sent to pick up some...diplomats of an older species that live outside of the known universe, which include Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst, and an older Steven
Something something GEM HUSKS
You get to pick up the Homeworld gems as they flee from wrekt Homeworld or something. Or they're just people you pick up and turn to your team (or at least just Peridot)
They're extra party-members. Diamond Authority have always been known to the Citadel, but have been very worried about them since they don't use as much ME as the rest of them, and apparently are a more war like race.
I'm not going to lie this joke will never get old for me. I could watch a whole 2 minute short or endless comics of Steven and Connie getting pissed because they keep doing mundane things and spontaneously fusing.
Ending with a gag of Stevonnie just furiously going through a day in the place of Steven and/or Connie and just ranting "WELL I GUESS WE'RE *STEVONNIE* TODAY, HUH" in enraged self-agreement.
Hah! Damn, I did not see that coming. I laughed so hard, now I have headache.
I was seeing it more as a meta thing. Like Stevonnie, Steven, AND Connie all being in agreement that this is bullshit but fine, they'll enjoy being her for a day if they can't go 5 minutes without fate finding a way to trick them into popping together.
>Steven parents were killed by YD
>He was then found and taken in and trained by good rouge gems, being spliced by the aliens to use their powers.
>Summons protective projected light Armour to survive spaces cruel environments
>He now goes off and hunts corrupted gems and goes on magical adventures, hopping planet from planet, learning more about gem history
I could actually see Jasper using that line. I could see this whole scene happening without the blood.
Or worse (more hilarious) when the Doctor knows, but Dad doesn't.
>Ni No Kuni
I have no fucking idea how that would work.
Maybe a gem artifact that pierces its way through the multi-verse and the CG's are dumped in the other world? Vice Versa and they wind up in Steven's World, and someone unleashes Manna over Beach City?
I don't know.
You people deserve to stay in the >>>/trash/
You were always the worst part of /sug/, the part that did nothing but waifufag all day and didn't even like the show except for the fapbait.
I actually kind of like this picture.
It's just edgy enough without being 2edgy, but maybe it would work better minus the blood.
The only problem is that Jasper said she never met Rose Quartz.
I guess that could be a different Jasper?
I'm pretty sure whoever drew this meant it to be the Jasper from the show but that wouldn't make any sense.
>not enjoying eth
You might think it is shit now, but back in the 1.09 days this thing didn't give -25% target defense. It might have said it did, but in reality the developers fucked up and didn't realize it was more, so they put in -125% target defense, and remember that reduced target defense even applies to act bosses. That's right, with this rune and a high enough character level you will be hitting your enemies at 95% every god damn time. Angelics can go fuck itself when you got eth runes.
My sides have given up, gg you win
I love discussing the show but understand that you can only discuss so much. There shouldn't be a general, but there always will be, because that's the big popular thing to do now. So I just coast and enjoy and encourage genuine discussion, and try not to worry about it.
I've had some good discussion here at least. People don't act so pent up and annoying because hey post whatever who cares.
Honestly putting everything aside, pearl/Lapis
Garnets and Amethyst is too big
Peridots too small
They basically touched each other, moved, felt emotionally close, and popped together instantly in the most recent fusion of them we've seen.
I understand not doing it to keep Stevonnie meaningful and to not make extra work, but it would be cool to see if Steven ever fuses with another human, even as a one off, or maybe Stevonnie fusing with a gem to see what comes of it.
Post cute Malachite pls
Her hair is to die for
So, does anybody get a weird, uncanny valley, pedo-y vibe from Garnet? No? Just me?
I got my fingers crossed that after they split and both go through another season of some hard development, that we get a chance to see Malachite one more time and how different she'll look if Lapis and Jasper have become a little more sane and smoothed out by then.
Garnet is my favorite tho
I wonder what happened to all the Deweyfags in /sug/.
Did they give up and realise their waifu a shit or are they hiding out of shame?
I feel the same way, although I hope they keep her monstrous form
She has a really neat design. I hope we get at least two episodes for her to show off before she's gone for good.
Especially her interactions with Peridot. I was internally screaming stranger danger for the majority of that episode.
I hope we get to see absolutely warped Homeworld fusions out of two functioning Gems.
Better yet as they get closer to the cluster they find the advanced experiments, where instead of using shards they forced whole gems together. We get some "kill me" style abominations.
I don't think you will, unless you mean something like Yellow Diamond going insane and demanding cross-fusions in order to mount superweapons against Steven out of desperation.
Pearl in this pose on the "Road Killer" arcade game.
>You're nigh on a beast of the field, but here you are, treading a measure with the Gods
It's not that. It's more like how even though each individual aspect of her is fine, she is altogether unsettling. Every part of my brain says, "This thing is not natural. Smother it with a pillow before it breeds. Knock it down the stairs or off a cliff; everybody will think it was an accident."
hey I hear you completely, I feel the same way about this guy
Jasper had nothing but hate for Garnet. I want to like her, I really, really do, and I understand she's supposed to be a role-model and hero, but my subconcious revolts against it time and again.
Oh. Prototypes. That'd be horrible. I guess if you took two whole but broken gems and fused them you might get that. Kind of already horrifying that dying means you just become fodder for undead nightmare soliders.
Not even that, just using traitors or people who spoke out against the Regime. I wouldn't put it past the Authority to have no mercy on rebels