/sug/ - Steven Universe General (albeit in /trash/ because jew mods)
Am I doing this right edition because I'm just cutting and pasting tbqh
Previous thread >>1039801
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfOx56KSxQ
What are the best tunes which sync up well with SU episodes or characters?
>>1043125
First for coming inside peridot
First for peridot?
>>1043137
Tunes from what? Just songs in general or SU songs?
Lewd!
>>1043160
Just in general, mon frer. Suprise me.
Put something on this shitty 1080p yellow diamond
>>1043138
>>1043158
GREEN
CUISINE
5 /sug/'s
/trash/ a slow
>>1043036
That westaboo artist is probably the biggest Steven fan there is.
http://momoxchocolate.tumblr.com/
>>1043180
Yep
>>1043180
Well we are the only general here. Everything else is /b/ tier or furry porn
>>1043125
First for young Greg x Pearl love.
>>1043165
More like cute!
Taking one request.
>>1043171
Uhm.
I don't know, I just watch the episodes normally, I never listen while watching, though I reckon some loud, intense piano could improve things in battles.
I don't know desu, try some things out and report backm
>>1043202
/wbb/ is both a general and furry porn.
>>1043182
>http://momoxchocolate.tumblr.com/
oh holy shit
>>1043137
>>1043220
The Cluster's first encounter with Garnet.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4zBPXvy_Um4
Starting at 2:54
See my eyes, I can hardly see
See me stand, I can hardly walk
I believe you can make me whole
See my tongue, I can hardly talk
See my skin, I'm a mass of blood
See my legs, I can hardly stand
I believe you can make me well
See my purse, I'm a poor, poor man
Will you touch, will you mend me Christ?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Christ?
Will you kiss, you can cure me Christ
Won't you kiss, won't you pay me Christ?
>>1043216
GregPearl kissing
>>1043216
SAPPHIRE ABUSE
>>1043125
We're back baby!
>>1043229
Why is that Steven in drag?
>>1043216
Peridot as Vile
>>1043216
Peridot kissing Steven on the cheek
>>1043216
Mega Garnet. A fusion if the Triple Ruby and Triple Sapphire
I want to fuck the Rubies
>>1043271
Wouldn't that just be Garnet but triple her size?
>>1043175
i post smaller sized pics on purpose in hopes to trigger indexer
i do this on several occasions
>>1043283
Remember...
>>1043216
Amethyst cuddling with anon.
Until proven otherwise, Indexer has shown himself to be a NEET living with his parents.
>>1043216
Futa Rose fucking Greg in lingerie.
>>1043323
NO
GEM
LEFT
BEHIND
EVEN
IF
IT
MEANS
BETRAYAL
>>1043321
that makes you as bad as him, if not worse
>>1043323
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
>>1043206
the best
>>1043293
Oh yeah
Huh. I'm not very smart.
I don't know in that case, maybe Peridot fused with Garnet?
>>1043283
The Ruby on the left has the face of a turtle.
>>1043216
Re-requesting Greg drawn as Eddie from Brutal Legend, maybe at different stages of his life. >>1042600
>>1043364
But... but... no Gem left behind.
Seriously, Sugar, make it happen.
Knock knock!
I wonder if the Ruby fusion is called Omega Ruby
Not a drawfag but someone did draw Greg as Eddie
>>1043402
>>1043416
Who's there?
>>1043416
Go to bed Steven
>>1043416
You blew it!
>>1043321
I post images I know indexer has a larger version of and nwver replace mine just to spite him
watch, he'll post the one with the shitty mouth that completely defeats the purpose of the image. not only that, but the mouth looks like he drew it on with MS Paint, it all around looks like shit but he continues to post it to sate his crippling autism.
it's sad in a way, being trapped in the body of one so pathetic, if only he'd give in to his temptations of sweet release.
>>1043428
DIO!
>>1043416
Not now Steven
>>1043428
Pearl!
>>1043428
a better gem
>>1043443
Feven, you sucked up!
I want to fuck her silly.
>>1043468
>Posting worst ship
>>1043468
YOU FOOL RONALDO
YOU'VE KILLED YOUR ONE CHANCE AT TRUE LOVE
>>1043450
Pearl who?
>you will never dom newbie jasper
>>1043486
She doesn't have legs does she? Just a big blue floaty pom-pom skirt.
>>1043420
It was by Idlecum, entitled "Pearly Gates". 60 pages.
Too bad he's known for never finishing.
>>1043513
Pearl getting cucked by her only chance at true love!
Haha, good one, eh Pearl?
>>1043536
Fuck off, peridot.
>>1043521
HOT DAMN
>>1043496
>anyone loving Ronaldo
Stevenbomb tomorrow!
>>1043530
Fuck. I need this.
>>1043443
Get out of here Dio
>>1043530
I'll post all the available sketches that were made.
>>1043521
Don't post thumbnails, anon!
I'm dick.
>>1043582
>>1043521
c-cute
>>1043594
>>1043602
>>1043566
SUUURE
>>1043536
Only chance? Oh please, Connie won't live for forever.
>>1043613
>>1043591
I'M NOT SO DICK
>>1043620
>>1043530
>still very little good porn of Older Greg and Pearl
I don't care if it's happy or bitter, I just want to see them fuck, damnit
>>1043615
DON'T
>>1043624
AAAAANNDDD WE'RE THE CARTOON DICKS
Just doesn't work, man.
Just ate a pearl onion.
>>1043632
Last one.
I searched high and low for #pearlygates and the Patreon, but they just don't exist. That this has not been completed is one the biggest let downs for me.
What's TTG?
>>1043575
Stop ruining my post.
>>1043667
A shit show.
>>1043666
That sucks big time.
Thanks for posting these though. I hadn't seen them before.
>>1043667
our new favorite show!
tonight at 6
>>1043667
thick-thiged garnet
>>1043685
>That sucks big time.
Why did I picture an enormous tick tock clock with a massive ding dong?
>>1043667
A merchandising stunt that worked out well
Any footfag anons here that will post feet here? I need to "again" fulfill my footfag needs.
Thanks.
>>1043708
cuz u a gay
>>1043705
I love Garnet's thick thigs.
>>1043646
Oh yes.
>>1043742
Holy shit that picture is atrocious in every way.
>>1043742
Worst ship tbqhwymaab
>>1043777
Trips don't even have to confirm it's a terrible ship
Find the most cringeworthy SU fan art.
>>1043738
In case you actually aren't aware what TTG is it's Teen Titans Go!
It was just CN trying to cash in on slapstick comedy and recognizable characters so they could sell toys and get ratings. And that's exactly what happened.
>>1043786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyU1a4c1Tdk
>>1043786
>>1043795
Ohh. I knew what it was (and how bad it is) but i was unfamiliar with the acronym, thanks.
>>1043808
Pussy.
>>1043829
Is what pearl likes to see
>>1043786
It's both horrifying and cringy.
>>1043786
Anyone who uses Doll Divine to create a "gemsona"
>>1043845
The worst thing is that is isn't even satire.
>>1043847
But they can be so cute!
>>1043125
I think we should tell Hiro to upgrade the image limit on the faster boards including /trash/
>>1043786
Just post para2 art
>>1043896
Fuck off, Samefag.
there is a decided lack of fire in the steven universe.
hmm.
>>1043896
who is para2? is it that sourscreen guy or something
>>1043786
hnnng
I finished that little drawing, random lapisanon.
>>1043786
>>1043895
>/trash/
>fast
>>1043918
yes, but they call him para2 because of his gay art
>>1043931
Already posted.
>>1043918
Yes sir
>>1043942
Forgot the image.
>>1043666
I just wish he would say something about it, instead of the silence
>>1043786
I win.
>>1043954
I just got back as well! Your timing is amazing, I love it!
That moment when lapis is so rich she even has a last name
>>1043945
>Implying that it's cringe
Are you retarded?
>>1043958
Now post the one with lapis
>>1043947
I thought /trash/ got lots of traffic?
What with all the ponyshit and /hgg/?
>>1043950
Not with all those details, and the source.
Really, read ALL of it.
>>1043945
thats mad cute tho
>>1043945
m8, that's some cute art done by one of our own drawfags, show respect
>>1043963
Money can't bring true happiness.
>>1043969
Okie Dokey.
>>1043958
this is based
>>1043967
You know what cringe means, yes?
>>1043970
HG is different. HG is an RP based community, it was fast on /b/, it was fast on /hga/ and it's fast here. It's gonna be fast until it eventually dies, and I hope that never happens.
>>1043982
>counterpoint
It will buy you a good gun to kill yourself when you can't find happiness at all, money or no
>>1043987
Now give me his tumblr
>>1043982
Lapis is sort of like the proof
>>1043978
Ok.
>YFW your significant other turns into a zygote.
>>1043931
I couldn't resist.
>>1043945
>cuddling with clothes on
lewd!
>>1043994
Yeah but that is a cute, not cringe
>>1043987
going to be 100% honest here
This looks cool as fuck
>>1043982
>safety
>peace of mind
>time
>ability to pursue your passions
Sounds like money does bring true happiness.
>>1044025
To you.
>>1043994
If that makes you feel uncomfortable, your a faggot.
>>1044018
that's my fetish, so i find nothing weird about it
>>1044019
Where's his suit and why does he have hair?
>>1043961
And here's a bonus for your sad tunes.
>>1044018
Don't have a significant other
>>1044015
Holy shit it's like bad fanfiction!
>>1044053
I find something weird about you
ATTN: anyone who thinks $5 slices are a hoax
>>1044048
If you can't accept different perspectives, then it must suck to be you.
Quick, post Steven/Connie.
>>1044071
there's nothing weird about size difference anon
>>1044068
I will cherish your gifts, in return I have this song I was listening to when I requested it originally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D6NIyNbLrM
>>1044079
>broccoli
>on pizza
that's a sin
>>1044083
Well, how is it "cringey" to you, anon?
>>1044102
it's good, you're wrong.
>>1044098
Size difference /= significant other turning into a zygote
>>1044079
okay but to be fair that looks like a nice sit-down restaurant and that presumably comes with something or is particularly large. That gay pride parade pic would have had that $5 be for a slice and a soda or something
>>1044102
How unhealthy are you
>>1044115
it sucks, you're wrong
see how that leads to nowhere?
>>1043931
>fine young man
>similar sense of intellectual humor
>>1044115
that guy has no taste, broccoli and cheese is classic, putting it on pizza just makes sense. Put a little spinach on there, some garlic, fuhgeddabboudit
Isn't trash /sug/ cozy or what?
Less hassle, less non gem related shit
posting,more nsfw imagery.
Tell me why this trash /sug/ thing is a net bad thing again?
Why the fuck am I lurking here? I don't even watch the goddamn show.
>>1044129
oh no the BIDF
broccoli is disgusting, no matter how you cook it
the funny thing is many of you tend to disguise its horrid flavor with cheese
>>1044129
I'm not that guy, but
>trying to eat healthy when you're eating a fucking slice of pizza
>>1044087
>>1044117
but is it still wrong if i find my significant other turning into a zygote somewhat sexually attractive
>>1044146
Maybe you should, it's pretty fun and tugs at the heartstrings
>>1044140
no
it's better than /co/ because there are no mods here and the few jans who lurk in here are pretty lax
but it's not cozy at all
>>1044148
A little olive oil and salt = perfection
>>1044162
Post the rest of that image
>>1044018
>YFW your significant other is stupid as a door
>>1043982
Notice how a rich person never says this? Only poor people?
>>1044165
I didn't say it was wrong, I just said it was weird. Two different words with two different meanings my friend, you're free to like what you like.
stop talking about food, you're making me hungry
>>1044102
Have you tried banana on pizza?
>>1044162
they are so in love my heart cannot handle it
Steven already internalized marrying her
I'ma die you guys
>>1044172
Explain to me the criteria of cozy then because I don't care about anything else but gems and I've been too desensitized to horsecock via the Internet to be offended at the rest of the board.
>>1044187
http://www.financialsamurai.com/only-the-poor-or-super-rich-say-money-cant-buy-happiness/
heh sorry.
I want to take Peri's cherry.
>>1044102
>>1044208
lapis lazuliiiii
>>1044181
no thanks
I'd rather eat brussel sprouts
those are THE best greens you could eat
>>1044186
>a 13 year old was reading books in order on whichever cover looked the most interesting
>Connie has to continue reminding herself that he's magic so it's okay if he's stupid
>>1044187
I hate those people who love to tell you
money is the root of all that kills
they have never been poor
they have never had the joy of a welfare christmas
>>1044218
and engage in a opinion vs opinion argument? no thanks
>>1044184
Well, worst things have been posted.
>>1044238
fucking brussel sprouts, man
so goddamned good
cooked in bacon fat, cook all the goodness right out of them
[spoiler]jk they're good even when cooked healthy[/spoiler]
>>1044246
to be fair, that doesn't really have as much to do with being stupid as it does to him just not being exposed to serial books. Steven is pretty smart, emotionally speaking
>>1044256
>>1044256
How do Greg and The Maheswarans react to seeing this?
>>1044238
actually the best green you can eat is Peridot
When did we start talking about fucking vegetables?
>>1044274
shrug
>>1044255
So we're going directly into why pearl is an absolute and utter wreck if she's ever given any quiet time to sit and actually think about the situation she's in?
I'm ready to switch gears on a dime when it comes to pearl suffering bruv are you ready?
>>1044246
How far can one go for the D?
>>1044291
after somebody watched the first part of Kill Bill
>>1044291
It's important to have a healthy diet anon, and at this point this is as good a place as any to discuss it
>>1043845
>pearl all dolled up to romance rosven/stevose(??)
jesus christ
>>1044285
god I can only imagine what her pussy would taste like
as someone who goes down a lot, I have to say this data is relevant to my interests
Quickly, post best ship.
>>1044246
He's magic, he does whatever the fuck he wants and if you disagree you get a translucent shield blasted at your face.
>>1043845
this is terrifying and I love it
>>1044316
We should look out for Healthism too.
>>1044316
>/sug/
>vegetables
>>1044268
>emotionally speaking
Go back to art school
>>1043945
agreed
>>1044291
I was talking about eating them, not fucking them
>>1044348
>whatever we feel like talking about with SU pictures thrown in: The General
Search your feelings, you know it to be true
>>1044330
turns out she tastes like lemon pledge, it's just completely unpalatable
>>1044333
Trips confirm.
Posting next best ship.
>>1044350
If you aren't emotionally mature or "intelligent" then your boring,most likely offensive without thinking of the context of the things you're talking about,and easily rused by people that know your slow on the uptake in that aspect.
>>1044361
I know.
>>1044333
>Quickly
OKAY!
>>1044333
Get off your phone faggot
>>1044365
>lemon pledge
>follower of Yellow Diamond
>literally pledged to the lemon colored gem
ehuehuehueheu
>>1043954
I like this
>>1044374
What kind of girl magazines do you read? Do you seriously buy all this Buzzfeed bullshit?
>>1044365
is that a challenge?
Fuck, Marry, Kill
>>1044340
Me too, friend. Me too.
>>1044381
>that TF2 font
>forcing hetero pearl
eugh
ugh
go home
gross
get some class, any class, literally a micron of class, a soupcon even
>>1044333
Best and canon ships right here
>>1044410
kill
>>1044410
Fuck Jasper
Kill Peridot
Marry Lapis
>>1044410
fuck jasper
marry peridot
kill lapis
>>1044410
Fuck jasper
Marry lapis
Kill perisnot
>>1044333
>>1044036
it's drawn well but it's stupid
why is she just floating upside down through the air what the fuck
>>1044374
>people like me
>I can read books
Everything looks ok to me
>>1044454
that shirt has built in tit molding, or she has prehensile nips a la elastigirl
what kind of shit is this
>>1044410
Fuck Lapis
marry Peridot
Die trying to kill Jasper
>>1044410
fuck Lapis
marry Peridot
kill Jasper
>>1044374
k e k
i r o n y
k e k
l a u g h i n g b o y s 2 0 0 1
>>1044410
>that jasper
Septum rings look awful.
>>1044372
>>1044381
>liking the pureness of RoseGreg
>liking the hatefucking and bickering of GregPearl
I can't choose.
>>1044247
Actually, the phrase is "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil".
Money has it's purpose, we do need it, but we should not live for it. The love of money can potentially drive us to do underhanded or terrible things for it.
The point of the phrase is to have a BALANCED view of money.
>>1044389
I could always just say something to the effect of ramming my cock down your throat until throw up would that suit you better?
Like I said, if you're not emotionally intelligent you have things happen to you like failed marriages,broken relationships,bad interactions with people. And most of it would be you're own dumb fault!
Have fun decoding all that!
>>1044431
I want pearl to [spoiler][hide][invisible text]DIE ALONE[invisible text][hide][spoiler]
>>1044410
humie shortstack peridot is my new fetish
>>1044431
>There's not enough gems to like/love each other even with lapis and jasper redeemed
Who'd get cucked
>>1044431
fucking ouch, no more opal then
>>1044431
>amedot
>canon
>>1044484
...ever seen how lose fabric hangs on a girl? Some shirts actually do have built in cups for support though
>>1044410
marry jasper
fuck peri
kill lapis
japser is best
>>1044497
they're song lyrics, but you clearly weren't born when Everclear was a Thing. now I feel old.
>>1044510
nah, I get what you mean, but that shirt's nipple and frontal breast curve area are completely off from where the cleavage shows her breasts are. So the shirt is either starched into an artificial breast shape, or just out of sight her prehensile breasts are hanging a left and poking out from her body
>>1044431
This is really sad.
rip senpai u solid
>>1044537
Not to worry, jasper will show up and her and pearl will hatefuck each other into a ruddy ragged pile
>>1044517
Which was bitten from 1 Timothy 6:10.
>>1044569
I've never read a bible or even stepped into a church, so I'ma take your word on that, broham.
>>1044536
it was probably just meant to be some sort of fabric that loosely holds its shape, and is hanging off her shoulders more because she is leaning forward, and her breasts are sort of loosely hanging below the shirt. It's a bit hard to get it across. I didn't draw it, but I really enjoy the artwork, and that's how I've always intepreted
>>1044499
So much for emotional intelligence there
>>1044562
God, please no.
There is only one hope
>>1044578
no, it's just a bad drawing
I want Greg to impale me with his long murderdong while he ejaculates all over my slowly dying body
smugdot february hype....
>>1044600
to each their own I suppose
>>1044606
Get the fuck out of here Pearl
>>1044536
I actually had a hard time drawing the loose shirt, you're right it looks way too stiff to be natural. I didn't even notice that was a problem, so thanks for pointing it out,anon.
>>1044486
This anon has it right
>>1044587
why the fuck does everyone try to force heterosexual relationships onto pearl? I'm not even some "down with cis" tumblrite, I just feel like that's really weird when she is the gayest character on television not played by jane lynch
>>1044587
Except the Mayor is gay for Greg
>>1044616
>Not expecting Lapis
Fucking delusional some times.
>>1044579
We're all dumb fucking beasts one way or another.
>>1044410
fuck lapis
marry jasper (big beefy butch babes with curves that will slap me around? sign me right up)
kill peri
>>1044626
well shit, now i feel bad for harping on it. you do you, drawfriend.
>>1044431
Implying she wouldn't eventually pursue the one who was closest to Rose.
Their love for Rose is definitely a bonding point, the seed to relieve each others loneliness.
>>1044634
Shut the fuck up.
It's not even about "forcing" you huge dink.
>>1044486
Live a hero or die a legend, I like it
>>1044495
you don't have too
>>1044637
Of all the things ever posted on this general this is literally the worst of all time. Good job, m8
>>1044634
The same reasons tons of people force straight fictional characters into gay relationship.
>>1044634
I only ship rose/pearl because it's canon.
They're beautiful and horrifyingly tragic. No complaints here.
>>1043786
I am actually surprised but confused, there is actually A SU community......on G+.
And I thought nobody uses G+ but some how people do use it.
G+ itself is filled with kids that have severe autism and the biggest egdelords I have even seen.
Anyways, the mods themselves on the SU community are not bad but the users are fucking terrifying.
Its starts good if you are at the top of the page. But once you start to go deeper and deeper, you are going to find the most cringeworthy shit you ever seen, and I can't tell you what that is, you will need to find out yourself.
Why am I telling this? Because I can, and also because I am a lowlife piece of shit.
>>1044637
>"Call the police"
>>1044646
Speak for yourself
>>1044674
You know what? That's completely fair. In the interest of equality for all, if people can ship Grewey, then Grearl is fine by me.
>>1044679
>G+
Alright.
Thanks for that horrible time.
>>1044654
No, it's fine. Constructive criticism helps me a lot because I can't always realize what I'm doing wrong. I need to practice more, anyway.
>>1044672
Don't you mean the best thing of all time?
>>1044679
>Lowlife
Shhhhhh, don't say that to your self.
>>1044675
I want to tickle that foot.
>>1044672
Anon, it's basically Rose and Pearl
>>1044634
Pearl? Gay? you mean the shota monster?
Her sexual harassment on steven and her love/hate relationship with greg tell me you are wrong. obvious tsundere pearl is obvious.
>>1044632
Cute!
>>1043182
reminder that jeff follows him and likes his pedoshit
>>1044693
That's the spirit, anon.
>>1044665
Sure they both loved rose but pearl doesn't like greg that way
>>1044693
Who the fuck ships Greg with anything, ever
>>1044689
>piss pearl
>big big ego
>clasping at coat tails
>>1044587
One hope for no hope.
>>1044697
finally a drawfag who's not a complete thin-skinned pussy
>>1044679
Found you, arnoldcoolful (TM).
>>1044737
would you fucking quit it with this 12 year old /b/ bullshit
>>1044760
Heh, how did you know?
>>1044734
I do, with everyone and I mean literally with any significant character that has appeared in the show
>>1044744
Get out normie!
>>1044744
>no hatefucking
dropped
>>1044697
Maybe it's because I have zero eye for art, but I didn't notice at all. Face is cute tho, great job on that.
>>1044756
Which drawfags haven't taken constructive critcism?
I don't even think it's given here that much.
>>1044756
>implying
>>1044734
How about fucking everyone, always. murdercock dude, murdercock
>>1044797
mediocre ones
>>1044734
personally I ship Greg and Barb. They're appropriate ages, she's large, she's enthusiastic, she's seemingly single, and then Sadie and Steven would be step-siblings. Plus we'd get to see Steven and possibly Pearl have to go through a whole "what about Rose's memory" thing. I think Steven would be fine with his dad finding someone, but he could also be conflicted about what slight family construct he had breaking apart. And Greg wouldn't have to live in his van anymore!
>>1044809
>le mudercock maymay
>>1044813
but barb appeared in what?
2 episodes max.
>be 5'8" manlet
>see all that jasper pictures from last thread
>want to have a tall 6ft GF again but will never have
>live out my fantasy in blade and soul by making a huge amazonian warrior
I just want a tall gf guys
>>1044804
>this is a valid argument
go back to reddit
>>1044778
wish he stayed taller for a bit longer
>>1044813
Steven would be all for Greg finding someone else to love. Pearl would be the one to take issue with it.
>>1044697
Do your thing drawfriend
>>1044778
Saved, along with the filename.
Any kabe-don/cicada-don draw ideas?
>>1044819
>babby's first strawman
You sure you're +18?
>>1044825
Yes, and Marty appeared in 1 and a half, but we know he's getting a serious spot in "Drop beat dad".
They should make also Ruby and Sapphire figurines. Because no one would want to buy only one without the other.
>>1044389
it's pretty common sense anon
if you were emotionally intelligent you'd know that
>>1044826
quit being so insecure you complete fag
>>1043293
Garnet with 3x bigger hair and 3x bigger ass
>>1044790
Don't worry.
>>1044870
Shut up faggot.
>>1044874
Ladies and gentlemen the most correct answer you could ever have give this man an award.
>>1043486
They confirmed she has indeed got legs.
Probably barefoot like Lapis
>>1044472
HOLY SHIT WHAT
THIS CAN'T BE REAL
>>1044892
>both blue
>both barefoot
>>1044892
Did somebody say barefoot?
>>1044858
Common sense != Good sense
And also, if you had emotional intelligence you'd relay on your gut rather than what people think it's right.
It's almost as if I were talking with a teenage girl here.
I think it was cute that Deedee tweeted this pic.
>>1044924
thats some cool looking pearls
>>1044892
blue diamond's pearl was also barefoot. probably a blue diamond thing.
>>1044486
That's the spirit.
>>1044947
shoulda kept her eyes covered or changed her eye color, she looks too much like lapis
>>1043845
I think it's hilarious
>tfw captcha has asked for coffee 5 times
>>1044878
you're the faggot
not even girls worry that much about their height, even if they are 5/10 at best
my mother's boyfriend is barely 5`4 and she's a solid 5'10 and they've been together for more than 6 years
the key? it was his self confidence
but you just keep lurking on the hate manlet threads in here and the bodybuilding forums and squirming on your own insecurity, you big faggot
>>1044924
Oh hey! That's drawn by BZ.
>>1044826
I'm 5 feet tall, feel yah bro, but from my point of view, you are faggot
>>1044826
>want a tall gf
>am 6 feet tall
i feel you senpai
>>1043845
>tfw no steven gets genderswapped and ends up as teenage girl
I just want lesboning w/ girl steven is that too much to ask
>>1044982
I'm just standing up for the anon you were talking to, asshole.
>>1044914
mmmmMMMMMM PEARLFEET
I will forever love x-men for drawing this for me
heyo, drawfag here. gimmie somethin' to draw
pref garnet or pearl but i'll do whatever.
pic is something I did for /co/
>>1044995
>Well then you are lost!
>It's over anon, I have the high ground!
>>1045018
don't even care
how the fuck did you even expect me to guess you were someone else on a anonymous board?
fucking jackass
>>1045023
Morty dressed up as Steven.
>>1045023
sapphire abuse
>>1045023
Cotton Garnet being cute
>>1045023
pearl in a cute hoodie
>>1045023
R&S/Garnet beating up Pearl while Amy and Peri cheer in the background
>>1045042
Shut up, dipshit. So what he has a fetish. Does it really bothers you that much or something?
>>1045059
Always cute.
>>1045023
SOOOOO sexy when peri wears only a top. Her melded clothes look LEWD!
>>1045023
Pearl falling down the stairs
>>1045023
Garnet as Sigma
>>1045023
Marty beating up Greg
>>1045023
peridot with a mad smile on pearl shoulders, pearl with that proud mama face
>PLEASE
>>1045023
Garnet dressed as Estelle?
>>1044410
Marry Peri
Fuck Jasper
Give Lapis the sweet release of death
>>1045023
Quote as Steven
And Curly Brace as Peridot?>>1045023
>>1045023
Lapis falling down the stairs
>>1045023
Pearl kicking Greg in the junk while yelling "BIG DICKS ON DECK"
>>1045103
Bump
>>1045023
Garnet arguing with herself while anyone looking is very uncomfortable
lets settle this...
Who is smarter?
>>1045121
>>>>>>opal
>>1045023
Steven fantasizing about Nanafua
>>1045130
Amethyst
>>1045023
Cute Peri or Lapis in a shark costume
>>1045135
filename stupidity, have you heard of it?
>>1045023
J A S P E R
A
S
P
E
R
>>1045023
Jasper beating up Steven
>>1044790
>someone posting my greentext.
I can't be the only person writing Greg/Pearl shit. Beachglass? daterape?
Anyway, sorry to disappoint you. It really did start off as hatefucking, it just turned into something else as it progressed.
Doesn't mean I won't do any unrelated hatefucking shorts, so keep an eye out if you think I'm a decent writefag.
>>1044907
It's real and it's endgame.
The day it happens I'll draw fanart of it then swallow the crumpled paper whole.
>>1045023
Jasper being cute and nice with Steven and not a complete dumb brute for once
>>1045210
I don't and I won't
>>1043786
That's not too cringeworthy. The style is more FiM than SU (which is irritating), but the characters themselves don't look execrable. If anything, they're a bit generic.
Which gem are you?
http://www.zimbio.com/quiz/HaVbhmXuI1O/Crystal+Gem+Steven+Universe
>>1044918
I am going by my gut
those things are just obvious and logical
sorry you're dumb in the emotions
>>1045225
Marty
>>1045225
i never got the point of these quizzes, you should know which personality fits you most without answering some shitty questions
>>1045225
Fuck off.
>>1044122
The slices would be huge I'm betting. I've been to plenty of other places that have $5 slices.
This was 10/10 pizza BTW y'all. Sauce was maple syrup with cheddar, apples and bacon. Believe in the $5 slice
>>1045246
whatever makes you sleep at night, honey
>>1045248
You're not being serious about this, are you?
>>1045225
>Pearl
Thanks for wasting my time.
>>1045130
probably pearl, she has more experience
>>1045225
>No refball football
What's the point?
>>1045251
Thanks anon.
>>1045225
W-What do I put, /sug-trash/?
I want to shove over Peridot and kick her in the stomache until she vomits glowing green goo.
>>1045225
>Pearl
This is not correct
>>1045335
that's kind of hot anon
>>1045326
bottom left
>>1045335
Fuck off, yellow diamond.
There isn't nearly enough erotic SU fanfiction as there should be.
>>1045370
Bro, I think you might want to reverse that statement.
>>1043125
>(albeit in /trash/ because jew mods)
Stop adding this stupid shit, we didn't need it the first time we were here. Why add stuff like this now?
>>1045370
Here's a good one
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4176177/chapters/9428868
>>1045385
stfu Lapis
>>1044834
>Steven tries to set Greg up on a date
I want to see this
Eagerly waiting for jazz Pearl I mean jaspearl
>>1045385
Just to remind ourselves of why we're not wanted
>>1045225
gg
>>1044140
Its great, i love it.
>>1044918
You kind of really proved their point there by taking their really obvious flippant bait
>>1045429
Tomato-pie's name is shit after the stunt she pulled.
>>1045394
That'd be friggin great, and gives more oppurtunity for Pearl to punch Yellow Diamond in the face, which is always a plus.
>>1045392
It's the "eat all the eggs" one isn't it
>>1045225
i got rose , does that mean i'm a dumb fat whore who's kind hearted ?
>>1044410
Fuck Jasper
Marry Jasper
Have Jasper fuck me to death
>>1045392
>>1045451
what did she pull
>>1045451
What stunt? I didn't pull any stunt.
>>1045392
anon i've read this one
>>1044431
everybody know this show will end a polygamous group fuck
i'm willing to bet all my shekels
>>1045508
Uhm, i was there you know, and there is more than one femanon you /b/tard
>>1045524
All zero of them, how generous
>>1045508
She only posts pictures of herself though. The only creeps here are the anons who save said pictures.
>>1045536
Whoever it was shit up the thread something fierce, so if it WAS you, don't do it again
>>1045541
>creeps
>imply were not all sweaty nerd virgins with clammy palms
>>1045541
True dat
>>1045473
wait did this happen in the episode?
>>1045570
Yep.
>>1045559
I can't tell the gender of this person.
>>1045556
No it was not me. I wish there was a way to fight it desu buti know that it would just fan the flames.
Is it me or it feels quiet in this thread?
>>1045473
Spooder
>>1045023
I hope this drawfag is doing some of the requests.
I guess it'd take more time if they needed to do it and then scan it..
Can we agree that everyone who posts pics of themselves ruin everything and are attention thirsty spergs? Thanks.
>tfw the Diamonds are just the Almighty Tallest from Zim played a bit more seriously
>>1045598
I want to have sexual relations with you
>>1045594
creep.
>>1045616
I'm really sorry you're so ugly, anon.
>>1045604
I want all the diamonds to have at least one completely inhuman feature.
>Neck for YD
>Maybe a spidery face or the veil actually being her face for BD
>WD ???
>PD ???
>>1045620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6k12Z-XjNQ
Does that make Jaspe Gir?
>>1045616
You must be an ugly duckling. Post face just to be sure.
meow
>>1045692
Buddy.
>>1043945
so, /sug/.
when was the last time you cuddled with someone?
>>1045695
>homostuck
Pls go.
>>1045695
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
IT'S NOT ALLOWED IN
>>1045703
I have a fuzzy body pillow, i fantasize being cuddled by jasper
>>1045722
Dubs confirmed get that fucking garbage out of the garbage
>>1045712
>>1045722
fucck you its nepeta
>>1045736
That's the idea, buddy.
>>1044504
la piss obviously
jaspurl must happen
>>1045742
Fuck off shippingfag
Id cum in this hair. Please post more detailed hair on gems. Drawfags im looking at you.
>>1045730
Anonymous is lugun xdd
>>1045744
Shut up asshole.
>>1045730
Trolled
>>1045754
>>1045712
>>1045722
>>1045773
>trolling >in 2016
>>1045760
Mmk no, im good, but im not that good.
>>1045638
>WD ???
Either no eyes, or her head is absolutely lined with eyes
Ruby a cute
>>1045795
i want to cum in her butt
>>1045795
Yes.
>>1045795
high school au when
Where is everyone!?
>>1045856
Probably doing better things
>>1045856
At your mom's place.
>>1045048
>>1045082
I gave them a shot
>>1045612
yeah I had to scan it also had trouble with garnet as you can tell
How do you think she would fare in operation Impending Doom?
>>1045861
There's only like three posters?
>>1045864
>Hilarious and original
>>1045866
ROSE WARNED HER ABOUT THOSE STAIRS
>>1045856
I'm.in a goddamn car!!!!!
>>1045661
>>1045866
Good job, anon!
Cute Garnet
>>1045783
¿Yea, u got a prob with dat bud?
>>1044834
>Pearl would be the one to take issue with it.
Because she developed a secret liking of him.
"Pearl, Steven is really upset about what you did. Why did you do it?"
>She can't even look Greg in the eye.
"We've had our issues in the past, Pearl. But this is now. If there is something you need to say, just say it!"
"I hate you so much."
>Greg crosses his arms, filled with disappointment.
"You may be older than me, Pearl, but you still act like a child."
"SHUT UP!"
>Greg steps back, holding his hands up semi defensively.
>Pearl covers her eyes.
"Rose loved you, even knowing it meant her end. You took her from me... but you gave me Steven."
>Greg lowers his arms, beginning to understand.
>Pearl laughs a little.
"Steven is who he is because you raised him. Everything Steven is, is because of you and Rose."
>She makes eye contact with Greg.
"You're a good parent. Better than I could ever hope to be."
>She holds herself.
"I hate you for..."
>She shuts her eyes, her voice lowers.
"... for making me like you for it."
>Now Greg understood why she wrecked his date.
>He laughs out loud, trying to lighten the mood.
"HA! The loose salt shaker was a good touch."
>Pearl looks up slowly.
"I learned it from Steven."
>Greg rubs the back of his head.
"Well, he got that from me."
>Silence.
"I'm sorry, Greg."
"She was a bit rough for me anyway. You did me a favor."
>Pearl walks away.
"Goodnight Greg."
"Pearl wait!"
>She looks back.
"If you ever want to, just talk. I'm always around. I'll talk to Steven tonight."
>Pearl wipes her eyes, and musters up a smile.
"That would be nice."
Whose backstory is going to be sadder? Lapis' or Jasper's?
YOUR NEW NEW FAVORITE SHOW TOMORROW AT 5:00!
http://jigokuhana.tumblr.com/post/137643368234/just-a-little-doodle-comic-about-how-bb-ravens
>>1046004
Lapis hands down dude.
>>1045983
We're already in a toilet. What difference would it make?
There's more posters at all of the other threads? What the hell!?
>>1045993
moar
>>1045868
Pretty good. She's already earned their trust and surveyed their defense capabilities.
>>1046027
I'm just wondering why there's only 4 posters here, but there's more in the other threads.
>>1046004
Jasper, she was in the first war and she had friends to lose. Lapis never had any friends judging by her attitude.
>>1046009
>This single comic is better then the current show the characters are from.
GG
>>1046070
So we've all lost our minds then. Good to know.
>>1045983
No!!!!!!
why wont my ship become canon?
>>1046009
That's an unusual comic.
>>1046087
>>1046137
Oh, I guess I shouldn't be complaining then that they're using those threads.
>>1045225
Op here. As if I didn't know that already, the quiz is ez
>>1046004
>yfw all the real hate and anger inside Malachite is from Jasper, not Lapis
>Jasper was so close to getting revenge against Rose Quartz, who personally killed many of her friends
>Jasper returned home after the Rose Rebellion as a decorated hero
>In moments of rest, she was forced to walk her own bloody footsteps again and again in her minds eye
>constantly watching her friends and fellow troops get torn apart
>To have come so close to revenge, to justice, to closure, and to have it all ripped away at the last second
>Malachite is what they call the fusion, but hatred, thy name is Jasper
>>1046087
The designs are pretty good considering others of it's kind.
The artists SU crossovers are hit and miss, though.
Any simple draw requests of the human characters?
>>1046171
No, the hate the keeps Malachite is shared by them.
>people actually want to fuck malachite
what're you fucking faggots?
what're you fucking 4channers?
>>1046190
Buck
>>1046052
There's 79 people here, we're on page 4, I think you are reading the numbers on the left bottom side wrong
Do you want something?
>>1046190
DJ Sour Cream
>>1046195
Yes to both
>>1046201
Oh. Then I guess I'm just stupid.
>>1046185
The middle one looks like starfire
>>1046009
hey, Steven Universe is solid gold. Teen Titans Go is shit. So a gold-coated shit is at least golden, right? And when there's no more gold to find, a gold-coated turd is at least gold.
>>1046190
Ronaldo crying
>>1045087
>>1046217
Well, at least you learned something, have a Lapis
>>1046185
Another good crossover from this artist.
The main problems are the masculine gems for the male characters, but it's a nitpick since they are still alright or great looking, albeit a largish nitpick.
>>1046243
Thank you based anon.
>>1046221
>>1046190
Vidalia and Old Vidalia smoking.
......
>>1046190
Barb and Greg on a date at Fish Stew Pizza. Preferably with Gunga, because she is adorable and I love her.
>>1046271
I suppose it matters little as Gems can look like anything they want
.......:3c
>>1046278
you would say that randy
fuck off
Rewatching Tiger Millionaire
Has Steven gotten pinker as the series progressed?
>>1046311
You dun fucked up that link buddy.
>>1045540
don't doubt my jew money ,you fuck
>>1046356
Get out, homostuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR646C8YDQw
Imagine this with Greg
Do you think the homeworld gems have better memes than earth? Do you they have better meme? Have they outlaw them? Are they taboo? Share your interpretations pls!
>>1046369
seems so, huh?
some skin colors indeed have changed (such as Garnet's)
Post the cheeto
>>1046447
home world has no mems, no entertainment, you are to be a fucking Drone unless you're upper class
>>1046540
Can we make a new thread? Cause this one is pretty slow.
Do the gems know what racism is? Do you think Garnet's ever been the subject of a racist attack?
>>1046592
Pearl most certainly has.
>>1046586
Finish the image limit.
>>1046540
>>1046592
They don't really have races, so no racism. A fuckton of classism though.
THERE IS NO FOOT
>>1046395
what's it like being that sleezy
>>1046627
Pretty good.
DIPLOMACY HAS FAILED!
>>1046540
Did someone say best gem?
>>1046646
NO MERCY FOR THE WICKED
RAIN FIRE UPON THE SINNERS
>>1046200
>Buck
Here's your buck-buck-buckaw
Taking requests, don't even care is lewd, Actually you know what? Lewd give me a fucking lewd request.
i dont want to be alive anymore
>>1046646
>wonder eyes
I think the line is "wonderize"
>>1046681
>tfw november
FUCK
>>1046675
jasper kicking lapis in the vagruba
>>1046672
Thanks!
>>1046685
knowing that game its proabably both.
>>1045616
Yes I agree completely
If you want camwhoring go to /soc/
>>1046675
jasper spreading her ass
>>1046675
Any gem of your choice goes into a store and robs the place.
With a children's water pistol
>>1045943
Do you have four arms?
>>1046680
at least stick around for the next bomb
>>1046718
im not sure but I think that's already been done with lapis?
>>1046681
I'm a peridot!
Anyone have those racist peedee comics/images?
>>1046680
good
nobody wants you alive either
>>1046745
I'm so sorry
>>1046714
what you wana see her pooper or her attempting to spread em?
>>1046681
>Opal for October
>>1046738
I was trying to make it as innocent as it could be but nothing else came to mind besides a non-gun related object.
>>1046769
Just her spreading her orange butt cheeks
>>1046675
Gem of your choice with this body type and spreading their ass.
Or bimbo Garnet.
>>1046681
this is shit and it also varies with time of birth and where you're from
don't you wanna ask us our zodiac sign as well while we're at it?
>>1046675
Steven and Connie making love.
show me something that'll make me smile
>>1046592
Knowing Garnet she would either kick their asses or just intimidate them by using her future vision.
>>1046792
peridot
i dare you
>>1046782
Well she's had to deal with your racism now.
>>1046675
You're not a drawfag.
I've seen this exact same time of post around 5 times and the requests never, NEVER get delivered.
>>1046681
>Born in August
Ah, what a time to be alive.
>>1046794
N-no.
>>1046802
>>1046826
Hot
>>1046826
Horrific.
>>1046813
Maybe somebody is trying to frame xman
>>1046826
Cute
>>1046826
Hurling rn
>>1046681
>Ruby.
Fuck you.
>>1046826
These are on anuses?
>>1046807
But she does look black.
>>1046857
no they grow on your tongue sometimes it sucks
>>1046852
Yep, your a ruby alright?
>>1046826
3rd one is best hemorroid
>>1046857
Would you rather have a harem full of Rubies, Jaspers, or Pearls?
>>1046756
Here
>>1046675
Jasper with a big dick bulging in her uniform.
>>1046885
Peri's
>>1046885
I'd rather have a harem of husbandos
>>1045210
>I can't be the only person writing Greg/Pearl shit.
[spoiler]I kind of want to, I just lack time. On day[/spoiler]
>>1046885
neither
>>1046813
im sorry anon what are you saying now?
>>1046885
all of them so i can set them free
slavery is bad yo
>>1044907
Wachu mean?
>>1046894
just write oneshots or scribble them
your ship wills it
>>1046903
who is that suppose to be?
Connie's mom?
>>1046903
Ugly. You obviously did it so you wouldn't got caught
>>1046916
its jasper im no where near done i jut wanted to tell the anon its being worked on.
>>1046903
Is that Opal?
>>1046903
my "a faggot" what?
>>1046930
Anon what's your mother tongue?
>>1046930
lookin good senpai
>>1046930
X-Man is of the spanish nature I believe.
>>1046903
Is this the magic school bus?
how do i get inspired artistically ?
>>1046944
english, unfortunatly.
here ya go, whether you like it or not.
>>1046964
kill more powerful artists and consume them
>>1046964
Booze. Sometimes drugs, But mostly booze.
>>1046964
you shove a pencil up your ass just like good ol picasso
>>1046984
This one is also a fake. I'll take your requests right here everbody
>>1046889
This one will be fun.
>>1046968
Then are you drunk or something?
>>1046985
I think they meant good art.
>>1046778
>>1046738
>>1046718
It has indeed been done before
Too be fair she might actually pull it off with a water gun, just like Magneto would fuck your shit up with just a steel marble
>>1046970
Disgusting
>>1046998
no just a dark keyboard in a room with no light.
>starting a thread with Onion
of course it'll get deleted
>>1046994
He's a faker. Give me your requests
>>1046994
Fake.
>>1046994
That's exactly what a fake drawfag would say!
I'm onto you, and for the good of this thread I'll take a crack at them.
>>1047012
That explains it.
>>1047018
Fake and gay.
>>1046792
>this body type
what body type? that's just a duck face attached to an ass
Hmm..
>>1047022
fakey-faker
I'll take over from here, boys
>tfw nobody believes im drawing the jasper thing anymore.
>>1047064
Anon who requested it here
I believe in you
>>1047064
dude I got it, don't worry. I'm on my way to the store to get drawing supplies
>>1047007
Yeah that's the exact one i was worried about being called out on for requesting.
>>1047064
How dare you!? I'M drawing the Jasper thing, NOT YOU! FAKER!
>>1046994
Fuk u
>>1047150
Shit, you gotta teach me how to steal photos.
>>1046970
>stuffing
hot
No one can be trusted!
>>1046234
>Ronaldo crying
Here you go, anon.
Barely beat image limit.
>>1046970
I thought I hated this fetish. Thought.
>In this fucking thread:
>Fake x-men
>>1047150
Did you get this from dA or something?
>>1047185
Nice final image.
New thread?
Is everyone a drawfag now?
S-should I start drawing my own shit too?
>>1047227
yea, i have been studying for a year but i recently lost time and stagnated
>>1047227
Next Edition: Revenge of the Drawfag
>>1047223
Thanks, i made it myself.
>>1047166
What?
>>1047181
if you been around long enough in /sug/ this has happend a total of 4 times to him.
>>1046964
what do you mean? in one sense i haven't felt inspired ever with my drawing (i have with my shitty characters but only because i use them to blog about it)
>>1047176
Aww. Thanks, anon!
>>1047150
nigga, get a scanner! nice art btw.
>>1047265
i'm a hobbyist so i don't strive for perfection but i learn the traditional way, by stagnation i just mean i'm going stale because it's been a while since i have practiced
>>1047227
No, but because we're a thriving fandom our generals get frequented by a lot of them. 10+ probably, I'm not even on enough to see them all between uni and family. I couldn't list them all.
dear god someone make a new bread
>>1047301
I know right!?
>>1047322
Fuck you.
>>1047328
Crap, if only you were faster and did a better job on your OP post. That drawfag titled thread is going to be hell.
>>1047359
It still can be recycled.
I don't like forced puns in the edition
and just /sug/ is enough since that's all you put in the search box
and the rest of the links are unnecessary
>>1045326
nothing. Never kissed anyone.
>>1046885
>Harem of Jasper
>Body Guard and you can fuck em
>>1047411
>the rest of the links are unnecessary
Eat a bag of cocks you jizz huffing faggot.
>>1048120
My, someone's on their period
>>1047227
It's actually pretty calming if you take your time friendo. I spent about 3 hours painting a pearl the other day and I don't know fuckall about drawing/anatomy/painting
>>1046681
diamond
bow bitch