/sug/ - Steven Universe General (albeit in /trash/ because jew mods)
Am I doing this right edition because I'm just cutting and pasting tbqh
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>Season 1 and 2:
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Put something on this shitty 1080p yellow diamond
That westaboo artist is probably the biggest Steven fan there is.
First for young Greg x Pearl love.
I don't know, I just watch the episodes normally, I never listen while watching, though I reckon some loud, intense piano could improve things in battles.
I don't know desu, try some things out and report backm
oh holy shit
The Cluster's first encounter with Garnet.
Starting at 2:54
See my eyes, I can hardly see
See me stand, I can hardly walk
I believe you can make me whole
See my tongue, I can hardly talk
See my skin, I'm a mass of blood
See my legs, I can hardly stand
I believe you can make me well
See my purse, I'm a poor, poor man
Will you touch, will you mend me Christ?
Won't you touch, will you heal me Christ?
Will you kiss, you can cure me Christ
Won't you kiss, won't you pay me Christ?
Until proven otherwise, Indexer has shown himself to be a NEET living with his parents.
that makes you as bad as him, if not worse
But... but... no Gem left behind.
Seriously, Sugar, make it happen.
Not a drawfag but someone did draw Greg as Eddie
I post images I know indexer has a larger version of and nwver replace mine just to spite him
watch, he'll post the one with the shitty mouth that completely defeats the purpose of the image. not only that, but the mouth looks like he drew it on with MS Paint, it all around looks like shit but he continues to post it to sate his crippling autism.
it's sad in a way, being trapped in the body of one so pathetic, if only he'd give in to his temptations of sweet release.
YOU FOOL RONALDO
YOU'VE KILLED YOUR ONE CHANCE AT TRUE LOVE
It was by Idlecum, entitled "Pearly Gates". 60 pages.
Too bad he's known for never finishing.
Pearl getting cucked by her only chance at true love!
Haha, good one, eh Pearl?
I'll post all the available sketches that were made.
Only chance? Oh please, Connie won't live for forever.
>still very little good porn of Older Greg and Pearl
I don't care if it's happy or bitter, I just want to see them fuck, damnit
I searched high and low for #pearlygates and the Patreon, but they just don't exist. That this has not been completed is one the biggest let downs for me.
In case you actually aren't aware what TTG is it's Teen Titans Go!
It was just CN trying to cash in on slapstick comedy and recognizable characters so they could sell toys and get ratings. And that's exactly what happened.
there is a decided lack of fire in the steven universe.
Not with all those details, and the source.
Really, read ALL of it.
HG is different. HG is an RP based community, it was fast on /b/, it was fast on /hga/ and it's fast here. It's gonna be fast until it eventually dies, and I hope that never happens.
It will buy you a good gun to kill yourself when you can't find happiness at all, money or no
And here's a bonus for your sad tunes.
ATTN: anyone who thinks $5 slices are a hoax
I will cherish your gifts, in return I have this song I was listening to when I requested it originally
okay but to be fair that looks like a nice sit-down restaurant and that presumably comes with something or is particularly large. That gay pride parade pic would have had that $5 be for a slice and a soda or something
>fine young man
>similar sense of intellectual humor
Isn't trash /sug/ cozy or what?
Less hassle, less non gem related shit
posting,more nsfw imagery.
Tell me why this trash /sug/ thing is a net bad thing again?
Maybe you should, it's pretty fun and tugs at the heartstrings
>YFW your significant other is stupid as a door
Explain to me the criteria of cozy then because I don't care about anything else but gems and I've been too desensitized to horsecock via the Internet to be offended at the rest of the board.
>a 13 year old was reading books in order on whichever cover looked the most interesting
>Connie has to continue reminding herself that he's magic so it's okay if he's stupid
So we're going directly into why pearl is an absolute and utter wreck if she's ever given any quiet time to sit and actually think about the situation she's in?
I'm ready to switch gears on a dime when it comes to pearl suffering bruv are you ready?
It's important to have a healthy diet anon, and at this point this is as good a place as any to discuss it
Posting next best ship.
If you aren't emotionally mature or "intelligent" then your boring,most likely offensive without thinking of the context of the things you're talking about,and easily rused by people that know your slow on the uptake in that aspect.
>follower of Yellow Diamond
>literally pledged to the lemon colored gem
Best and canon ships right here
>people like me
>I can read books
Everything looks ok to me
Actually, the phrase is "the LOVE of money is the root of all evil".
Money has it's purpose, we do need it, but we should not live for it. The love of money can potentially drive us to do underhanded or terrible things for it.
The point of the phrase is to have a BALANCED view of money.
I could always just say something to the effect of ramming my cock down your throat until throw up would that suit you better?
Like I said, if you're not emotionally intelligent you have things happen to you like failed marriages,broken relationships,bad interactions with people. And most of it would be you're own dumb fault!
Have fun decoding all that!
>There's not enough gems to like/love each other even with lapis and jasper redeemed
Who'd get cucked
japser is best
nah, I get what you mean, but that shirt's nipple and frontal breast curve area are completely off from where the cleavage shows her breasts are. So the shirt is either starched into an artificial breast shape, or just out of sight her prehensile breasts are hanging a left and poking out from her body
it was probably just meant to be some sort of fabric that loosely holds its shape, and is hanging off her shoulders more because she is leaning forward, and her breasts are sort of loosely hanging below the shirt. It's a bit hard to get it across. I didn't draw it, but I really enjoy the artwork, and that's how I've always intepreted
God, please no.
There is only one hope
I want Greg to impale me with his long murderdong while he ejaculates all over my slowly dying body
why the fuck does everyone try to force heterosexual relationships onto pearl? I'm not even some "down with cis" tumblrite, I just feel like that's really weird when she is the gayest character on television not played by jane lynch
Except the Mayor is gay for Greg
>Not expecting Lapis
Fucking delusional some times.
Implying she wouldn't eventually pursue the one who was closest to Rose.
Their love for Rose is definitely a bonding point, the seed to relieve each others loneliness.
The same reasons tons of people force straight fictional characters into gay relationship.
I only ship rose/pearl because it's canon.
They're beautiful and horrifyingly tragic. No complaints here.
I am actually surprised but confused, there is actually A SU community......on G+.
And I thought nobody uses G+ but some how people do use it.
G+ itself is filled with kids that have severe autism and the biggest egdelords I have even seen.
Anyways, the mods themselves on the SU community are not bad but the users are fucking terrifying.
Its starts good if you are at the top of the page. But once you start to go deeper and deeper, you are going to find the most cringeworthy shit you ever seen, and I can't tell you what that is, you will need to find out yourself.
Why am I telling this? Because I can, and also because I am a lowlife piece of shit.
No, it's fine. Constructive criticism helps me a lot because I can't always realize what I'm doing wrong. I need to practice more, anyway.
I want to tickle that foot.
Pearl? Gay? you mean the shota monster?
Her sexual harassment on steven and her love/hate relationship with greg tell me you are wrong. obvious tsundere pearl is obvious.
That's the spirit, anon.
How about fucking everyone, always. murdercock dude, murdercock
personally I ship Greg and Barb. They're appropriate ages, she's large, she's enthusiastic, she's seemingly single, and then Sadie and Steven would be step-siblings. Plus we'd get to see Steven and possibly Pearl have to go through a whole "what about Rose's memory" thing. I think Steven would be fine with his dad finding someone, but he could also be conflicted about what slight family construct he had breaking apart. And Greg wouldn't have to live in his van anymore!
>be 5'8" manlet
>see all that jasper pictures from last thread
>want to have a tall 6ft GF again but will never have
>live out my fantasy in blade and soul by making a huge amazonian warrior
I just want a tall gf guys
Common sense != Good sense
And also, if you had emotional intelligence you'd relay on your gut rather than what people think it's right.
It's almost as if I were talking with a teenage girl here.
I think it was cute that Deedee tweeted this pic.
you're the faggot
not even girls worry that much about their height, even if they are 5/10 at best
my mother's boyfriend is barely 5`4 and she's a solid 5'10 and they've been together for more than 6 years
the key? it was his self confidence
but you just keep lurking on the hate manlet threads in here and the bodybuilding forums and squirming on your own insecurity, you big faggot
Oh hey! That's drawn by BZ.
I'm 5 feet tall, feel yah bro, but from my point of view, you are faggot
I will forever love x-men for drawing this for me
heyo, drawfag here. gimmie somethin' to draw
pref garnet or pearl but i'll do whatever.
pic is something I did for /co/
>someone posting my greentext.
I can't be the only person writing Greg/Pearl shit. Beachglass? daterape?
Anyway, sorry to disappoint you. It really did start off as hatefucking, it just turned into something else as it progressed.
Doesn't mean I won't do any unrelated hatefucking shorts, so keep an eye out if you think I'm a decent writefag.
Jasper being cute and nice with Steven and not a complete dumb brute for once
The slices would be huge I'm betting. I've been to plenty of other places that have $5 slices.
This was 10/10 pizza BTW y'all. Sauce was maple syrup with cheddar, apples and bacon. Believe in the $5 slice
You're not being serious about this, are you?
W-What do I put, /sug-trash/?