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>>77272578
This is the thread.
HARDY WORK
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DC is going to miss weight isnt he
>>77277780
See I'm in your head and she's not underage in Britain
Pussy.
>>77280099
Did you take any pictures at the UFC fights last night?
>>77280130
heem isn't your friend
>>77280163
literally cringed
fayvwit feemayuhl fytuh
>stacked AF ufc this weekend
>RIZIN this weekend
So fuggin happy lads
>>77280235
>lads
cringing
>>77280099
>July is already almost over
Goddamn, time flies when you're working.
>>77280313
no one cares about you working
>>77280313
*portions time off*
>>77280182
>>77280299
>>77280367
you upset lil fella?
Who is your favorite woman MMA fighter? Be honest and objective in your answer.
Who is your favourite UFC woman fighter?
who should cynthia fight next inside the squared circle?
>>77280478
literally who
>>77280395
cringed
For me its Heather and i wrote a poem for her
Like thunder crashing over the shore, I will always love you more. You are the air that I breathe, the language that I speak. You are the lyrics to my song. You're the one to whom my heart belongs. And though we are worlds apart, you are always in my heart
HARDY WORK!!!
>>77280478
>Naming your son Colby
what's the most effective way to neutralize a single leg takedown attempt?
>>77280552
Jumping over the opponent and do a 180 degree turn as you're right over their back. And then take their back.
which ufc fighter with at least 3 wins this year should be voted figher of the year?
JON, YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.
I AM A GOOD PERSON.
Michael Dukakis
which female ufc strawweight that made her debut this year should get the next title shot?
>>77280625
can't wait for that fat fuck to get retired
>>77280661
Daily reminder Bones will heem Daniel "Double Cheeseburger" Cormemer inside 1 round!!
What's your favorite BPS fight of all time?
>>77280658
Chan mi Jeon
>>77280703
>Hating someone because they're a good person.
Edgy faggot highschool metalheads need to be gassed.
>>77280703
good pic. pretty acurate actually!
>>77280703
Not really a fan of Jones but your pic still makes me chuckle
>>77280703
>Daniel is in love with the narrative
Bones hit it right on the head here
weidman is a fag
>>77280762
Honestly DC stopped that shit a while ago when he said he's "embracing the heel". He genuinely seems more composed with this shit now, even got at Jones sometimes which I think surprised him.
I feel like he's genuinely more focused on the W, not the hate
Does Chris like to watch?
>>77280802
>Honestly DC stopped that shit a while ago when he said he's "embracing the heel"
Buddy just last fucking night they showed an interview of him and bones and DC was wearing a patterned shirt with the fucking top button done up
no tie
buttoned right up to the top
>>77280703
this is the only good image posted on /heem/ this year
>>77280808
Yes, and Charlie applauds if he gives her a good rogering
>>77280849
Yeah but his heel stuff is not really him, I guess it's more his way of dealing with it and it seems to work.
Compare DC now to that Summer kickoff conference where he was saying all sorts of stupid shit and calling himself a pussy. He seems to handle it all better, I don't think the narrative is really his focus anymore, he sort of let go
>>77279796
Someone needs to sit BJ down and explain to him how he may die from the amount of beat downs he is getting. I am scared for this lil man.
>>77280899
>STRONG ISLAND
>>77279796
goat
>>77280932
wonderpedo
>>77280808
Stephen Thompson isn't attracted to women
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVTUo6UAKwI/
>>77280949
I don't chest tattoos on girls...her's ain't bad.
>>77280949
she is going to fuck up that russian sloot
>>77280992
Any idea who is may fight next? I enjoy watching him fight.
>>77280099
fuck you for not screaming still my boy during the earlies last night
im doing the August calendar and it looks bare as fuck. Anybody have any other calendar layout examples i could base the heem calendar off of?
i'd also like to put fighter birthdays on the calendar but idk how to work all of this in without it getting cluttered?
07/31 - Aljamain Sterling, Joseph Benavidez, Thomas Almeida, Uriah Hall
08/01 - Gegard Mousasi
08/02 - Nick Diaz
08/03 - Ben Nguyen, Neil Magny
08/04 - Ray Borg, Bryan Caraway
08/09 - Alexa Grasso
08/10 - Randa Markos
08/13 - Demetrious Johnson
08/16 - Tecia Torres
08/07 - Leslie Smith
08/10 - Kevin Randleman
08/11 - Joe Rogan
08/18 - Sergio Pettis, Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Gian Villante, Miesha Tate, Chris Lytle
08/19 - Krzysztof Jotko, Stipe Miocic, Julianna Pena
08/24 - Dan Henderson
>>77281056
Tell us about your UFC experience last night
>>77281036
Masvidal supposedly
>>77281056
That doesn't look bare at all
It doesn't need to be needlessly cluttered with stuff people don't care much about.
The events are good and as long as they're on, I'm happy. Don't overdo it lad
>>77281056
>>77281056
>Volkov Vs Struve
That can't be the headliner, right? Wtf?
>>77281066
Oyyyyyyy thats a good fight
>>77281056
Ask your psychiatrist for an Abilify calendar, and Home Depot for a rope.
>>77281093
Yes
And it's preceded by Reneau-de Randamie in the mother of all wtf fights
remember when the calendars weren't shit?
>>77281121
No
No that can't be the co main. This can't be right. Something else HAS to be added to that card. I assume it's Fight Pass only? It has to be
>>77280347
Wait...this tired sluggish bum is going to box?
Sad
>>77281163
Remember the original picksbro who wasn't a faggot?
>>77281056
August is a barren month. MayMac stealing all the business.
It's almost as if promoters knew or something.
>>77281037
i did
>>77281024
let's hope so
>>77281169
i miss OG picksbro
Has Ngannou blacked her yet? Itty bitty white boi Caraway couldn't satisfy a real woman.
>>77281186
I'm unironically more excited for Volkov vs. Struve than MayMac.
>>77281187
don't you lie to me you son of a bitch
>>77281187
how much were the tickets?
>>77281206
Fucking Canada
>>77281138
Supposedly it's on FS1 bu it screams FP like Singapore card earlier this year. There are a couple slots left open on the main card so I think you're right, but it's still a very odd main & co-main
>>77281201
she's not white she's jewish
>>77281056
Aug 18 Titan FC 45: Araujo vs Capitulino
Aug 19 Polaris Pro: Polaris 5 London
That's on fightpass schedule
>>77281232
Racist faggot white zilch cuck loser nerd fuck you don't talk to me like that
>>77281252
post your guns you blathering incompetent
>>77281237
i found the fightpass schedule once but i couldnt find it again. can you link me brosef?
>>77281256
No thanks you statist cum stain dweeb.
>>77281056
What's the hourly pay for putting this kind of thing together?
>>77281229
That's bizarre. Honestly looking at it we're getting quite a few main events that don't really have the star power, or even the ranking to carry the card. Seems much more common now than before.
Maybe it's the result of the UFC trying to stack PPV cards this year with the absence of a big star? We didn't have these sorts of main events just one year ago.
It's not that they're really bad fights either, it's just Main events are generally higher profile and bare more significance to the higher rankings
How would Andy Sixx do in the octagon?
Why are reruns of americas funniest home videos literally more popular than live ufc events?
>>77281284
Initially he would probably have to swallow his pride and taste defeat, but inevitably he would log some wins.
>charles oliveira is good
>>77281257
If you subscribe go to the live events page, scroll all the way to the bottom, and click on "show full schedule." It will show you the tentative schedule for the full year. It's close enough that the August schedule should come up automatically.
>>77281290
because liking Cage Fighting as a sport is like appreciating Stripping for the Acrobatics
>>77281360
He's low-key doing very well against top opponents
>>77281273
Something like Lobov-Swanson or Holm-Correia main eventing would have been unthinkable a year and a half ago. It's hard to say going off of memory, but I wanna say that the overall cards are pretty much the same with a huge drop in the quality of the main events. It probably doesn't help that the overall roster is thinning out
>>77281369
really made me think
>>77281380
It's also weird because the UFC is arguably more mainstream than it's ever been, yet UFC on FOX ratings seen to be declining, and apparently yesterday's card was an all time low, including DJ.
And the thing is, that was a good main event too. I'm not sure how this recent trend of poorer main events started but I think it should stop. WME need to try and do something to build the UFC brand and weak main events aren't going to help
>>77279796
Personal life
Curran is of Samoan, Hawaiian, Irish and German descent.[7]
>>77281297
After he logged his first couple wins I can see him streaking into the top 10 of a steamy and competitive 145 lb division.
>>77281446
TKO'd by Paige Vanzant
Armbarred by Alex Chambers
RNC'd by Felice Herrig
Lost to Jamie Fucking Moyle
>>77281446
Absolute mutt.
Is a guy like Vitor or bj gonna die after a fight one of these days?
Where my fellow /boners/ at??
>>77281446
good thing she's part german otherwise she would be a 0/10
Boxin isn't fightin, ye
>>77281484
If Melvin Manhoef is still kicking, those guys have a long ways to go before dying.
>>77281498
Right here nigga I hope the real champ throws this fat sack around and taps him in the 3rd.
>>77281420
Agreed. On paper it was a pretty solid card all the way around...perhaps some of the matchmaking issues are starting to take their toll. They put on a string of pretty awful PPVs earlier in the year, it might take a while to repair the damage
>>77281560
>>77281614
she's a big girl
DC beats jones via decision
>>77281560
>>77281614
Honestly I've been watching Jones older fights and even though I like DC, it'd be bloody great to have that monster back. Shame LHW is so thin now but still, what Jones is capable of is amazing
>>77281560
>cross
D R O P P E D
>>77281657
>>77281634
Nice delusion there, champ. Jones is gonna /heem/ this fake champ
>>77281657
Bet it all on the potatolad!
>>77281656
I think losing now to DC would be the best thing to happen to Jon.
Post your top three boys. If you have good taste you get to come in.
>>77281691
Current boys or all time boys?
>>77281634
DC is gonna beat his meat to the thought of giving Jon the succ
what are your thoughts on australian betting tips?
>>77281691
Teymur
Whittaker
Masvidal
>>77281749
I actually kind of think it's a joke at this point
>>77280750
how could you possibly know that dc is a good person? maybe the skeletons in his closet just aren't all out there like Jones' are
>>77281749
are they still betting tips if you do the opposite?
>>77281749
>taking Aussie posts on here seriously
We just shitpost on here lad. In reality we have more MMA knowledge than all you goofs combined.
>>77281749
If you believe bet the house on DC and let it ride on Conor
>>77281657
>cross
>meaning anything in 2017
>>77281657
Excuse me?
>>77281657
>>77281657
She's Brazilian they're all religious
>>77281762
Absolutely this. Jones is a man of God who has made his sins known to the world. If you read the Bible you'd know that a lot of God's boys were actually sinners too. King David, Adam, Moses, St. Paul, etc. Also DC lowkey looks like a rapist and a child molester.
>>77281758
I think it's been a bunch of LARPers for a long time like with Adan and LMAObud
>>77281635
where were they saying?
>>77281789
>>77281843
Joanna called Claudia ugly
>>77281830
I'm both of those people though lol
>>77281851
>with friend
K E K
E
K
its all blacked memes left and right until its your girl getting B L A C K E D
>>77281843
Both talkin shit in very very bad English so its funny.....and hot
>>77281869
Exactly
>>77281851
I....I don't get it
>>77281851
dudes got dat weidman eye
>>77281851
>when he hits you with the holly holm bedroom eyes
>>77281859
>>77281875
l-link?
imagine thinking roidshithole jacarrhea or brunshit were going to beat whittaker
howling
>>77281667
>>77281635
>>77281614
>>77281560
Does the man abs she has give her the man voice that comes out of her?
>thinking the Aussie's know nothing about fighting is a meme
I made a $500 bet on Weidman last night because I read through /heem/ picks and saw Australians overwhelmingly picked Kelvin. I'll be doing the same for now on, Australians are stunad.
>>77281762
DC cheated on his first wife and broke up their marriage hurting the kids
Towelgate
Punching Jon at that Press Conference
Fighters don't have to be good people but DC fucks up all the time ... he just doesn't cost us main events
>>77281912
>howling
kys
Schaub speaks on last nights card
Very well thought imo
>>77281912
Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>77281921
>visible abs make voices deeper
you must sound like a fairy princess then fat boy
>>77281943
Schaub is literally never wrong.
>>77281900
What is google?
>>77281952
i have a baratone voice that carries i could be an orator
>>77281950
lol fucking worthless zero
whittaker shitcanned all of them and your dumbass thought otherwise
you laughed at me but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IM LAAAAAAAAAAAUGHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>77281921
>>77281968
i dont care that you could give me oral you weirdo
>>77281943
was a good card "for sure" "my man" i'll be at the comedy club this wednesday night
>>77281927
Show proof or shut the fuck up faggot
>>77281921
>Man voice
Ah huh sure bud.
i also predicted max shitcanning aldo
muh leg kicks
muh famous gorilla burger mindset
muh neo footwork aldo
muh stance
fuck you racetraitor zilches you are everything wrong with this universe i know literally everything about mma
>>77281975
reported
>>77281943
honestly I saw next to no promotion on it and the back to back cards makes it hard for hype to build
not complaining I love it but it makes it easier to miss them
but its weird anyone feel like they really aren't promoting UFC 214? This should be a GOAT card and on paper the best this year by far yet I don't feel like I'm seeing all that much on it especially for a July PPV
>>77281972
Rockhold would strangle that can. Tell him to beat someone that isn't a grandpa. He wouldn't be able to.
>beating up old men
>somehow makes him good
I spit out my drink and giggled at your stupidity.
>>77281900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxx2QVIpCIs
Here nigga
cody also embarrassed almeida you all owe me an apology
>>77281972
>this is the same person who calls others mentally ill for making graphics as a hobby
is nate diaz really that good looking or is it just because I have a weakness for bad boys xD
>>77282019
>>77282008
i dont give a shit what puke shithole could do you owe me an apology you fucking nobody you dumb fuck actually thought whittaker would lose to jacarrhea
howling right now
>>77281749
That is what everyone thought would happen though
>>77281943
He's not wrong. Last night was a great card, easily top five of the year, arguably top three.
>>77281943
Who is schaub talking to here? I'm assuming most hard core fans watched the fights last night
>>77282008
Whittaker would retire Rockhold
>>77282038
Thanks Literal Jim for stepping on my bit.
>>77282019
Calendarnigger is a fucking loon that admittedly took medication for his disease. He spams Mackenzie, Cynthia, and other various WMMA fighters and then ban evades.
>>77282033
God damn her and Jéssica Andrade could just take turns putting me in submissions for hours on end. I'd pay just for that.
>hes bragging about his picks
>he picked Gunnar
>>77282035
I picked Whittaker over both those fossils. Rockhold would strangle the life out of that fucking loser would get heem'd by any middleweight champion of any era. Bisping is not a champion. Take a hike loser.
>>77282014
>Wanting an apology from anyone on a sami reindeer herding and cloudberry gathering irc
>>77282076
no you didn't you suck you fucking zero puke shithole is garbage dont respond
>>77282087
I don't take orders from statist crustaceans like you. Your track record is spotty like your underwear and your breath reeks of dookie meat. I will enjoy the taste of your tears when Whittaker gets starched the next time he fights someone under 35 years old. Fuck you loser, I run this yard.
50 year old avocado shaped Jim Norton can do 15 pull ups. Literally more than any woman in the UFC.
>>77282150
>that video of tecia torres where she gives up after 4 and 1/2
>>77282072
If Gunnar actually wore his protective headgear he would've won!
Who let him in public without it
>>77282150
>>>/pol/
Kill yourself
Why do some MMA nerds think calling people casuals is an insult? I'm proud to be a casual. My time is precious I don't waste it watching every single MMA fight like some no lifing nerd. If you're not a casual you're probably a fat neckbeard who still wears his greasy tapout shirt from 2010.
>>77282181
do you lift at home or at a public gym?
>>77282181
4/10
Make it less obvious next time. You pretending to be a fucking idiot still makes you a fucking idiot. At least give honest predictions next event so we can make some dough.
>>77282141
durr hurr look at me im catchy im witty nobody cares you fucking blithering nobody i swear to christ i hate fucking blooooooooooooooooooooooooodyelbow tier faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggots like you that try to be quick in substitute of being a cum dribble of fascism on the face of humanity i wish i could fucking track you down as quick as i did calendarnigger please i literally do not caaaaaaaare bro
Australia give me your picks for UFC 214
>>77282174
why would i want to associate with those freedom hating fuck
>>77282174
Shut the fuck up, white devil
>>77282223
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
where were u when weidman out bantered bisping?
Origin of the word "heem". It's on wshh too. Over eight years strong.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfim9o
>>77282248
>>77282223
That's a lot of fascist talk there buddy, tracking me down, giving me orders. You're a closet fashy aren't you? I bet you pretend that political compass survey is BS. I'm keeping an eye on you, don't make me bash the fash in your hometown.
Theres a mentally ill guy amongst us
>>77282209
What's idiotic about that? Without casuals the UFC wouldn't even exist.
>>77282227
I'll do my 214 picks as if I'm Australian
>DC
>Maia
>Evinger
>Cerrone
>Oezdemir
>>77282280
We have a couple mentally ill people here.
>Coral Springs
>pickbro
>Spain
>dock elf
>scat spammer
Hello heem, this is where my vagina would be, if I had one
>>77282302
Picksguy is the o ly person that contributed regularly that I'm convinced isn't mentally ill
>>77282280
theres like 6 or 7 at least
>>77282321
>>77281056
>>77280761
Top kek at that comment
>>77282257
Bisping got out bantered by old man Silva who knows like 6 words in English
Bisping is the kid who was gifted the ball at recess and is trying to milk that power as long as he can while everyone else just wants to play already
Who is the hot Asian mma girl? The fighter and the ring girl need names on both quick
>>77281056
i offered that me and you fight on the 19, but thats taken up, so me vs calendernigger on August 12 ill tweet dana and ask him if he'll put it on fightpass
>>77282366
How's that a bad thing? Dude does something constructive consistently for heem like the Australian guy with the webms during events. There probably 3 or 4 people that contribute original content to heem and he's one of them. Good on them for making heem a little more bearable
>>77282313
Got the Ronda one?
>>77282227
>Jones
>Woodley
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa
I dare you to do the opposite of my bets, bud. Let's see if Australian MMA knowledge is really a meme or not
>>77282289
>Oezdemir
II think you'd be surprised
>>77282395
>not mentally ill
>making calendars with kevin randleman, joe rogan and randa markos' birthdays on them
lol
>>77282257
>1-3
>I'm the champ!
He bantered himself.
I could heem every here
>>77282431
heem yourself
>>77281222
Checked
>>77282411
Sounds like an mma calendar? You must really hate your life. Why do you come here? Seriously
>>77282441
mad? :^)
anyone think almeida won that? rivera didnt do shit with the takedowns and almeida landed the more significant strikes in the second and third rounds.
>>77282457
no you
>>77282451
not him but there really is no point to have random fighters birthdays on the calender
>>77281498
Present
>>77282469
i think you'd be surprised
>>77282508
>this faggot again
>>77282518
You want some?
Just got heemed by a jab lads. Say something nice to me
>>77282537
it's time to retire lad.
>>77282534
id heem all three of you faggots
>>77281691
>Favorite
Jones
Cowboy
Nunes
Fellas I'm a little worried.
Lately I've been seeing Gooby spammed a lot on /sp/ and he's even being brought up in some other internet communities that I frequent. I'm a little scared that they're gonna try and take our boy from us.
>>77282579
Conor McGregor was never my boy.
>>77281774
>Trick on you I was only retarding to be pretended
>>77281691
Reem
Reem
Reem
>>77282579
fuck him
dont forget to hide stubs
>>77280235
>That one American that says lads and mate
>>77282630
>>77282643
>>77282652
Springsperg has gone off the deep end this time
>>77282411
>Randleman
Too soon. Also I have no problem with picks guy idk why he's triggered your autism so hard
>someone insults the spammer
>he gets mad
>starts talking to himself in progressively less coherent posts
>works himself into a frenzy
>starts spamming gore/scat
Every time. This guy belongs in an asylum.
Just an FYI,
you guys are major faggots.
>>77282727
This is unironically my favorite part of /heem/
faggots
>>77282727
>>77282742
And there's the next step, posting a "your mother will die unless you post faggot in this thread" thread on /b/.
This is why I'm proud to be a casual. Non-casuals are always mentally ill like the guy spamming gore ITT
Really makes you think.
>>77282717
Not me.
>>77280235
Why is his benis bleeding?
>>77282773
Mental illness at work.
Non-casuals take note. This could be you one day.
>>77282780
Where are you watching UFC 214?
>>77282719
its literally one guy. i used to think it was the old picksguy just salty that somebody is doing it better than him but now i think its just some retard that has nothing else to do
>>77282789
At my dads house with some family.
>>77282773
OFFICIAL HEEM SCHAUB FILTER
FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
COMMENT
/schaub/i
MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/hyPR3Ahu
>>77282821
It's just the IMG posters. The filter list is gratuitous.
>>77282790
I know it's one guy. Scatspammer hates the calendar bro and I can only imagine him phone posting screeching autistically
>>77282289
>Maia
>Oezdimir
>Cowboy
Those are all feasible, a true Australian pic would be Curran over Albu
>>77282839
Does he really use a VPN on his phone to spam scat? He has all that scat saved on his phone?
>tfw could controversially 48-47 literally every here in my home country
>>77282821
why would you want to miss out on quality shaub posts?
>>77282483
>>77282790
scatfag pls
>>77282860
>>77282227
jbj 60% decision 40% sub
tyron by ko ez
the man
cerrone 51% lawler 49%, tyron is onto his 3rd fight since slaying lawler so he's prob gunna get merked
manure ez
feel free to screencap for your autism post
>>77282885
thats some good mma analysis
>>77282792
How big is his TV? lol
wanted to give a shoutout to the guy who said Darren "The Human Retard" Elkins last night I have randomly giggled about that like 10 times since
>>77282912
It's a 60 inch nice TV. I only really ever order PPVs when it's a big event and my cousins and uncle wants to watch. They are all very interested in Jones/Cormier 2.
>>77282891
>tyron by ko ez
>tyron is onto his 3rd fight since slaying lawler so he's prob gunna get merked
>>77282891
I agree with this guy. He seems to know his shit.
>>77282891
Betting $100 on Maia
>>77282031
Why do some fighters at the end of there career look like like they had been hit by a train?
why did germaine derp randamie vacate the title just to fight a no-name at 135?
>>77282999
In case anyone wants a good kek
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/hughes/country/CA/
>>77282943
yeah i reread that and it was pretty shit sentence, but i'm sure you know what i meant, tyron has had 2 fights since lawler has fought at all and his third is on the same night
if this was lawlers third fight in the same time period i'd pick him but with a long layoff who knows
I came to the realization today that I basically have the same body as Daniel Cormier but a few inches taller. I'm now depressed. I don't think I'll ever look good naked.
>>77283039
Don't worry I'm sure your primary care physician has seen worse.
>>77283075
Thanks Janebro.
>>77283016
He must be hughes' bastard son or something
If Woodley puts on another Main Event stinker and loses is he going to get the Jake Shields treatment?
>>77282684
I didn't post that though...
>>77283132
Hughes is the GOAT leaf hunter with wins over GSP and Newton
how mad is yoel right now?
>>77283156
No question, the fights with Wonderboy might be enough on their own.
maia won't be able to take tyron down
he's going to face plant that faggot before he knows what's happening to him
>>77283216
The Australian agrees.
>>77283218
so does based ben askren
>>77280180
Who is this God??
>>77283184
Soldier of Whine.
>>77283014
>marion reneau is a no-name
nigga just say you dont follow mma and leave
>>77283218
maia got rocked by fuckin masvidal AND couldn't sub him, tyrons gunna wreck him
>>77283275
>>77283267
>>77283195
First one was good tho
>>77283291
why doesn't he drive to his house
>>77281691
Shogun
Showtime
Ruthless
only just realised it was Shane Burgos who had his ponytail heemed mid fight
>>77283275
aspen lard will never fight in the ufc lol
>>77283301
Honestly I thought both were pretty good, tense fights at the time although they don't really have any replay value. But the perception that they were boring is out there which is all that counts.
>>77283275
lol Ladd is never making 115
>>77282534
>>77282508
Why are you pretending to be an ultimate fighter contestant?
He's right you know
>>77283329
you sure about that?
>>77281691
>>77283337
good thing she fights at 135
>>77283343
nunes v pixels
what the fuck is his problem?
PUNJABI PRISON GOING LIVE BROS
>>77283353
lol that's one of her sisters not her daughter, i know surprising for an MMA fighter
>>77283374
what face is this?
>>77283335
Woodley sucks in 5 round fights he fights a boring pace and is happy hand fighting against the cage for 23 minutes
If he can't get you into that stupid sprinting stutter step he does he just sits there
him vs Maia will be one of the more boring decisions on record cap this
>>77283392
thats the joke
>>77281691
Cirkunov
Dad Kelly
The red king
Can I come in?
>>77283335
I did too actually. I can understand why the casual fan would be bored.
>>77283346
Only 3 boys can come with you, the other one is cut from the UFC. Who do you leave behind?
>>77283343
OMG IS THAT REAL???!?!??
>>77283275
yknow this made me realize I don't know a lot of fighters.
I don't blame that guy for not knowing this person though, I didn't either
Sure I remember this fight vaguely now, but why spend any time thinking about it
>>77283405
You're a sick bastard calendarniggar
>>77283405
Are we posting bigg ladds?
>>77283405
https://www.instagram.com/niedzwiedzmma
same age as aspen lol
>>77283346
he said 3 dumbfuck
Rate my jitz calves
>>77283436
always B I G G L A D D time
>>77283450
her forehead fights at 135
also
>not even carrying guns while hiking
>>77283436
Ladd reminds me of every white girl ever that takes up power lifting for a few weeks because her boyfriend does it and suddenly their whole social media is all gym memes
>>77283458
her hands are lethal weapons
>>77283458
She must not have heard rogan talking about mountain lions in california.
>>77283469
megan with that jon jones reach
>>77283465
she actually started lifting because of YaYa tho
>>77283469
why do most tall women look masculine?
>>77283458
>>not even carrying guns while hiking
why are americans such pussies?
>>77283469
Isn't Megan the fighter with the weird school girl crush on Wonderboy.... should we tell her?
>>77283481
is her actual reach listed anywhere?
>>77283504
bears, mountain lions, other people with guns
>>77283374
he's an alpha male get over it
>>77283511
77.5"
>>77283402
It's only been about two months since the Masvidal fight, I think Maia will get knocked over if it goes past the first round
>>77283520
P U S S Y
>>77283506
yeah its really weird how she talks about wonderboy whenever he is mentioned. he'd get pussy on day one
Jones may be flagged for illegal substance
>just tweeted
>>77283532
>wonderboy
>wanting pussy
>>77281056
>i'd also like to put fighter birthdays on the calendar
>>77283523
listed where?
>>77283531
you don't have anything to worry about minus the mooslim invasion
>>77283538
>>77283549
i dont wanna just cram it into that current layout. i want to find a better way to layout the calendar. i just dont know how so i asked for advice. if not then i'll just leave it how it is
>>77283291
delusional cigar
Roids must have melted his brain
>>77283557
We'd settle it with our fists though not carry guns like scared bitches
>>77283558
P U S S Y
>>77283582
no you wouldn't you would die like the weakling we both know you are
>>77283291
punished yoel doing gods work little do people know its gods plan for him to fight bisping
>>77283565
I think it's too much with events on the same days. If you really wanna do the birthday thing a separate calendar is the way to go
>>77283556
don't see it listed on anywhere other than the obvious places like google and wikipedia
lol she dwarfs mcgregor
>>77283593
>muh I'd say that to your face but only with a gun and you'd have to come to my house though
PU SS IE
>>77283538
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>77283634
why are the irish so short?
>>77283538
I literally already bought my ticket and hotel room for 200 after he did that shit last year
If that did happen again fuck Jones for good
Although I would love to see Dana's face after reading that news
Can't sleep lads
>>77283725
>>77283643
>>77283560
sorry lads my english not so good i meant to say
>I just tweeted
sorry for the confusion
>>77283750
Go for a jog, helps me get to sleep
>>77281975
FINKLE
AND
EINHORN
>>77283764
Permanent sleep sounds quite comfy tb h
>>77283750
watch a ben askren fight
>>77283469
Megan is straight?
Most of these chicks end up with other mma fighters anyway don't they
Hard to picture her with some normal looking guy
Imagine introducing her to your family, they would assume you were gay
Unless she's in a bikini or something, she's got those thighs
>>77283750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoyNYBdaO5o
new champ camp
wonderboy where u at
What happens if your rolling and you get a boner? A lot of guys roll without cups.
>>77283814
idk what you mean. as long as you're taller than her and not a skeleton then she'd look normal next to you
>>77283857
Never had it happen before
>>77283286
betch is p4p best fighter in the UFC
>>77283857
uhh, unless you're rolling with a girl you might be gay. Has never happened to me.
>>77283855
I'm not watching 10 minutes of Woodley did he actually call out Wonderboy?
>>77283879
>>77283900
Yes but "if"
>>77283857
Same thing if you get a cut you get "blood time" to walk it off
I've seen it happen in high school wrestling
>>77283849
This is the exact moment max stole chois power
>>77283983
hahhahahaha
"sorry lads gotta walk off my boner"
>>77283863
yeah right, her frame is ridiculous and she is probably about 6'4" in heels
>tfw 511 manlet
>>77284006
Choi was never good.
>>77283923
No but he's training TDD with Askren
>>77284018
Worse in competition with the singlets on the ref will stop the clock and make the kid walk it off
injury clocks can go for 5 minutes but can you imagine being in a gym full of spectators in the stands all watching you try to get rid of your boner?
>>77283521
What an autistic post
So glad Kelvin ended his career
>>77284020
3/10 non-fighter
5/10 fighter
>>77281691
Mousasi
Shogun
Fedor
>>77284029
How bout I 49-46 you
>>77284020
lol wear boots
>>77284070
>wearing high heels
nah
>>77282885
Stann and Anik are killing the ratings.
>>77284070
>t. robert downey jr
>>77284020
im 5'10 and i only date girls under 5'3. there's somebody for everybody. did you see Gabi's boyfriend? she probably fucks the shit out of him
>>77284068
>49-46
>>77284020
shes so unlike a real person she has this uncanny valley attractiveness... anyone else feel that?
I can't put my finger on it but shes weirdly attractive
>>77284099
>ironmanlet
>>77284118
i find her to be pretty average
>>77283144
do you think all that money was worth getting CTE?
>>77283487
>>77282885
This>>77284098
Anik defo needs to be cut from the bigger cards, UFC underestimates the familiarity of rogans voice amongst casuals.
Stann also is guilty of sounding generic
>>77284151
yeah, Yaya totally looks like a man
>>77284118
what's so great about looking like any other girl anyway
She's a huge bitch there's a lot to like
>>77284113
t. dicklet
who takes bigger shits, Meeegan or Bigg Ladd?
>>77282727
*revs up sperg*
>>77283547
Wonderboy is a poofter? I can see it but where's the proof?
>>77284210
my dicks not even small. above average actually. short women's hands make my dick look like a monster tho so thats a plus
>>77284055
He has severe PTSD and CTE. Give him a break.
>>77284238
The proof is in the pudding.
>>77284248
you're arguing with science mate, men who like short women are dicklets
>>77283521
Tim is going to get Chris Kyle'd.
It's inevitable.
>>77284274
what do you know tubs lol
the only thing you know is how to lose money betting on MMA
>>77284274
i exclusively watch porn of tiny women taking massive dicks so that cant be true
>>77284235
asking the real questions here
Six days for DC to injure himself/Jones to get arrested
What are the betting odds?
speaking of tiny women, did we decide on if this is a good fighters body? all i know is muh dick
>>77284336
There is nothing appealing about those legs.
Bitch looks like Bushwick Bill.
>>77284336
she's dwarf from the belly button down
>>77284336
what the fuck are you asking
that's a fucking hot midget, but does it matter what kind of body a fighter has as long as she wins
All mma chicks could get it
line them up
>>77284353
i disagree for sure my man
>>77284259
So why don't we raid his Wikipedia and change his personal life segment and change it from "a practicing Christian" to "a practicing homosexual" and see how he reacts? Or does /sp/ not do raids?
>>77284394
same
>>77284402
He wouldn't react.
He's too busy playing frisbee with his extended family.
>>77284333
If DC got injured again would they strip him? Like how many more times would DC or Cain have to ruin a Main Event with injuries before they are cut
>>77284395
i want to cum in her hair, /heem/
think she'd be okay with that?
>>77284419
If someone on Twitter shares it with him he'd react. I'd he didn't say anything then I'd for sure believe it's true
>>77284438
JuJu or the Midget?
>>77284441
*if he didn't...
>>77284336
>thicclett
>>77284456
>>77284453
>>77284441
He gets hate mail all the time from tons of people and trolls I don't think he would care
>>77284485
>>77284476
B-but, teh lulz?
>>77284512
its sad that wmma is just gunna be about hot bitches soon rather than skills
at least lena keeps it classy unlike the other whores that get posted here
>>77284476
Why the fuck would Wonderboy get hate mail the guy is mayonnaise incarnate
>>77284560
Have you ever looked at a fighters media profile? Its like a YouTube comment section fucked a Yahoo Answers page on every single fucking post
Hell even Wonderboy half his instagram posts are filled with Woodley posting
I can't imagine having to deal with mma "fans"
>>77284553
They can't have girls that are only hot, it'll reflect poorly on wme if they only have the hottest girls fighting for titles. End up getting flamed for misogyny if the hotties can't fight
>>77284560
MMA fans are usually the lowest denominator of retards and mouth breathers and people use it as an excuse to be vicarious nationalists and racists.
Combine that with the type of people who commonly use social media.
>>77284617
has nothing to do with nationalism or racism you leaf cuck faggot
>>77284586
I was going to assume it was just a bunch of niggers shit talking him for getting beat by Tyrone or people bitching about how boring the second fight was. I'm assuming Conor's is going to be the same way after the Floyd fight but I doubt he'll be able to hear it over the sound of all his money
>>77284553
???
they still have to win fights
though I can't imagine how hard they will push the next hot girl who isn't just a fucking meme
>>77284600
rousey was attractive in her strike force days and she's the most dominate wmma fighter ever
of course lena will beat that streak
>>77284628
I mean you proved the point in your own post.
Good job stewpod buddeh.
>>77284617
I follow a few fighters on Instagram all I ever see are creepy fucks in the comments not really anything seriously negative
>>77284634
you don't understand privilege
>>77284652
not an argument you retarded cuck
>>77284659
>>77284553
There are plenty of forced meme fighters, but there are also successful strikers like JJ, Holm, Shev, Hardy, etc. transitioning from other combat sports because the pay is competitive for women. We may end up seeing a lot of depth over the next couple of years, especially with Invicta doing an excellent job as a feeder league
>>77284649
I dont even know who that is ivan. Only Russian female fighters I know are pic related and that 6'6" Ukrainian bitch who keeps calling out Gabi garcia
>>77284675
whats going on here, is Kailin stuffing her bra?
>>77284670
Saying things aren't a argument isn't a argument or counter point. You have to actually refute the point itself.
You're pretty stupid. As I said before.
>>77284658
Depends I'd say.
>>77284678
Hardy didnt look like much desu.
>>77284680
lena is the goat featherweight
>>77284631
Conor's is the absolute worst but he doesn't give a shit in fact he encourages it
McGregor is the shit posting king
>>77284689
Probably not cutting. But it could well be padded.
>>77284675
Look at the size of cyborgs head jesus christ
just a heads up, mods ban anybody posting wmma fighters that show more skin than a burka
>>77284692
you have no point
>MMA FANS R RETARDED RAYCISTS
no one even brought up nationalistic or racist comments except you with no evidence except the fact you are an over sensitive pussy. Now fuck off before i knock you out.
>>77284694
I'm not that high on her either, but she was a legitimate top-level boxer that made the jump. There's potential for someone even better to transition to MMA if the money is there
>>77284732
anyone else unironically excited for Cyborg?
she's a wrecking ball
>>77284692
Eh just looked at wonderboys didn't see anything too terrible just a bunch of guys asking him why he's ducking gamebred
>>77284739
Shes gunna keep rocking whoreish weigh in outfits and crush cans tho desu she will do okay
>>77284704
Goobys social media is shitposting at the highest form. I wish Instagram was bigger when Chael was trolling all of brazil that could have been legendary
>>77284734
You replied with a racist comment which confirmed the point. Anyway stop trying to LARP as a tough kid on the internet.
>>77284745
I don't know which ones would be bad. But I believe you that they're probably mostly average. Especially shitty comments probably get removed pretty quick.
>>77284765
never said anything racist you cuck faggot
>>77282384
Hello someone????
>>77284772
Rin nakai. There is no asian ring girl
>>77284768
Calm down LARPer.
>>77284772
michelle waterson
>>77284775
Lol not her I'll just keep trying google. There's a halfie ring girl
>>77284749
Hopefully Greece gets a job so we don't have to hear about it every 5 fucking minutes
>>77284783
That's her thank you. My mmafu
>>77284788
Arianna Celeste
>>77284775
What happened to the dont do nuffin bitch?
>>77284786
>Greece
>getting a job
pick one
>>77284807
>>77284799
Tate is the absolute worst
can they just nuke WMMA already?
>>77284822
Tates retired. She wasnt very athletic or skilled, just durable and good cardio/heart.
tfw we will never see Jorge at 155 behead Conor
I want to lick Clawja's mole
Btw can her ass in pic related be the goof for 214?
>>77284842
>>77284837
She had a good enough ground game to win the title
>>77284847
no but what should the goof be? Joanna? Nunes? Stipe? I feel like it should be a champion since its 3 belts on the card
>>77284842
Gambred would still somehow get split decisioned
>>77284863
Why do any of them deserve to be the pic instead of Claudia's ass?
>>77284870
#1 im not making the picks nsfw so i get banned for posting it.
#2 variety
I just watched JBJ or JRE from some time ago. gotta say, I was waiting for the moment he was going to get busted for something before this fight until now but he seemed pretty honest and clean there. Am I being rused? Is he no longer a cokehead?
>>77284881
Are the mods really that autistic about it? It's a picture of a butt
>>77284882
on JRE*
>>77284882
Never believe an addict
I'm deadly serious they are the best liars you will ever meet
>>77284882
I live in a town where a prominent gym that may or may not be affiliated with jones is. I also may know someone who saw him snorting coke at a party in the past few months.
>>77282384
ring girl is from phillipines
alot of fit young girls look good. hottest active ranked ufc women's fighter is probably julianna pena
>>77284883
i've been banned for way less. when i got banned for posting a webm of a knockout because it was off topic, i gave up hope on the mods
>>77284853
haha nice, he's so corny
>>77284869
He'd put a pace on Conor, Conor would gas and get finished badly
>>77284901
But I post that picture of her all the time and nothing happens
>>77284863
edgy but maybe Linkin Park singer because Maia
>>77284910
That's not bad
brand new
>>77284914
brand new
>>77284914
brand new
>>77284914
brand new
>>77284914
>>77284910
no
>>77283450
What is that chubby lil bitch boi thinking when he recognizes thathis sister is more man than him?
>>77284882
You do know him getting busted was a mistake right? USADA is only allowed to test for drugs in competition so he's probably still doing coke