/heem/

Chris Weidman

sucks dick.

Just kidding.

Not really.

Haha tricked you again, I was kidding.

Haha good one

No takesie backsies triple stamp it im chris weidman and im gay!

No, I'm Chris Weidman and I really really like women.

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GET

>>77272687
dee was impregnated by Ngannou

>>77272578
6 days until bones/dc
GET HYPE

>>77272317
>seriously choosing whitaker over any of the top 5 before the jacare fight
>already got heemed by wonderpedo
>then demanding credit on a chinese cartoon imageboard
kek
KEK

jacare/romero were merely your anti-boys, you deserve ZERO credit for being fueled such preteen feelings

>>77272757
>he thinks the fights still gonna happen

>Ortega an underdog
muh
>Knight an underdoh
muh
>Barao an underdog
Muh
>Cerrone an underdog
muh
>DC an 3.0 underdog
muh dikkkkkk

>>77272757
Wont get hyped until i see them inside the cage with towels, cocaine, and knee braces on hand in case of emergency

>>77272718
>making shit up
Typical leaf. Everyone knows Artem is the real daddy. You see Artem is Conors assigned NEET. Conor gives him an allowance, drives him to the store (Artem doesn't know how to drive), buys him clothes, takes him places. But Artem faps to Dee when she was sunbathing, and fapped to Dee's and Conors sex sounds. Eventually he had enough and tried to acost Dee but couldn't reach her. She took pity on him and let him bang. She let him bang. This was when Conor was away working hard as he usually is.

>>77272813

Cerrone is going to get murked

>>77272797
Lol this retarded zilch actually thought Roidshithole and Jacarrhea were going to win

How embarrassing

Last day of the Sumo tourney, could get a playoff if Hakuho somehow loses

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/live/

>>77272863
t.

bootyblasted whiteboi

>tfw you missed it live so you didnt get to take part in the memes

>>77272925
>calling me white as an insult

howling

jacarrhea and roidshithole are trash and you owe me an apology right now say sorry

>>77272951
Gonna need to see that picks image, friendo

cody embarrassed almeida and you retards laughed at me whose laughing now I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>77272926

I hope you at least get to make 214 next weekend... stacked card great memes... gonna be YUUUUGGEE

>>77273045
i dont make picks you bitch i make money

>>77273092
picksbro has a better job than 75 percent of /heem/ posters tho

>>77273092
Post slip

>>77273101
no he doesnt hes a college student hes not even 21 i bet

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Was watching the Wide Man card worth it? Was it at least better than 213?

weidman is a

Kelvin is shit without his weed

>>77273161
yep, his dad went full /myboy/ at the end

>>77273101
come on no one would do that shit unless they had absoutley nothing better to do, kids 19 max

I love the Weidman family they all drop everything and come from all over to support him

hell I think Wonderboy does weight cuts with him just so he doesn't have to do it alone

Like I know his Dad memes but he's just so amped up and proud of his son

Its kinda endearing desu

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>>77273057
does almeida have the cringiest weigh-in pic?

>>77273242
its was pretty cringey watching Chris hugging and kissing his wife and his dad was trying to join in or some shit

embeddeded when?

>>77273205
He was doing those glittery pictures which is a photoshop function. He's probably fighting boredom, a lot of people who work in design & IT end up sitting around for hours

t. Sysadmin that phoneposts at work all day

>>77273246
Almeida's record is fucking crazy, but I guess they're all zilches, considering his best win is Brad Picket and he got starched by Cody and Rivera.

>>77272877
>No more Sumo until September

:(

>>77272578
Lmfao rockhold ducking yoel for a wsof fighter. He knows branch has zero striking and wont touch his baby deleted chin.

Did Stipe corner Weidman? I know he cornered Gian

>>77273376
No

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Hope you all saw how delusional Chris is. Even when they showed the 1st round gadoosh he flustered his words trying to make out something about not being that badly hit.

>>77273392
Chris was never the sharpest guy even before he got heemed three times in a row.

>>77273376
I think he did. Didn't seem him myself, but Stann kept talking about how he was in his corner. I only remember that because he kept fucking up the pronunciation and it was pissing me off.

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Can't wait to see what Bisping has to say

>>77273392
Damn that punch turned him into little nog

Jon Jones vs Stipe Miocic is the real money fight, but only if Jones beats DC.

>>77272877
Based Hakuho winning a long bout and crushing the tournament, those other yokuzunas aren't on his level

>>77273439
Can jones make 185?

that could be interesting

>>77273392
>weidman_gets_a_quick_rundown_on_the_overhand_left.png

>>77273392
lol salty you bet on Gastelum I love it

>>77273459
Doubt that, Jones walks at 230 and lean

>>77273439

Jones at HW would be interesting I know his style relies on his frame and he would definitely lose some advantages

Also HWs knock each other out all the time why would he risk a KO reel?

>>77273459
Yee, I dunno. If he's cutting modestly at light heavyweight to probably walks around at about 220-240lbs. He'd be on death's door if he shredded down to 185. But Jesus, he'd be the longest, tallest dude there.

>>77273512
Well if he takes the belt off Cormier, he can get in on some of those double champ bucks and try to hold both LHW and HW titles concurrently. Jon's definitely a fan of prestige, so I'm sure the idea would appeal to him.

But yes, Stipe would stand more than a decent chance of dropping him stiff.

>>77273459

Jones vs. Rockhold would be a fucking banger if I wasn't sure the cut would kill him first.

Kelvin is still my boy and beats Chris 9/10

Wish I didn't miss the fight last night

>>77273459
maybe but its not like there would be any fights at 185 that would be worth him cutting that much weight

>>77273392
Damn. Honest question. Do people normally look like this when they get hit? Or does Kelvin so hard he mutates you.

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>>77273575
>and beats Chris 9/10

>>77273512
A year ago heavyweight might have been an attractive idea for Jon... not no more tho with that motherfucker Francis lurkin around. He don't want none of that.

>>77267375
Why is Dana such a cunt? Wtf

>>77273618
He's not wrong. The images he chose for Jones and DC are terrible.

>>77273609
And USADA

>>77273602
Weidmans win last night was a fluke

That new commercial with Mighty Mouse and Sage is kinda funny tbqh

>>77273673
By that metric, Weidman's last three losses were flukes and he's still undefeated.

>>77273609
Holy shit this needs to happen

Jones x Ngannou

>>77273609
The last Jones fought who was his size was Gus, and Gus fucked him up pretty good. I don't think Ngannou is on his level skill-wise, but he can definitely touch him. And it wouldn't take much.

>>77273688
It's a waste of money for metro PCS

>you know that one guy from that niche sport that should be popular among the fans of that niche sport but somehow nobody gives a fuck about him ?
>let's use him in our commercial what could go wrong

>>77273490
i wonder what DC walks around at

>>77273777
It's for sure a step down from Cain and Ronda.

>>77273640
Doesn't matter it's a fan, probably young who worked hard

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>>77273673
>weidman training by throwing punches at a giant "simon says" board
is this all he can do with his CTE addled brain?

>>77273791
At least 240, he used to fight at HW

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>>77273773
Jones told our own Andy Nesbit (watch below) that he was so beat up after the Gustafsson fight, that he couldn’t even wipe himself, forcing his coach to lend him a hand
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/jon-jones-reveals-embarrassing-hospital-incident-after-gustafsson-fight-062916

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DC > Jones
Manuwa > Oezdemir
Tyrone> Maia, though Maia's easy submission of Condit worries me a little assuming I'm going to put some money on Tyrone

>>77273908
Tyrone is much much harder to take down than Condit

>>77273673
He lost like 15 seconds of the fight total

>Chris said he was the most excited about being able to tell his kids he won
Jeez a 4th loss would have killed him.

>>77273985
right in the feels

Chris is a good guy

>>77273927
Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Tyrone is patient and keeps his distance well. I foresee much booing.

>>77273985
That whole fight wrap-up was like a movie. Chris' mom and gf and sister crying, Chris' dad going bananas, Serra and Longo laughing, Wonderboy showing up, Chris and Kelvin hugging like brothers

>>77274032
Also to happen in his hometown coming back from such a brutal losing streak. REALL pottery.

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Which fighters are in The Lost Battalion? Which are in the Phantom Tollbooth?

Could Chris have possibly beaten Rockhold if he hadn't thrown that meme kick? Both guys were gassing and Chris was starting to really hurt Luke to the body.

>>77274020
his name is tyron not "tyrone"

>>77272578
UFC Fight Night: Sticks & Stones

>>77274101
Possibly. He might have also beaten Gegard if he had tried to escape that clinch instead of trying to ground himself. Chris has had an unfortunate last few fights.

>>77274117
Tyron isn't as funny, in a niggeresque kind of way, as Tyrone.

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>>77274091
>Superdry

Ishiggiddiggydo

>>77274142
hearty kek

>>77274142
very nice, thank you

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>>77274117
How about TyRawn ?

>>77274150
Man, Kelvin should be an ELITE welterweight, if he could just make the damn weight. He's got the cardio of a featherweight, can drop middleweights with his hands, and is built like a tree stump making it hard for guys his own size to take him down. Him and Tyron need to run back that last snoozefest of theirs, I think he'd present him with a lot of problems.

>>77274201
Buffer introducing any of those names would put me in any early grave.

>>77272578
What are the chances Branch beats Rockhold? That would kinda throw a wrench in the rankings.

>>77274264
Personally I think its quite low since he is more of a grinder.

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>>77274211
this is kelvin's sister
kelvin is as skinny as he'll ever be lol

>>77273353
He has the weirdest chin. Like he gets dropped so easily but doesn't actually go out. He probably could've even kept going in the Cody fight if the ref hadn't stepped in. Not saying he would've won, just that he probably wasn't getting KO'd

Poor kid. Another failed prospect. Destined to bring spicy fights to undercards for years to come, never getting past a top 5 guy

>>77274315
it could be a lot worse he could be fighting on the regional scene lol

>>77274315
Another yout' falls victim to the valiant stand and bang attitude.

>>77274142
Holy shit good eye

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Leave Cody to me.

Who should be Jon's next fight after he embarrasses DC?

>>77274315
Eddie Alvarez is the same way. Some guys just aren't wired to go stiff as a board and stay down. Instead they just repeatedly get their light switch flickered. It makes for fun fights, but it's going to screw you if you get a ref who's a bit overeager or inexperienced with your career.

>>77274404
What a spicy banger that would be. Both guys unbeaten in the UFC, both guys aggressive standup strikers, both guys relatively young and hungry.

>>77274423
if you go out you go out
what you're talking about is psychologically they're not quitting

>>77273908
>people are unironically picking DC

What's wrong with ya'll niggas what's wrong with you!?

>>77274463
shut the fuck up you thought kelvin was gonna destroy weidman not even mentioning the other countless times you were wrong

>>77274404
Cody would shitcan him was legitimately howling at the fight
That and Tom Dookiememepoo getting dropped by a wrestleboxerciser

>>77274461
It might also be kinda hazardous for them. Getting shadow realmed with one shot might be preferable to getting dropped three or four times.

>>77274493
>Dookiememepoo
How's your summer going kiddo? Looking forward to middleschool?

I want Cody to fight TJ and Rivera, but I also kinda want TJ and Rivera to fight.

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>thick ginger daughter
fuggg

when you get hit hard enough you see nothing but black for a second but you're not unconscious, some guys have the will to dive for a leg rather than lay down lol

>>77274524
Cody is champ. Its time to move on and accept it

What is succ posting and why is it a thing?

>>77274493
Are you talking about Tom Duquesnoy? He's a legit prospect, I don't know what you're getting at, he could be a real title threat in a few years.

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We rockin with floyd bro not you...

>>77274531
I think that's his sister, buddeh. She can get it either way, though.

>>77274570
Lol Apemon btfo

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>>77274570
>>77274570
COntext

>>77274570
C.j watson fucked floyds wife and floyd beat her ass over it lol the absolute madman

Garbrandt will Heem TJ and Jon Jones will Heem Comrier https://youtu.be/TnwU2iMRUqA

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>>77274570
Alot of people got BTFO by that picture. Hope that basketball player feels like an idiot.

Everyone in the discord picked Gastelum

>>77274642
cody is a better boxer than conor where's his big fight

>>77274550
Cody would take his head off

>>77274642
What the fuck is his girlfriend anyways? Genuinely one of the most racially confusing human beings I've seen

>>77274636
>AYO WE ROCKIN WIT FLOYD BRUH
don't think it's possible for him to feel like an idiot

>>77274619
>>77274570

If anything this just makes Floyd look better

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Conors actions throughout his career have been unacceptable

Signs of extreme racial prejudice, sexism, racism, misogyny, and using MMA as political play for sport

Disgusting

>>77274642

Why does he look so trashy?

>>77274710
It makes him look like even more of an asshole, and now more people are going to read into it. If that's your idea of better, I cant do anything for ya.

>>77274570
Holy shit. Conor is a master Troll. The NBA nigger took the bait and now Floyds domestic violence charges are public without Conor mentioning them first (in case had smth in the contract against bringing up this stuff in the build up of the fight).
Conor must have been on 4chan in his younger days. Troll game on point

>>77274726
Because you dont understand fashion, h8r

>>77274726
Because he's white trash

>>77274708
kek, fair enough

>>77274736
>on his younger days

he probably takes a gander here every now and then

>>77274736
Floyd literally was imprisoned for beating his wife. Its not news at all

>>77274722
He's trying to get in Floyd's head, make him bumrush like Jose did. It won't happen, but it's the same exact behavior/strategy. Floyd just gives Conor better ammunition because Floyd is a bad person.

>>77274722
That Dude has done a Good job on exposing savage mudslimes in MMA but he is a snowflake cunt

>>77274733
>beating up a cheating women when women do that to men all the time

>bringing up bad memories for a woman, embarrassing her for cheating and embarrassing the other guy involved to sell a fight

Yeah Conor seems like the asshole here

>>77274661
The latest meme to be flushed, along with Jacare, Masvidal, and Black Beast.

>>77274796
Masvidal beat Maia. Most people realize that now

>>77274784
All fair game when you're selling a fight. Floyd actually did the shit, so he'll always be the worse human being. Maybe don't threaten to kill your wife and you won't have to carry that on your hip forever.

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>>77274774
>Floyd is a bad person

now you can't even hit your wife? what a nation of babies.

R1: 10-10
R2: 10-9 Masvidal
R3: 10-9 Masvidal

Masvidal 30-28 Maia

>>77274859
Masvidal won the decision
Maia won the fight

>>77274642
Hnnnng.
I want a trashy little sex goddess like that.

>>77274814
Doubt Floyd cares, I see no problem with him threatning his wife when she obviously hurt him bad

Conor ruined a mans life by mentally tormenting him for months and its celebrated

>>77274865
How do i upvote this?

>>77274878
>Floyd beats the shit out of his wife and goes to prison for it
>Conor has some pre fight bants with a grown man professional fighter
>Conor is somehow worse

>>77272578
>The UFC's television ratings woes of two weeks ago continued, as, based, on the overnight ratings, the Fight Night did 1.64 million viewers. It would be the lowest rating, based on the overnights, for a UFC on FOX event in history.

>>77272860
robbie is deleted tho lad?

Jorge loses boy points everytime he uses his instagram story

>>77274944
It's okay lads Luke Rockhold vs. David Branch will save the company

>>77272797
I believed all along.

I even picked 2nd round knockout and screen capped it, for the Jacare fight.

>>77274913
Floyd is so based

>>77274736
Conor legit types like an autistic troll.

Anyone have screenshots where he shot banter on some fighter forums? Keks were had

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>>77274971
*blocks your path*

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peep these bets you poor faggots

>>77275025
Will this crack 200k PPV buys?

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>>77275029
Always do the opposite of what Australians say

>>77275029
Tbf if you picked cowboy you're either an idiot or just picked the only name you knew

>>77275025
this is card was made for money laundering

>>77275054
nice. how can foreigners even compete?

>>77273329
I'm a firefighter/paramedic. There's probably more down time in 1 day for me than you have in a week

>>77275068
i knew he could sleep that lafag. he impressed me his last fight. hes hot right now

>>77275049
lolno

>>77275029
>>77275054
Why do you guys scribble? THere is nothing that can be done with it you know?

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>>77275054
>both Australia and Chael picked Kelvin

poor boy never had a chance

>>77275092
didnt want to take the chance. i never doubt the power of autism

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>>77275070
delet this

Jorge on instagram

Bisping is a bitch yet everytime he's near a camera he's bitching about Bisping

Talked loads of shit about Khabib and gays while wearing a skin tight pink shirt


But at least wonderboy vs Masvidal is confirmed

>>77275131
>Talked loads of shit about Khabib and gays

Based jorge

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>>77275080

>>77275184
Kekus maximus.
I miss the hoodie bro meme

>>77275161
Khabib would kill him though and he seems gay

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I've been banned for posting this image of a current fighter fully clothed 3 times in the past week

>>77275260
It has nothing to do with fighting though.

>>77275070
Can you even buy a ppv with cash?

>>77275260
No boobs at all, mine are bigger

What are the odds that Kelvin would have finished Chris in the first round if he had 20 more seconds?

>>77275301
With Fight Pass Gold you can. You even get a 10% discount on hot dog branders and a used pair of the shorts Arianny wears

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>>77275280
Kailin is fighting next week and I was starting a conversation about her m8. Happens every week with fighters that fights are coming up

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>>77275260
I thought the minimum ban was 3 days

>>77275326
Chris recovered pretty well initially I thought.

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>>77275305
looks like those coffee aliens from Men in Black, girl is gonna break her spine before she gets a bunda

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>>77272813
>DC an 3.0 underdog
UH OH
An upset is coming

>>77272813
>>Ortega an underdog
>muh

He isn't a round winner desu, Moicano can just out point him for 3 rounds. If you are betting Ortega might as well go Ortega by sub/ko IMO.

>>77275452
This isn't a place or time for you to party rock.

>>77275452
>Tfw you get a 3 day ban for posting Gabi Garcia
Mods must love schaub everyone else who spams fighter pictures gets the hammer

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>>77275511
Can you blame them?

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>>77275511
You must have been the other Gabi poster. I got banned for posting Gabi too. I guess we're not allowed to post female fighters if they don't have a burka on any more

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LET'S GO WITH YOUR CHICKEN

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>>77275511
Really ? I never got banned for fighter pictures, only for racism, lewd posting and shitposting on /tv/

>>77275511
I get banned for posting Schaub, the phoneposters don't because they can easily reset their IP, hence why I haven't posted Schaub in a while.

So Kailin is the latest flavor of the month? Whatever happened to the Maryna Moroz and Karolina shitposter.

>>77275541
Please cover that up. This is Haram

>>77275607
desu Kailin has always been /ourgirl/

>>77275161
>>Based jorge
>haha based homophobia XD
no

>>77275607
They lost so they got dropped. Just like Grasso, and Claudia before JJ 2

>>77275565
useless coffee cake cum guzzling towelhead

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>>77272578
this general has to be the highest form of posting that has yet to be achieved in any imageboard

>>77275579
Yeah it was a global rule 1 violation somehow

>>77275607
He moved on to some lellator chick but he's probably banned now. Chicks need to be decent at fighting to have staying power on heem, you need to be at least PVZ level to not be a flavor of the month

>>77275627
>>>/r/mma

>>77275607
Kailin is only getting spammed because she's got a fight coming up. The kk/moroz guy moved on to hardy and I think he caught a ban

>>77275661
What happened to the HARDY WORK greek?

>>77275668
Like baby Cynthia?

>>77275697
He's Italy now

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>>77275697
how would I know desu I'm just glad he stopped posting that hideous slag

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What the fuck was my boy Villie doing? And Cummies might have become my lowkey boy, kinda enjoyed him in this fight.

>>77275565
Do people genuinely want a champion who fights once a year and has a built in excuse to never fight during the ufc's most active season? I mean it's not like he'll ever make 155 again but still, crazy to me that people still hype this fag

>>77275095
holy shit. mexicans are a wide short and chubby breed of humans

>>77275724
>kinda enjoyed him in this fight.
they both looked atrocious

>>77275727
Delete

>>77275706
If she dropped any of her fights she'd be gone from /heem/ """"discussion"""" for the time being

>>77275720
not me, im a bong in italy

>>77275724
Why does Cummins look literally like Bronson

>>77275342
STICC
T
I
C
C

honestly tho fuck off kailin is trash tier

>>77275727
Yeah, we already have Conor. Thanks god he retires in a month.

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>>77275766
I think you'd be really surprised

>>77275724
Cummies has an awesome look, too bad he's not very good at fighting

>just found out cynthia is 30
wtf she looks 18-20

>>77275768
well i hope you are not on vacation

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>>77275677

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>>77275794
>watching a cummies fight

>>77275781
If he gives a slightest fuck about his legacy he'll fight the winner of Tony - Khabib.

>>77275811
She has taken care of herself. It is what women are supposed to look like at 30, but most women don't take care of themselves because they are trash.

>>77275834
>most women don't take care of themselves
>checks flag

Yeah, checks out.

>>77275811
It's hard not to look young when you're an elite athlete and are the same size as a 12 year old. Look at all the top strawweights

>>77275864
Joanna looks old as fuck though with that goblin face. She looks about 35.

>>77275811
She looks pretty old to me. She wears a metric tonne of makeup

>>77275895
Joanna is also 6 inches taller than the rest of the division. If she was full belly at 125,she'd look younger

Name one female UFC fighter which Dana hasn't fucked.

>>77275926
nunes

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>>77275895

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>>77275904
>Cynthia
>makeup
You gotta be trolling m8

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Also, Jonny is completely mentally fucked. DC is at his best, he's under JBJ's skin, and Jon is rusty as fuck. It's 60:40 for DC.

>>77275941
Literally looks like a 38 year old stripper

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>>77275939
I think you'd be surprised

>>77275941
That must be the first time I've seen her where she hasn't tied her hair in a ponytail to one side

>>77275926
cyborg

>>77275944
She does wear a ton of makeup in the promos, which ironically makes her look like shit compared to her non-makeup self

>>77275967
DC LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE UNCLE PHIL FROM FRESH PRINCE
SOMEONE POST A CAP

>>77275967
Pepik you're crazy, Jon looks like he's finally gonna literally kill Daniel, not fight him, kill him

>>77275993
>implying rich men don't get tired of slamming models so they begin to experiment with trannies and other men

>>77276009
WHY DIDN'T HE SUCC ME MAN?

>>77275979
>>77275993
>female

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>>77275993
You're delusional if you don't think Dana didn't make her touch her toes and take a pounding

>>77275967
Jon was going silent killer type

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>>77275926
Dana White is gay

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>>77275986
She always has hair to the side but not always in ponytail

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>>77276053

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>>77276002
She looks nice with makeup tho

>>77276021
He looks like he's gonna start crying any second. I'm away from Prague for once, near Polish borders. Wanna fight me 1v1 nigga?

>>77276072
>can you guess which one's the world class professional athlete?

>>77276061
Genuinely feel bad for tyrone with how thirsty he is for JJ. Weird seeing a guy like that being a beta orbiter. It was downright pathetic in that one embedded where he spent like 2 minutes talking about her lel

>>77276072
In this one she looks nice, she doesn't have as much on and her hair is done in a better way than in the promos, still looks better without it imo

>>77276086
the one without the flabby arms

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>>77276090
You've got some really weird and detailed fantasies

>>77276084
I'm near Czech border but can't fight you cause I have hand in cast nigga, would be unfair to heem you with such a weapon

>>77276027
kek

Reckon that basketball gets paid more than Conor?

>>77276084
>Prague
awful, just awful

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Gastelum took a dive to save Weidman's career and help the drying MW division, and also to earn major points with uncle Dana. He'll be back big time

>>77276158
Year to year perhaps. Conor will make more off of one nights work than the basketball player will make for his entire career.

>>77276172
I'm moving to Seattle, San Francisco, or Austin in a year, I'll fight you too, nigga.

>>77275826
you know he doesn't lol

he will retire and keep teasing a comeback that would GSP to shame

honeydicking for the next five years its gonna suck

>>77276230
average NBA player sure, an all star? forget about it

Anyone boyworth to you in last two cards

>>77276158
No, unless someone decides to seriously over pay green. Conor is about to be one of the richest athletes in the world if the may Mac fight does even half of the buys they are projecting right now

>>77275826
Literally what. If he cares about his legacy, he's gonna go and lose to the winner of Tony - Khabib?

>>77276302
Goobs would starch khabib

>>77276276
Conor could end up making 200 million

>>77276372
not a chance in heck

>>77276338
Khabib wouldn't even make weight so...

>>77275944
She looks every bit of 30 here with no make up on.

>>77276420
They're projecting 7 million buys for it, which is extreme but I could see it breaking the ppv record

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forgot to change the title

>>77276486
He's a big guy

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have you wished Teru happy birthday yet?

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For me its Heather

HARDY WORK!!!!

>>77276292
But if you forget about may mac

Doesn't a basketball player get paid more per game than Conor was being paid per fight?

>>77276605
based

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>>77276605

>>77276605
MODS BAN

>>77276615
The highest paid guys get like around 20 mil a season for 80-100 games so not quite per game but they make a fuckton more.

>>77276566
You mean that guy who got outworked by Armtem fucking Lobov? Nah senpai.

Chris Avilia vs Teruto

>>77276651
It's worse now. The highest paid guys are getting about 30 million now. The Raptors just gave 30 million per year to Kyle fucking Lowry.

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heeminder

>>77276566
happy birthday Teruto!

>>77276710
Can't wait until he tries that look away fake against a real opponent and gets heemed

What fights from last night are worth watching? I missed the event and avoided the results other than seeing the Weidman result.

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>>77276710

Someone post the webm of Natal running into the fence

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>>77275794
>Cummies has an awesome look
it's the mustache, fucking Poland

Was the prelim fight of the night spicey?

>>77276249
>/heem/ 102.7% smarter than average populace

we wuz smart nwo

>>77276800
Torres won that fight

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>>77276053

>>77276615
I think greens contract is like 18 million a season, so yeah he makes more than conor

>>77276072
can't wait for when this can gets crushed

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>>77276800
I'm sorry that your fitefu Mexican genes make her look like Tom Selleck

>>77272845
>Dee's and Conors sex sounds

we knew you were lying when we read that.

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>>77276874
>Tom Selleck
you're out of your element Poland, smeagol has taken new forms

>>77276861
She eats Dana's ass, and he can pay anyone off. He's gonna build her up against JJ.

>>77273415
>>77273392
That guy was forced to fight all through his childhood and was constantly physically abused.
he probably had any number of concussions before he 8.
If he retired tomorrow and pledged to never see his family again, I'd be really happy for him.

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>>77276962
Just a little big ol' heematoma

>>77273557
LOLWUT?

Rockhold wouldn't make it out of the first minute. It would be a terrible fight, and short af.
Why in fuck do you think Rockhold, of all people, could compete with JJ?

>>77277041
Why did I think Rockhold retired already?

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>>77277076
Do you have webm of that black swede doing stanky dance on Gu vs Glover card ?

>>77277076
>Heem'd by cage
Lol

>>77276750
Pepy vs burgos, almeida vs rivera

>>77277076
add that to the running Gus/Stipe/Overeem image

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Tecia "The Finisher" Torres would unironically finish Joanna