/heem/

Firs

>>77284910
it aint gonna be a non-mma related person

File: broken Conor.png (153KB, 361x241px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 361x241px

t
>>77284929
it is related they played him last event

File: Jorge Masvidal promo.jpg (61KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 640x640px

>>77284927
bitchping

File: 1499064793792.jpg (145KB, 1215x864px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1215x864px

>>77284944
Got my eye on you boy.

File: smug_dutchbag.jpg (10KB, 155x158px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 155x158px

>>77284929
GDR since the WFW title is on the line

File: astronomical_sodium_cotent.jpg (57KB, 936x960px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 936x960px

>>77284927
I'M A FUCKIN' SAMURAI

File: Jorge Masvidal wallpaper (2).jpg (109KB, 1024x680px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 1024x680px

>>77284950
You'll lose that other eye boy

File: 30207ca57a31f74ce74e6f85c6fadcff.jpg (59KB, 533x800px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 533x800px

For me, it's Claudia Gadelha

File: buddeh.jpg (64KB, 634x437px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 634x437px

>>77284961
Cheers.

>>77284970
Only one of these two men is a champ buddeh.

File: thicccccc.jpg (690KB, 1357x1997px) Image search: [Google]

690KB, 1357x1997px

>>77284991

Im still on the fence heem

DC v Jones

Maia v Woodley

who you got? Also who else is fucking pumped for this weekends card?

>>77285007
woodley cause strength is the best martial art

idk if enough of you are really thinking about this. there's a good chance we see Gabi Garcia get heem'd stiff just hours after seeing the greatest light heavyweight fight in MMA history. that could be the best 2 hour span of our lifetimes

WTF is wrong with these threads, literally just waifu posting. I'm sorry, but the content in /MMA is much better.

>>77285007
Jones and Maia.

File: clawja.webm (1MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x480px

>>77285005

File: cP8lXae.png (966KB, 1079x655px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 1079x655px

ok serious question is all anime now just shows centred around little girls?

to keep it heem related i was gunna watch that boxing anime looked pretty cool and their was an ova of an mma anime

Any Brits from London on? I'm going on an important business trip next week and I would love to beat one of you ugly faggots to death on my stopover at Heathrow.

File: 1496548432817.jpg (69KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 640x640px

>>77285005
>her and joanna will never have a threesome with you
>they will never argue over who is performing better
>they will never violently fuck each other in front of you after they drain your cum

>>77284991
>>77285005
DEEP
E
E
P

VOICE

>>77285023
>that boxing anime

Which one? Hajime no Ippo?

File: 1440436043289.jpg (20KB, 225x257px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 225x257px

>>77285028

>>77285007
Jones and Woodley

DC can fight a smarter fight but he's struggling with weight and injuries. Maia is getting straight-up dicked with a short-notice title shot

>>77285023
Otaku are virgins who will never be fathers so anime is now being marketed towards them in a way that scratches the Freudian itch that they have in that they'll never get laid nor raise a daughter, hence the 10000 year old toddlers in bikinis

>>77285037
>Hajime no Ippo?

Yeah is it decent?

File: 572411_1288807885536_full.jpg (35KB, 265x363px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 265x363px

>>77285032
That's what makes her so hot

>>77285028

Poor bastard London has got to miserable this time of the year with the heat and no AC

If you are trying to watch the PPV you could try some of the 24 hour casinos there... you can be from Heathrow in Leicaster Square in like 40 minutes

File: Jorge and Maia.jpg (166KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 900x1200px

>>77284995
Michael is a fake champ

>>77285047
Like when i was into anime around 10+ years ago and i was only mildly into it seems like that was the peak of anime

with black lagoon and shit like that catering for like 18+ audience

now every thing is this "otaku" shit whatever that is

>>77285058
i wanted to fuck dr girlfriend so bad. i knew she had that benis but thats what made it hot. now that i think about it there must be some rule 34 on her with right?

aye is heem's wrestling coach around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I4KtLv65CA what's your take on this and woodley v maia in general

>>77285028
If you want piecing up with a 1 2 come through

>>77285007

Who I want to win: DC and Maia

Who will win: Jones and Woodley

Reasons: Maia is taking the fight on a month's notice and is barely going to be able to scrape together something resembling a training camp. Tyron is a way better striker and a good grappler.

DC is old and injured, Jones (despite being "focused") is still very athletic and going to abuse his range to get the decision.

File: 6a00d8341cbefd53ef01901d885642970b-800wi.jpg (79KB, 800x518px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x518px

Ayo where my /boners/ at?

What we gon' do when our boy wins this week?

>>77285054

read the manga the anime like most shounens just goes on too long

check out some of the abridged fight scenes for it though

I find it comfy

>>77285074
She canonically does not have a dick. There's a bunch of porn out there which you could find.

>>77285062
Masvidal is my #1 boy #easymoney

>>77285080
oh shit DC is gunna win now

>>77285080

Not gonna lie I would love more sociopath American Psycho Jon... someone please hot mic him backstage

>>77284914
YUGE HANDS

>>77285089
Same but recently he's been making me cringe a bit

>>77285062

Damn, George's head is as wide as his hips

>>77285080
nigga u gay

File: Really Makes You Think.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>77285109
because of shit like this?

>>77285104
>fingers barely going across an iphone 6 plus
yeah no friendo. thats all angles and the fact that her hand is closer to the camera

>>77285054
>>77285084

Watched the anime and I really enjoyed it. I thought that it did well on slow character progression. But yeah, like the other anon said, it's like most shounens.

File: 3.png (630KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

630KB, 1280x720px

>>77284944
Fucking disgusting you chose your boy over the British champ

>>77285118
Big hands, big head, thick wrists. All champ boxers share these traits

>>77285126
that ring girl on the right looks like a tambourine player on some 70s hippy traveling musical group that's also a cult

File: q-how-many-times-you-lose-to-jon-jones-mma-2823051.png (122KB, 500x544px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 500x544px

>>77285095
Our boy is only 30 years young.. the bones era hasn't even started and we /boners/ are coming along for the ride.

>>77285015
Forreal, this website acts like its better than reddit, but it's just a bunch of autistic kids posting stale memes

File: lel_hyperdrive.jpg (189KB, 1462x1462px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1462x1462px

>>77285131

File: literal perfection.jpg (251KB, 667x1000px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 667x1000px

>>77285139
>that ring girl

That's Chrissy Blair, my future wife, you fucking casual piece of rat shit.

>>77285020
Gonna need a freeze frame on this

>>77285062

Just the pace and consistent pressure Gambred keeps I feel like Wonderboy is unironically going meme on him

Wonderboy is built for pressure fighters trying to knock him out

he was fucked against Woodley because he has no idea how to Cage Fight

>>77285126
Let my boy flex on em' #easymoney

>>77285126
His personality seems to be getting more and more put on and he's been bitching on social media a lot when he claimed not to do that

>>77285131
I can't ditch my boy

>>77285015
I wouldn't say it's better than reddit, but a really wish all waifuposters and schaubposters would leave

>>77285150
no i know who she is. i just dont know the ring girls name's because theyre all bland generic chicks. that brooklynn girl is interesting. her tits look pretty good but her face is trash. they should really mix it up and get some better ring girls. the brazillian ones are 10k times better than the american ones

>>77285135
Jogre is a wristlet and handlet lad

>>77285128
no you just aren't seeing the angles er hands are yuge friend

>>77285150
Arab sheiks have dumped on her face

>>77285142
Why are you here then you faggot? Go back to plebit no one wants you here anyway

>tfw big hands tiny wrists

it was over for me before it could even begin.

File: 1489449810346.jpg (130KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 960x720px

>>77284914
kailin

>>77285020
Do fighters not wear underwear? That seems strange

>>77285176
or what

/r/mma is legitimately better than this shithole

you shall do no thing

>>77285183
nothing wrong with that, big hands = ko power

wrists are just for aesthetics

>>77285190
shes wearing compression shorts under her fight kit. shes stretching both in that webm

>>77285176
>thinking anyone cares about the opinion of someone from a third rate Country

Lmao, hopefully this post will get to you by next week with that shit infrastructure yall got down there

>>77285020
I have to beat off now goodnight heem

>>77285192
Okay then why the fuck are you here you mentally ill chimp?

>>77285204
to upset you

>>77285129
>>77285084
no a good anime torrent site?

>>77285198
I wear underwear, spats,shorts

in that order

>>77285204
Wow you aussies are really taking autism to new levels with this one

>>77285199
Australian standard of living >>>> amerilard standard of living

Enjoy your niggers, spics, kikes, lack of health care, crime rates and disease

>>77285209
Lmao you really have no life do you? Isn't like 1 am in amerishart land. Why aren't you asleep?

>ywn get to lick the perspiration from Clawja's abs after a hard rolling session (with gi, of course)

>>77285225
it's 10, goof

the universe is totally setting conor up to lose

>>77285230
>You will never be Claudia's official pussy cooler
why life

File: Calendar-2017-8-Alt.jpg (852KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 2500x2500px

well i guess this is the August calendar. i'll try overhauling the design next month

>>77285241
not conor the black one sorry

>>77285212

I haven't watched anime in a long time... that seems more like an /a/ question

sorry Russbro

File: Calendar-2017-8.jpg (706KB, 2500x2500px) Image search: [Google]

706KB, 2500x2500px

i took the ONE Championship events on the 5th and 19th off. No one watches them anyway

>>77285248
>>77285256
kys

>>77285250

The weirdest thing about this fight is this is the only time I've ever seen Mayweather not talk shit... the only time I've ever seen him actively build up an opponent...

I have a weird feeling about this fight but I do know one thing if Conor wins mma forums are going to be unusable for a long fucking time

The Conor posting will be out of this world

>>77285218
>>77285225
Perfect example of why /mma is better.
Can actually have a good mma discussion there without having to deal with crocodile dun doofis and his band of merry retards

File: Herica Comfy.jpg (46KB, 960x685px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 960x685px

late night comfy /heem/ is so refreshing

I still like Woodley even though he was unjustifiably rude to Wonderboy leading up to the rematch.

File: 1500862596071.jpg (79KB, 768x960px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 768x960px

I assume we've seen this here?

McGregor is wearing the jersey of the guy who fucked Mayweather's wife.

>>77285271
It's the biggest mismatch of his entire career outside of maybe his early untelevised fights. Gotta sell those tickets

>>77285095

How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to like this guy? 99% of you are glory hunters. The rest just like assholes cuz birds of a feather flock together.

>>77285313
Mayweather is going to beat another cheater up soon


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLYiIBCN9ec

File: shoeface-spicely.webm (3MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 960x540px

>>77285248
Don't bother
This general is an irredeemable shithole and the shitposter children deserve to wallow in this own filth

File: gadelha-karolina.webm (3MB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 800x450px

>>77285327
>>77285256

Their
Deleting the last of my webms after this post

>>77285306

Wonderboy wants to be liked the way to fuck with a guy like that is to be rude to him

Woodley isn't stupid Wonderboy shut down a good amount of their exchanges and was incredibly dangerous for him

Also that second fight was totally a tie but good luck getting anyone to want a 3rd

>>77285327
>>77285332

see, now you get it

you used to think the OP mattered. now you get it

File: golddie-head.png (247KB, 759x1000px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 759x1000px

>still roleplaying as heem personalities

I could out-sperg any here

File: 1479181029769.png (115KB, 445x362px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 445x362px

>>77285337
heem urself my man

>>77285322

Jon in the cage is a thing of beauty man... I don't moralize fighters and couldn't care less what they do outside of it

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gHjiHOX2_U

>>77285271

He is never gonna win.

>>77285323
this shit is gay as hell

>>77285346
t. easy work

>>77285342
I've watched spain go for hours on end so I doubt it.

File: beautiful destruction.webm (3MB, 604x340px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 604x340px

>>77285345
same desu desu desu

>>77285334

Thompson won clearly. Woodley qon two rounds.

>>77285323
holy shit this is terrible this is why chester killed himself

never get old /heem/ never get old

File: download.jpg (78KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 960x960px

dude, ShinJuju's sister looks exactly like her

>>77285345

No he isnt. Most of his impressive performances came against middleweights. His finishing rate against lhw is abysmal.

Also I loathe gloryhunters.

>>77285332
lmao codyfan ruined your life

>>77285346

My head says that but man...I was there for 194 when he beat Aldo

I even put $100 on Aldo

I can never fully doubt Conor again... Also the MGM staff trying unsuccessfully to wrangle the cheering Irish was fucking hilarious

Btw the reason I came here is that the commentary at Lellator is horrible.

>Davis failed to take down or hit Bader more often so he deserves to win this round

I will never participate in a Lellator discussion again.

>>77285351
>>77285371
I like it, it was on transformers my favourite film as a kid

>>77285391

You are proof positive that universal suffrage was a bad idea.

How does that even pertain to Mayweather you dolt.

Biggest card of the summer and not even a single Embedded yet.

I don't give a fuck about these video packages Dana, show me the Embeddeds nigga!

>when you bully the fat aussie so bad he temporary ragequits

i hope you feel better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO5959UxV5Q

triggered

>>77285369

Woodley seems so excited to not be fighting Thompson ... I wonder if the rumors are true and this fight is a setup to GSP at MSG?

>>77285404

I was sure Mendes was going to win
I was sure Aldo was going to win
I was sure Eddie was going to win

I'm done doubting Conor if says he can KO old man Mayweather he can KO old man Mayweather

>>77285418
fuck habib, jorge is the man

>>77285434
>I was sure Eddie was going to win
why?

The other two are understandable but cmon

>>77285438
Jorge is a corny bitch, worse version of t.ferg

and people dick sucking him can fuck off as well, no one mentioned him before he beat cowboy

>>77285446
i did, stupid faggot, just cause you picked cowboy to win doesn't mean everyone here was never a fan of him. i think r/mma is more your speed since you can't handle cage fighters acting like cage fighters. fucking stupid faggot.

>>77285446
for sure etc etc strikeforce and so forth

>>77285381

I can understand that but...

I've been a Jones fan since 100 and LHW was the best decision in the UFC when Jones ran through it

Rua, Prime Machida, Rampage, Rashad, Gus, Glover, DC are all incredible LHW fighters and aside from Gus Jones made them all look average

>>77285441

I'll be honest I believed Mark Henry would enforce a good gameplan with him and Eddie would out grit Conor the first few rounds then wrestle fuck him

I thought he would stay outside and throw more low line side kicks and leg kicks but well shit Gooby does a great job of amping people up so they run at him huh?

>>77285410
Damn I went out for lunch and you're still here talking

I'm really in your head it seems. >>77285418

>>77285434

Holy shit you're a riot.

Why I still /heem/ only good when Spain or Lithuania is here? Nobody else is nearly as interesting. You're all posers, those are the alphas that everyone would flock to at a /heem/ convention.

>>77285461

He never made DC look average. And only 4 of the are legit lhws.

new bjj scout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I4KtLv65CA

>>77285494
Autism: the post

>>77285490
What why did you link my post?

>>77285456
Nice bait

File: 142632384.jpg (608KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

608KB, 1024x683px

How did Johnny get away with steak cutting for so long?

>>77285519
>>77285523
everyone hates you and you're a huge bitch

File: Reddit bandwagoner.png (147KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 1280x720px

>>77285547

>>77285507

Rua, Machida, Rampage, and Rashad are all
former LHW champs

Gus and Glover easily could be

I'm not sure what you mean legit?

>>77285530
>money

when he was making his name his body still was able to cut weight the old school wrestler way and he had the drive to go through such really bad cuts because he wanted money

then when he made it he got dolce to broscience his cuts and he could do it more easily

then dolce left him he was all cashed up and his body couldn't do the vicious wrestler style cuts anymore and he didn't have the drive to go through them

so basically he lacks discipline to be cutting through a whole camp to make welterweight

>>77285557
>>77285547
Lmao yank got mugged off

>>77285557
see >>77285028

>>77285570
Yeah and I already responded to you bitch saying come through I'd beat the shit out of you and that wannabe scarface George

File: Jorge Masvidal (16).webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

Been a fan of Masvidal since strikeforce personally

>>77285582
Casual.

I've been a fan since his bare knuckle backyard days when he was featured by Kimbo.

We got DWTNCS #3, UFC 214, & Rizin 6 this week. Sounds like a good week to me. Bellator in Friday would have made this a legendary week

>>77285588
Unironically though it was his fight with James Krause

File: IMG_0343.jpg (131KB, 750x720px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 750x720px

i saw this pic yesterday and was surprised by how normal his ears look

don't mma fighters have cauliflower ears due to taking so many punches or did he get surgery?

>>77285653
>cauliflower ears due to taking so many punches
grappling

>>77284914
https://youtu.be/bxx2QVIpCIs
>3:06
ahaha wew

>>77285653
Some people just get them a lot slower/less than others. It could also be to do with wearing headgear and regular draining

It confused me Nate Diaz doesn't have bad cauliflower

>>77285674
I never got them from years of grappling but got them when I started boxing

File: IMG_1350.png (166KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 400x300px

>>77285678
>wmma

File: 1500696333096.png (548KB, 869x666px) Image search: [Google]

548KB, 869x666px

>>77285692
>Canada

>>77285626
No it wasn't you bandwagon fucking cunt

>>77285530
This is actually peak performance

>>77285406

Don't Embeddeds start on tuesdays?

>>77285737
Most of the bandwagoners left after Maia

I told people to bet on Masvidal and before that I wasn't on 4chan

GUYS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SHINJUJU DID PLAYBOY
RIZIN FEET GIRL DID PLAYBOY

http://imgur.com/a/CjiaW

DC-Jon
Tyrone-Maia
Cowboy-Lawler

Are we lucky if we get just one of these fights?

>>77285494

Are you the guy who has hundreds of pictures of lithcuck saved to his computer?

Have you considered permaheeming yourself

File: 1500196915799.jpg (189KB, 750x876px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 750x876px

>>77284927

File: s1_ep37_02.jpg (32KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 500x375px

What is the UFC equivalent to this

File: Heather60.jpg (166KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1252x1252px

Whoa, HARDY WORK is 35 years old? Impressive

File: shane burgers thinks he is justin gaethje.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

Will we start seeing more of this sort of behaviour now?

File: Screenshot_20170724-042605.png (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

Why did Mcgregor get so panicky when Nate said everyones on roids

>>77285897
non-nude

summer....
>>77285931
i'm curious, i don't want lawler to be done, i want to see him back for a few more, but cowmeme crushing WW cans is boring compared to him fighting ranked dudes

>>77285963
rashad vs dad

>>77285897
reported

>>77285970

Because he's mayjor against dat

File: dropped.webm (276KB, 704x532px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 704x532px

>>77285897
>

How does Cormier win? I don't see anything he could different from the first fight.

>>77286000
Aldo was p4p 1 at one point

>>77285992
new proxy?

File: Some of the stankiest legs we've seen Joe.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

What day is DC getting injured?

>>77286022
he's not training so we all g

>Bellator's biggest ppv made less than a typical Fight Night
Nice promotion you have there, my guy

Is DC gonna make weight? He looked fat as fuck on Saturday

File: Cyborg beats the fuck out of leslie smith.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>its a cyborg fights a who from another weight division episode

>>77286052
>Tonya Evinger is a who
Just say you don't follow mma outside of the UFC and get the fuck out

>>77286055

She's a who

Of course I don't watch fucking invicta you pleb. Don't pretend you do.

What percentage of his original brain matter do you lads reckon Wandy has left?

>>77286063
i actually do because im not a pretender casual and without even looking it up i can tell you Tonya has fought

>Sara Mcmann
>Gina
>was on TUF

you just dont follow the sport outside of the UFC or haven't been around long if you don't know who Evinger is. Last year that step on the face arm bar ref interference made headlines around mma news universally. Just say youre a casual and go

>>77286076
got merked on tuf by another literal who

File: le reaction face.jpg (19KB, 225x257px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 225x257px

>>77286076

>all of this autistic splooging and assuming

I know she was a TUF failure that had to resort to fight other whos in invicta. She is a who, she is not even relevant as she is a 135er. She will go back to invicta after losing this fight.

She is a who, deal with it faggot.


>getting this upset because someone called fucking tonya evinger a who

impossibly autistic

>>77285967
Fuck off casual. Fighters have been doing that for years.

when's embedded

>>77286089
>Raquel pennington is a who
nigga if you dont know who she is after her noods leaked and she gay married another fucking ufc fighter then you are not paying attention at all

>>77286092
>She will go back to invita after losing this fight
thanks for confirming you know nothing about mma. she is on a 3 fight contract with the UFC and has vacated her Invicta belt. She's not going back because she's a signed UFC fighter. good job you fuck. just admit youre a casual and go now

File: weidman wide.jpg (67KB, 958x960px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 958x960px

>imagine not staying on the team

>>77286108

>imagine me not being fully up to date on a literal who and her contractual endeavours

It's because she's a literal who, let it go.

File: kek live image from your house.jpg (31KB, 680x365px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 680x365px

>>77286121
>i dont know things because im a casual
yeah thats what i thought big boy

File: le reaction fejs.png (82KB, 371x343px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 371x343px

>>77286131

>you're casual if you don't closely follow invicta whos

kek I can live with that mate

File: kekmega.png (211KB, 327x316px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 327x316px

>>77286137
>a top 5 worldwide mma promotion that is directly responsible for all of the #1 mma promomtions wmma success isn't worth following
>not even only knowing who the champions are in a top 5 international mma promotion

I avatarfag so people don't confuse me with the other brits

no offence

File: le no thanks guy.jpg (139KB, 693x693px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 693x693px

>>77286145

>a promotion that is literally just wmma

File: TamDGWcZ.jpg (32KB, 512x512px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 512x512px

>>77285992

File: kek (3).png (168KB, 748x756px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 748x756px

>>77286154
>i-i-i-i'm not a casual. i just dont watch >wmma. i was pretending before

>>77286159
watching wmma is the pinnacle of casual m8

ronda could beat floyd!

>>77286145
>watching wmma
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj

>>77286159
>wmma

Gegard would spit on you bitch

>>77286159

I don't even know if you're serious at this point wmma boy

File: C1uPXSRXEAAbxyK.jpg (93KB, 820x1024px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 820x1024px

Good morning /heem/, make sure to have a nice day today you angry boys

File: 1451089424632.png (196KB, 512x546px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 512x546px

>tfw had a great day, talked with a bunch of qts and smiled at everyone all because the chris won yesterday

>>77286184

fuck you guy

have a nice day too you prick

>>77284914
hey guys! happy to be joining you today on /heem/ hope all is well! :) :)

>>77284914
>>77284953
>>77284991
>>77285005
>>77285020
>>77285030
>>77286155
>>77286184
looks like a dude

>>77286209
you're welcome

please grab some complimentary schaub pictures and join the online sensation

File: bippin skibs.jpg (25KB, 300x452px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 300x452px

>>77286215

Is he a good fighter?

Would you recommend being his fan?

File: 20225593_465220167177538_4744842923865014272_n.jpg (126KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1080x1080px

Who's your favorite female fighter™ ?

File: katie-ledecky-usatsi_9454648.jpg (41KB, 951x536px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 951x536px

>>77284914
doesn't hold a candle to this qt

File: 1469739114044.jpg (155KB, 569x533px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 569x533px

>>77286221
>battered and deep fried sushi
>nasty takeout lo mein
>discolored, poorly sliced salmon

>>77285023
Hajime no Ippo and Ishita no Joe are great, I've only ever seen one good mma related manga but the last 6 volumes were never translated.

>>77286233
Ledecky probably is better at fighting than Kailin too

File: dern.png (1MB, 712x715px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 712x715px

>>77286256

the state of hue sushi

>>77285322
>this illogical currywurst with his strong moral compass

No one gives a fuck about what people do outside of the cage. Tyson got accused of rape, did that make him less of a killer? Does Michael Jordans gambling addiction take away from his performances in the early to mid 90s?

We're talking about combat sports. Two men locked In a cage beating each other up. Why the fuck would you care who is a nicer or better person?

Conorfags and newFags need to learn what the UFC and LHW division was like when Jon was ruling supreme. He's crushed everyone, all of his wins have been displays of creativity and dominance.

He might not have flash KO power (all you nuthuggers seem to care about) but the man is nothing short of impressive inside that cage.

>>77286256
Deep fried cali rolls are legit.

But that meal looks like I cooked it with my asshole.

>>77285687
blows to the ears, in wrestling slapping the head is very common

>>77286256
>sushi

those are maki desu

>>77286402
Ik but he implied you could only get them from wrestling

File: 5918064683_291aa986e4_z.jpg (85KB, 588x428px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 588x428px

>>77286410
>implying makizushi, literally 'rolled sushi,' isn't sushi

>>77286432
'no'

sushi is superior

File: based.jpg (32KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 480x480px

>mfw could heem every in this thread

>>77286477
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/mfw%20could%20heem%20every%20in%20this%20thread/

do you copy and paste it from a notepad?

>>77286470
sushi literally means "vinegared and seasoned rice + stuff." do you think nigirizushi is the only type of sushi or something?

File: TrueLove.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>77286482
Manually type it

>>77286491
>>77286470
>>77286410
>>77286313
>>77286278
/heem/ - weeb food general :^)

>>77286491

>arguing about sushi

faggots i tell thee

File: 1467222208248.jpg (65KB, 521x453px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 521x453px

>>77286507
>>77286508
be careful

>beat a WW after getting btfo 3 times in a row
>somehow think he deserves a title shot

Weidman has brain damage

>>77286536
Considering that the guy everybody considers the real champ is a WW too

>>77286536
He doesn't think he deserves a title shot you imbecile, he's capitalizing on Whittaker's injury and Bisping's refusal to fight Yoel and Jacare since he's a coward. It made perfect sense for him to say that.

>>77286565
I'm still impressed how rob could hold his own on the ground against the two best ground players and force his game on them. On one leg even.

>>77286679
his top notch completely underappreciated TDD

File: MyHeather.jpg (98KB, 539x810px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 539x810px

DREAM BIG
WORK HARDY

>tfw you can't wait for fake embedded spamming

File: 1491260917212.jpg (148KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1600x900px

>>77286781
FIRST EMBEDDED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2OY7baj4AU

File: 1499878506321.png (454KB, 650x440px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 650x440px

YO!

FORM MANLET GUARD!

>>77286097
not often enough

can't count the number of times a fighter hurts someone badly and then jumps into guard and gets tied up for the rest of the round

>>77286679
Romero's ground game is good but not amazing. Chael made a good point when he said that Olympic wrestling doesn't translate as well to MMA as collegiate wrestling as it doesn't focus as much on control.

Imagine being so insecure about being called a casual you learn fighters that even fighters themselves don't know

File: 1474970514420[1].jpg (26KB, 265x248px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 265x248px

>>77286935
Cuck

>>77287148
I said this exact thing alongside the fact Weidman was able to win a lot of wrestling exchanges with him and everyone just said "hes an olympic wrestler bro he mustve just been pretending youll see!!!"

What modern camp embodies the Chute Boxe spirit?

>>77287227
Glendale

>>77287227
Me im Cody Garbrandt ama

Who is your favorite women fighter?

>>77287227
Cordeiro runs Kings now and they still do the same stupid brawl sparring

File: mpv-shot0075.jpg (146KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 1280x720px

>Can't even out draw a literal midget

BOY FOR SALE!

BOY FOR SALE!

>>77285023
Hajime no Ippo is GOAT. Makes you wanna become a boxer.

File: goldie.jpg (14KB, 208x214px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 208x214px

>The 26-year-old Albini got $10,000 to show, and another $10,000 for the win. Later it was learned that he earned a $50,000 bonus for Performance of the Night. A grand total of $70,000. It might as well have been $10 million

>when he was backstage of the Nassau Coliseum answering questions rarely asked of him, that Albini said he’d never known what it’s like to have money. That his last nine fights had been done essentially for free. That his two-year old daughter had not known even the most basic privilege of owning a toy.

>“I was never able to buy her a toy or something like that,” Albini said during his media scrum. “All of her toys were like shampoos, empty bottles, because we didn’t have much money. My wife was following my dream, too, together, so it means a lot to me right now that I can make a living and give back to them what they suffered together with me — the pursuing of this dream.”

>>77287267
He had me at english speaking hue

>>77287254

>fite nite

File: whittaker.png (1MB, 606x1776px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 606x1776px

Bispings cheekbone's gonna look good all shattered across Whittakers shin.

File: post trauma.jpg (87KB, 658x334px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 658x334px

Left is post-vitor. There's something about Chris's face that just looks off now. He has a sort of retarded look about him now

>>77287313
Oh I disagree

File: Baki 1.jpg (128KB, 737x1200px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 737x1200px

>>77285023
>>77286263
There is some good martial arts related Manga, Teppu is a damn good manga for >WMMA
All rounder Meguru is a also a good MMA/Shooto manga
Then you got shit like Baki which is all around 10/10

>>77287248
Every time you go into the dojo you should be fighting for your life

>>77287342
Meguru was the one I was talking about never being fully translated, Teppu is okay.

Baki is fun but it has nothing to do with actual fighting because it's too absurd.

File: Shamo_v10c092_p036_037.jpg (128KB, 1456x1146px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1456x1146px

>>77287380
Shamo
Tough series
Karate Shoukoushi
Garouden

It's a shame though, some of the best series are sitting untranslated

Hey pussy are you still there?

>if conor some how beats floyd /heem/ will be swarmed by boxing fags for weeks

>>77285131
need you to delete this

>>77286935
That pic is proof that lanklet subhuman are cannon fodder kek

File: 031195_207_BoutAnn.jpg (90KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x500px

>>77285963

Jon Jones is on Undisputed right now FS1

jbj with skeeeeeeeeeeeeup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Wn5aC6yPk

you can rewind back

>>77286000

>not walk into kicks from Jones for 5 rounds

>move laterally/backwards for a change

>tee off on Jones rather than clinch when Jones is trapped against the fence

>go for doubles instead of cliching eith a taller guy

>lovetap Jones calves before coming in

For starters.

>>77287651
DC looked the best in clinches

Jones ducking heavyweight

Can someone post the albino ko

>>77285558
I think he means machida isnt legit lhw cuz he fought at mw?

>>77287648
Thanks

File: BASED.jpg (94KB, 605x584px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 605x584px

>>77287706
/OURGUY/

File: noones.jpg (74KB, 641x960px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 641x960px

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/24/16017620/ufc-214-shaken-up-cormier-injury-leaving-jones-without-opponent

DC IS OUT
DC IS OUT
DC IS OUT

I want to see prime Jones back lads. I really do.
OSP was not it

>>77287728
fake news didnt even check

>>77287739
I don't think we'll see it against D.C. Jones needs to get his feet wet again. A 5 round war with DC would be best for Jon.

>>77286307

I dont care about his morals dumbass. He is unlikable and beats up on midgets conpared to him. His fans are garbage and I'd hate to be associated with them.

after I heemed you last night how did you explain the broken eye socket to your boyfriend?

>>77287739

>50-45'd OSP
>terrible performance!

Just shows the sky high expectations people have of jones.

>>77287751
>GOAT can't finish a can

Damn right I was disappointed.

>>77287242
Hi cody big fan when will u fight again

>>77287755
he finished his arm

>>77287762
that makes it even worse, osp's arm broke midfight somewhere. he still beats dc though

>>77287751
I didn't say it was terrible. It was a great performance, but it wasn't prime Jones.

Go back and watch Jones older fights and the insane shit he's pulling off. Against OSP he looked good, but he didn't look like that Jones that threw a spinning wheel kick and stuffed a takedown in the same motion

>>77287743
If not DC then who. Gus and Manuwa/Volkan are all I see left really. And the latter option doesn't seem like the strongest challenge.

>>77287787
>he still beats dc though

nah, he picked floyd to win. jones is getting ko'd.

The MMA Hour with Chris Weidman, Tyron Woodley, Germaine de Randamie, Michael Chiesa, Dustin Poirier, Sean O'Malley, Jimmie Rivera & Pat Miletich in studio
>https://youtu.be/kU95E7uhzFM

File: BIGMONEY.jpg (402KB, 2244x1344px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 2244x1344px

>>77287812
>nah, he picked floyd to win
t. small baler

>>77287832
>its a michael chiesa bitching episode

>>77287832
>caring about the Kike Gossip Hour

>>77287832
>Germaine de Randamie
Is this the first major interview she's done since getting stripped?

Surely Weidman won't get titleshot over Yoelito?

File: darn that knee was ILLEGAL and sure did hurt! I for sure cant continue, illegal knee!.webm (3MB, 522x362px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 522x362px

>>77287970

Weidman is delusional, don't worry about it

>>77287992
Would you say it'd be ridiculous for Yoel to get titleshot off a loss? Who else will Bisping fight? Fuck GSP!

>>77288000
It's only ridiculous because they gave Whittaker an interim title

If they hadn't done that, there could have been argument about it. Now, the unification bout has to come before anything else, otherwise what's the point of the interim title

>>77288000

Whittaker mate.

>>77288015
>>77288017
Whittaker can't fight for a while, Bisping needs to fight before year ends

File: kevin lee heemed by a can.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>kevin lee

>>77287832
>caring about the talmud torahs talk hour

>>77288063
>Hating on Ariel
Go away

File: download.jpg (6KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 259x194px

>>77288082
Schaub's gonna need lawyer

>>77287316
I've noticed this too.
I guess fightin will do that to you.

File: nach-den-sternen-greifen.jpg (141KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 800x600px

>>77288082
>HOW TO: reach for the stars

Is Paul Felder low-key boy material?

>>77288069
Good goy, useful goy