/heem/

This is the thread.

HARDY WORK
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DC is going to miss weight isnt he

>>77277780
See I'm in your head and she's not underage in Britain

Pussy.

>>77280099
Did you take any pictures at the UFC fights last night?

>>77280130
heem isn't your friend

>>77280163
literally cringed

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fayvwit feemayuhl fytuh

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>stacked AF ufc this weekend
>RIZIN this weekend
So fuggin happy lads

>>77280235
>lads

cringing

>>77280099

>July is already almost over

Goddamn, time flies when you're working.

>>77280313
no one cares about you working

>>77280313
*portions time off*

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>>77280182
>>77280299
>>77280367
you upset lil fella?

Who is your favorite woman MMA fighter? Be honest and objective in your answer.

Who is your favourite UFC woman fighter?

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who should cynthia fight next inside the squared circle?

>>77280478

literally who

>>77280395
cringed

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For me its Heather and i wrote a poem for her

Like thunder crashing over the shore, I will always love you more. You are the air that I breathe, the language that I speak. You are the lyrics to my song. You're the one to whom my heart belongs. And though we are worlds apart, you are always in my heart

HARDY WORK!!!

>>77280478
>Naming your son Colby

what's the most effective way to neutralize a single leg takedown attempt?

>>77280552
Jumping over the opponent and do a 180 degree turn as you're right over their back. And then take their back.

which ufc fighter with at least 3 wins this year should be voted figher of the year?

JON, YOU ARE A BAD PERSON.

I AM A GOOD PERSON.

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Michael Dukakis

which female ufc strawweight that made her debut this year should get the next title shot?

>>77280625
can't wait for that fat fuck to get retired

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>>77280661
Daily reminder Bones will heem Daniel "Double Cheeseburger" Cormemer inside 1 round!!

What's your favorite BPS fight of all time?

>>77280658
Chan mi Jeon

>>77280703
>Hating someone because they're a good person.
Edgy faggot highschool metalheads need to be gassed.

>>77280703
good pic. pretty acurate actually!

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>>77280703
Not really a fan of Jones but your pic still makes me chuckle

>>77280703
>Daniel is in love with the narrative
Bones hit it right on the head here

weidman is a fag

>>77280762
Honestly DC stopped that shit a while ago when he said he's "embracing the heel". He genuinely seems more composed with this shit now, even got at Jones sometimes which I think surprised him.
I feel like he's genuinely more focused on the W, not the hate

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Does Chris like to watch?

>>77280802
>Honestly DC stopped that shit a while ago when he said he's "embracing the heel"

Buddy just last fucking night they showed an interview of him and bones and DC was wearing a patterned shirt with the fucking top button done up

no tie

buttoned right up to the top

>>77280703
this is the only good image posted on /heem/ this year

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>>77280808
Yes, and Charlie applauds if he gives her a good rogering

>>77280849
Yeah but his heel stuff is not really him, I guess it's more his way of dealing with it and it seems to work.
Compare DC now to that Summer kickoff conference where he was saying all sorts of stupid shit and calling himself a pussy. He seems to handle it all better, I don't think the narrative is really his focus anymore, he sort of let go

>>77279796
Someone needs to sit BJ down and explain to him how he may die from the amount of beat downs he is getting. I am scared for this lil man.

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>>77280899
>STRONG ISLAND

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>>77279796
goat

>>77280932
wonderpedo

>>77280808
Stephen Thompson isn't attracted to women

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVTUo6UAKwI/

>>77280949
I don't chest tattoos on girls...her's ain't bad.

>>77280949
she is going to fuck up that russian sloot

>>77280992
Any idea who is may fight next? I enjoy watching him fight.

>>77280099
fuck you for not screaming still my boy during the earlies last night

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im doing the August calendar and it looks bare as fuck. Anybody have any other calendar layout examples i could base the heem calendar off of?
i'd also like to put fighter birthdays on the calendar but idk how to work all of this in without it getting cluttered?

07/31 - Aljamain Sterling, Joseph Benavidez, Thomas Almeida, Uriah Hall
08/01 - Gegard Mousasi
08/02 - Nick Diaz
08/03 - Ben Nguyen, Neil Magny
08/04 - Ray Borg, Bryan Caraway
08/09 - Alexa Grasso
08/10 - Randa Markos
08/13 - Demetrious Johnson
08/16 - Tecia Torres
08/07 - Leslie Smith
08/10 - Kevin Randleman
08/11 - Joe Rogan
08/18 - Sergio Pettis, Joanna Jedrzejczyk, Gian Villante, Miesha Tate, Chris Lytle
08/19 - Krzysztof Jotko, Stipe Miocic, Julianna Pena
08/24 - Dan Henderson

>>77281056
Tell us about your UFC experience last night

>>77281036
Masvidal supposedly

>>77281056
That doesn't look bare at all
It doesn't need to be needlessly cluttered with stuff people don't care much about.
The events are good and as long as they're on, I'm happy. Don't overdo it lad

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>>77281056

>>77281056
>Volkov Vs Struve

That can't be the headliner, right? Wtf?

>>77281066
Oyyyyyyy thats a good fight

>>77281056
Ask your psychiatrist for an Abilify calendar, and Home Depot for a rope.

>>77281093
Yes

And it's preceded by Reneau-de Randamie in the mother of all wtf fights

remember when the calendars weren't shit?

>>77281121
No
No that can't be the co main. This can't be right. Something else HAS to be added to that card. I assume it's Fight Pass only? It has to be

>>77280347
Wait...this tired sluggish bum is going to box?
Sad

>>77281163
Remember the original picksbro who wasn't a faggot?

>>77281056
August is a barren month. MayMac stealing all the business.

It's almost as if promoters knew or something.

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>>77281037
i did

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>>77281024
let's hope so

>>77281169
i miss OG picksbro

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Has Ngannou blacked her yet? Itty bitty white boi Caraway couldn't satisfy a real woman.

>>77281186

I'm unironically more excited for Volkov vs. Struve than MayMac.

>>77281187
don't you lie to me you son of a bitch

>>77281187
how much were the tickets?

>>77281206
Fucking Canada

>>77281138
Supposedly it's on FS1 bu it screams FP like Singapore card earlier this year. There are a couple slots left open on the main card so I think you're right, but it's still a very odd main & co-main

>>77281201
she's not white she's jewish

>>77281056
Aug 18 Titan FC 45: Araujo vs Capitulino
Aug 19 Polaris Pro: Polaris 5 London

That's on fightpass schedule

>>77281232
Racist faggot white zilch cuck loser nerd fuck you don't talk to me like that

>>77281252
post your guns you blathering incompetent

>>77281237
i found the fightpass schedule once but i couldnt find it again. can you link me brosef?

>>77281256
No thanks you statist cum stain dweeb.

>>77281056
What's the hourly pay for putting this kind of thing together?

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>>77281229
That's bizarre. Honestly looking at it we're getting quite a few main events that don't really have the star power, or even the ranking to carry the card. Seems much more common now than before.
Maybe it's the result of the UFC trying to stack PPV cards this year with the absence of a big star? We didn't have these sorts of main events just one year ago.

It's not that they're really bad fights either, it's just Main events are generally higher profile and bare more significance to the higher rankings

How would Andy Sixx do in the octagon?

Why are reruns of americas funniest home videos literally more popular than live ufc events?

>>77281284
Initially he would probably have to swallow his pride and taste defeat, but inevitably he would log some wins.

>charles oliveira is good

>>77281257
If you subscribe go to the live events page, scroll all the way to the bottom, and click on "show full schedule." It will show you the tentative schedule for the full year. It's close enough that the August schedule should come up automatically.

>>77281290

because liking Cage Fighting as a sport is like appreciating Stripping for the Acrobatics

>>77281360
He's low-key doing very well against top opponents

>>77281273
Something like Lobov-Swanson or Holm-Correia main eventing would have been unthinkable a year and a half ago. It's hard to say going off of memory, but I wanna say that the overall cards are pretty much the same with a huge drop in the quality of the main events. It probably doesn't help that the overall roster is thinning out

>>77281369
really made me think

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>>77281380
It's also weird because the UFC is arguably more mainstream than it's ever been, yet UFC on FOX ratings seen to be declining, and apparently yesterday's card was an all time low, including DJ.

And the thing is, that was a good main event too. I'm not sure how this recent trend of poorer main events started but I think it should stop. WME need to try and do something to build the UFC brand and weak main events aren't going to help

>>77279796
Personal life

Curran is of Samoan, Hawaiian, Irish and German descent.[7]

>>77281297
After he logged his first couple wins I can see him streaking into the top 10 of a steamy and competitive 145 lb division.

>>77281446
TKO'd by Paige Vanzant
Armbarred by Alex Chambers
RNC'd by Felice Herrig
Lost to Jamie Fucking Moyle

>>77281446
Absolute mutt.

Is a guy like Vitor or bj gonna die after a fight one of these days?

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Where my fellow /boners/ at??

>>77281446
good thing she's part german otherwise she would be a 0/10

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Boxin isn't fightin, ye

>>77281484
If Melvin Manhoef is still kicking, those guys have a long ways to go before dying.

>>77281498
Right here nigga I hope the real champ throws this fat sack around and taps him in the 3rd.

>>77281420
Agreed. On paper it was a pretty solid card all the way around...perhaps some of the matchmaking issues are starting to take their toll. They put on a string of pretty awful PPVs earlier in the year, it might take a while to repair the damage

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>>77281560

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>>77281614
she's a big girl

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DC beats jones via decision

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>>77281560
>>77281614

Honestly I've been watching Jones older fights and even though I like DC, it'd be bloody great to have that monster back. Shame LHW is so thin now but still, what Jones is capable of is amazing

>>77281560
>cross
D R O P P E D

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>>77281657

>>77281634
Nice delusion there, champ. Jones is gonna /heem/ this fake champ

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>>77281657

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Bet it all on the potatolad!

>>77281656
I think losing now to DC would be the best thing to happen to Jon.

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Post your top three boys. If you have good taste you get to come in.

>>77281691
Current boys or all time boys?

>>77281634

DC is gonna beat his meat to the thought of giving Jon the succ

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what are your thoughts on australian betting tips?

>>77281691
Teymur
Whittaker
Masvidal

>>77281749
I actually kind of think it's a joke at this point

>>77280750
how could you possibly know that dc is a good person? maybe the skeletons in his closet just aren't all out there like Jones' are

>>77281749
are they still betting tips if you do the opposite?

>>77281749
>taking Aussie posts on here seriously

We just shitpost on here lad. In reality we have more MMA knowledge than all you goofs combined.

>>77281749

If you believe bet the house on DC and let it ride on Conor

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>>77281657
>cross
>meaning anything in 2017

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>>77281657
Excuse me?

>>77281749
>>77281758
>>77281765
>>77281774
>>77281782


>>77272408

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>>77281657

>>77281657
She's Brazilian they're all religious

>>77281762
Absolutely this. Jones is a man of God who has made his sins known to the world. If you read the Bible you'd know that a lot of God's boys were actually sinners too. King David, Adam, Moses, St. Paul, etc. Also DC lowkey looks like a rapist and a child molester.

>>77281758
I think it's been a bunch of LARPers for a long time like with Adan and LMAObud

>>77281635
where were they saying?

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>>77281789

>>77281843
Joanna called Claudia ugly

>>77281830
I'm both of those people though lol

>>77281851
>with friend
K E K
E
K
its all blacked memes left and right until its your girl getting B L A C K E D

>>77281843
Both talkin shit in very very bad English so its funny.....and hot

>>77281869
Exactly

>>77281851
I....I don't get it

>>77281851
dudes got dat weidman eye

>>77281851
>when he hits you with the holly holm bedroom eyes

>>77281859
>>77281875
l-link?

imagine thinking roidshithole jacarrhea or brunshit were going to beat whittaker

howling

>>77281667
>>77281635
>>77281614
>>77281560

Does the man abs she has give her the man voice that comes out of her?

>thinking the Aussie's know nothing about fighting is a meme

I made a $500 bet on Weidman last night because I read through /heem/ picks and saw Australians overwhelmingly picked Kelvin. I'll be doing the same for now on, Australians are stunad.

>>77281762

DC cheated on his first wife and broke up their marriage hurting the kids

Towelgate

Punching Jon at that Press Conference


Fighters don't have to be good people but DC fucks up all the time ... he just doesn't cost us main events

>>77281912
>howling

kys

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Schaub speaks on last nights card

Very well thought imo

>>77281912
Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>77281921
>visible abs make voices deeper
you must sound like a fairy princess then fat boy

>>77281943
Schaub is literally never wrong.

>>77281900
What is google?

>>77281952
i have a baratone voice that carries i could be an orator

>>77281950
lol fucking worthless zero

whittaker shitcanned all of them and your dumbass thought otherwise

you laughed at me but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW IM LAAAAAAAAAAAUGHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>77281968
i dont care that you could give me oral you weirdo

>>77281943
was a good card "for sure" "my man" i'll be at the comedy club this wednesday night

>>77281927
Show proof or shut the fuck up faggot

>>77281921
>Man voice
Ah huh sure bud.

i also predicted max shitcanning aldo

muh leg kicks
muh famous gorilla burger mindset
muh neo footwork aldo
muh stance

fuck you racetraitor zilches you are everything wrong with this universe i know literally everything about mma

>>77281975
reported

>>77281943

honestly I saw next to no promotion on it and the back to back cards makes it hard for hype to build

not complaining I love it but it makes it easier to miss them

but its weird anyone feel like they really aren't promoting UFC 214? This should be a GOAT card and on paper the best this year by far yet I don't feel like I'm seeing all that much on it especially for a July PPV

>>77281972
Rockhold would strangle that can. Tell him to beat someone that isn't a grandpa. He wouldn't be able to.

>beating up old men
>somehow makes him good

I spit out my drink and giggled at your stupidity.

>>77281900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxx2QVIpCIs
Here nigga

cody also embarrassed almeida you all owe me an apology

>>77281972
>this is the same person who calls others mentally ill for making graphics as a hobby

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is nate diaz really that good looking or is it just because I have a weakness for bad boys xD

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>>77282019

>>77282008
i dont give a shit what puke shithole could do you owe me an apology you fucking nobody you dumb fuck actually thought whittaker would lose to jacarrhea

howling right now

>>77281749
That is what everyone thought would happen though

>>77281943

He's not wrong. Last night was a great card, easily top five of the year, arguably top three.

>>77281943
Who is schaub talking to here? I'm assuming most hard core fans watched the fights last night

>>77282008
Whittaker would retire Rockhold

>>77282038
Thanks Literal Jim for stepping on my bit.

>>77282019
Calendarnigger is a fucking loon that admittedly took medication for his disease. He spams Mackenzie, Cynthia, and other various WMMA fighters and then ban evades.

>>77282033
God damn her and Jéssica Andrade could just take turns putting me in submissions for hours on end. I'd pay just for that.

>hes bragging about his picks
>he picked Gunnar

>>77282035
I picked Whittaker over both those fossils. Rockhold would strangle the life out of that fucking loser would get heem'd by any middleweight champion of any era. Bisping is not a champion. Take a hike loser.

>>77282014
>Wanting an apology from anyone on a sami reindeer herding and cloudberry gathering irc

>>77282076
no you didn't you suck you fucking zero puke shithole is garbage dont respond

>>77282087
I don't take orders from statist crustaceans like you. Your track record is spotty like your underwear and your breath reeks of dookie meat. I will enjoy the taste of your tears when Whittaker gets starched the next time he fights someone under 35 years old. Fuck you loser, I run this yard.

50 year old avocado shaped Jim Norton can do 15 pull ups. Literally more than any woman in the UFC.

>>77282150
>that video of tecia torres where she gives up after 4 and 1/2

>>77282072

If Gunnar actually wore his protective headgear he would've won!

Who let him in public without it

>>77282150
>>>/pol/
Kill yourself

Why do some MMA nerds think calling people casuals is an insult? I'm proud to be a casual. My time is precious I don't waste it watching every single MMA fight like some no lifing nerd. If you're not a casual you're probably a fat neckbeard who still wears his greasy tapout shirt from 2010.

>>77282181
do you lift at home or at a public gym?

>>77282181
4/10
Make it less obvious next time. You pretending to be a fucking idiot still makes you a fucking idiot. At least give honest predictions next event so we can make some dough.

>>77282141
durr hurr look at me im catchy im witty nobody cares you fucking blithering nobody i swear to christ i hate fucking blooooooooooooooooooooooooodyelbow tier faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggots like you that try to be quick in substitute of being a cum dribble of fascism on the face of humanity i wish i could fucking track you down as quick as i did calendarnigger please i literally do not caaaaaaaare bro

Australia give me your picks for UFC 214


>>77282174
why would i want to associate with those freedom hating fuck

>>77282174
Shut the fuck up, white devil

>>77282223
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

where were u when weidman out bantered bisping?

Origin of the word "heem". It's on wshh too. Over eight years strong.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfim9o

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>>77282223
That's a lot of fascist talk there buddy, tracking me down, giving me orders. You're a closet fashy aren't you? I bet you pretend that political compass survey is BS. I'm keeping an eye on you, don't make me bash the fash in your hometown.

Theres a mentally ill guy amongst us

>>77282209
What's idiotic about that? Without casuals the UFC wouldn't even exist.

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>>77282227
I'll do my 214 picks as if I'm Australian
>DC
>Maia
>Evinger
>Cerrone
>Oezdemir

>>77282280
We have a couple mentally ill people here.

>Coral Springs
>pickbro
>Spain
>dock elf
>scat spammer

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Hello heem, this is where my vagina would be, if I had one

>>77282302
Picksguy is the o ly person that contributed regularly that I'm convinced isn't mentally ill

>>77282280
theres like 6 or 7 at least

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>>77282321
>>77281056

>>77280761
Top kek at that comment

>>77282257

Bisping got out bantered by old man Silva who knows like 6 words in English

Bisping is the kid who was gifted the ball at recess and is trying to milk that power as long as he can while everyone else just wants to play already

Who is the hot Asian mma girl? The fighter and the ring girl need names on both quick

>>77281056
i offered that me and you fight on the 19, but thats taken up, so me vs calendernigger on August 12 ill tweet dana and ask him if he'll put it on fightpass

>>77282366
How's that a bad thing? Dude does something constructive consistently for heem like the Australian guy with the webms during events. There probably 3 or 4 people that contribute original content to heem and he's one of them. Good on them for making heem a little more bearable

>>77282313
Got the Ronda one?

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>>77282227
>Jones
>Woodley
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

I dare you to do the opposite of my bets, bud. Let's see if Australian MMA knowledge is really a meme or not

>>77282289
>Oezdemir
II think you'd be surprised

>>77282395
>not mentally ill
>making calendars with kevin randleman, joe rogan and randa markos' birthdays on them
lol

>>77282257
>1-3
>I'm the champ!
He bantered himself.

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I could heem every here

>>77282431
heem yourself

>>77281222
Checked

>>77282411
Sounds like an mma calendar? You must really hate your life. Why do you come here? Seriously

>>77282441
mad? :^)

anyone think almeida won that? rivera didnt do shit with the takedowns and almeida landed the more significant strikes in the second and third rounds.

>>77282457
no you

>>77282451
not him but there really is no point to have random fighters birthdays on the calender

>>77281498
Present

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>>77282469
i think you'd be surprised

>>77282508
>this faggot again

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>>77282518
You want some?

Just got heemed by a jab lads. Say something nice to me

>>77282537

it's time to retire lad.

>>77282534
id heem all three of you faggots

>>77281691
>Favorite
Jones
Cowboy
Nunes

Fellas I'm a little worried.

Lately I've been seeing Gooby spammed a lot on /sp/ and he's even being brought up in some other internet communities that I frequent. I'm a little scared that they're gonna try and take our boy from us.

>>77282579

Conor McGregor was never my boy.

>>77281774
>Trick on you I was only retarding to be pretended

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>>77281691
Reem
Reem
Reem

>>77282579
fuck him

dont forget to hide stubs

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>>77280235
>That one American that says lads and mate

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>>77282630
>>77282643
>>77282652

Springsperg has gone off the deep end this time

>>77282411
>Randleman
Too soon. Also I have no problem with picks guy idk why he's triggered your autism so hard

>someone insults the spammer
>he gets mad
>starts talking to himself in progressively less coherent posts
>works himself into a frenzy
>starts spamming gore/scat

Every time. This guy belongs in an asylum.

Just an FYI,

you guys are major faggots.

>>77282727
This is unironically my favorite part of /heem/

faggots

>>77282727
>>77282742
And there's the next step, posting a "your mother will die unless you post faggot in this thread" thread on /b/.

This is why I'm proud to be a casual. Non-casuals are always mentally ill like the guy spamming gore ITT

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Really makes you think.

>>77282717
Not me.

>>77280235
Why is his benis bleeding?

>>77282773
Mental illness at work.

Non-casuals take note. This could be you one day.

>>77282780
Where are you watching UFC 214?

>>77282719
its literally one guy. i used to think it was the old picksguy just salty that somebody is doing it better than him but now i think its just some retard that has nothing else to do

>>77282789
At my dads house with some family.

>>77282773
OFFICIAL HEEM SCHAUB FILTER

FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

COMMENT
/schaub/i

MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/hyPR3Ahu

>>77282821
It's just the IMG posters. The filter list is gratuitous.

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>>77282790
I know it's one guy. Scatspammer hates the calendar bro and I can only imagine him phone posting screeching autistically

>>77282289
>Maia
>Oezdimir
>Cowboy
Those are all feasible, a true Australian pic would be Curran over Albu

>>77282839
Does he really use a VPN on his phone to spam scat? He has all that scat saved on his phone?

>tfw could controversially 48-47 literally every here in my home country

>>77282821
why would you want to miss out on quality shaub posts?

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>>77282483
>>77282790
scatfag pls

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>>77282860

>>77282227
jbj 60% decision 40% sub
tyron by ko ez
the man
cerrone 51% lawler 49%, tyron is onto his 3rd fight since slaying lawler so he's prob gunna get merked
manure ez

feel free to screencap for your autism post

>>77282885
thats some good mma analysis

>>77282792
How big is his TV? lol

wanted to give a shoutout to the guy who said Darren "The Human Retard" Elkins last night I have randomly giggled about that like 10 times since

>>77282912
It's a 60 inch nice TV. I only really ever order PPVs when it's a big event and my cousins and uncle wants to watch. They are all very interested in Jones/Cormier 2.

>>77282891
>tyron by ko ez
>tyron is onto his 3rd fight since slaying lawler so he's prob gunna get merked

>>77282891
I agree with this guy. He seems to know his shit.

>>77282891
Betting $100 on Maia

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>>77282031

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Why do some fighters at the end of there career look like like they had been hit by a train?

why did germaine derp randamie vacate the title just to fight a no-name at 135?

>>77282999

In case anyone wants a good kek

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/hughes/country/CA/

>>77282943
yeah i reread that and it was pretty shit sentence, but i'm sure you know what i meant, tyron has had 2 fights since lawler has fought at all and his third is on the same night

if this was lawlers third fight in the same time period i'd pick him but with a long layoff who knows

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I came to the realization today that I basically have the same body as Daniel Cormier but a few inches taller. I'm now depressed. I don't think I'll ever look good naked.

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>>77283039
Don't worry I'm sure your primary care physician has seen worse.

>>77283075
Thanks Janebro.

>>77283016
He must be hughes' bastard son or something

If Woodley puts on another Main Event stinker and loses is he going to get the Jake Shields treatment?

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>>77282684
I didn't post that though...

>>77283132
Hughes is the GOAT leaf hunter with wins over GSP and Newton

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how mad is yoel right now?

>>77283156
No question, the fights with Wonderboy might be enough on their own.

maia won't be able to take tyron down
he's going to face plant that faggot before he knows what's happening to him

>>77283216
The Australian agrees.

>>77283218
so does based ben askren

>>77280180
Who is this God??

>>77283184
Soldier of Whine.

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>>77283014
>marion reneau is a no-name
nigga just say you dont follow mma and leave

>>77283218
maia got rocked by fuckin masvidal AND couldn't sub him, tyrons gunna wreck him

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>>77283275

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>>77283267

>>77283195
First one was good tho

>>77283291
why doesn't he drive to his house

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>>77281691
Shogun
Showtime
Ruthless

only just realised it was Shane Burgos who had his ponytail heemed mid fight

>>77283275
aspen lard will never fight in the ufc lol

>>77283301
Honestly I thought both were pretty good, tense fights at the time although they don't really have any replay value. But the perception that they were boring is out there which is all that counts.

>>77283275

lol Ladd is never making 115

>>77282534
>>77282508
Why are you pretending to be an ultimate fighter contestant?

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He's right you know

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>>77283329
you sure about that?

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>>77281691

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>>77283337
good thing she fights at 135

>>77283343
nunes v pixels

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what the fuck is his problem?

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PUNJABI PRISON GOING LIVE BROS

>>77283353
lol that's one of her sisters not her daughter, i know surprising for an MMA fighter

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>>77279796
bless

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>>77283374
what face is this?

>>77283335

Woodley sucks in 5 round fights he fights a boring pace and is happy hand fighting against the cage for 23 minutes

If he can't get you into that stupid sprinting stutter step he does he just sits there

him vs Maia will be one of the more boring decisions on record cap this