/heem/ - #andSTILL Edition

Shawb

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>>64769597
STILL MY BABY GURL!!!!

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3rd for Cruz

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Attomic butt drops

Vlad The Bad vs Ronda

Vlad+Holly tag team on Ronda

who ya got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vGq0sfygng

Fake Ronda nude thread on /b/

>>64769718
Those aren't fake.

who here is or used to be a national champion?

was 5x shit-tier-MA champ as a kid, won some championships outside the country as well
no, I will not clarify

>>64769758
>national champion
Literally means nothing if you're not from America

>>64769718

Looks legit

>>64769766
Depends what country & what sport. Being a national amateur boxing champ in Russia is a pretty big feat.

>>64769758

I don't even know where the fuck Estonia is in the world m8 assuming near Serbia and all that shit.

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Post local prospects

https://youtu.be/evpSu7STWt8

>>64769758
I wish I got into martial arts when I was younger. I only started in college, way too old to build any specific dexterity. Feels bad, man.

>>64769766
>>64769810

I never said it was an accomplishment. I was just asking if there were any other superior specimen like myself in /heem/.

>>64769877
No one cares. I can submit you whenever I want

>>64769810
below finland, to the left of russia

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weigh in ronda

>>64769810
Estonia is basically Finland's little brother

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>>64769597
>tfw going to Lelator 149 with the lads

Cant wait for the memes desu

I'm literally going on trip to Estonia just to submit this guy

What's your address?

>>64769758
I won a merit certificate once.

>>64769810
their population is less than every one of our state's :(

>>64769978
For your sake I hope those mummies are roided to the tits or you'll have a boring night

>>64769979
good with that, maple syrup. I joined a BJJ gym in 2004, which was 11 years ago.

>>64769999
Quads confirm it.

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I WUDDA FIGHT YOU IN BRASIL
I WUDDA GO TO ISLAND AND FACE YOU THEYA

WHADEVER WANT MANG

>>64770019
that's perfect but I didn't ask that.

You can't duck me forever

>>64770019
What's the craziest thing you've seen first hand in your time in BJJ?

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It took Conor 32 months to go from 0-0 in the UFC to the champ

11 of those were recovering from knee surgery

So it took him 21 months of fighting, it would have taken 17 months had Aldo not pussied out of UFC 189

Conor fought 7 times in 21 months or once every 3 months

CONOR BLESS

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REMINDER that if you think Aldo was a flash KO you think Frankie vs Mendes was also

What are some good pride, Strikeforce, and wec cards to watch all the way through?

P-pls respond

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>>64770056
>>64770064
>still talking about fights that literally happened a year ago

move on

>>64770067
>all the way through
Why? Just look up based NBK's title defenses

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Hahahahahahhaha

>

>>64770090

>He thinks losing is a bad thing

This guy

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>>64770090
hahahahaha ikr

>>64770095
>He thinks losing is acceptable

Loser

>>64770044
The craziest things for me were the ones that I experienced myself. I've had my bones broken twice during sparring (wrist and elbow) and also have had eyebrow skin slit open via an elbow while wrestling. But an interesting one was when a dude's asshole started bleeding from inside. Very unexpected and unique.

>>64770090
hahahahahahahchinghahahahahahhahachonghahahahahahah

>>64770067
strikeforce hendo vs babalu 2
strikeforce diaz v daley
pride 32
pride 33
really all of the pride shockwave events
wec 48
wec 53

theres a lot more but this should provide u with some nice memes and heems

>>64770110

Name me one UFC champ who's undefeated

oh wait only literally meme womens fighters are

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AY

MISER MAGHREYGOR IF U WANNA COME TO LIGH DIVISION

DIS MY DIVISION MAN

IS BEDDER STAY ON FEDURWEIGH DIVISION

>>64770130
jon jones

>>64769821
Jon Jones kickboxing brother ?

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>>64770090
Hahahahahahhaha

>>64770110
STRIKE FIRST STRIKE HARD NO MERCY SIR!

>>64770142

>jones
>Champ

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>>64770130
Jon Jones

>B-BUT HE HAS 1 LOSS

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STILL MY BOY

>>64769597

if it's pronounced "meh-MEH-tic" why is it pronounced "MEEM"?

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>>64770148
Hahhahahahahahahah

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>>64770157

>>64770154
>Jones
>Champ

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>>64770157
STILL MY BOY X2

>>64769597
Anyone got the lightsabers at weigh-in webm?

>>64770113
>dude's asshole started bleeding from inside
damn what kind of sub caused that

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I WUZ DOING DIS WHILE BEEJAY WAS ON HIS FAWTHERS NUTSACK

>>64769785
nah

>back in work on Monday

Just heem me already

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Leave Mr. McGregor to me

>>64770292
neetbucks run out?

>>64769758
Which MA did you do?

>>64770299

>no Sir

Fake

>>64770299
Why does this lesbian have a guitar pick over her eye?

>>64770299

>tips muh sage

>>64770292
>not having already started a week ago
what kind of cozy job you got your mitts on famalam

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Technique is learned, courage and heart no!
I accept a mma fight to 30,000 people and get out of my comfort zone in jiu jitsu made me learn many things!
In six months I did not even win the first degree in the white belt, imagine a world championship fight in the final black belt and just training only 6 months?
it is, our jiu jitsu idol ronaldo jacaré "the same who judged me when I knocked on my debut, are the same as today applaud me"
Out of 20 years of jiu jitsu to a crowded saitama you have a great desire to overcome and know that the criticism comes from those who know they would never have the same desire you

Try to live challenges!
"History is written by those who have no fear of failure"

>>64770438

oright m8 calm down

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>>64770442
The first step has already been!
Adrenaline, anxiety, pre fight problems!
Is now dedicate myself even more!
I thought I would have a rest to my head, but I'll leave that privilege to when I achieve my goals!
April is already there, let's go to battle again!
I see my friends celebrating the end of year, holidays, beach, all together and I see my training and my apartment.
But sure it will be worth every minute of my resigns!
Let's go #teamgabigarcia
#rizinff #rizin #nextchallenge #bjj #gabigarcia #jiujitsu #bjj #bjjwoman #japan #mmajp #wmma #mmapro

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Enough Memery dudes

Rate the following from most likely to least likely to beat Conor "get the pay to knock out Jose" McGregor

Faber
Tony Ferguson
Khabib
Frankie Edgar
RDA
Cowboy Cerrone
Nick Diaz
Max Holloway
Dustin Diamond Dick Porier

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Is the only reason Rousey is mentioned in the media after losing is because "Le womyn" and "Le feel the bern XD"

>>64770438
Gabi really needs to go to a mewvment coach, she looked stiff and sloppy in there. What's Ido doing between Conor's fights, anyway?

>>64770485

None of them can beat Conor but Khabib

>>64770485
remove khabib, edgar and el cucui would all heem him

>>64770485
Nick Diaz???? Probably mean Nate you casual
Khabib
RDA
Frankie
POWER GAP
Holloway
Ferguson
Cerrone
Faber is irrelevant

None of these striking fags

>>64770535

My bad, meant Nate, was watching a Nick Diaz highlight earlier.

>>64770562
Pretty fucking sure Big Dick Nick would destroy Conor anyway.

id pay 59.99 to see Conor get wrasslefucked for 5 rounds and then subbed late in the 5th by RDA

I'd pay 59.99 to watch Conor vs literally anyone at this point

>>64770586

>Big Dick Nick

A gentlemen never tells ;)

>>64769978
name pls

>>64770142
got beat by matt hamil m8

>>64770670

Kendra Lust

>>64770908
Easy there lad, he for sure lost the fight but he was in no way beaten

>>64771008

Hamill destroyed him with viscious headbutts to the elbow

>>64771008
losing=being beaten

same shit, matt hamill beat jon jones fair and square

>>64770999
safe bruv

>>64771008
Really? Then why does it count as a loss on his record if he didn't lose?

>>64771106
Disqualified, hamill didnt beat anyone.

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>>64771076
Not at all, losing is losing, being beaten up is being beaten

Jon Jones was winning that fight by far and the only reason he didn't was being disqualified, it wasn't because Hammill was beating the shit out of him

Check this webm out, you're basically saying the guy eating a stiff kick to the face is beating the other guy up, that's how dumb your argument is

>>64766767 #
Is it (RDA/Pettis) a good fight to rewatch? I don't remember it all that well

>>64771162

Are you just ignoring facts?

See >>64771036

>>64771159
Really? Then why did it show up as a win on Hamills record?

>>64771162
beaten up =/= beaten

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>>64771205
You got BTFO'd hard and now you're just backpedaling because you've got nothing. That's fair. This is a L in your column and a W in mine, unless you want to disqualify me for illegal use of logic.

I bet I could DQ every here

>>64771249
>every

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>It's /heem/ being technical again even though it should have been a NC

>>64771271

>Should have been a NC

But Hamill beat him

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>be deaf
>still manage to become the goat by legitimately defeating Jon 'Bones' Jones in sanctioned, unarmed combat
>still manage to be a supreme alpha male who gets literal 10s despite lacking 1 of his 5 senses
is there a more based man in existence?

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>>64771296
>If I keep saying it maybe it will be funny

>>64771238
>this post
are you like 12

>>64771271
thats not how it works bruh

illegal strikes=disqualification=loss

if it was by accident, like a nutshot, then it wouldve been a NC

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/9/10739604/ufc-fabricio-werdum-luke-rockhold-wimp-only-fights-men-mma-news

>>64771340
>"Everyone in the fight business knows I'm not arrogant at all. He is the one who is quite arrogant, actually. He said he would fight me, huh? The problem is that I only fight men, not wimps. He should ask Velasquez if he has any chance against me."

>>64771340
>After I won, I passed by him and asked him ‘Where's the fake belt now?' and all he said was 'good job'"

Why is Werdum so based?

Luke Rockhold? Who is that guy? That nobody

>>64771394
hes a cock guy

>>64771340
>Cockhold calling anyone arrogant
especially Werdum lel, he seems like a genuine nice guy

>>64771423
Tbh I didn't mind him so much in the lead up to My Boy/Rockhold because I thought it was just confidence but it seems like he's just a dick.

Hey pussy, you still there?

>>64771536
because bud light wont pay me nothin'

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>>64771340

>>64771609
Alls you have to do is believe baby, believe you're the best in the world and you'll get here

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why is dillashit so highly ranked in the p4p

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CRUZ INJURED

http://www.ufc.com/news/Cruz-Sidelined-by-ACL-Injury

>>64771661
he slaughtered barao twice

>>64771666
>December 22, 2014
what

>>64771669
Still wouldn't put him that high. He's not even above Aldo in my book.

>>64771609
You know if you drunk Coors light, I would literally kill you, right?

>>64770149
underrated post

>tfw not even an estonian
>tfw just a rusfag coming to Tallinn to cuck estfags and fuck their bitches

>>64771800
Go to Mad Murphy's Irish Bar just off the main square. There are qt Russian barmaids there.

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will conor be gaining weight to fight at 155? he still has to fight at 145 so that kinda seems like a bad idea.

>>64771870
>>64771870
thanx breh, I will

>>64771918
He walks around 170 plus, m8

>>64771661
more media attention

>>64771297
if there was he'd be the one to put you 6 feet deep you fuck

>>64771800
expect a quick KO from me, Ivan

Bader is gonna cuck the shit out of Rumble, Cormier, Jones and all of /heem/

requesting the webm of daisey ridley hitting pads

>>64773016
SONG LYRICS

>>64773016
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Nick Diaz vs Lawler

https://streamable.com/ogck

i prefer r/mma over this shithole tbqhwyf

why the fuck would the ufc put a major card on a sunday night knowing that people have to go to work on monday?

>>64773097
You'll tune in if you're a real fight fan.

>>64773106
of course i will but ill regret it

>>64773097
You think YOU have it hard?

Anyways I think it's some NFL thing they want to be after

>>64773097
because NFL playoffs on Saturday and they would get absolutely fucking destroyed in the ratings.

ya fuckin goof

>>64773125
why not just do friday night then?

>>64773138
Nobody watches TV on a Friday night

>>64773156
And nobody sits at home watching a pay per view either.

>>64773097
I think what's worse is that it's a fucking FS1 card and not FOX. have fun with all those commercials and staying up past midnight EST for the main event.

>>64773182
You get eight or ten guys

>>64773184

Probably put it on FS1 just in case Cruz got injured again.

>>64773182

I will if its a fight I care about... I would rather watch it in my living room drinking and in decent quality

>>64773222
yeah, that's more than likely the reasoning behind it. I think it would have been better if Cruz/Dillashaw was the co-main for UFC196 superbowl weekend card. that card is looking pretty weak tbqhwyf.

>>64773093
Then what the fuck are you doing here

Is there any moron still out there who thinks Dillashaw is gonna beat Cruz? ANYONE?!

>>64773386
Dillashaw TKO round 3

>>64773093
Normallhy people that want attention here just put on a trip

>>64773386
>not having any questions about a guy who has fought once in 4 years and who always goes to decision, fighting a younger, faster, stronger champion

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>>64773386
Right here bro

Cruz is talking up a whole shitstorm to distract people from the fact that he's fought once in like five years and his knees are made of papier maché and breadsticks

Fact is, TJ is going to have a hard, but entirely winnable fight on his hands. Cruz just can't bang with TJ.

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I read that mexishits now try to claim Cruz

lmao whats up with these beaners

>No card tonight

JUST HEEM MY SHIT UP SENPAI

>>64773495
IKTF bro and I watched Lawler - Hendricks 1 to make up for it, it's an incredibly spicy banger marred only by the final minutes of round 5 where Hendricks just decided to wrestlefuck his way to victory after being BTFO on the feet for two rounds

>>64773386
Fucking Faber dropped Cruz three times

>>64773530
he didnt

he did hit him three times total, it was really silly how much he missed that fight

>>64773440
If you think that beating barao makes him able to fuck with the best bantam in the world, then you sir are a casual

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reminder to not go to Australia

>>64773530
And fucking Faber lost, decidedly

>>64773628
implying I can't sub that kangaroo

>>64773628
he's a big guy

>>64773651

flabtastic

>>64773651
SPICY

>>64773615
Best bantamweight in the world four years ago maybe

There's no telling what's going to happen in the championship rounds and the longer that fight goes the more I'm leaning towards TJ; Cruz is pillowfisted and TJ isn't. We don't know how Dom's knees are going to hold up after 20 minutes of footwork and, while a good win, Mizugaki is hardly championship material, so beating him isn't really relevant.

Personally I think the only reason Dom has been fucking with TJ so much is because he knows the mental game is where this fight is going to be won, because there's just too many x-factors for him going into the cage.

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What happened to Steve Mazzagatti?

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>>64773645
good luck

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whats the best WMMA fight of all time?

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>>64773651

>>64773693

>That Rose

Holy shit my dick

>>64773686
>implying that roo is natty

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>>64773712
we just have to wait.....her hair will be back soon ;(

>>64773686
I'd put this lanklet in a triangle so fast

>>64773685
forced to ref shitty WSOF shows and other small orgs

>>64773680
OK so you're saying that Cruz's knees are going to be tested in 20 mins of the match.... Not in the hundreds of hours of footwork/drilling/sparring/conditioning/training that every fighter goes through. He had his warmup fight last year, he's been out 3 years before that but right now hes only been out a year. Dillashaw has only demonstrated himself as dangerous against stationary opponents and besides Barao, hasn't beat anyone in the top 10 or who is even in title contention

Lads, what's the best way to start a fight against an opponent you outweigh and probably are taller than?

Shoot for the double leg takedown then ground-and-pound? I don't want to stand and bang just in case I get shadow realmed

>>64773870

>Not having a granite chin

just wing it and heem them dead

>>64773870
Pull guard and sub him, or use your mewvment and heem the cunt

>>64773870
Plum clinch, hell naturally bring his head down and put his hips back, then you can throw knees and shadow realm HIM

>>64773870
there is no best way

>>64773886
It's not that I don't have a chin, it's just that I get dropped easily but I get straight back up. My legs just collapse. I'm like a spring

>>64773870
Pull guard.

There is literally no shame in butt scooting.

>>64773933

>I get dropped easily

babby chin lad

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Alright, say I DO bang. What's the best punch to open it up?

Jab + straight combo to the face,
hook to the body and then hooks to the face?

I don't think going for the takedown will be viable if he has friends

>>64774038

>Throwing combos
>In a street fight

The guy isn't going to fucking set you up for anything it's not a boxing match

Just wing hooks

>>64774055
That's why I thought about throwing the combos FIRST. If it is gonna go down, I'm gonna be swinging first.

>>64774038
One of those spinning leg kicks Larkin was wrecking tumenov with

>>64774038
Rake his eyes and then clinch and knee to the faysch

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>>64773933
Glass chin having ass

>>64773870
stand n bang you goof

>>64774038

>not wanting to be apart of a spicy banger

>>64774125
>Start a fight
>Get heemed
>He'll be smaller than me to top it off

Might as well record myself and upload it to worldstar while I'm at it

>>64774038
>>64773870
judo throw

>>64774164

>being worried about losing

Omega beta alert

>>64774164
just sucker punch him when hes not looking you beta goof

>>64773870
You can't let him get close

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>spicy banger

>2016
>getting into a streetfight

this is why i coneal carry at all times

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>>64774164
>Start a fight
any reason behind that or do you just want to fight him

There's not a single fighter under 170 (pre cut) that could take me out.

>>64773628

I guarantee that little shit wouldn't dare get in my guard.

>tfw i heem'd a guy so hard in highschool he didn't move for a solid minute

Felt good man

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>>64774289
post spicy bangers

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Holly is a cute milf.

>>64774316
Hitting my sister

>>64774316
He was pretending just to get some (You)'s

>>64774390
she doesn't have kids

>>64774359
When I was in school, a girl wrapped some metal around her hand and heemed another girl. She was out for like 2-3 minutes solid.

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>>64774483
true, but you know what I mean, she's in the mom age

If Conor beats RDA, defends against Edgar, and then somehow manages to defend against Khabib, will he be a legit contender for GOAT?

>>64774541
Did you go to school in Brixton or summat

>>64774647
>a midget GOAT

Fedor is always going to be the goat

>>64774647
he is GOAT

>>64774647
In my opinion he doesn't even have to defend against Khabib. If he stops RDA and Frankie (which is impossible, I know) then he is a legit contender for GOAT.

>>64774657
Up north lad

Just spoke to my sister, false alarm. Apparently she bruised her arm falling into the radiator while moving some kittens. He probably bumped into her or something as a joke.

Still, I'm gonna lift some weights now because shit got real for a moment.

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>>64774746

>Just spoke to my sister, false alarm. Apparently she bruised her arm falling into the radiator while moving some kittens. He probably bumped into her or something as a joke.
>she bruised her arm falling into the radiator while moving some kittens

>>64774746
Typical battered wife shit there desu senpai
You've got to batter the cunt

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>>64774746
>muslims beating their wives

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>>64774841

7-1

>>64774647
only if he stays unbeaten for the next decade

>>64774792
>>64774798
They aren't together. They're friends

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Alright fellas, what shirt is /heem/ approved?
>shirtmockup.com

>>64774877
It's still unbelievable. Aldo/McGregor that is, to end like that bloody hell

>>64774593
someone crop Pfister on her face

What is it with going 10 years undefeated then getting rekt?

>Fedor
>Renan
>Aldo

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>>64775335

Looks like a young Arnold

>>64775219
tfw Renato is still the only one to not fall into that curse

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>>64773221
lol

>>64770299

>tips frosts

Who, among active ufc fighters have the spiciest of bangers

>>64775668
robbie

>>64774593
>mfw those clothes would be banned in my gym

Do you guys have any idea how to order ppvs from your PC? Tell me pls

>>64775668
>>64775708
Objectively right answer

>>64775747
literally ufc.tv i bought 194 there

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>>64775018

cock guy

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>>64775018

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Loser leaves town match? Based on both of their recent performances i would say it's acceptable.

>>64775979
winner and loser leave town. winner gets a goodbye tweet from dana white

>>64775668

Robbie or John Lineker

>>64775979

HW division is way too shallow to get rid of two named guys

>>64775835

Thanks la

>>64775979
>tfw predicted struve to headline
the're making a big mistake desu, nobody knows or gives a shit about struve

shouldve gotten overeem desu

who here /cultivatingmass/

>>64776087
Maybe not get forced out of town, but the loser should strongly, STRONGLY, consider retiring. Shit, they both should be looking at retiring. Struve is young but his heart can't take it anymore, neither can mine.

Pretty drunk already and my little brother just talk back to me

Should i heem him?

>>64776298
pull guard

>>64776298
Heem yourself first lad

>>64776298
Ya, record and post for us to see too. Im fiending to see a fresh Heem and i cant wait til next weekend

>>64776298
get on top of him tonight

>>64776181
I agree. Especially Struve if he gets the win, would be a good way to retire. Bigfoot has shown that he clearly needed TRT to have any sort of chin

>>64776391

No way Struve retires since he honestly thinks he can be champ

>>64776166
I'm just moving up for my next title, already got the MW and LHW. Going to be the first 3 time belt holder in history, take that BJ you Hawaiian prick

>>64776391
>Bigfoot has shown that he clearly needed TRT to have any sort of chin

This.

No other way for a man to go from trading bombs with Hunto for 5 rounds to getting 1 punch heemed by Arlovski and Mir. I wish Hunt had more opportunity to abuse Bigfoot in the rematch as punishment for being a walking TRT bag in the first fight.

Sometimes I can't help to wonder if I would of made it to the ufc if I stuck to my training. Old training partner who I used to /heem/ was invited to Conor's and Gunnar's training camp prior to 194 to work with their jiu-jitsu.

>>64773016
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down a sec, I said stop, STOP

*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*

Now get a load of that. Preeetty pathetic, huh? Well you'll never believe this but that guy you're looking that was once an MMA fighter. And not just any MMA fighter. That guy was an MMA MASTER. A wise, powerful ball of the grappling arts, oh yeah.

This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right, I'm that MMA fighter. I was one of the world's most powerful MMA fighters and Dana ruined my life for no reason! Oh, you don't believe me? Let's rewind a bit

*REWINDS*
*SHOWS A FETUS*

Okay okay wait, that's a little too far back. Awww, aren't I cute? Let's move forward, shall we?

*FAST FORWARD*

*MONTAGE OF HIM TRAINING AS AN MMA FIGHTER WHILE IT AIN'T ME STARTS PLAYING*

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>>64776573
>would of
That really pisses me off

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>>64776620

>>64776620
What's this?

>>64776666
Look at the little baby

>>64776695
Don't insult the quads

>>64776666
don't get mad, lad. I turned out to be a wealthy business person, so I am not regretting anything. Just wondering if the sport's gene is there for my offspring.

>>64776666
oh, you mean the grammar error. that happens when English is your third language m8.

>>64776717
It's "would have" ffs, none of that of shit
>>64776695
I'll delete your chin faggot don't dare reply to me again

>>64770064
Frankie/Mendes was much more fluke-y than Conor/Aldo. Never seen someone go to sleep from a glancing blow off the nose before.

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Anyone has a link to Joe Rogan saying Honda is a 10/10 and Cerrone tells him she's a 6?

>>64776620
You would have been a great children's tv show director back in the 90's lad

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>BJ Penn was a good fighter

>>64776819

He wasn't good

He was great

>>64776744
you only have three languages because your country is a russian colony. estonia stronk!

>>64776812
it's not the same JRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BxCbDsaGHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTHLNMAWfw

>>64770301
Unless you're disabled. You want to Misery me pham?

>>64776620
Is that from Mike Tyson's stand up documentary thing?

>>64776819
If he wasn't a lazy motherfucker and stayed in his weight class he would've been a legit top 3 GOAT. He was one of the most gifted fighters to ever fight, he just couldn't figure out angles.

>>64776862

Thanks faM

>>64776744
Fair enough lad just don't do it again

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>>64776819

>>64771171
It's a snooze fest once RDA catches Pettis and breaks his skull. The first 3-4 minutes aren't bad.

>tfw no MMA today

There isn't even so awful Polish MMA or something :(

>>64776895
good list

>>64776895
>>64776883
>>64776834

Motivated Blowjob Penn could not beat a single ranked fighter at any weight class right now

>>64775979
Loser gets a Rizin contract

>>64776962

Nigger the BJ who fought Diego Sanchez and Sean Sherk would literally rape all the current LW's

>>64776919
thanks mate

>>64776982
Paul Feldor could have beaten that BJ in under 2 rounds

>>64776951
FIGHTPASS

>>64776895
>nick diaz
>clean
>failed like 5 drug tests

>>64776895
Nick looks ripped as fuck in that pic... I don't know, Lance Armstrong also condemned others for using PEDs, just saying.

>>64776962
>motivated BJ Penn

If you were to say BJ Penn that might be true but motivated BJ Penn is literally the GOAT

>>64776895
>no schaub

>>64776895
Sakuraba is GOAT desu.
Watching him in Rizin just made me sad.

>>64777098
Same, it was an early stoppage, he had Aoki right where he wanted him

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>>64777113

>>64776895
The easiest way to spot newbies/casuals is when they say they dont rate prime BJ penn

>>64777210
>16–10
>goat

no

>>64777258

>Fought GSP twice, fought Nick, fought Rory, fought LYOTO FUCKING MACHIDA
>Wasn't finished

>>64769758
That's cool Baruto.

>>64777210
It really, not surprised Ireland is the one, I figure he is just baiting about now to get some free (you)s

>>64777277
>lost all these fights

>>64777355

>fighting guys twice his size
>not impressive on it's own

Also he won the first GSP fight

is this thread handing out free (You )'s?

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Bet on Dillashaw. Cruz will get dropped by Dillashaw, Cruz spastic footwork wont work against someone who has good boxing.

>>64777393
He got stopped by his corner in the second fight senpai

>>64777210
BJ Penn was great for his era.

Put a prime BJ Penn against any top 5 lightweight today and I think he loses.

>>64777453
This, what Cruz does looks cool, works good for wrestling and agianst bad strikers but he will be exposed

>>64777008
>tfw no UFC fightpass

>>64777453
>>64777531
samefag

>>64777541
You can get a free one Week trial

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>>64777544
No

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>>64777544
nah

>>64777564
I already used up my free trial my man

>>64773680
>the knees argument

Dude do you even follow sports. Torn ACLs are freak injuries, which you can recover fully from with the right surgery. You see Paul George balling in the NBA this year? He ripped his ACL to pieces and came back better than ever. And he needs to use those knees a lot more than fighters. Cruz is still in his physical prime, only people who tear theirs after their 30s have a chance of not recovering well.