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/heem/: CONOR EDITION
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Everyone else on suicide watch
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1st for niamh
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PROMO TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-LDyM0f-so
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who here would heem me irl
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Shit thread

Upcoming MMA events:
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Silly Dilly vs Cruz
1/29 - Lellator 148: lol
1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Cucking of Ryan Bader w/ special guest Sage Northcutt
2/6 - UFC 196: Fabricio Werdum vs Sea Level Cain
2/19: Lellator 149: Shamrock vs Gracie III
2/21 - UFC FN 82: Cerrone vs Memes
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What would Conor have done here if he was Cerrone?
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>>64784224
won the fight
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>>64784224

He would never get hit with the obvious body kicks
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>>64784076
I hope you didn't sprain an ankle with all the effort you put into making this thread.
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>>64784183
terrible
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shit op
last thread not at bump limit
shit thread
don't reply to this thread
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>>64784273

better than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ
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>>64784183
This is good.
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https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/685918232285437953

>This paper claims Cro Cop, while admitting to HGH use, did not test positive under USADA's testing.

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA USADA BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>64784224

Conor always controls the distance nobody can touch him unless he allows it.
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>>64784211
Also Invicta FC 15 on the 16th

>Cyborg's opponent is getting a title shot in her Invicta debut
Do they even try and legitimize feeding people to Cyborg anymore?
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>>64784076
>shit op
>20 posts early
>third world country
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is it really that hard to just copy and paste the last thread's op
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>>64784224

>implying Conor isn't at least twice as fast as Dos Anjos.
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>>64784206
every here
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>>64784183
wait for Hizzer
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Nth for /TrueBeauty/
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>>64784412
It is when you're 20 posts early
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>>64784359

No one cares that Cro Cop admitted to drug use but THEN tested negative for the drug when USADA tested him?
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>>64784484

she's melting
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>>64784484

BWAAAA
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how would you get close, /heem/?
>implying you could
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>Anderson is fighting bisping on fightpass
>Aldo is a joke
>Conor is coming for RDA
>Werdum is an old man
>Vitor is being drug tested
Has there been a worse time in the history of Brazilian mma?
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>>64784577
there's still charles oliveira and some other young brazilians I can't remember right now
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>>64784577
>Conor is coming for RDA
We won't know if that's bad until after the fight

>Werdum is an old man
...who soundly handed Cain his own ass. People always talk about "Sea level Cain" and how he gassed hard but I hardly hear anyone talk about how well Werdum did at altitude. I'd be pretty scared of "Sea level Werdum" after that fight
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>>64784700
>Charles oliveira
Can't make weight or beat top five featherweights
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>>64784728

Werdum became Mexican for 3 or 4 months, dude. He almost ran for el Presidente.
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>>64784700
Thomas Almeida.
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Who /STILLMYBOY/ here?
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>>64784224

He would have thrown the same punch he did against Aldo and RDA would have hit the floor. Jesus fuck RDA better not do the leading with the chin meme against Conor.
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I start to like Conor more and more by the day, but still I would find it funny once he gets beat.
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>>64784819
here
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>>64784133
Who is she?
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>>64784371
Fuck that. Who is the cutest female fighter and why is it Alexa Grasso?
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>>64784897
wide hipped slag
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Who /KoreanSuperboy/ here?

>the face all LWs will eventually fear
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>>64784484
I think she's getting more beautiful with age.
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>>64784547
Andy Hug axe kick
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>>64784890

Holy fuck, what is this from?
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I just went on UFC's website and I swear to god they have mighty mouse listed as the greatest pound for pound in rankings
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>>64784955

If he has good TDD he has a chance to be champ

If not he's trash
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>>64784955
here
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>>64784955
Doo Hoo Choi is the best bet for a big asian superstar.
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>>64784955
>>64784988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5YB5pgR-mo
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>>64784945
She's a confirmed coalburner. Doesn't bother you?
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>>64785161

she isn't though
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>>64784890
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>>64785125

Fighting Jap cans does not prove he has TDD
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>>64785211

Conor doesn't have TDD and he made it to the top.
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>>64785211
Agreed, he will get wrestle fucked by bader before even has the chance to be wrestle fucked by DC
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>>64785227
Conor has been fighting cans and protected his whole run
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If I pay $10/month do I have access to everything they have to offer including the conor fights etc?
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>>64784880
I'm kinda the same at the moment desu, I'd join in the memes if he lost but I like the guy now
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>>64785198
isn't that the woman that's thrown your country's economy down the shitter
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>>64785264

>Bader
>DC

Wut
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>>64785302
yes.
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>>64785227
Mendes has the biggest take downs in the division casual fag
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>>64785311
Obviously I mixed up the divisions why even bother asking
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>>64784183
This is actually pretty decent desu, I just think it should make more weight of the fact it's a Champion vs Champion fight.
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Updated Chin List
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>>64785367
Casual: the post.
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What meme fight are you most excited for?

Gracie vs Shamrock
Kimbo vs Dada 5000
Sage vs can #3
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>>64785161

>white boys have black dick on their mind way more than white women

typical
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>>64785445

Anderson getting heem'd by a middleweight is not a mee knockout
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>>64785445
>Jds
>great chin

Pick one. He is shot.
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>>64784183
How should RDA prevent that left? Serious question.
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>>64785445
How the hell is Robbie god-tier?
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>>64785445
>Mark hunt
>JDS
>Big country

All have been heemed HW faggot
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>>64785605

>Round wars with Condit, Rory, Hendricks
>Fought a tonne of times at 185
>not slept
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>>64785633
No matter how good he is, he still got KO'd by Nick Diaz.
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>>64785445
>Still no Gus
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>>64785605
>>64785679
The guy has been fighting for 15 years and Diaz is the only person to stop him with strikes
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>>64784890
>scripted MMA
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>>64785445
McGregor hasn't really had his chin tested
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>>64785630
Mark Hunt's chin is god-tier easily. It doesn't have anything to do with getting heemed, it's about how many shots you eat before you get heemed. Hunt eats a ton.
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>>64784183
I don't know why heem hates conor, GSP was champ for years and danced around fighting anderson silva despite being a weight cutting roider and conor makes the champ V champ fight day 1 of the belt
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>>64784890
Is this turn-based fighting?
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>>64785445
You should update Arlovski pic
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>>64785445
>Frankie "Dropped by Bendo" Edgar
>god tier
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>>64785739
DC and diaz actually fought champs punches and hasn't been heemed while hunt fights journeymen. Its like cerrone were every one is in love with him despite he crushes cans
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>>64785801
> hurr durr pitbull rargh I'm so bad aren't I
> slept in the first round
I really dislike guys like him
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All u goofs reply to the chin post, I just wanted to add in the meme left hand tier from the one posted in the last thread
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>>64785839
>Hunt fights journeymen
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>>64785847
he literally never does that
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>>64785839
Who the fuck cares who he fights? He eats hard ass punches no matter who is throwing them. Dude can take a beating.
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is being a southpaw a meme?
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>>64786024
No, but switching stances is.
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Bet you can't figure out what's wrong with this pic guys
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>>64785299
He just supplies so many memes. You don't want to know how many times I stood in front of someone while drunk and telling them to 'Look into my eyes little man.'
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>>64785847

>hurr durr pitbull rargh I'm so bad aren't I

When was this? He seems like a pretty humble guy who just wants to be champ again.
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>>64785721
Mad props and respect to Lawler, but a God Tier Chin List on /heem/ isn't a charity, is serious fucking business and no one who lost via KO should be in the GOD tier list imho.
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>>64786054
>hurr durr having women walk on a specific side of you so you're free to use your sword hand
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>>64786054

man is supposed to be walking on the other side.

zzzzz
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>>64785449
Kimbo versus that other Negro. That should be amazing. Pridetier bomb throwing no defense no TDD style of fight.
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>>64786054
she's the closest to the street. obviously a true gentleman would volunteer as a human shield for the woman against stray cars.
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>>64786054

I honestly can't.
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>>64785938
>Gus
>not a journeyman
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>>64786054

Clearly the man is suppose to take the full impact of any car that may crash into them.

Fuck that shit.
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>>64786054
A gentleman walks on the side near the road
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>>64786088
Man he got tagged by Manhoef, one of the best power punches ever, and still won that fight without falling.
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>>64785449
>Kimbo vs Dada 5000

I feel their beef to be genuine. I believe their fighting styles to be complimentary for a 1st round KO.

It won't be pretty, but it will be satisfying.
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>>64786178
>Beat jones
>Only sucks now because he's still butthurt
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>>64786054
>Reddit
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>>64786088
I know lawler even went out cold during the carlos fight
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>>64786227

>Lost to Rumble
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>>64786197
If Manhoef actually had a chin he would have finished Lawler for sure. If not that, he would have kicked Robbies leg in two. Those kicks were mad as balls.

Mahoef is a glass tank.
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>>64785988
Better people punch harder, he got heemed by a meh top ten
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>>64786277

>If Manhoef actually had a chin he would have finished Lawler for sure

Naw, Lawler's punch would have easily penetrated solid titanium so Melvin had no chance.
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>>64785445
Conor chin is untested. He's soft

Conor next on the list of former champs
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>>64786277
Glass cannon*
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>>64786088
To me a god-tier chin just reflects your overall ability to absorb punishment: not that you've never been knocked out. Everyone has their breaking point, it's just how much you can take before you reach that point

On a separate note it's ludicrous to have McGregor at God tier, when have we ever seen his chin tested? By comparison someone like Lawler has shown that he's nearly impossible to KO over the course of his 15 years
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was dan henderson juicing in pride?
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>>64786315
>better people punch harder

Just stop.
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schaub was right about everything last year
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>>64786356

>Conor chin is untested.
>Everyone claims le Chad is a monster punches who will heem Conor
>Conor eats all his shots without even flinching
>Suddenly untested
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>>64786519

http://mmajunkie.com/2015/03/brendan-schaub-says-drop-to-light-heavyweight-in-his-2015-plans

>You're done.
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>>64786356
2 of these men will be champs again, and Frankie Edgar is not one of them
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>>64786372
Ok, granted it's a legitimate standard, but even then, Diaz did KO him. I still rank Lawler bretty fucking high, but I would still take him out of the GOD tier because of that.

As far as McGoobs go, the only one who tested his chin at all in the UFC was the few shots from Mendes. And some of those were pretty hard and he took them in stride. I would still not rank him "GOD" tier, but he is a potential for it.
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This is the only person that can beat McGoobs 100 out of 100 times

Discuss.
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>>64786356
>none of these men are champs anymore

A lifetime has passed
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When is the UFC going to announce UFC 197? The only things we know so far is that Dana said Holly will fight someone else before Ronda, and that "sources" have confirmed RDA vs McGregor and Holm vs Tate for 197
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>>64786624

Maybe 7/10. Conor KO'd Aldo in 13 seconds, if you are still underestimating him you're retarded.
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>>64786624

Khabib's wrestling is cheat tier
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>>64786624
Khabib is literally insane though, if Conor can somehow keep his distance though he might be OK because Khabib's stand up isn't great last we saw
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>>64786672
that was aldo's fault for rushing in like a retard more than it is an indication of connor's skill for taking advantage of the opportunity
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>>64786662
>"sources" have confirmed RDA vs McGregor and Holm vs Tate for 197

That source is the UFC and DJ and Cejudo have also been slated.

http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/239087-ufc-197-demetrious-mighty-mouse-johnson-vs-henry-the-messenger-cejudo
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>>64786662
Hafa Cordeiro said the fight was happening. I think someone on Holly's camp confirmed it too.
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>>64786672

It was luck.
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>>64784371
>Cyborg jaw
>Cyborg nose
>Cyborg forehead and whatever you call that ridge of bone over the eyes
It's clear she's not on HGH
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>>64786748

Aldo please
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>>64786728

What was he suppose to do? Mendes laid back and was picked apart, hindsight is 20/20.
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>>64784521
When were the tests? Everyone knew at one point that HGH was in heavy use and there were no tests for it.
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>>64786356
>Blacked
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>>64784521

Everyone in Pride used gear.
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>>64786356

The two men that BLACKED Sonnen
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>>64786817
>At one point
kek HGH still can't be found in tests. If you actually get caught roiding you need to fire your trainer
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>>64786851
nah if you believe that you're an eejit. most of the japs didn't use.
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>>64786607
Well I believe the stoppage was justified, Lawler didn't even get knocked out cold. They clinch very briefly, Lawler throws a right hook as he exits and Diaz lands a perfect right hook counter. Lawler's equilibrium leaves him and he falls forward, then tries to stand but stumbles backwards until his back hits the cage. Would have been more impressive if he was knocked stone dead

>>64786732
>That source is the UFC and DJ and Cejudo have also been slated
Where exactly did they say this? Also I don't doubt that DJ and Cejudo are on the card but it literally says "RUMORED UPCOMING BOUT" at the top of the page you linked m8
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>>64786900
>ignoring the fact that Sonnen broke Jones' toe
>ignoring the fact that Sonnen beat Silva for 5 rounds

Chael is a two division champ and we all know it.
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I could literally get heemed by anyone in this thread
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>>64786748

You call it luck and that's fine, it was a lucky shot. The thing is, he has shown without a shadow of a doubt that he has the ability to do it.

Like it or not, Conor can flash KO anyone.
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>>64786931
Still? Crap, thought they'd fixed that. Even on random schedules?
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>>64786955
Bit of a knob tho
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>>64786955
Chael is the definition of a meme fighter
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>>64786955
>ignoring the fact that Sonnen beat Silva for 5 rounds

stop it
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>>64786970
That's what you think, kid. My chin can take as much punishment as soggy newspaper, I've been heem'd twice by strong gusts of wind
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>>64787049
hard nosed wrestlers who win by grinding out boring decisions aren't meme fighters you filthy casual
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>>64786952
Those fights are pretty much all confirmed. The UFC doesn't hold an iron grip on announcing fights and they let their camps do so beforehand, because the media storm generates interest every time. For instance, if you contact the UFC's then designated media spokesperson and ask "is X fighting Y" and they are not, then they say "that fight isn't in the works", if they are fighting they say "We have no comment at this time".

This is because both agree to fight, but the paperwork needs to get officiated and the UFC doesn't like to end up with their feet in their own mouths. When in fact the rest are semantics.

Those 6 are fighting.
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>>64786970

>mfw I could heem everyone under 135 in mma with no technique whatsoever
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>>64787129

Are you a fatty?
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>>64786851
>Everyone in Pride used gear.
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>>64787006
Yep, even though UFC doesn't even do random testing outside maybe a couple guys. They even let know users fight, its pretty much pride with a miniscule more effort in keeping appearances
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>>64785445
good list except Lawler, delete that
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>>64787063
>>64786970
Lads what happened to you, who's gonna get in my guard nao
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>>64787168
>its pretty much pride with a miniscule more effort in keeping appearances
Yeah that sounds about right for Dana
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>>64787165
Butterbean had to roid mad shit just to keep his knees intact.
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>>64787125
>The UFC doesn't hold an iron grip on announcing fights and they let their camps do so beforehand, because the media storm generates interest every time
But that doesn't really apply in this situation, considering none of the champs have talked about the event thus far. So far this has only been the mma media saying "this is going to happen". Like you said it's semantics and is 99% going to happen, I just wanted to know if there was any official confirmation from the UFC or any of the fighters involved yet
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>>64787165
>Butterbean is still alive
I'm honestly surprised
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I bet I could take down every here
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>>64786624
> tfw khabib will fight mcgoober in your lifetime
Don't permaheem yourselves yet
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>>64787125
>>64787224
Kek I misread "they let their camps" as "they let their champs"
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>>64787224
Didn't Cordeiro confirm on RDA' behalf? And Conor pretty much is already starting with the banter. But as far as the UFC' official confirmation goes, there is none at the moment (to my knowledge).

I'll check tho.
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>>64787157

6'3 240lbs maybe 15-18% bf? I might look like McGoobs if I get down to 205 though.
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>>64787263

Last 3 losses are to jobbers name Harry, Curt, and Kirk.

Poor Butterbean.
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why is /heem/ so jealous of schaub?
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>>64787165

You can look like anything on juice. I remember in some JRE video he had insider information that the nips encouraged juice in Pride
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>>64787304
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>>64787322

How much does he pay you to spam his name and podcast on a chinese anime website?
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>>64786181
You are everything that is wrong with modern Western society.
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>>64787304
Wew just another fat fuck until you actually heem some one or catch a ball
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>>64787288
Oh, Cordeiro did in fact say yesterday that RDA wants to "break [Conor's] soul" at UFC 197 ( http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Rafael-Cordeiro-on-Conor-McGregor-Rafael-dos-Anjos-Wants-to-Break-His-Soul-at-UFC-197-98233 )

“We didn’t receive an official 100 percent confirmation from the UFC, but that’s something we’re waiting on,” Cordeiro said. “From our part, it’s already signed. It’s important to make it clear that this was a request from McGregor. Rafael is really happy to ‘welcome’ him in a brutal way to the lightweight division.”

Thanks lad, that's what I was after
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>>64787304

>6'3 240lbs maybe 15-18% bf?

>I'm fat so I'm a good fighter
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>>64787345

Are you PC bruh?
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>>64786054
something about Conor Mcgregor I'm sure
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>>64787336
>JRE as a source

Joe also believes:
>DMT is a portal to another dimension
>bigfoot exists
>killer whales stopped attacking humans because of WW2 bombings
>the moon landing was fake
>he is heterosexual
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>>64787368
Pretty much, I guess. Im suppose that if it wasn't coming to this that the UFC would quell the rumors before they announce a "lesser" fight and get flak, you know?

Either way, I guess we wait.
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>>64787430
>>he is heterosexual

doubt.jpeg

Didn't him and Minowaman have a thing a long time ago?
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>>64787487
Does joe even have any kids? As far as I can tell he's an old man that enjoys weed and BJJ
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>>64787430
>killer whales stopped attacking humans because of WW2 bombings
The bombings reduced the population, and that drop just made attacks less common, don't know why he thinks that "stopped" all attacks on humans

>the moon landing was fake
On the Neil deGrasse Tyson episode he states that when he was younger he used to believe the moon landing was fake, but claims that that belief was mostly due to a pro-conspiracy documentary he saw

Everything else you mentioned is typical rogan stupidity though
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>>64787522
>The bombings reduced the population, and that drop just made attacks less common, don't know why he thinks that "stopped" all attacks on humans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4

he thinks they got together and made a truce as a species
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>>64787519
He has 2 daughters
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>>64787522
rogan is actually just a stupid person who is good at sounding smart to other stupid people. he would probably flunk out of a basic geometry course.
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>>64787345
>>64787345

>well tipped m'8
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>>64787519
Doesn't he have like two daughters? Only low test fags have daughters tho tbqphwyf.
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>Butterbean was supposed to fight Mark Hunt at Pride 32
>instead we got Butterbean vs pro wrestler
Could have been a good meme fight.

Also the fighters today should be kissing Dana Whites ass.

Robbie Lawler- $10,000
Joey Villasenor - $3,000
Kazuhiro Nakamura - $10,000
Travis Galbraith - $2,000
Phil Baroni - $15,000
Yosuke Nishijim - $15,000
Dan Henderson -$50,000
Vitor Belfort - $30,000
Eric Esch - $30,000
Sean O’Haire - $15,000
Josh Barnett - $60,000
Pawel Nastula - $20,000
Mauricio Rua - $25,000
Kevin Randleman - $40,000
Fedor Emelianenko - $100,000
Mark Coleman - $70,000
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>>64787588

Didn;t ButterBean legit KO a WWE guy?
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>>64787430
>>killer whales stopped attacking humans because of WW2 bombings

Huh?
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>>64787642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
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>>64787584
two real daughters
one "my wife's daughter"
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>>64787337
>>64787354
>>64787379

I clean and press 225lbs for reps. I could heem the shit out of everyone under 135, no problem.
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>>64787572
>>64787584
kek imagine bringing home your first bf to fuck when he recognizes your dad and he starts teaching him how to do a shoulder lock on his webcam show. They probably try to live normal lives and he's mad they aren't into wmma or porn stars or whatever west coast redneck shit
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>>64787674

Really though you couldn't even handle the emotional pressure let alone a real fight.
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>>64787674
Lifting something your own weight is the minimum fatty
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>>64787626
yea it was some dude named bart gunn. i watched this documentary type thing on it it was called brawl for all. shit was so funny you guys gotta watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9JOEYxwwbk
check out the technique bros
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>>64787674
>im "strong" so I can fight
lmao
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>>64787671
What? Wait, really? I thought both were his!

>>64787680
Tip top kek, I wonder what it'll be like. But Murphy's law dictates that Rogans "son in law" will probably a limp cunt who doesn't watch "barbaric sports".

Imagine dating Bas Ruttens daughter. You come over to meet them and he flings a bar stool at you and proceeds to open hand strike your head as its bouncing off the table while he's yelling "DANGATTY, DANG, DANG".
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>>64787674

>I can press 225 lbs therefore I'm a good fighter

Wew lad
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>>64787674

>clean press

pussy shit
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>>64787807
what in gods name did i watch
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>>64787835
two are his, but there is another older one the wife had previously whom he adopted

he rarely mentions her anymore so she must have gone off to uni or something
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>>64787807
I remember watching this as a child and literally vowing to never fight a fat person
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>>64787674
>that arch in the back
nigga you will snap your shit up if you haven't already.
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>>64787750
>>64787999
Literally " never lifted a weight in his life" comments. Pressing your bodyweight is elite in most gyms today.
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>>64788137
>Pressing your bodyweight is elite in most gyms today
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does renato laranja still live?
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>>64787921

BREHS
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>>64788209
You really are showing your ignorance. Confirmed for lifting barely the bar
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>>64788137
using bad form to lift heavy weight is always stupid, regardless of what your ego wants you to do.
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would you?
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>>64788454
COCK GUY REPRESENT
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>>64788485

Yea, harder than she fucked honda
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>>64788217
Yeah, he spams vegan shit most of the time and is pretty much a SJW.
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>>64788485
>>64788515

this
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/heem/ wha happen to you
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>>64788418
There is literally nothing wrong with his form you non lifting faggot. His core is strong enough to keep it from snapping in half unlike yours
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>>64788515
https://twitter.com/brazzers/status/666374169597231104
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>>64788485

All day pham
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>>64788562
Easy on the samefagging there pls.
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>>64784371
Honestly, who else should fight her? Women's featherweight is very thin and she is very strong.

>>64786757
She's subjected to the same testing as UFC athletes because she is under contract with them. Maybe before, but she has been clean for a while.
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>>64788734
>hurr can't refute anything cuz I'm ignorant so ill call him a samefag
No shit you fucking idiot who else would be replying to my comment.
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>people arn't ready to take advantage of Ronda

Once she loses to Holly again not only will she retire she will leave Browne and start shagging random guys again.

I must be one of those guys
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>>64786955

I wish he was slightly better because his shit talking is amazing

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
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>>64788930

I dont think she plans on moving to bong land
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>>64789021

I'll move to America
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Its a weekend and there are no fites going on, so have this to get you mad at full speed.

http://imgur.com/gallery/hlOyr

>tldr: some guy's gf fucks his dad
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>>64789021

>bong land

Seattle? Denver?
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>>64788991
www,dorksfrombrazil.com

dead
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>>64788907
Your left arm is literally lower than your right thus causing uneven pressure on your hip.
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>>64789103

>Getting mad at this

Why?
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>>64789103

WAKE ME UP
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>>64788991
Holy shit that is amazing
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>>64789300

CAN'T WAKE UP
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>mcgoat vs rda
>we get another year of mcgregor insulting someone who barely speaks english
Why can't they give him Nate first
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>>64789407
Aldo speaks next to no english, RDA has decent english though
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>>64789407

>RDA can't speak English

But Nate can barely speak English either.
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>>64789407
He's speaks way better than aldo but desu even perfect speaking fighters can't handle his bantz anyway
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>>64789480
nate would make him sound like a bitch 2bh
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>>64789461

Very true. RDA sounds more sensible than Nate roughly 75% of the time.
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>>64789103
Jesus Christ that was a good read
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>>64789506

No he wouldnt
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There's nothing today?
Besides speculation and hype?
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>>64789407
Because fighting faggot go watch wwe
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>>64789506
Too bad nates mediocre fighting skills will never allow him a chance to get near contender ship
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>>64789568
Fucking new fag, thats enough /heem/ for the day
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Who is the Barack Hussein of MMA?
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>>64789568

>some guy sperging out about being cheated on and the scum of this earth posting frogs telling him to commit murder was a "good read"

"Interesting" times we live in.
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>>64789726
>fake motherfucker when the cameras are on
Bones
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Heem be active NOW
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>>64789407
>Another year
You do know 197 is just 2 months away?
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>>64789770
>"""""Getting cheated on"""""""
You make it seem like your girlfriend fucking your dad for months with your family knowing besides yourself seem pretty normal
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>>64790002
>tfw no gf, fights, friends or drugs
;_;7
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>>64790063
watch this, it's inspirational
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlC2OdnhIiQ
also read his book
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>>64790031
Dana will set the date when he confirms the buys with smack talk, no sooner
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>>64790056

It's just another man's dick. Just means that guy's dad has "no chill" as the kids like to say these days.
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WHERE IS MY BOY
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>>64790201
Spoken like a true "kekold" as they say
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>>64789407
RDA probably will insult back.
And probably will retain his belt.
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>>64789103
>dad fucks your gf then calls you pathetic for not immediately breaking up with her

ruthless tbqh
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Conor would REKT RDA
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HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH

HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH
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>>64790520
multiple times
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>>64790774

Prove it
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Who /powerball/ here?

I'm pretty certain I'm going to win. May even buy tickets to UFC 200 with my winnings. How soon does the lottery deposit into accounts?
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RDA vs Pettis

http://bestinmma.blogspot.com/2015/08/anthony-pettis-vs-rafael-dos-anjos-ufc.html
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>>64790799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOpzs7se65E

>ur done
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>>64790818
Just watched it earlier, fun desu
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>>64790853

Just because he beat chad doesn't mean he isn;t a weaker version of him

Conor ruined Chads chin
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RDA
>high test wife
>loves his children
>fights for family
>good religious like Tebow
>has upped his game since training at Kings
>ACL that works
>respects the sport and opponents

Conor
>cocaine user
>God? I am God
>stole Ric Flairs gimmicks
>doesn't give a shit about Ireland except to promote
>lives in LA
>disrespects the sport with mandrama antics
>berates other fighters
>rents cars
>why doesn't he just buy a house?

The choice is simple. It's gonna be red panty night when Conor changes his bum life.
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>>64790910

He was wrong but go ahead and play these mental gymnastics.
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>>64790799
>“January 18th, I feel I will stop Dennis Siver inside two minutes. I have run through some scenarios, and I cannot see him escaping the first two minutes. He is a seasoned veteran, he is a kickboxing expert, a taekwondo expert, and he is my most experienced competitor that I will have faced. But I feel that under two minutes it will take me to dispatch him.”

>“I always make accurate predictions,” McGregor said. “I have predicted many contests. I have my entire career. I predict the future. For me, I have already predicted this contest. At four minutes of the first round he will be KO’ed. I feel that the power matched with the precision, he will not be able to take it. Four minutes he will be done.”
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HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM
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>>64790946
He's done more training with his visualisation coach since then though, I've heard he's a Black Belt Visualiser now so it doesn't count senpai
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>>64790853

Faber's reaction says it all.
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When will they confirm the McGoober/RDA fight
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Post obscure heems
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>>64791247
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>>64790818

Pettis is better than McGregor.
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>>64790933
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>>64791233
Once all the fine details are worked out and the contracts are signed they'll make it official. As Serbia helped me find earlier Rafael Cordeiro confirmed yesterday that the match IS in the works, it's just not signed and official yet. See >>64787368
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Decided to sell my Hoover lads, it was just collecting dust
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>>64791298
>Pettis is better than McGregor.
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>>64789103
lmao o wow
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Check this out

>JDS has win over the current HW champ
>Jon Jones has win over the current LHW champ
>Vitor has a win over the current MW champ
>Nick Diaz has a win over the current WW champ
>Clay Guida beat the current LW champ
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>>64791379
Joe Duffy has a win over the FW champ
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>>64791379
>People have lost in their career

wow
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>>64791379

>Duffy has a win over the current FW champ
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>>64791298
>Pettis is better than McGregor.
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>>64791247
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>>64791379

>Dominic Cruz has a win over the current flyweight champ

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!
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>>64791517
>>64791368

samefaggot, y u do this?

>that's not pettis, that's aldo silly noob
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>>64791572
Mendes pre UFC 179 was a beast.
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>>64791379
>fighters have wins over other fighters
really makes you think
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>>64791658

Doesn't hurt that he's fighting Clay "Wrestlefuck or Die" Guida.
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>watching an old dominick cruz fight
>he is taking heavy breaths in the first round

Silly Dilly going to destroy him
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>>64791584
>how could more than one person disagree with my bad opinion?
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>>64791729

Keep existing Dummy.
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>>64790923
>high test wife
Bushpig
>loves his children
Loves another mans children
>good religious like Tebow
Chezus
>has upped his game since training at Kings
Got raped by Khabib
>ACL that works
Because roided to the gills
>respects the sport and opponents
Can hardly comprehend a decent conversation.

I love how we hate on people for no good reason.
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>>64791734

>posts aldo reaction gifs twice to some mundane comment
>feigns ignorance
>googles "feigns"

this be 4chins
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>>64791764

Is this entire post ironic?
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>>64784133

kek she put her 'fag' down for the photo.
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>>64791812
Very much so.
>>
Where were you when Ronda was exposed?

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728210/crazy-handwritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc
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>>64791476
not the same weight though senpai
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>>64791815

LMAO
>>
is /heem/ the funnest general? are ufc gamethreads the funnest?
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>>64791764
If you exist, someone somewhere will always find a reason to hate you.
Unless, of course, your name is Fabricio Werdum.
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>>64791850
When she finally is exposed I hope it's a hardcore scene featuring anal, and I will be at home with cock in hand
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>>64791851

Nick Diaz beat Lawler at MW.
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>>64791867
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life

I love it here desu, p4p one of the best generalbutnotactuallyageneral threads on 4chan
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>>64791867
>/heem/
>funny
>mfw
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>>64791850
What if it's only a feminine penis?
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>>64791970
I didn't say funniest

I said funnest

ugh
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>>64791953
You could include mighty manlet having a loss against Cruz as well then
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>>64791850
>Ronda declared she was a shemale in some random internet forum
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>>64792098

tbf she also said she was 12 feet tall and purple.
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>>64792098
Okay, if Ronda WAS a shemale, would you?
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>>64792098
>>
>>64792163

Yeah.
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>>64792098

>you will never fuck 20 year old qt Ronda
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>>64792163
of course

more attractive offer than her being female
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>>64792098

>She likes Kingdom Hearts

Literally my fucking waifu
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>>64792304
Literally one of the most popular games of all time, especially among females.
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>>64792304
shit taste in both games and fightfus
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>>64792341

>Literally one of the most popular games of all time

But this just ins't true. KH is elite tier
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>>64791997
okay desu
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>>64792219

>20

She's 16 there
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what is Dana "The Goof" White doing right now?
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>>64791997
This is the comfiest board on chan for sure
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>>64792429
obediently fiddling his cock in the corner while Lorenzo fucks the ring girls.
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>>64792098
>Why did you become a moderator?
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GOAT HW coming through
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>Honda is 99.5% confirmed female until proven otherwise
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>>64787588
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>>64792939

>gotta roll with butter blows
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>>64792719
>Team: Crossfit

EVERY time
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>>64793299

>Slating a HW who does crossfit

At least he won't get gassed after the 2 minute mark.
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>>64793299
It's crossfight you goof
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>>64784890
now thats amazing reffing.

that ankle grab to rear naked choke.
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>>64787921

dude thats a bad bitch right there
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>You are now aware that it is a foul in the UFC to use "abusive language" when fighting
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>>64790818

Just finished watching this, and I still have no idea how Pettis survived 25 minutes. He should've been out in the first few minutes.
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>>64786054

She's a nigger. Who gives a shit?
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>>64793758
gay
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>>64786624
Whats the story anyway?

Is he fit and training, just waiting for a fight to be scheduled? Or is he still injured/recovering.
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>>64793831

He's injured again, like always. He might retire.
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>>64793831
was supposed to fight Fergie, pulled out again
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>>64793758
> you now realize these are the methods that could actually kill someone
> you now realize that these are probably your only chances if you decided to fight me irl with your glass chins
> you also realize that i wouldn't let you get close and heem you without a moments notice
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>>64793758

>titty twisters are outlawed

I knew that shit was overboard.
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>>64793758

irl headbutts are the ultimate meme in real fights.
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>>64793758

>Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head

Why is this illegal?
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>>64794267

>grab their shirt collar and pull them directly into the top of your head

That "wins" many a bar fight also an arrest if you don't Jon Jones your ass out of there.
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>>64786624
He's done. Him or Dominick might be the most fragile fighters around right now.
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>>64793758
>groin attacks of any kind
>hit him with your groin -Greg Jackson

how could he be so brazen? more evidence of AC collusion with GSP's camp? remember no one was punished after the AC found that he greased and he wasn't drug tested and was off-weight without consequence for UFC 158.
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>>64794310

That whole death thing probably.
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>>64793758
>kicking to the kidney with the heel

Is there a good reason as to why this exists?
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>>64794921
>a-at least he took him down!
join the team already you goof
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>>64794310
Could cause serious head trauma or paralysis if they're spiked wrong, just better to avoid it

As I understand the rule you can pick someone up and slam them onto the mat, you just can't have the head or neck be the first part to make contact with the mat
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>>64794310
because noone wants to see someone become a paraplegic, or quadraplegic?

imagine the lost fans, lost ad revenue, and the million (or multi-million) dollar payout to the fighter.


even a small fall on grass can do it, let alone someone slamming you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YERQQAOyE70
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>>64794921
Mendes is a p4p better wrestler than RDA tho
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>>64794093
so you sucker punch people?
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>>64795005

Well that's fucking terrifying. I think I'd rather burn to death then have that happen and live the rest of my days in that state.
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>>64786054

The man should be the one to potentially get hit by a car
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Sirs, have you acquire the UFC Fight Pass™ yet? It's a great service. I am honored to fight in the UFC Fight Pass™
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>>64796278
I think someone needs a Stockton Slap.
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>>64796400
I would be honored to fight Mr. Diaz, sir.
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>>64796617
>le product placement milk

Why does he dress like a 40 year old going through a midlife crisis?
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Red panty night for RDA
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>>64796715
his dad dresses him as well
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>>64796775

>when she catches u peekin
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>>64796715
Sage is a natural salesman
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>>64796966

That cat is tired of his toolish ways.
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>>64794921
>forgetting how the fight ended
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Bumping thread due to game and headhunting.
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>>64794921
I would assume Chad would have taken him down because he is a wrestler and Conor is a striker.
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>>64796837
What info do we have on his dad? I am scared of this family mang
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>>64798082

What do you assume RDA will do?
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>>64798330

Lead with his chin and go to sleep.
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>>64798373

Conor is banking on it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3VZc7mZ04

UFC already scripted a plotline for this fight, heres a leaked version of it
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>>64798774

>RDA opens up with 3 kicks before McGregor even responds

wot m8 is this even reel?
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>“News flash, Lyoto: the spotlight is part and parcel for the gig. Go join a monastery if you want to pretend that fighting is about honor or integrity. And who are you to talk about being a big man? I don’t see you changing diapers on flipper babies in Chernoybl.”
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>“I am attempting to pick a FIGHT with some Brazilian fighters. Not fighters that care about you, Brazil. Fighters that have abandoned you. Fighters that claim they’re from Brazil, like Wanderlei Silva, but he lives in a gated community in Las Vegas. He drives an Aston Martin. Do you guys even know what that is? That’s what James Bond drove! It costs 200 grand. Wanderlei could have bought a fully-loaded Lexus, drove around in style for forty-one thousand, sent a hundred and fifty-nine grand back to your country, built two schools … but he didn’t.”
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>>64798774

>strong muay thai clinch game

11/10 GOTY hyper realism gamespot #1
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>“Greetings from Sao Paulo! I’m learning the language..... breakdancing in the Special Olympics is called Capoiera and cocaine is called brunch.
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>>64798861

>I don’t see you changing diapers on flipper babies in Chernoybl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WPjI9L5R8
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>>64794921
>takedown defense
He didn't defend that takedown though, he just recovered quickly once he was on the ground
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>>64795005
This is fucking hilarious.
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I picked Conor to beat Poirer, Mendes, and Aldo.

RDA finishes Conor and makes it look easy.
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>>64796966
>not eating during
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>>64798774
HE HURT HIM MIKE
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STUPID DONKEY
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>>64798774

A UFC game looks so dumb
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>>64800542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOOT_3U4rZM

It is, don't by a game made by Jews
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>>64800703
> buying any ea sports game after fifa 98
> ever
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>tfw I could easily clear out /heem/ in 4 months

pic very much related
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>>64800921
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>>64800921
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thread could use a bit less low brow tbqph
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>>64800921

I don't see how that's possible given all the tools I bring to the fight game
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>>64801180
Does matter what tools you got I have got all the answers to all the questions

Fighters are like furniture and as I look around at you nobodies here on heem I see nothing that my toolkit wont quickly dissemble. I am another level. I am a Boca do Lobo while you are barely Ikea.
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What is the MMA equivalent of tonight's football game? Basically
>chimping out from both fighter
>referee intervention numerous times
>both fighters doing dirty shit during the fight
>someone pushing/punching the ref
>self sabotage
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>l-listen Mr Mayweather d-dont talk about my race okay I am actually Irish and we, we have been oppressed for a long time. I will f-fight you if you want and you can keep all the money, okay? Pls don't make fun of me anymore. Me fadder was a leprechaun but that doesn't make me a manlet
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>>64801368

Sorry I don't watch handegg
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>>64801262
you really are the next McGregor innit lad
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>>64801368
Which football game?
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>>64801520
Obviously steelers/bengals, you fucking idiot.
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>>64793758
Perfect. Now I know I can tickle my way to the top
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>>64801549
why the hell is a team from ohio called 'the bengals'
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>>64801549
I don't follow handegg and there are usually multiple games on. If it was an especially noteworthy game, though, I'll check it out.
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Anyone got a webms of these chimpouts lads
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>>64801549
This is an MMA general. Talk about handegg somewhere else.
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>>64801414
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>>64801414

Conor wants that golden panty night
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>>64801616
>I don't follow handegg and there are usually multiple games on.
Uh this is the playoffs, stupid. There were two games all day. Youre really dumb.
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Vanessa Hanson posted this on snapchat

So fucking sexy
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>>64801775

No one cares beta faggot
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>>64801658
Just a bunch of morons trying to heem each other. Also several people got a few years taken off of their careers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl-Y5bmBQzU
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>>64801907

That's just Burfict. He's done that his entire career including college.
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>>64801757
I'm dumb for not knowing the ins and outs of a sport I don't follow?
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>>64801907
HEEEM
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>>64801907

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_jDyvvg4MY

>QB reaction
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>>64801965
Another heem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2iNKXjQlqI

Was Schaub being hit like this, is it why he has no chin?
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>>64796966
Well desu we all watch the fightpass prelims and events it's just we don't have thousands of followers to tweet it to
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>>64801937
Very.
>don't know to MOYES despite not watching soccer
>TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>Did You See that Score G? We the Moyes boys!
>not watching The Football Factory
>not keking when Mourhino was sacked
>not knowing shit about sports you don't follow
I shig
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>>64802078
Actually makes sense, all the damage he took in football could have worn him down before he ever started training.
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>>64802170
MMA is the only worthwhile sport, m8

It's all so boring in comparison to it. Nfl, nba, etc. All glorified mandrama
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>>64801682
I never understood this, there was nothing about the fight that was related to 7 seconds, just a bunch of people trying to stretch the Bra7i1 meme past its use
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>>64801368
romero/kennedy is close.

but some bengals should use the remainder of their physicality for mma, nfl is the wrong sport for them
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>>64802180
That's 100% what happened.
He got heemed so bad in football that we barely got to see full chin Schaub.
He'll be the champion by now.
Just did this webm because no ones seems to have this heem in webm, only shitty gifs.
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>>64802381
so blurry
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>>64802213
>glorified mandrama
UFC is real mandrama
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>>64802624
I want CM's shirt.
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>>64802624
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>>64802618
Thank god somebody has a 720p version, too bad it doesn't have the other camera where you can see Cro Cop's head get blasted like a ball.
I'll have to torrent the entire event, fuck
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>>64802381
Fuck, Big Brown bounced his head like a basketball
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Conspiracy theory: Zuffa gave Coker the okay to go to Bellator so he could sink it on purpose.
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>>64802618
>>64802381

This is why you move your head off the center line.
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I will absolutely heem the shit out of anyone in this thread
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The UFC needs to get the American Football players that dont make it from College to the NFL and train them for two/three years in mma and let the best ones in to the hw/lhw divisions to get some new people in there. They could even make a shitty TV show out of it.

Would it work lads?
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>>64802728

see

>>64800921
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>>64800811
>playing a soccer video game
>ever
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>>64802778
No, they have shit technique, every single one of them.
They need to convince heavyweight boxers and kickboxers to learn TDD and start heeming people.
They need to sign Tyrone Spong ASAP, he is begging for a contract.
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>>64802778

MMA isn't seen as a sustainable income for many... especially if Dana and Lorenzo are writing the checks and you're a rookie.
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>>64802700
you should start coaching professional MMA fighters.
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>>64802837

>shit technique

Technique can be learned, they already have the size/speed/physicality to fight.
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>>64802856
>MMA isn't seen as a sustainable income for many.

Yeah but dont those big black lads have nothing else if they dont make it
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>>64802857

>implying I don't coach them from my seat every fight

They never listen, they never listen.
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>>64802887

They have a college education.. they can find jobs that pay well.
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>>64802879
Technique can be learned while young, older that 23yo people don't learn technique, it just a fact.
That's why wrestlers in MMA have so shitty boxing except a few special guys.
Even Jon Jones stand up is not comparable to amateur boxers/kickboxers with similar psyshique
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>>64802879

>technique can be learned.
>3 years.

top kek, m8. After 3 years, you'll realize you've barely scratched the surface of pugilism.
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>>64802901
Don't lots of them just do easy shit and get passed really easy anyway?
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>>64802904

>it just a fact

You need to learn the difference between a fact and an opinion. Most ex-college players that don't make the NFL are around 22, fyi.

>>64802905

You're a fool if you believe everyone must train at some low class gym forever to succeed.
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>>64802921

Some, probably. Regardless they have the diploma for the resume which is all they need to get their foot in the door. Many get jobs near their college town.
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>>64802934
Mate, i'm telling you because i've seen it, and everyone who ever trained at a boxing gym has seen it, old people (more that 23, doesn't matter if they are incredibibly athletic) barely learn basic technique. By the time they are 30 they really hit their potential.
It's too complex to learn while old.
It's not a opinion, it just something anyone who understand boxing muvment can see.
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>mfw I was unirionically banned for a whole week for bundaposting
>delicious phat bunda at that
boardkillers tbqh
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>>64802996
I got a warning for flag posting, they are a disgrace
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>>64802978

MMA and fighting in general, especially at the highest level has grown so exponentially in the last decade or so that for you to assume to know that no further progress is possible is astounding to me.
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>>64803024
>ameriFREE
heem yourself jani
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>>64803012
It's possible but unlikely and you'll need a lot of years to learn.
In the meantime you have to relay on power and strenght, that only will get you so far.
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>>64803055

Every human being is a fighter. Most are shit at it.
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>>64803024
there is literally no reason """"""off""""""topic posts should be deleted; if this board is just supposed to be "serious" sports discussion and nothing else there are a lot better sites for that that aren't ephemeral and will actually keep those oh so important posts around, like reddit.
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>>64803067
pure pottery
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I heemed the shit out of two kids by the time I was eight and retired undefeated.

What's your heem record Heemsters?
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>>64803181
8-1 my last while being 16yo and fighting a 22yo lanklet, got heemed pretty hard tbqh and then retired.
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