[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vip /vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Home]
4Archive logo
Kansas City Chiefs @ Houston Texans AFC Wildcard...
If images are not shown try to refresh the page. If you like this website, please disable any AdBlock software!

You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports

Thread replies: 540
Thread images: 140
SAT @4:35PM ESPN

GET IN HERE!
>>
File: 1451013375570.jpg (153 KB, 980x1010) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451013375570.jpg
153 KB, 980x1010
K/a/nsas
>>
I just got called for a job interview at 2:30pm while the game is on.

What do bros?
>>
>>64760423
How bad do you want a job?
>>
>>64760437
I've been out of work for a year after suffering a pretty bad shoulder injury playing hoc. I'm p. desperate family.
>>
>>64760501
Better go to the interview, check for updates on your phone/radio.
>>
Doubles decide what I bet on.
>>
My dick hurts but I don't know what to do with myself besides masturbation. What should I do?
>>
File: 1451103395127.png (619 KB, 350x609) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451103395127.png
619 KB, 350x609
>>64760683
Chiefs
>>
>>64760724
escort
>>
>>64760724
remove kebab and race traitors.
>>
Texans desu senpai
They simply want it more.
>>
>>64760741
Don't want to lose my virginity to a prostitute
>>
Chiefs starting center Mitch Morse out with concussion.
>>
>>64760423

What shitty job interviews at 2:30 on a saturday? Fuck that

Get a real job, man
>>
File: goyer.jpg (38 KB, 600x429) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
goyer.jpg
38 KB, 600x429
inc. destruction
>>
>>64760773
fagit
>>
>>64760866
>Throws pick 6 to Marcus Peters on the first play of the game
>>
File: 1451865274053.png (112 KB, 293x468) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451865274053.png
112 KB, 293x468
>>
File: 1451874489341.png (326 KB, 1280x1028) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451874489341.png
326 KB, 1280x1028
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
>>
24-17 Toxins. Cap this.
>>
>>64761617
38-9 Chiefs
>>
Kansas City fans are cancer
>>
File: 1451875693359.jpg (92 KB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451875693359.jpg
92 KB, 1280x720
>>
File: wattdubs.jpg (116 KB, 1000x628) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
wattdubs.jpg
116 KB, 1000x628
>in about 24 hours youll be able to shitpost about the chefs one and done

I can't fucking wait.
>>
File: Dy08s4b.png (590 KB, 892x470) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Dy08s4b.png
590 KB, 892x470
>>64761859
>>
>>64761617
>not predicting a 3 point margin to fullful the "TEXANS WIN; WHAT A COMEBACK" PROPHECY
>>
Should be a good game, both teams offenses are going to get BTFO all game long. Expect lots of spaghetti from both teams.
.
9-6 Chiefs.
>>
How many bongs lads?
>>
Location: NRG Stadium, Houston, Texans

Game time: Saturday, January 9, 3:30 p.m. (Arrowhead Time)

TV channel: ESPN / ABC (Do I get the game?)

Online streaming: NFL Game Pass (Live audio, replay after it's over)

Radio: 101.1 The Fox (Mitch Holthus and Len Dawson) | Full listings

Odds: Chiefs are 3-point favorites

Matchup history: 4-3 (Chiefs lead)

Announcers: Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Lisa Salters (sideline)
>>
18 hours
>>
File: beedrill.jpg (79 KB, 594x396) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
beedrill.jpg
79 KB, 594x396
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.

There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!

RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE

>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
>>
File: CWtP_RhUAAAyzW0.jpg (34 KB, 600x303) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CWtP_RhUAAAyzW0.jpg
34 KB, 600x303
I never doubted it.
>>
File: comienza.png (528 KB, 658x478) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
comienza.png
528 KB, 658x478
Can't wait.

Love the Chiefs and the Texans though, so its going to be hurt watching either lose
>>
Chiefs gonna get Tox'd.
>>
File: 1417409295935.png (219 KB, 1021x626) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1417409295935.png
219 KB, 1021x626
>Chefs
>Playoffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wius2y8DV_I

And this video was made just before pic related
>>
>>64760683
0-0 tie
>>
So when the Chiefs beat the Texans who would you rather they play next Stoolers or Bungles?
>>
Is Smeth elite?
>>
File: 1450372311353.gif (2 MB, 400x286) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450372311353.gif
2 MB, 400x286
>>
>>64762685
>Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden
My smoothie is ready.
>>
The Andy Reid Drinking Game

If Andy Reid throws the challenge flag, take ONE drink.
If he wins his challenge, take ONE drink.
If he loses his challenge, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid uses both challenges in the first half, take TWO drinks.
If he wins both challenges, and wins an additional challenge, take ONE drink.
If he uses the additional challenge at any point in the game, take THREE drinks.

If Andy Reid calls more than three pass plays in a row, take TWO drinks.

If Andy Reid calls timeout, take ONE drink.
If it is obvious that the timeout was a bad decision, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid is out of timeouts before the two minute warning, take FOUR drinks.
>>
>cheifs are missing a raider in their lineup in order to break the drought
you got the niner now you got to find a way to cuck yourself some more to get a raider player otherwise you're guaranteed one and done
>>
>>64766126
>Alcohol poisoning: the game
>>
>>64766126
Why do you want to kill people?
>>
>>64766126
3rd and long? better call a bubble screen.
>>
Chiefs starting center is out tomorrow, Watt will murder Smeth in the 1st quarter.

Chase Daniel will hand the ball off and give the Chiefs their first and last playoff win.
>>
>ESPN playoff game

No, thank you.
>>
>>64766621
>Chiefs starting center is out tomorrow

That's usually REALLY bad. How much playing time does the backup have?
>>
Gonna be a defensive slugfest, it'll come down to which offense spills the most spaghetti
>>
Will elite Smeth throw for more than 200 yards?
>>
>>64761942
>implying that this game won't come down to refball to keep the game exciting til the last second.
>>
>>64767261
Easily 250 yards, 1 TD, and 0 INTs. He'll also prove to the entire nation that his handoff technique is absolutely impeccable and easily the most perfected motion in the league.

He'll also rush for a cheeky 45 yards and 6 1st downs.
>>
Rocking my dan saleaumua jersey to break the 1993/94 playoff jinx.

NRG stadium kinda looks like a Macy's from the outside
>>
TELL THE TRUTH
>>
>>64766652
>That's usually REALLY bad. How much playing time does the backup have?

2-3 starts. morse is out for the year with a scrambled brain. other guy is an off the scrapheap practice squader.

Luckily Vince Wilfork is extremely fat and old from eating meatBread(TM)
>>
>>64767302
Not a bad game, desu.
>>
>>64767302
>Easily 250 yards, 1 TD, and 0 INTs. He'll also prove to the entire nation that his handoff technique is absolutely impeccable and easily the most perfected motion in the league.
>He'll also rush for a cheeky 45 yards and 6 1st downs.

so the chiefs win by 3 touchdowns? I'll take it.

Captain Checkdown gonna take us to the Superbowl baby
>>
File: umaru_chiefs.png (221 KB, 808x989) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
umaru_chiefs.png
221 KB, 808x989
>>64760418
>>
KC CHIEFS FAN HERE

WAKING UP AT 2am to put the meat in for 3pm kickoff.

5 slabs of baby back ribs, rubbed and trimmed
3 full briskets
5 quarts of zarda beans
4 1 qt bottles of gates hot bbq sauce
5 loaves of white bread
3 cases of boulevard wheat
1 bottle of boulevard Bourbon Barrel Quad champagne bottle beer to pop at the win
It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Wi9qTANn4
>>
File: 1451874598597.jpg (636 KB, 1024x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451874598597.jpg
636 KB, 1024x1024
>tfw too excited to sleep

who /allnighter/ here?
>>
>>64767436
noice
>>
>>64767436

>Dry rub
>>
>>64767500
>>Dry rub

you dry rub the brisket and ribs after trimming and scoring. then with about 3 hours to go (7 hours into the smoke) you begin to baste with bbq sauce which is your 'wet rub'
>>
I should probably crash bretty drunk, but I am hype as fuck for the game.

longest week that I can remember since the last playoff game.

Why do the NFC teams get an extra day of rest?

seems kind of unfair.
>>
Can't sleep, Army is blasting howitzers off at the range.

Or that is my guess, a helluva whomp, can feel the air move in my apartment with each blast.
>>
>>64767598
The AFC teams won't even be able to play the NFC teams until February so I doubt this one day of rest will make a difference

You can also say the AFC WC winning teams get another day of rest before they play the top 2 seeds
>>
>>64760423
Get the job, friend. Football is important, but not that important.
>>
>>64760423
DVR obviously
>>
>>64763800
Underrated image & toast.
>>
>>64766169
That sounds like the Texans. Except for the Texans, it never freaking works cause nobody can block on screens worth a shit without getting called for holding, etc.
>>
>>64767824
if you have a good punter and defense and your offense isn't strong, you play the field of position battle and take what yardage you can get to pin the other guy deep.
>>
File: 1450310515830.jpg (37 KB, 323x374) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450310515830.jpg
37 KB, 323x374
wtf I woke up and the game isn't on? I missed it?
>>
Why is it at 4:35pm instead of 1pm?
>>
>>64768214
pregame gay shit.
>>
>>64768214
so it leads straight into the night game. the real question is why is there no sunday night fooball.
>>
>>64768239
I thought they did it in case of overtime so that they didnt overlap.
>>
File: 1451872906460.png (253 KB, 1145x788) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451872906460.png
253 KB, 1145x788
>>
>>64768259

that's a pepe rarer than a yellow reserved parking pass homie
>>
File: 1451880791609.png (976 KB, 1500x1543) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451880791609.png
976 KB, 1500x1543
>>
File: 1451537275698.jpg (160 KB, 986x929) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451537275698.jpg
160 KB, 986x929
Texans don't have any meme magic. Meme magic is real, it will give us our glorious god king Trump.
>>
File: image.png (141 KB, 510x543) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
141 KB, 510x543
>mfw Alex Smith gets his head removed courtesy of JJ
>>
File: kclel.jpg (139 KB, 1280x960) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kclel.jpg
139 KB, 1280x960
>>64768506
>mfw Peyton Manning gets one and done'd by Marcus Peter's 3rd pick from him
>>
Niggas must not know of the newly implanted HGH bionic arm

>expect the donkeys
>>
I want the Chiefs but I have a feeling the Texans will upset.

I also want Packers v Chiefs super bowl but I know I'm really reaching when it comes to that
>>
File: 554603540.gif (2 MB, 431x306) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
554603540.gif
2 MB, 431x306
>>64768524
>Broncos in the playoffs with Cyborg manning

pic related
>>
File: 1450652792218.png (14 KB, 246x279) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450652792218.png
14 KB, 246x279
>tfw Chicken Parm is dreading facing the Chiefs again.

Chiefs will seal his fate and he knows it.
>>
People underestimate how mentally tough this team is, everyone knows they are physically tough. It's pretty rare for a team to lose 5 in a row and not completely give up hope.

They lost to playoff team on the the road, and kept the score close.

I don't think the Chiefs have all the pieces, but they are a young team with major talent locked up to make Super Bowl runs for the next few years. The upside of Jamaal Charles being out is that it has forced them to develop a 3rd option, Wilson look promising but they need a legit recevier to complement Kelce and Maclin.

They are going to be pretty scary next year regardless of how tomorrows game pans out.

Honestly, after 20 years as a 49ers fan I am having a lot more fun rooting for Alex.
>>
>>64766652
Back up is good, Morse was out a few games earlier this season and the backup was solid. The whole O-line has been much improved lately, mostly because Smeths release time has dropped to near zero.
If Houston has a Spy on Smeth I think the Chiefs slant/dink/dunk/KELCE game will be sufficient.
If not Alex Vick will return.
>>
File: image.jpg (90 KB, 844x1000) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
90 KB, 844x1000
>>64768481
I'm convinced that Trumpposters and Cheifsposters are the same people. Pure concentrated meme magic.
>>
>>64768715
Alex's quick reads and runs are a great new dimension to the game. If reality were as it is in my head, it would be a great bait and switch tactic since they will be gameplanning to stop that.

I can't wait, I really hope that this game isn't decided by refball. win or lose.
>>
>>64760683
JJ getting >3 sacks on Smemeth
>>
>>64768740
I think it's more him just acting more decisively lately and having confidence in Maclin getting open on routes if the quick options are covered.
If expect Kelce to get quite a few looks to surprise the D, and to see some new plays called for Charmeleon West and Spencer Ware.
I think the game is probably close, if the Chiefs D can be average I think the Chiefs win by 7. If Alex throws a pick or Frankie "DONT FUCKING TRY IT" Hammond Jr. fumbles a ball it might swing towards the Texans.
If there's refball I will hunt down the referee and skin him alive.
>>
>>64768768
>Spencer Ware gets 180 yds and 2 TDs
>>
>>64768774
In the beginning of the year he was getting clobbered, when the line started to gel it took him two games to snap out of the shell shock.

Not many QBs have the mental fortitude to do that. Alex has been doing that his entire career.
>>
So do the toxins stand a chance or will we have to endure one more week of chiefs shitposting?
>>
File: mfwchiefsfans.png (227 KB, 496x367) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
mfwchiefsfans.png
227 KB, 496x367
Oh look, KC meth addicts posting at 4am
>>
>>64768785
Another week of Chiefsposting is a good week, there is a lot of positive energy behind it. If that triggers you we have designated safe spaces where you can watch videos of puppies and kittens on bean bags until you calm down. If you are super triggered there are stuffed animals that you can hug.
>>
>>64768795
I'm actually an entrepreneur living in Alaska at the moment, thank you.
>>
>>64768803

>flyover humor
>>
>>64768795
Oh look, a St. Louis faggot shitposting because he's about to lose his NFL team.
>>
>>64768841
>implying flyovers have heard of safe spaces

I know that it is the current year, but...
>>
>>64768785
They do stand a chance. Toxins' D is good, thier QB is no longer Brandon fucking Weeden and the Cheifs are a meme team that will flop hard. KC literally has only two top class players; Peters and Kelce. Everyone else is mediocre to shit tier.
>>
>>64769006
>getting your NFL opinions from a slavnigger

We need another cold war.
>>
Can't sleep, playoff night! Probably gonna pass out soon, wake up at 3-4 or so before kickoff, open up a cold one and root for my team. I can't wait, playoffs are always legit
>>
File: 1442784682070.jpg (136 KB, 577x577) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442784682070.jpg
136 KB, 577x577
It's playoff time.
>>
>>64769006
>>64769032
Probably a VPN. I doubt any Ruskies watch NFL just sayin
>>
which team in this match up is Europe rooting for? (Russia counts as Asian and therefor doesn't count)
>>
File: 1442782648663.png (37 KB, 300x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442782648663.png
37 KB, 300x300
>>64769057
Always for the underdog.
>>
>>64769032
Go back to fucking your sister, Cletus.
>>64769052
You'd be surprised. Some even watch college ball.
http://nflrus.ru/
>>
>>64769057
texas
>>
File: 1d3-1.jpg (76 KB, 249x301) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1d3-1.jpg
76 KB, 249x301
>the shitposting if KC loses
>>
>>64769094
>the shitposting if KC wins
>>
>entering the playoffs on the back of 10 straight wins

is there a dumber franchise than the griefs?
>>
>>64769082
>Netherlands
>a real country

pick one
>>
File: heul.png (117 KB, 410x266) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
heul.png
117 KB, 410x266
>>64769141
Don't bad mouth Netherlands.

Without them I wouldn't have weed.
>>
File: 7575.jpg (18 KB, 373x344) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
7575.jpg
18 KB, 373x344
>>64769107
Pls no
>>
File: 1449481764137s.jpg (2 KB, 124x124) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449481764137s.jpg
2 KB, 124x124
>>64769134
>if they didn't win 10 in a row after losing 5 in arow they wouldn't be in the playoffs

Why do aussies always try to fit in where they aren't wanted?

>tfw Aussie wakes up and realizes it wasn't banter
>>
>Monday morning: Chiefs have won 11 in a row to shitty teams, beating the Texans at home in a playoff game is meaningless. Nobody can dare to compete with Manning at home in a playoff game....


kek
>>
File: 1440298192570.jpg (21 KB, 400x399) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1440298192570.jpg
21 KB, 400x399
>>64769181
>inb4
>4th Quarter
>Broncos down by 6
>Peyton throws a deep ball but gets sacked
>Wreathing in pain, undoubtedly injured
>Sidlines, announcers going crazy
>Everyone thinks its over
>Unceremoniously, Brett Favre runs onto the field, donning a Broncos uniform
>Lobs it down field for game winning touch down
>MFW
>>
>>64760423
GO.TO.INTERVIEW
>>
>>64769328
Would be the greatest moment in football history.
>>
Cant wait to see the game. Im rooting for the Chiefs because I saw them in London last november. Its nice that the team you saw in real life made it to the playoffs.
>>
>>64769328
>Peyton throws a deep ball but gets sacked

What
>>
>>64771309
I think he meant gets hit after the throw.
>>
File: cb0.jpg (12 KB, 356x357) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cb0.jpg
12 KB, 356x357
>chefs
>toxins
good lord this is playoff game?
>>
Sleeper MVP: Spencer Ware
>>
File: jjwattisabitchboy.gif (4 MB, 360x249) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jjwattisabitchboy.gif
4 MB, 360x249
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I usually don't get in on game threads 'cause I never work Sunday, but I am working this Saturday up until the game starts.

Figured I'd spread my CHIEFS HYPE up in this bitch while I'm here. WHO READY FOR THAT CHIEFS CHAMPIONSHIP.

I'M TALKING BOTH OF AMERICA'S TOP SPORTS HAVING THEIR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY'S ON DISPLAY IN THE SAME CITY, IN STADIUMS THAT ARE RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO EACHOTHER.

Texans, I'm sorry you have to be our first victim in our road to glory, but a stepping stone is just that.

This will be a Chiefs win, and it won't even be close.
ps nice pasta, nigga >>64763748


RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD
>>
>>64762530
5
>>
post yfw 10 game winning streak ends in one and done
>>
>yfw you will only watch this game to check the injuries and enjoy your bye day.
>>
>>64760423
job interviews aren't that long. even if it goes an hour you can still see the majority of the game
>>
>>64761390
they're in the playoffs. there is literally no way they are missing the playoffs, yes. because they're playing a playoff game today. what?
>>
>>64769328
writhing* you idiot
>>
>>64767436
I'm bringing a bottle of Crown Town, shit's not going to last much longer anyway, might as well drink it :/
>>
>>64772166
France doesn't have any nfl teams
>>
>>64771735
Always though Ware was very talented but underused at LSU. Glad to see he's made it.
>>
File: 1443741234395.png (240 KB, 1080x555) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443741234395.png
240 KB, 1080x555
>alex smith has urionically never thrown for 3500 yards or more in a season

holy shit why do people rate this memelord.
>>
HOYER

THE

DESTROYER
>>
>>64772838
On a team with one actual receiver (Kelce) it's not surprising.

Also girl in pic is right, Dwight Howard is a cancer to every team he is on
>>
>>64772940
He played for the 9ers with a prime Vernon Davis, and Michael Crabtree for several seasons.
>>
>>64772969
Michael Crabtree is the greatest WR Alex has ever thrown to before this season.
>>
>>64769094
>if
>>
>mfw
>Chefs
>Xehawks
>Bungles
>Puckers
>Bumcos
>Cheetriots
>Cunthers
>All one and done

My entire life has been for this moment
>>
I come from the future

>Texans get first possession
>2 pass plays, one to rb, other to Hopkins, draw play, punt
>chiefs get 5 yards on first 2 plays, then on 3rd down, penalty conversion (turning point of first half). Go on to score 2 touchdowns, going up 17-3
>sp was untolerable do to chief fags
>Texans get another field goal before half time

>first play of 2nd half, Cushing steps in front of a pass intended for Kelce, returning it for a touchdown
>few drives later, score 17-13, Watt gets sack fumble, Hopkins catches a 60 yard touchdown
>Texans up 23-17, final 2 minutes, Alex Smith scrambles on 3rd down, as he has done a couple times this game, but gets nailed by Texans safety, and fumbles. Alex Smith was slow to get up and taken in for concussion protocol
>Alfred blue gets first down to clinch the game
>watt posting starts and pats fags become defensive
>>
File: 1428146616235.gif (2 MB, 250x188) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1428146616235.gif
2 MB, 250x188
>>64771978

>uppercuts jj in the taint
>shoves him while he's trying to recover

shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i hate everything about your fucking shithole meth city. i hate the god damn royals and all their faggy bandwagoning fans. i hate that piss water called boulevard. oklahoma joes is dry and tastes like goat shit and full of nothing but fat fucking people who dont know any better and they sell frisbees for some gay reason. i looked up a list of the best things to do when visiting kc and the only thing on the list was just to fucking drown yourself in one of your many shitty fountains around the city. your airport is a dark fucking closet. everyone in that fucking place is trash, rude and retarded and poor. you know its a real bad sign when you somehow end up as the single worst city in one of the trashiest states in the country. you found a way to be more of a garbage dump than st. louis, congratulations

pic related, what everyone in kc dreams about but they cant afford guns
>>
File: smithslide.gif (4 MB, 484x250) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
smithslide.gif
4 MB, 484x250
>>64773269
i got a feeling you going to be so much madder once the game gets started
>>
>>64773080
>the steeler with no d are winning this game
>>
>>64773475
Bengals struggled just as much with the ravens as the Steelers
>>
>>64773475
>bengels
>>
This won't be a close game.
Both of these teams are capable of melting down, but I don't know which one will.
>>
Does anyone actually care about this game or its outcome?
Literally who the fuck is watching it?
>>
File: 5656ujjju567.gif (2 MB, 350x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
5656ujjju567.gif
2 MB, 350x300
>>64773555
I will. Chiefs always find a way to lose in hilarious fashion.

>28 point lead
>>
File: putitin.jpg (67 KB, 560x440) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
putitin.jpg
67 KB, 560x440
>game starts at 4:20
>>
>>64773608
>>
File: chiefs.jpg (35 KB, 553x484) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
chiefs.jpg
35 KB, 553x484
We already beat the Toxins once this year. They obviously didn't learn the first time :^)
>>
File: 1442492074638.png (124 KB, 439x497) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442492074638.png
124 KB, 439x497
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season

The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
>>
>Weeden didn't win 1 game for the Cowboys in 3 years
>goes to Houston
>starts to win
WTF!? Oh well, Houston you're still little brother compared to Dallas
>>
Will anyone be streaming this shit? Help a poorfag out. I'm using that mcwifi senpai.
>>
>>64773786
It's on ABC. Just use your antenna
>>
>>64773757
>chiefs
>playoffs
>>
trips and Hoyer's first pass is a pick six
>>
remember that clowney is a bust
>>
File: peterspuke.jpg (150 KB, 640x360) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
peterspuke.jpg
150 KB, 640x360
>>64773996
close enough
>>
File: getthebitch.jpg (71 KB, 850x560) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
getthebitch.jpg
71 KB, 850x560
both these teams are trash desu senpai.
>>
File: 1450074496326.jpg (35 KB, 305x452) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450074496326.jpg
35 KB, 305x452
Go Houston!
>>
>>64774039
Notre Dame would bootyblast them both
>>
Is Alex Smith the epitome of calm, resolute professionalism? The absolute pinnacle of veteran leadership?
>>
File: 1444363776917.jpg (47 KB, 382x512) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1444363776917.jpg
47 KB, 382x512
>>64774048
failcons would bootyblast them both
>>
File: KELCEPUNCH.webm (3 MB, 1280x720) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
KELCEPUNCH.webm
3 MB, 1280x720
Houston, we have a problem
>>
File: swagtbh.gif (4 MB, 582x328) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
swagtbh.gif
4 MB, 582x328
>>64774065
no that would be wilson
>>
File: 1450052141795.jpg (112 KB, 1000x407) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450052141795.jpg
112 KB, 1000x407
>>
File: 14509440132985675.gif (383 KB, 269x270) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
14509440132985675.gif
383 KB, 269x270
>>64774098
>his pedo handler behind him
>>
You guys are completely delusional if you think the Chiefs are going to win a single playoff game. It is riding on the easiest win streak in the history of the NFL and you guys act like you are just really something. EVEN IF YOU DO BEAT THE TOXINS YOU WONT BEAT THE PATS. GOD FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING CHIEFS FANS FUCKING CANCER ASS NIGGERS.
>>
Rank these receivers in order of who has the best game this weekend: Green, Maclin, Hopkins, Diggs, Baldwin, Djax, Brown, and Diggs
>>
>>64774399
>easiest win streak in this history of the NFL

lol not even fucking close.
>>
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
>Source: #Texans star pass rusher Jadeveon Clowney is OUT for today's game. Significant blow.

Watt a tragedy
>>
>>64774078
Yeah Kelce destroyed em last time, but the Texans were stacking the box to stop Jamaal Charles. Kelce will be less of a matchup problem when the Texans can more easily drop linebackers into coverage. Also, Kevin Johnson has improved a lot and can make an impact from the nickel corner position now. He struggled at that position in his NFL debut.
>>
>>64774427
1. Baldwin
2. AJ Green
3. Antonio Brown
4. DJax
5. Maclin
6. Hopkins
7. Diggs
>>
>>64774399
Chiefs beat the Texans
Bengals beat the Steelers
Cheifs beat the Broncos
Bengals beat the Patriots
Chiefs beat the Bengals

This is 100 percent what is going to happen you knob
>>
How do Texans fans feel knowing they are going to waste the talents of one of the best defensive players of all time?
>>
>>64774500
this
>>
>>64773786
r/nflstreams
>>
>>64774480
>>64774480
Interesting, normally I'd tell you to fuck off since you're a tripfag, but you actually know your shit compared to those other fucks
>>
I don't know who to root for in this match up of bum franchises
>>
>>64760423
dont listen to anyone else, you NEED to watch the game in its entirety so you can join the bantz later on in here. if its possible try to reschedule the interview for monday.
>Football > Work nig
>>
>>64774585

I always pull for the team with the least amount of niggers

Try it, senpai
>>
If the Chiefs lose I'm refusing to watch any Chiefs games until Andy Reid is fired.
>>
>>64774745
>9 game win streak first season
>10 game win streak third season

You're literally not happy?
>>
>>64774427
> packers only WC team not represented

Of course.
>>
Friendly reminder that Alex "Air Raid" Smith has the highest average postseason passer rating of all active QBs
>>
>>64774830
Shit I meant to put Cobb but put diggs twice Kek...well yeah just replace one of the diggs with Cobb/jones
>>
File: 1452150634384.gif (2 MB, 300x225) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452150634384.gif
2 MB, 300x225
I'm a Vikings fan rooting for the tex/a/ns, because it would be nice if something good could happen to them.

Pic unrelated.
>>
>>64774827
Andy does things every game that are unthinkably retarded and I can't take it anymore.

And his playoff win streak is 0

If the Chiefs lose to this terrible Houston team it will be because Andy Reid went full retard
>>
File: ptu.jpg (25 KB, 199x241) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
ptu.jpg
25 KB, 199x241
Apparently Tom Coughlin's being interviewed for Philly's open HC position. I'd love to see this happen just for the EDP videos.
>>
>>64760406
This matchup should be Steelers @ Colts and the ONLY reason it isn't is because of freak injuries.
>>
Has Clowney been good lately, haven't watched Texans in a while
>>
>>64774956
This post should be in /trash/ and the ONLY reason it isn't is because it didn't start a thread
>>
>>64774983
does it matter?

>>64774454
>>
Is Clowney a top 5 bust of all time?
>>
>>64774897

>I'm a Vikings fan

You realize your quarterback is a nigger shoeshine boy, right?
>>
>>64774926
You know that Andy Reid has been to the owl, right?
>>
>>64775005
Oy gevalt
>>
>>64774098
is that jared fogle in the back ground
>>
>>64774098
I wish some guy would have uppercutted that queerbait.
>>
>>64775028
jawalrus, leaf, mandarich, are all worse, but he could be up there if he doesn't get better fast. mostly because texans could've had bridgewater or carr, or hell even bortles would make them a better contender
>>
>>64775179
QB busts are more the fault of coaching.
>>
Can anyone tell me if hoyer is starting?
>>
>>64775248
not for long.
>>
>>64775248

Pretty sure he is yeah.
>>
Should I be excited for the Chiefs? I'm Giants fan btw.
>>
>>64775054
How many did he win?
>>
>>64775248
>Starting
>Playing majority of game
pick 1

while hoyer gets pick 6
>>
>>64775351
You can't go to the Owl without winning a playoff game. Fucking redditors man.
>>
Chiefs are a couple pieces away from being a Super Bowl team, they should win 1-2 playoff games however.
>>
>>64775388
He was asking how many Super Bowls has he won. Which is zero. You're the redditor for not knowing how context clues work you fucking dumbass
>>
>>64775611
No you dumb fucking nigger, he said that Andy Reid has won 0 playoff games.

You are such a stupid shit that I wish I could punch your dumb ass.

literally dumb fucking nigger the post.
>>
>>64766648
its on ABC you fucking sperg
>>
File: Sad Ried.jpg (135 KB, 1600x900) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Sad Ried.jpg
135 KB, 1600x900
Please god let the drought end.

Eric Berry, Tamba Hali, Derrick Johnson, Dustin Colquitt, and Justin Houston deserve one playoff win in their Chiefs career

>mfw Jamaal won't be a part of the victory if they win
>>
>>64766137
>tyvon branch
>>
>>64775697
Chiefs pasta meme magic guarantees that the post-season drought ends today.
>>
If KC wins the owl this year, they had better get a hockey team.

a flyover sports city would be pretty cool.
>>
>>64775646
I said Andy won 0 playoff games with the Chiefs m80
>>
>Royals slap the shit out of the Astros in the playoffs
>Chiefs slap the shit out of the Texans in the playoffs

It's a great year for KC sports at the expense of Texas.
>>
>>64774399
I came here to read the mad posts like this
>>
>>64775786
>Andy does things every game that are unthinkably retarded and I can't take it anymore.

>And his playoff win streak is 0

>If the Chiefs lose to this terrible Houston team it will be because Andy Reid went full retard

This is literally what you said you goddamned tumblr-tier faggot.
>>
>>64775782
We have a pretty damn good MLS team, although it's in KCK not KCMO, but who gives a shit about that.
>>
File: kcstad.jpg (159 KB, 650x432) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
kcstad.jpg
159 KB, 650x432
>>64775782
>tfw we get a badass NBA/NHL hybrid indoor stadium to place in photo vicinity of Arrowhead/Kauffman and become the sporting capital of America after this SB 50 win
>>
>>64775843
Not him, but you should really stop posting because you are fucking cancer and nobody gives a shit.
>>
File: 1451249305967.jpg (942 KB, 1462x1462) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451249305967.jpg
942 KB, 1462x1462
>4 hours from now the Kansas City Chiefs will have been eliminated from the playoffs
>>
>>64775878
Take your candy ass back to reddit, fag enabler.
>>
>>64775901
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season

>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)

>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line

The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it
>>
Let's see em lads
>>
>>64775927
>best LB corp in the NFL
that's the carolina panthers m8
>>
File: LBCHIEFS.jpg (60 KB, 568x426) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
LBCHIEFS.jpg
60 KB, 568x426
>>64775973
keep talkin' bitch nigga, see ya in the owl.
>>
File: 1452036141624.jpg (49 KB, 623x289) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452036141624.jpg
49 KB, 623x289
>>64775871
>1 (one) parking lot for 2 (two) stadiums
>>
Won't be long now lads. Whats everyone drinking on today? I am drinking some shitty icehouse edge because I am a broke nigger.
>>
>>64775782
>flyover
Theres that phrase again only retards use
>>
>>64776016
At least they have a lot. Many US teams don't.
>>
>>64776067
I'm still drunk from last night, just woke up.

Stale drunk is a lame feeling.

I have some herbal jew until the booze burns off.
>>
>>64776068
Considering democrats coined the term to describe voters they can't get, makes sense.
>>
anyone from Houston here? not sure but any anons around the texas medical center wanna get together? no homo
>>
What will it take for Texans to end the KC meme?
>>
lads

Why doesn't ABC show Superb Owls anymore?
>>
HOW MANY BONGS
>>
>>64776157
because cbs bought the rights
>>
>>64776177
under 2 bongs m8
>>
>>64776177
1 bong, 36 bings
>>
>>64776177
1 bong and 25 bings
>>
>>64776177
1 more bong and 15 bings
>>
>>64776142
2 touchdowns
>>
>>64776177
1
>>
>team colors are ketchup and mustard
hope KC keeps them in the fridge
>>
>tfw all you have in is hard liquor
>>
>>64774427
>Brown (could get 150 yds in his sleep)
>Hopkins (Most underrated player int he NFL)
>Baldwin (I don't believe that he's good, but whatever)
>Green (Beast, but >playoff Bengals)
>Mac (If only his QB could throw more than 10 yds down field)
>Djax
>GB WRs
>Diggs (le have 3 great games and then disappear man)
>>
>>64776267
and thats bad because?
>>
>>64772481
How new are you?
>>
>>64776285
>Baldwin (I don't believe that he's good, but whatever)
you are legit retarded
>>
>NFL on ABC
Dick status:MUH

They should do it more next season.
>>
Is anyone on the planet capable of watching this three-hour meymey watt dick sucking fest?
>>
>>64776264
Right next to the bread and peanutbutter.
>>
>>64776340
No, as in I keep thinking it's just a fluke when he goes off, but then he does it again
>>
>>64776360

This is the meme game. Watt vs. Smeth. Nobody wins
>>
This starts in 1 hout and 30 mins, right?
>>
>>64767416
shit that looks a lot like andy
>>
>>64776382
>NORWAY
10:30 pm your time 8

4:30 eastern us time
>>
>>64776360
/913/ here, fuck yes there are a shitload of people excited for this game.
>>
>tfw you imagine the Texans with Blake "Literally Brett Favre mk II" Bortles instead of Jabusteon Clown
>>
>>64776382
correct
>>
File: 1448521882155.jpg (127 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448521882155.jpg
127 KB, 1024x768
>>64776433
>le just man
>>
>>64774427
Please give more (you)'s please
>>
>>64769134
I really don't even know what you were trying to say
>>
any Texans fans in here?
>>
does /sp/ like this guy?
>>
>>64776535
who is 1st?
>>
>>64776535
no
>>
File: 1448530614067.jpg (21 KB, 480x447) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448530614067.jpg
21 KB, 480x447
>smeth finally getting some respect

nice

>>64776535
a tryhard and I could probably kick his ass without breaking a sweat
>>
>>64776535
no
>>
>>64776470
Thank you

>>64776416
I didn't understand this answer to be honest family man
>>
>>64776535
im a toxins fan of course i like him you moron
>>
>>64776535
he has that weird grin in every photo
>>
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY WATT AND GRONKOWSKI EIFFEL TOWERING THE 21-25 YEAR-OLD PUSSY TWO BY TWO BY FUCKING TWO WHILE ANDY REID GOES ONLINE AND ORDERS PAPA JOHN'S FOR 50% OFF EVERY TIME HIS CHIEFS BTFO THEIR OPPONENTS

GONNA BE A GREAT DOUBLE-HEADER COMING UP, SENPAIS
>>
>>64776533

>implying I'm not leaving before Chiefs fans and playoff shitposters ruin the thread in an hour
>>
>vontaze burfict promising to keep his composure
yeah right that nigga gonna break bens leg
>>
FINALLY TIME FOR PLEY-AFFS
>>
>>64776683
10 years later, the knee is avenged
>>
>>64776587
this, i practice tae kwon do regularly and with my quick speed I would disperse of him before he even knows what hit him, he's a slow brute
>>
>>64776433

so youd have a QB with overly inflated stats from coming back in garbage time against teams wow so much better. at least the teams future isn't tied to clowney
>>
File: Capture.jpg (29 KB, 590x205) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture.jpg
29 KB, 590x205
>constantly injured
>huge draft bust
>giant diva bitch as well

Great player you got there, Texans.
>>
>>64776535
fuck no
>>
>giving the biggest shitposters on /sp/ a free win against the Toxins

Fuck the NFL.
>>
as a Texan I can say that Kansas City BBQ is the worst shit I have ever eaten
>>
>Clowney leaves stadium, upset with decision to be inactive

jesus
>>
DAE appreciate Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders?
>>
File: 1435900422030.jpg (246 KB, 1200x1600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1435900422030.jpg
246 KB, 1200x1600
Watch on ESPN or ABC?
>>
>>64776757
>the biggest shitposters on /sp/
That's easily the us12s, m8
>>
What do people do in Kansas?
>>
>>64776782
is it the same broadcast?
>>
as a Cowboys fan I can easily say the Cowboys are still the best team in texas
>>
>>64776786
Meth.
>>
>>64776782
ABC, ESPN games sound like shit.
>>
>>64776741
>Drafting a player off a meme play against a shitty team

Not even once.
>>
File: 1451882735244.jpg (7 KB, 250x216) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451882735244.jpg
7 KB, 250x216
Post yfw texans vs skins in the owl
>>
File: CYTZsDXUQAEpbeN.jpg (128 KB, 576x1024) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CYTZsDXUQAEpbeN.jpg
128 KB, 576x1024
>>64776782
ABC
>>
>>64776757
>>64776784
>not the cheatriots
>>
>>64776786
fap drink and eat bbq
>>
>>64776535
>best conditioned athlete in the NFL
>most skilled at his position

Of course /sp/ hates him like the jelly faggots they are.
>>
>>64776741
picture Houston if they had Bortles, they would have been legit for years
>>
I don't even know who the Texans' current QB is
>>
>>64776787
Yup even the pregame
>>
how many bing bongs till kick off lads?
>>
>>64776813
they're both pretty bad
>>
>>64776741
>B-B-BUT THAT ONE GAME AGAINST MIAMI, ALL DE'S START OFF SLOW

B U S T
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6493315
>>
>>64776433

the only right pick in that draft if you're the Texans is take Clowney #1 overall and then get Carr in the second round. if any GM doesn't take Clowney (or a top QB I suppose) he gets fired immediately. the rest of the talent just didn't compare to what people knew in clowntown bust. yeah in hindsight "WOW KHALIL MACK SO GOAT" but every GM in that situation either takes a chance on bortles if you need a QB or goes with clowney. this isn't draft day with kevin costner. based on what the texans knew at the time they should have done clowney then carr but for some reason chose a shit OL because "omg his last name" and honestly bortles has been impressively shit. literally all of his touchdowns come in the second half. its sad how much he underperforms the rest of the game
>>
File: Red texans frog.png (220 KB, 335x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Red texans frog.png
220 KB, 335x375
>>64773608
Word, going to smoke at 4:20 along with it.
>>
>>64776826
>Bortles
fuck that, imagine if they picked Mack 1st and then Carr in the 2nd round
>>
>>64776826
>Bortles
>not Carr or Bridgewater

holy shit are you retarded?
>>
File: 1378655634477.jpg (28 KB, 400x562) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1378655634477.jpg
28 KB, 400x562
>>64776831
>>
>>64776840
1 hr 10 min
>>
File: 1419625260255.png (36 KB, 326x367) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1419625260255.png
36 KB, 326x367
If the Chefs get blown out, will Andy Reid get fired?

He needs to come home ;_;
>>
File: 1452369425553.jpg (36 KB, 634x635) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1452369425553.jpg
36 KB, 634x635
This picture triggers me
>>
>>64776535
how do you get this big?
>>
File: 1450601531849.gif (1 MB, 480x270) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450601531849.gif
1 MB, 480x270
K/a/nsas here

I can't believe I'm finally going to be able to the Chiefs win a playoff game.
>>
>>64776896
you eat big
>>
>>64774002
I would say injury prone. He is out for todays game, but when he herd the news he left the stadium pissed.
>>
>>64776896
A lot of steroids
>>
File: 1426742044410.jpg (19 KB, 499x499) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1426742044410.jpg
19 KB, 499x499
>>64776881
>soccerlets
>>
>>64760423
>Job interview on a Saturday

Let me guess, shitty fast food or retail job?
>>
>>64776881
wow that kid even got his jersey
>>
>>64776800

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GONNA QUEUE UP DISCO VOLANTE BEFORE KICKOFF, FAG

NICE JOB OUTTA YOU W/ THE HANDLE
>>
>>64776896
eat 8000 calories a day
>>
>>64776910

Don't be mean, he would have literally been a dwarf if Barcelona didn't pay for his hormone therapy.
>>
>>64776741

"WOW CLOWNEY SUCKS SO LAZY ALWAYS TAKES PLAYS OFF"
>gets upset when coach keeps him inactive for first playoff game, shows he clearly wants to play
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIVA BUST DIVA WANTING TO PLAY IN THE PLAYOFFS SUCH A DIVA"

god this board is so fucking stupid
>>
Am I a dumbass for starting Chiefs defense in fantasy?
>>
>>64776896
DHEA
>>
>>64776960
you're a dumbass for playing fantasy in post season
>>
>>64776856

Texans were in need of a Linebacker and there was legit Mack #1 hype that year. They basically drafted Clowney and put him at Libebacker when they could have drafted a natural LB in Mack
>>
>>64776960
You're a dumbass because you play fantasy football
>>
>>64776960
Why? I don't know fantasy rules but a good defense (Chiefs) vs shit offense (Texans) sounds like a no brainer
>>
>>64776896
tons of growth hormones before puberty ends

>>64776633
nice triple dubs finland
>>
>>64776876
noice, gonna run out to get some food before it starts
>>
>>64774745
Why do people give up on their team? I have been a Texans fan non-stop since '02. My team, making the playoffs win or lose, is the start of something good. I like he B'OB era.
>>
>>64760406
eric berry is pretty inspiring desu
>>
why does /sp/ hate this guy?
>>
>>64776872
Because it is the same company. And the simulcast could be a test for putting NFL back on ABC.
>>
>>64776973
It's draftkings
>>
>>64777026
cause their wifes son told them so
>>
File: white texans frog.png (218 KB, 335x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
white texans frog.png
218 KB, 335x375
>>64774956
Colts suck. Texans baby! Yall are nothing with out Manning.
>>
>>64776978

again hindsight is 20/20 but NO gm was taking mack #1 overall. it just wasn't happening. keep believing you knew the right choice all along mr armchair GM but clowney was the pick. he's a "once-in-a-generation-talent." plus with the new CBA #1's are so freaking cheap with so little risk. if it works out you have an all time great. if it doesnt who cares your team doesn't suffer. conversely had mack been a bust it would have been considered one of the worst picks of all time. think about it from the perspective of the FO, not "well ESPN and spurrier told me he was going to be a bust"
>>
>>64777026
jealous they'll never have those gains
>>
>>64776830
Hoyer. Weeden is the backup.
>>
The ABC pregame is so ridiculously biased it's not even funny. They've had like 3 video packages hyping up the chiefs. I get that they're the favorite, but you'd want to make it SEEM like its going to be competitive.

Earlier on when they were doing the roundtable discussion the lady was like "Well let's take it over to the other side and talk about the Texans defense" and the other faggots immediately "WELL ALEX SMITH YA KNOW HE'S GOT THOSE MAGIC LEGS AND THEY DON'T CALL HIM THE ULTIMATE GAME MANAGER FOR NOTHING" and sucked Smiths dick for another 5 minutes.
>>
File: CX14PAmWQAAh1Wb.jpg (94 KB, 600x936) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CX14PAmWQAAh1Wb.jpg
94 KB, 600x936
I hope Hoyer the Destroyer wins a playoff game as a starting QB so I can laugh at Leaveland for letting him walk.
>>
>>64776899
Getting ahead of yourself mate, hype has burned chiefs fans before.
>>
>>64777082
i havent seen a chief thing in like an hour since i had this on in the background. they're just showing jj watt
>>
>>64777026

CAN'T SWAT THE WATT
>>
File: 1449450890128.jpg (77 KB, 512x399) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1449450890128.jpg
77 KB, 512x399
>>64776864
>>64776868
Euros dont like the bort

>bridgewater
>>
Who here /hoyer/
>>
File: texans frog.png (93 KB, 335x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
texans frog.png
93 KB, 335x375
>>64776533
>>
>>64777116
Bortles is based, I'd just much rather get an elite pass rusher with the 1st rounder and still get Carr with the 2nd
>>
they might as well weld the fucking roof shut at nrg, its never opened
>>
>>64777101
That's the majority of the texans stuff they've shown. They'll spend the whole segment talking about how amazing the chiefs are, then cut to commercial with the camera on Watt saying
"WELL THAT MAN HOPES TO CHANGE THE CHIEFS LUCK TONIGHT" or some stupid shit.
>>
File: 8af.jpg (28 KB, 403x195) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
8af.jpg
28 KB, 403x195
>>64777140

>bortles is based

can't wait for this meme to end
>>
>>64777130

>>64777130

>>64777130

Yuro/Exile thread.
>>
File: 1439037031600.png (114 KB, 753x479) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1439037031600.png
114 KB, 753x479
>>64776868
>Bridgewater

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
File: meeeer.jpg (501 KB, 1056x1080) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
meeeer.jpg
501 KB, 1056x1080
>>64776791
Wrong.
>>
REMINDER THAT CHEIFS ONLY HAVE 4 HOURS OF CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION LEFT
>>
>people saying they should have drafter Bortles and not fucking Khalil Mack
He dominates with a shitty team surrounding him, O Lines would be fucked having to try and stop him and Watt
>>
Based chuky
>>
>>64777188
>>64777116
>Bortles better than Bridgewater

surely you cannot think this
>>
>>64777243
But he fucking is.
Carr = Bortles > Bridgewater
>>
>>64777088
>cowboy fans' faces when weeden wins a playoff game
>>
>>64777243

people on /sp/ are highlight stat babbies that think a bunch of garbage time TD's = eliteness
>>
KATY HIGH SCHOOL GUYS! WOW!
>>
>>64777243

>14 td
>9 in

Yeah he barely throws the ball and when he does he fucks up.
>>
>>64777243
>one is in the playoffs and won his division
>one is and forever will be home in January

That settles that.
>>
>>64777262
Bridgewater is a game manager
Bortles is a receiverbabby
Carr is elite
>>
File: Jack Off In Sock.jpg (43 KB, 396x431) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Jack Off In Sock.jpg
43 KB, 396x431
>game is on ABC
Takes me back to SNF on ESPN. Shit that was comfy back then. Michaels and Madden were nice though when NBC got the rights to SNF.
>>
File: 1450647922932.jpg (68 KB, 633x758) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1450647922932.jpg
68 KB, 633x758
>Brandon Weeden doesn't know how to play QB position in Dallas
>goes to the Texans and now in the playoffs
>technically purged our season

CHIEFS MUST WIN! I'll be damned if this shitty QB goes all the way after what he did to us Cowboys fan
>>
>>64777045
>being this proud of edging out a win against grandpa hasselbeck
Toxins will be back in the basement next year to draft another 1st overall DE bust
>>
TOXINS
>>
File: 1441565176242.png (211 KB, 327x316) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1441565176242.png
211 KB, 327x316
>>64777331
>720p
>>
File: cant wait.jpg (84 KB, 400x300) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
cant wait.jpg
84 KB, 400x300
>chefs 1 and done begins in less than an hour
>>
>>64777307
2bh one of the best high school football programs in the country.
>>
File: 1426373796725.jpg (208 KB, 1000x667) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1426373796725.jpg
208 KB, 1000x667
>>64777262
>>64777310
>Blake "League leader in INT" Bortles
>Blake "4th lowest completion percentage" Bortles

dear god
>>
I want to eat that AT&T girls fat jew pussy.
>>
>>64777363
Bishop Gorman >>>>>>> Katy
>>
File: 362207509.jpg (95 KB, 640x640) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
362207509.jpg
95 KB, 640x640
If your a Patriot hater who are you rooting to win?
>>
I'm watching The Twilight Saga: Eclipse on FX right now

What should I expect?
>>
>>64777357
ABC airs the game in 720p
>>
Reminder that Texas will win and watt will shatter bradys ankle next week.

Cap it.
>>
>>64777347
Cowgirls fan's tears sustain me.
>>64777389
No shit, that's why I said "One of" as in "top 10"
>>
>>64777398

the chiefs because there is no chance in hell the texans will beat the pats
>>
texans are the only choice
>>
>>64777384
IKTFB
>>
Friendly reminder only 6 of 14 teams to reach the playoffs on a 10 game win streak won their first round game
>>
File: 1451945049095.png (667 KB, 800x650) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1451945049095.png
667 KB, 800x650
Post 'em lads.
>>
>>64777399
>Hammy acting and wooden acting. No inbetween
>decent action scenes
>shit story.
>>
>>64777363

They aren't even the best in Texas let alone country
>>
File: 165436.jpg (37 KB, 640x427) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
165436.jpg
37 KB, 640x427
who /us12s/ here
>>
>>64777327

Bridgewater is a fucking shoeshine boy, dipshit

Where are the quarterbacks in this NFL 2016 playoff shitshow?

Even Carolina's quarterback is a nigger wearing a foxtail

GET ME BACK TO THE 1980s AND MONTANA AND ELWAY AND MARINO, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>
>>64777435
momentum doesnt exist heading into the playoffs

its a new season and everything changes
>>
File: Dejected.jpg (32 KB, 330x392) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Dejected.jpg
32 KB, 330x392
>Jeremy Maclin
Fuck you Chip.
>>
>>64777428
If you ain't first you're last
>>
Anyone else hoping to see this kid get a pick 6 for his birthday today?
>>
File: 1448316138489.png (75 KB, 321x365) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1448316138489.png
75 KB, 321x365
>>64777409
>watt against the pats oline
Would watch
>>
File: 1447805415445.png (522 KB, 800x650) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447805415445.png
522 KB, 800x650
>>64777380
completion percentage is pretty overrated unless you are someone ridiculous like Brees and I would much rather my qb to throw 35:18 over 14:8

>>64777445
k
>>
File: 1445458491554.png (160 KB, 746x774) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445458491554.png
160 KB, 746x774
Who

/oneanddone/ here?

No way NE beats the Chefs if they win. I will be rooting for the based Chiefs if they get to the owl or end up playing Denver.
>>
File: alex smith.jpg (122 KB, 733x397) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
alex smith.jpg
122 KB, 733x397
Alex Smith has thrown 9 TD's to 0 interceptions in his playoff career
>>
>>64777479
Watt with 2 hands* against the pats O line
>>
File: image.png (138 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
138 KB, 640x1136
>Houston in charge of picking #1 overall
>>
>>64777500
The Patriots aren't even going to get a chance to play the Cheifs because they are going to lose to the Bengals next week.
>>
File: N-Word.jpg (66 KB, 408x560) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
N-Word.jpg
66 KB, 408x560
>Lisa
>Clowney
>>
CLOWNEY IS SUCH A NIGGER!!!!!!
>>
If repeating digits, Watt breaks the record for most sacks in a playoff game today
>>
>>64777432
indeed.
>>
>>64777500

The chiefs have just been beating up on shitty teams. They couldn't even beat the vikings, the weakest team in the playoffs.

If they manage to squeak past the texans they're going to get blown out the following week.
>>
File: putinfrog.png (88 KB, 230x217) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
putinfrog.png
88 KB, 230x217
>tfw team is bad so now can enjoy the playoffs stress free

Lads I'm just here for the shitposting.
>>
>tfw Big Ten > SEC
>>
File: 1436117966614.jpg (110 KB, 640x633) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1436117966614.jpg
110 KB, 640x633
>>64777569
I know that feel lad
>>
what channel this on in canada
>>
>>64777569
I know that feel. Go Raiders!
>>
File: BASEDKALEB.jpg (93 KB, 1165x701) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
BASEDKALEB.jpg
93 KB, 1165x701
>>64777569
I'm here for hopefully the same level of KC shitposting that there was during the MLB Playoffs/World Series.

NOT INTERFERENCE. FUCK YOU CANADA. ASTROS BTFO AS WELL.
>>
>>64760423
Interview wont go past an hour at most so go there, if its a long commute back to your house just go to the nearest pub
>>
File: jags frog happy.png (107 KB, 335x375) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jags frog happy.png
107 KB, 335x375
Do it for the AFC South Toxins
>>
>>64777559
the Chiefs lost to all those teams when they were good. the only really bad loss was the bears and that was by one point. there are no afc teams that will absolutely dominate the chiefs this year
>>
>>64777612
fuck that fag and his shitty beard
>>
>>64777612
lel I forgot about that fat neckbear.
>>
File: 1405440144915.jpg (106 KB, 724x717) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1405440144915.jpg
106 KB, 724x717
>>64760418
No it's Tex/a/ns
>>
File: CSC3jKrUAAAKlD9.jpg (101 KB, 600x652) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
CSC3jKrUAAAKlD9.jpg
101 KB, 600x652
>>64777628
>being that mad at based Caleb
>>
File: eagles-win-the-SB.jpg (355 KB, 800x600) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
eagles-win-the-SB.jpg
355 KB, 800x600
>>64777569
>>
Who has a better game today? Alfred Blue or Jeremy Hill?
>>
>this upcoming 777777 GET
>>
>>64777656
fuck this ugly nigga
>>
>have to listen to Chris Berman on Pregame
>have to listen to John Gruden and some black guy
>GRUDEN GRINDER
guess I'm muting the game today
>>
Lets gooo Houston

Vince needs a trip back to Foxborough
>>
File: 1388774720014.jpg (18 KB, 293x296) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1388774720014.jpg
18 KB, 293x296
>>64777625
>rooting for a division in the NFL
>that flag
>>
File: 143839076255473.jpg (58 KB, 1000x560) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
143839076255473.jpg
58 KB, 1000x560
>>64777671
Yes....yes....keep crying.
>>
>>64777663

Blue is in a 4-man gimmick rotation so Hill by default
>>
File: go texans.jpg (901 KB, 1440x1280) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
go texans.jpg
901 KB, 1440x1280
>>64777350
Oh sorry, I was getting ready to watch the Texans play in the playoffs. Whats your colts up to? Keeping bad coaches?
>>
File: BdBwHHUCMAAzkuJ.jpg (33 KB, 600x450) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
BdBwHHUCMAAzkuJ.jpg
33 KB, 600x450
>>64777674
>hating based gruden
>>
>>64777674
>he doesn't like based GRUDEN GRINDER

smdh
>>
If the Chiefs score a touchdown, this game is over.
>>
<