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t. OP of the last thread
Roided out Pride Coleman was fucking hilarious
Chad still my boy tbf. I didn't think I'd feel bad seeing him get heemd again.
How to I learn to meme kick? I have fast as fuck hands. I know this because I've been in numerous street fights. But I feel I could drop a person with one kick because it takes me 2-3 punches to drop someone usually.
Why was Mark Coleman such a fucking douchebag? Or at least up until he got his ass handed to him.
Everyone seems to forget RDA is virtually undefeated since 2011 minus the Khabib wrestlefuck 3 round decision.
>Cerrone x2 including a TKO
>Bendo heem'd into unconsciousness
>Stockton's little brother
>Showtime Pettis meme is dead
RDA is a monster capable of humiliating Conor.
Why would you count out Frankie?
Start with doing flexibility exercises, then start kicking the bag and watch videos of technique.
Technique is key though, you probably have to go to a TKD/Karate/Kickboxing/MOOAY thai school to learn the technique itself.
Is very hard though, so hard that barely no MMA fighters learn meme kicks after 23yo.
Chadlet used to be a faster, more powerful version of Fronkie but Conor and lack of IVs ruined his chin apparently.
>going down to an edgar left hook off his back foot to your nose
But Frankie is faster, has better cardio and arguably better wrestling than Chad.
I think people could make a case that Frankie is a worse match up for Conor than RDA. He has better speed and wrestling, and he has plenty of experience taking down guys bigger than him, and he never ever gets tired. RDA looks reckless as fuck.
>listening to something
>people talking about TKD/Karate in MMA
>discussion of meme kicks come up
>how at 30 something Vitor began using meme kicks
>how a lot of people thought it was memes but some guys like Vitor,Wonderboy,Lyoto,Conor use them
>someone brings up how Phil Baroni is trying to meme kick now
man I cant wait to see WHERES YOUR KID AT? fight again
Yeah man, I'm a Ferguson believer. Put aside the tryhard smack talk and he's pretty awesome. I love his style and I hope he keeps winning.
Vitor had an advantage though, he trains with Tyrone Spong and he could use TRT (and other things) to overtrain and not destroy his body.
He is a bad motherfucker though, even with that advantage is extremely difficult to learn the mechanics of kicks after 20.
Is like your body doesn't want you to learn it.
Frankie has taken down every single fighter he fought, including lightweights who had huge size advantage over him. HE also took down fighters with supposed to be great takedown defense such as Penn.
He's a better wrestler than Chad.
Current Arianny is looking good t b h, one of the few chicks who did things right with surgeries.
so /heem/, who do you guys think the breakout fighter was for 2015?
Welcome to the Gabi team! I told you guys she was forreal
what does Spong have to do with memekicks. spong is a straightforward dutch kickboxer who never memekicks except maybe if someone throws one at him he'll throw one back just to say i can do dat too. also vitor was never ride or die blackzilian i doubt he trained that much with spong.
Chin of Iron... or head.
He's extremely young (20?) and a legitimate smartie (doing a Petroleum Engineer undergrad) with insane striking potential (considered "the most dangerous karateka under 15" at one point)
Believe me, even though Spong doesn't use memekicks, he knows the technique perfectly, every kickboxers does because you have to learn the basic of a technique to be able to defend against it.
It's a huge boost for Vitor.
For a moment american TV had a grasp at people here, everyone was starting to learn about the Kardashians, then it suddenly died and no one knows who the fuck this weird people are.
wow most of the darkies actually spoke like human beings instead of ooga booga bix nude.
i hope supreme leader merkel forces you to host a muzzie and he slits your throat. you asked for this. you said it would all be fine. you said we need multiculturalism for the food variety. dont try to say it wasnt you. youre all culpable.
Herb just likes blood
>Women will never cheer in the background as you completely destroy someone in a spicy banger
and watching men go limp yea boiiiii
lied for years about "locker-room bonuses"
parades his Ferrari and Harley on social media
fighter get paid nothing
he is vastly overpaid
fan points this out
50-year-old businessman responds with comment a 10-year-old would be embarrassed by
He's on a 15 win streak and heemed good wrestlers, not sure what you're getting at familia
>Conor will obviously lose in his career
why does ireland hate fun
Ireland, you should know better than to answer a question with another question.
The first fight ended too soon, plus Anderson was easy to hit.
Why compare Anderson with Conor? Seems odd.
I dont know man, I think Ferguson can make it to the top. Barboza is definitely gatekeeper status but he's still incredibly dangerous in his stand up.
He had shown in the past his tendency to move into other punches off double ups in the past. He wasn't Roy Jones Jr. He's great when moving straight back avoiding 1,2s. It's how Vitor managed to connect hooks on him at one point before he was BTFO.
Because Anderson had a suspect ground game too and everybody always said that was going to catch up to him eventually, yet he defended 10 times and was knocked out in the end
Yes Conor has a shit ground game. But the guys who fight him must have shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
he can't be that smart if has a chance at a legit career and gives it up to get paid shit and end up with dementia at 45.
I get the Brazilian "moradores da favela" and the older guys who might not have known about dementia pugilistica, but this kid is 20 or so.
Not to mention the roids are giving him heart disease.
>suspect ground game
Conor's knock is his basic takedown defense, not his BJJ.
>shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
Except for Duffy and Artemij Sitenkov, right? Two guys who were able to withstand his barrage and drag him into a grappling match.
>Chris "The Chris" Weidman used to be undefeated
>The Chris heemed le spider meme man and then snapped his leg
>We all used to be on the team
I don't want to live in this post-chris world anymore.
Yeah dummy, what are you gonna do about faggot?
if Herb had let that go on for another 6 minutes it would have rivalled the Aoki-Sakuraba fight for for latest stoppage ever.
>GSP was still my boy after he got knocked out by Serra
>went on to become a GOAT
>Weidman is still my boy after being BTFO by Like
There's still time to join the team again guys. Don't say I didn't give you an invitation
This doesn't change the fact that it happened. He has two losses by submission, not that it matters now.
>But the guys who fight him must have shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
That is not the case, is all.
i believe he was referring to the rapes and sexual assaults carried out by over 1,000 Muslim men on New Year's Eve in
I'd happily get on the GSP bandwagon but he's Yacht GSP now, he's drinking champagne and living the good life and doesn't give a fuck.
And The Chris is just Chris now. Him ded.
Whoever could have guessed this would all go terribly wrong, eh?
post fighters you don't like
hot sauce cost me a $600 parlay payout
Do you have any idea of what's been going on, m8? Or have you been too busy singing and applauding at your local airport as the "refugees" stream in?
Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
boxing's lombard, interesting. As an old prospect i hope his chin isn't shot
96 has grabowski, I'm so stocked. UfC managed to steal away one of the big 4 from M1, (5 if you include kharintinov's latest interation)
> rip eyebrows off
> paint them back on
In vienna and brussels as well. It's quite hilarious really, these shitskins are doing more damage to their public image than all right wing groups combined could have ever done. Even the biggest leftist shits are strating to wake up now.
>tfw I will never have the courage to admit how I feel about her
>tfw all I want is to wrap my arms around her and squeeze those beautiful buns
>tfw if this is incumbent love, I would rather an-hero
Why doesn't Cain go LHW? He's only 8lbs over the limit in HW. Why doesn't Cormier go WW with his crazy strength?
Somethings I just don't understand.
post yfw RDA/Conor gets injured 2 weeks out
How come she looked quite good for that paint on body photoshoot? Explain this, /heem/
Anyone else get really aroused when watching fights?
I do, I don't get like boners or anything like that but I always feel aroused when it's a good one, I feel it in my loins and throughout my body, I just feel the need to just fuck or do something, mostly sexual stuff
Multiple times I've been watchong a good fight and just had to please myself after it was finished. I literally cannot contain myself, the ectstasy is so pure, LUST
Its all non-homo, just pure raw LUST
>Mackenzie Dern is coming for Joanna
aoki could've scored big points with everyone by at least trying to go for the submission instead of pounding a guy twice his age into a pulp
i don't give a shit how emotional he got after the fight he's still a massive cunt
She grapples at 129
Could you Heem him /sp/
I would love to have the opportunity to heem this manlet.
D-Dana do I get the next shot at McGregor?
>Why doesn't Cain go LHW? He's only 8lbs over the limit in HW
Isn't he usually around 240? That's 35 pounds over the limit
>Why doesn't Cormier go WW with his crazy strength?
Dude already has to cut to get to light heavyweight as it is, don't see it being beneficial for him to drain himself considerably more just to fight at a lower weight class (especially now that IVs are banned)
Mighty Manlet i know you're lurking this thread, you wouldn't dare get in my guard you fucking goof
Poor sentence structure, should have said he fights at 125, cuts weight from 140, and walks around at 150. Just saying "DJ fights at 140" makes him sound like a featherweight
Is there a reason for Gustafsson only losing to black men?
He excels against every opponent but whenever he faces a black dude, his Swedish cuck genes get the better of him and he embarrasses himself.
No one else finds this curious?
>le mighty mouse walks around at over 150 maymay
He's not a big guy for the division at all. Dodson had 15 pounds on him but still got ragdolled and shut out for 5 rounds straight.
Still, I find it amazing. Imagine the level of indoctrination that goes in there that a professional athlete at the top of his game, one whom Jon Jones himself said he could lose to, get so shaky by his education that he politely loses to anyone who's black.
>there are """""""""""""""""""""STRAIGHT""""""""""""""""""""" men on this board RIGHT NOW that wouldn't bang the arse off ronda
He is fueled solely by pure autistic rage. He fucking blew his one chance to heem Sage and gain glory. I can guarantee you will never hear about this kid ever again, he will spend the rest of his life bottom feeding at the ass end of the prelims having wet noodle fights with certified jobbers. rip rainman we hardly knew ya
Does anyone else hear that toy chicken squawk? You know the one you squeeze and it makes that fucking noise.
I had to google that. And yeah, it's probably similar.
Then again, we have a vague idea what she looks like nude
He also said her ass looked like Shane Carwins'. Although, to be fair, in a separate podcast he said Shane Carwin had a great ass.
post those /heem/ filenames yah fucking goofs
>10 minutes into joo jeetso and chill and he gives you this look
I want to hammer that but I'm afraid if I did Mr. Coleman would hammer me.
>yfw headbutts are allowed
has a picture that is considered an average female body in Estonia. https://www.instagram.com/p/55SMn5qYfY/?taken-by=mocoleman18
>OMGG WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ATE
>SOO SKINNY WTF
>'that' line in the middle of her stomach
she's lean you fuck. And you guys are gonna have to decide whether my country is Americanized or basically part of the ME.
lets say you had a chance Swedebro, but the only stipulation was that you had to survive a 5 minute round with roided-the-gills Mark Coleman. Would you?
My only hope is to try to land on my feet when he ragdolls me and hope he gasses.
He was so fucking jacked, jesus christ. He looked bigger than Ubereem.
Just gas him out, then take his head clean off. It'll be easy, really.
just tag in prime Mark Kerr and you could stand a chance
>Kenyan fight """""""""""""""""""FANS"""""""""""""""""""
>that blood splatter when he hits the ground
It's a shame because that kiddo in the red obviously has taken some boxing before. Should have kept his distance desu.
>implying the majority of people didn't pick Aldo
holy fuck Pat is gonna heem himself if he doesn't take a breath. I wonder how envious he is of Rose?
Check-ch-check-check-check-ch-check it out
What-wha-what-what-what's it all about
Work-wa-work-work-work-wa-work it out
Let's turn this motherfuckin' party out
She look like a superhero
>mfw my mum told me that "that conor mcgregor fighter guy was voted as the top 25 sexiest men"