/nfl/ general: mfw the mailman walks across my lawn instead of

>>64737442
First for based Sean

>yfw Browns hire Chip

>Starting Peyton Manning in the playoffs
Is Denver legit retarded?

>>64737469
Yes

>tfw 9 Buckeyes declared early for the draft
:(

>>64737483
Bosa and Elliot will be the only good ones everyone else is a bunch of literal whos.

The fucking UPS man did the same shit yesterday.

Which team do you think is set to meme their way into a Super Bowl victory?

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>>64737442
>mfw I intentionally leave my lawn as a dog shit minefield for this reason

why do the bucs ruin everything good

>>64737494
Your moms a literal who in the porn industry so she has to do all the nasty stuff like getting facefuckes till she starts throwing up, being laughed at and humiliated, getting gamgbanged by 10 negros, bukkake facial, etc

>>64737517
but those are the best women in porn

>>64737494
That's just plain wrong. Bosa isn't the best player going pro from OSU. Adolphus Washington will probably be better if he stays away from hookers

Also Bell, Apple, and Powell are the better players. A large part of what made that D line so successful at OSU was the ridiculous talent in the secondary.

>>64737532
*best defensive lineman

>those John fox second year stats

Fuck gase I ain't even worried

so whats going on with mularkey?

>>64737521
Ew no
My porn actresses are princesses

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>Tfw no Stephen A Smith NFL commissioner.

>>64737545
he's getting a chance to interview for the full-time job

>>64737567
damn i hope he doesnt get it

>>64737544
The roster still scares me. The O line turned to shit, we broke Kyle Long, Alshon is never healthy and our rookie receiver we drafted for his legs now has a giant metal rod in his leg for the rest of his career.

And that's just the offense.

>>64737483
>tfw that Alabama game was Cook's last as a Spartan

What a way to go. Im hoping they start O'Connor next season though. He really impressed me against OSU, I think he could be decent with some more experience.

>>64737507
If your lawn is shit then why care if someone walks on it?

>>64737572
knowing the Adams family there's a good chance he does

>>64737507
I'm gonna start doing that too. Fuck that lazy fuck

>>64737517
tryhard/10

>>64737483
haha fag

>>64737573
You're just looking at all the bad senpai. The defense has made great strides this year and there's talk of moving Kyle around. Fuck Jeffery anyways he wants to leave and that's fine the young talent is coming together. Miller is turning out to be great, Langford is getting there and I've got faith in white even though this will really be his first year in the NFL

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>>64737554
Do you want the league to go to shit even more?

I motion to make Bettman the Jew the next NFL commissioner, at least his evil is openly apparent

>>64737605
NFCN will be pretty brutal next season. We all have a fairly easy schedule. I can see every team finishing with 8 or more wins.

Even tough drafting top 5, barring catastrophe, Cowboys should be a playoff contender next year. Bosa right? If he's there or go qb?

Will there ever be a black nfl owner?

So, would /sp/ ever fuck a girl on her period? I need to know for reasons

>>64737517
14 year old confirmed

>>64737632
>implying I'm afraid of a little blood

>>64737632
Have. Wasn't even any blood on my dick and she was way more into it. Don't nut in her though

Who does everyone have for WC games?

I have:
Packers
Seahawks
Chiefs
Steelers (esp if no Dalton)

>>64737442
>DET:Calvin Johnson confirms retirement possible
Hope he stays for one more season. Offense should be great if they fix the O line.

>>64737632
No. And whenever somebody mentions it I do a 360 and GTFO before vomiting.

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>>64737632
>So, would /sp/ ever fuck a girl on her period?

mfw her uteran lining looks like the elevator from The Shining

also
>/sp/ fucking girls

>>64737625
>taking a qb in this draft

Just take the best player available.

>>64737624
I think the easy schedule is what we should focus on. Lots of good practice to really refine the team in the coming years. If we get rid of fox though after keeping cutler as long as we did I will probably cry

>>64737646
This, except redskins over puckers

>>64737650
Tate is gonna look elite as fuck if Calvin ends up leaving. Ebron seems to be progressing well and Riddick is really hard to cover. Not happy about wasting Calvin's career but I dont think it would be the end of the world for the Lions offense.

Detroit should trade Megatron. The nigga deserves some happiness before the end. Who would he best fit?

Will Gase bring a 4-3 DC to Philly? fuck I hope so

>>64737632
I have done it, and could barely keep a boner

>>64737452
Nth for based Sean

>>64737655
>her uteran lining looks like the elevator from The Shining
i kek'd

>>64737691
Can't wait for Gase to fail just like all the other 30 year old meme head coaches.

>>64737581
I think O'Conner will be a great replacement for Cook, I actually think his ceiling is higher. MSU finally has some 4 star guys for him to work with instead of the shit Cook's always had.

>>64737605
I mean none of that is really enough to get excited about. Miller was great but he's literally always injured and he had his breakout season at 31. He's not part of the long term future. The defense is still extremely deficient in talent, and Cutler still has nobody proven to throw the ball to thst you can rely on. Langford is not enough to be optimistic about.

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>mfw Kelly will win an owl in the next 5 years and filthy won't even sniff the playoffs

>>64737719
its just like the draft, you can make informed decisions but you never know how well a coordinator will transition to HC

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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else
But now through all the hurt & pain
It's time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
what's done is done it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

>>64737736
>Take over team
>Throw out all the good players
>replace them with no one
Not usually an owl winning formula

>>64737733
Just relax senpai fox will take care of us, you've been hurt for too long

Lynch and Kam Chancellor are full go at Seahawks practice

Luke Willson, Russell Okung, and Jeremy Lane could be ready by Sunday

>>64737736
Well yeah, Kelly kinda put them in a big hole there retard

>>64737766
I don't trust anyone who started Jimmy Clausen at QB in two different cities.

>>64737780
>Lynch
i love the analyst meme of 'lol they shouldnt play him b/c their record without him is better!'

>>64737442
>Broncos name Peyton Manning playoffs starter
Steleers or Texans are getting a free pass to the AFC CG. now the only thing left to find out is if Dalton is playing against the Steelers. if so, Steelers confirmed SB appearance, if not, Texans v Pats

If the Vikings game is gonna.be really cold, does it really matter because aren't they indoors?

>implying Manning winning an owl wouldn't be the most amazing shit storm.

I'm hoping for it.

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I saw Tom Brady at a Jiffy Lube a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hater and bother him and ask him for an autograph.

He said, “Oh, you want me to audible it in?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “PSI?PSI?PSI?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my tire inflating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my air up front I saw him trying to leave with like fifteen uninflated tires without paying.

The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to inflate those if you want to leave with them.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.

When she took one of the tires and started checking for PSI multiple times, he stopped her and told her to check them each individually “to prevent electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and gestured for a yellow flag at me. After she scanned each tire and gave them each a PSI and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gesturing in her face really loudly.

>>64737625
imo they should take a qb now so he's ready to go once romo retires. besides they probably won't draft this low again for a while.

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>>64737869
>vikings
>indoor stadium
pick one

>>64737869
>aren't they indoors?
no

>>64737899
What QB though, nobody is particularly good this year

>>64737899
Who do you get though? This year is nothing but question marks. I think a lot of them will pan out, but there's no sure thing in this draft. Who do you spend a top 5 pick on? You're just as well off grabbing Cardale Jones in the 6th round and hoping that pans out

>>64737506
Broncos
>5 turnovers in 1 half.
>Peypet scores 2 TDs with elite handoff
>wins

>>64737924
>>64737936
paxton lynch

>>64737632
Done it.
Wore a condor just because I cant be bothered with blood on my dick (ive had two virgin gfs already, it gets old) and its too much effort to clean up.
4/10 Possibly would do again. Not crazy about it.
Blowjob arguably better alternative.>>64737644

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>2 (two) black qbs in a 1 degree playoff game

Dis gun b gud

>>64737979
they're gonna go through cocoa butter like condoms in olympic village

>>64737979
reminds me of the 2008 (?) super bowl where it was the bears vs colts and it was lememe black head coach battle

>>64737999
that was the 06/07 season

>>64737964
Did you miss the second half of the football season where Paxton came down to earth?

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Winston still hasn't responded to the firing.

So in essence each of the team's three biggest leaders dislikes the move.

>>64737506
The Washington Football Team.
>>64737469
If Peypey shits the bed in the divisional round, is his career over?

>>64738043
No, I never saw Apollo 13

>>64738068
PeyPey is done no matter what he does.

>>64738068
>If Peypey shits the bed in the divisional round, is his career over?
it's probably over no matter what he does desu

>>64738068
>If Peypey shits the bed

>>64738027
time sure does fly :(

>>64737906
next year

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>DEN:Broncos name Peyton Manning playoffs starter

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Sorry for shitty pic but
>four women discussion NFL

>>64738190
>five people
>the trifecta
ESPN can't count

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>>64738190

>>64738190
I'd rather watch 4 qts in tight dresses give their stupid opinion then 4 ex players giving their stupid opinions.

>>64738239
>fagan the woman with a penis
>SJW who shops at urban outfitters
>loudmouth bitch who keeps interrupting everyone

>>64738188
funny /nfl/ won't touch this. i guess you fedoras really like papa johns pizza

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>watching sports with someone
>they keep mentioning non-sports topics

why do people do this? just talk about the game damnit.

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>>64738190

>>64738292
Didnt the whole board discuss that to death when the video came out?

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>>64738292
>the annihilated deflated anal cavity of Boston sports fans

>>64738293
>not talking about sluts during the game

Kek m8 ur a fag

>ditka
“What you have to understand is that a lot of the commentators -- especially from CBS, ESPN -- have big contracts with major sports leagues,” Young said. “It’s not easy for them to openly criticize [sports figures] because it could have potential ramifications for their bottom line.”

>>64738257
I'm on my phone so I can't tell who they are but fagan is a qt even if she is a sjw dyke. I'd let her peg me.

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While Manning denies taking the performance-enhancing drugs, he has not denied that they were shipped to his wife. “Any medical treatments that my wife received -- that's her business,” Manning told ESPN. “That has nothing to do with me.”

>>64737605
Send him to KC. Give Maclin a 2.

>>64738356
>Confirms his wife got HGH so when more evidence comes out he doesn't seem like a liar while simultaneously shaming anyone who questions why his wife is receiving HGH.

Brilliant.

>>64738356
we've been over this, he's pumping his kid with HGH so he can become GOAT

>Shula could go to Fins or Tits
>McDermott could go to Clowns or Gints

Just fuck my coaching staff up senpai

>>64738437
>we
some fat dude on /nfl/

>>64738431
>She must've put it in my Papa Johns -- better football, better pizza -- without my knowledge.

Other journalists' reflexive dismissal of the network's allegations without bothering to examine the evidence says more about the traditional sports media -- and its prejudice against a news source with an Arabic name -- than it does about the folks on the investigative team at Al Jazeera, which spent eight months on the investigation.

>>64738448
As long as shula gets the fuck out of carolina

People's memories are too short when your team has a great season

>>64738448
>Shula goes to Dolphins
>Does the opposite of his dad and goes 0-16

>>64738186
one and done confirmed. im fucking sick of manning playing for the broncos, just because he was good once doesnt make him good now

Kaepernick just got surgery done on himself. 49ers aren't gonna be able to cut him now to avoid his contract

>49ers

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I miss Malcolm Glazer. He's the one that hired Dungy and traded for Gruden and now his retard sons can't do anything right.

>>64737532
>Apple
I'm still surprised he left early. Out of all the players leaving he had the most potential to improve his draft stock by staying

>>64738314
I fucking swear im gonna flip. What is that guy from?!

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>Referee: Walt Coleman

>2015 with Seahawks: Called seven penalties against Seahawks in Week 14

>2015 with Vikings: Called 10 penalties apiece against Vikings in Week 4 and Week 11

>Comment: The Vikings had two of their most-penalized games of the season when officiated by Coleman's crew, both losses (to the Packers and Denver Broncos). They averaged 10 penalties pergame under Coleman and 6.07 under all other referees, finishing the season as the league's lowest penalized team.
>Coleman's crew called the league's most penalties for offensive pass interference (13) and tied Torbert's crew for the most combined offensive and defensive pass interference penalties (32).

>>64738547
Bucs fans are so stupid. Dungy teams only sniffed two Owls because of Monte Kiffin's defense and having Peyton Manning on the roster for a millennium. Gruden's a replacement level coach but the early 2000's Bucs were so stacked and the Owl match up was favored towards him. Neither are good coaches and that's why they're commentators right now

>>64738561
After Hargreaves, Ramsey, and Alexander are picked Top 15, this draft is thin on impact secondary players. Apple probably isn't falling out of the 1st round now, and if he got hurt or exposed next season he could risk falling into Days 2 or 3

>>64738561
I thought Jalin Marshall was even more surprising. Apple I thought would stay but he could still end up in the first round with a really strong combine.

Sad but not that surprising, considering Urban basically warned us this would happen before bowl season

>>64737442
>NE:Report: McDaniels interested in Titans HC job
I would
LOVE
to see this. Letting him drive another team into the shitter and remove all doubt that this cheating midget faggot is nothing without his cheating HC and QB. Just glorious.
Titans, if this happens, you are FUCKED. This man is the worst HC in NFL history, bar none

Am I the only one really looking forward to the Texans/Chiefs game? Feels like there isnt much hype for it but I love the defensive hard hitting type games that it most likely will be.

>>64738621
please no, him and brady go so well together

>>64738621
Jim Tomsula

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>>64738626
I would be super hyped for it if the stillers weren't playing right after. Waiting for your team to play is nerve-wracking as fuck.

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posting the classic that started it all

Reminder that princess cadence is one of only 2 Viking posters that stuck with them through thick and thin, the other being the Swede.

Please ignore all other Vikings posters because they are fairwhether twitter trash.

>>64738694
>Not filtering Princess Cuckence
>Not filtering every tripfaggot
>Not stealing namefags' names

Do people actually believe RG3 or Manziel to the Cowboys is better than Romo?

>>64738736
Meme power is strong anon. If enough people meme it, it will happen.

>>64738736
stop-gap until they find a suitable stop-gap after romo retires

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>>64738722
I just want to be loved :(

>>64738736
Romo is obviously better when alive but at his age and injury record its time to start looking for the next franchise guy

>Your Teams
>Your Teams record this year
>Your Teams predicted record next year
>Your draftfu
>Your waifu

>>64738448
Anons were shit talking McDermott all last Sunday because a +20 lead wasn't enough for them.

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>>64738794
>Steelers
>10-6
>11-5
>R A M S E Y
>Pic related (Was my first as well, real happy she's got a fanart boom over the passed six months

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>>64738794
Eagles
7-9
6-10
Best O-Lineman they can, idk
<<<<

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Where is his ceiling?

>>64738794

>Colts
>8-8
>12-4
>dont follow college football but some more O-linemen to protect Luck would be neat and beef up the defence some more too
>Please have sex

>>64738846

Andrew Luck's foot :^)

>>64738694
>Reminder that princess cadence is one of only 2 Viking posters that stuck with them through thick and thin
lmao

nice try pissness decadence

>>64738613
Has Adolphus declared yet or is he a senior and I just forgot

>>64738794
>>64738794
>Packers
>10-6
>12-4
>saw a mock draft giving us Treadwell but I'd rather a lineman because with Jordy and Ty Montgomery back healthy we are back to a top 5 offense
>Nico Robin

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>>64738865
>Implying Luck isn't the 3rd best QB in the division

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>>64738794
>Bucs
>6-10
>Everything's a mess right now I have absolutely no idea
>Vonn Bell
>Pic related

>>64738917
>Jenna
>not Alison
no wonder why your team is a mess right now :(

>>64738877
Washington was a Senior this year. His draft stock probably took a hit though what with the whole guns and hookers thing

>>64738935
Waifu is a meme. It's only fitting that I'd choose a meme to fulfill the role of waifu.

Allison isn't a meme. She's not a meme. Fuck you, she's not a meme.

>>64738794
>>Your Teams
Burrs
>>Your Teams record this year
6-10
>>Your Teams predicted record next year
7-9
>>Your draftfu
Joshua Perry/Vonn Bell
>>Your waifu
Rei

>>64738945
what round do you think apple is gonna go in? i really want him in our secondary but we don't have a second rounder this year

>>64738917
who is that human female?

>>64737830
I agree with the ones saying he needs to change his game to fit where the team is now.

Saying he shouldn't play is asinine, because he's easily better than the guys they have.

>>64738971
Apple will probably be dependent on his combine, but he's a freak physically so he's probably going in the 25-40 range. No way he lasts past the second round. If a team wants him they'll have to grab him early.

Unless he slides due to the same reasoning that caused Bennett to slide last year

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>Your Teams
Jaguars
>Your Teams record this year
5-11
>Your Teams predicted record next year
10-6
>Your draftfu
Jalen Ramsey who is literally the next Ed Reed
>Your waifu
Xenovia is perfect

People still want Urban Meyer criminals on their team? Did they learn nothing from his recruits from Florida?

>>64738971
Draft him in the first and draft Cook in the 4th

>>64737442
is Megatron retiring?? I hope Detroit releases him and the Bengals can sign him for 2yrs/25 million that might just be the weapon they need to go deep in the playoffs

>>64739010
yeah, that's what i thought
we're going to have to settle for depth rather than trying to draft starters this year, which sucks
how about michael thomas? also second round? it seems like people think he's a top 5 WR prospect so i'd assume so
>>64739018
>cook
vomit

>>64738917
Gross

>>64739014
Those guys were a product of Florida universities, not Urban.

Source: look at Thug U and Free Shoes University

>THE SECOND TO LAST NUMBER OF THIS POST DETERMINES THE AFC TEAM MAKING THE OWL
>THE LAST NUMBER OF THIS POST DETERMINES THE NFC TEAM MAKING THE OWL

>AFC
0. Broncos
1. Patriots
2. Bengals
3. Texans
4. Chiefs
5. Steelers
6-7. Either Broncos or Patriots
8. Either Bengals or Texans
9. Either Chiefs or Steelers

>NFC
0. Panthers
1. Cardinals
2. Vikings
3. Washington Football Team
4. Packers
5. Seahawks
6-7. Either Panthers or Seahawks
8. Either Cardinals or Vikings
9. Either Washington Football Team or Packers

Dubs: One of the starting QBs gets a career ending injury in the owl

Trips: Owl decided by first possession TD in OT

Quads: Several players killed in terrorist attack

>>64739043
Thomas might go 2nd. If you want value though, you might want to grab Braxton Miller later on because his value as a receiver has been established, but criminally under-utilized. I could see B Millz as late as 4th round/5th round

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>>64739049
Yeah, and his guys at Ohio State are all angels too? Not getting DUI's or fucking hookers?

>>64739070
Cowboys are getting him

>>64739065
Insanely accurate

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>>64739065
REMATCH OWL CONFIRMED

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>>64739043
>getting cucked out of Goff, Lynch, and Apple
>kfw

>>64738846
>player on a wide open route
>throw the ball to the corner and close to the ground so it's questionable if it's a catch

didn't know Teboq played for the jags

>>64739065
pats-seahawks again word

>>64739083
>they decide to give Lynch the ball this time
>he, somehow, fumbles it for a return-TD

>>64739065
REMATCH
>REMATCH
REMATCH
>REMATCH
REMATCH
>REMATCH
REMATCH
>REMATCH
REMATCH
>REMATCH
REMATCH
>REMATCH

>>64738905
well it's obvious who is number 1, but I don't think Hasselbeck, Bortles, Mariota, or Mettenberger are above Luck yet

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>>64739048
>tfw will never be a cowboys fan
Feels so damn good.

>>64739077
Why would the cowboys draft him

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>>64739065
HERE

WE

GO

AGAIN

>>64739013
>team
Bucs
>record
6-10
>prediction for next year
5-11
>draftfu
Based Bosa
>waifu
Still on Claire Abbott

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>>64739065
This time we'll do it right

>>64739070
is he really that good as a receiver? like you said, they don't seem to use him that much in the games i've watched
is he like terrelle pryor in that he's just a physical freak, or can he run routes well, etc.?
>>64739121
because jerruh is retarded

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>>64739065
>it's a seahawks vs brady/peyton episode

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>>64738794
>Bengals
>12-4
>10-6
>Kenny Clark
>May

>>64739127
>Bosa
Why even entertain the thought senpai.

>>64739065
>from afc give the best chance to the 1 and 2 seed
>from the nfc give extra chance to the xecucks for good measure

I mean if it wasn't obvious from this first part
>washington football team

us12 from 2012 need to vacate sp

>>64738891
>packers going 12-4 next year

haha yeah right

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>>64738794
>Panthers
>15-1
>13-3
>Will Fuller
>Cute hicks are for tender loving, not bullying!

>>64739013
>Your Teams
Team(S) OP?
Anyway, Seahawks
>Your Teams record this year
>so-6
>Your Teams predicted record next year
>14-2
>Your draftfu
I don't give a Fuck just sign Rawls to a permanent contract
>Your waifu
I'm a normie but I always liked Aisha from Outlaw Star

>>64739174
you didn't exist last year

>>64738239
this t b q h

ESPN roundtables are by law retarded as fuck.

>>64739073
Washington wasn't Urban's recruit, Adolphus committed before Urban became the OSU coach. The guys he recruited pretty much just have underage-drinking-related arrests. Even JT likely wouldn't have been charged with a DUI, and definitely not convicted, at his BAC level had he been 21.

Only real legal trouble was Tracy Sprinkle and Tim Gardner who are both literally who back end of the roster guys

>>64739148
To be fair, the Seahawks probability didn't effect the outcome.

If I had to guess, he gave the extra chance to the Seahawks because they're clearly at worst the second best team in the NFC

>>64739165
Yet you'll still have them in the high teens in your power ranking :(

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>implying this isnt happening

Megatron to the Pats on discount contract when?

>>64739200
17 and the lowest ranked playoff team isn't very good, you know.

>>64739205
If Seattle/New England happens again, then Seattle will win this time via blowout

New England might not even make playoffs, Pittsburgh/Denver/Kansas City is currently playing much better.

>>64739205
Accurate

>>64739222
Talking about next year

>>64739139
He's shown a great ability at deep routes. He'll probably be a Randall Cobb-type receiver instead of a true superstar, but he can catch pretty well and his route running has been pretty solid. His experience at QB probably helps with timing.

His big problem this year was that Tim Beck was a fucking idiot and decided that for some reason we would be better off if we never got a single player into a rhythm and instead just gave fucking everyone on the roster 4 touches a game

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>>64739205
>>64739226
discounting the bengals. I can't wait til they stomp shittsburgh and then that pretty boy Tom Brady

>>64739199
>they're clearly at worst the second best team in the NFC
why aren't they the number 2 seed then? CLEARLY the second best team in the NFC is the Cards

Do the bengals have a better chance at winning in the playoffs by not playing Andy Dalton?

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>>64739205
wrong

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>>64739193
>defending Urban Meyers work/release program AKA Ohio State University

>>64739248
Yes
>let Dalton rest; McCarron beats the Steelers
>decides to start Dalton aganist Pats; gets BTFO

how did the 49ers collapse into shit so quickly?

>>64739214
You fucking faggots pulled this shit all over the offseason claiming that every free agent will be going to the pats on a discount. it's not fucking happening dipshit.

>>64739247
Seattle just Bill Cosby'd the Cards though

>>64739241
yeah i saw the MSU game, that playcalling was retarded
shame you didn't make it into the playoff this year, with so many players leaving this was probably the end of your window to win another one for a while
>>64739256
>buncos
you know they're starting peypey right?

>>64739256

>Seahawks making it past the divisional round
>Redskins beating the packers


Shit opinion, stopped looking there.

>>64739226
Thats exactly what belichick wants you to think, The pats have been playing almost literally retarded these past few weeks to lower expectations. If you're smart you'll see through the bullshit and except the disappointment that is a 5th Pats super bowl win like the rest of the sane people

>>64739274
Their core players retired last summer.

>>64739274
Did you pay literally any attention this offseason?
Literally every single player worth a damn outside of Bowman left

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>>64739226
>New England might not even make playoffs

>>64739247
remember when Joe Flacco was 2-5 with 1 td and 6 int on 50% completions in the playoffs? nobody was questioning him starting playoff games

>>64739256

The Broncos are not winning a single playoff game

>>64739256
>chiefs winning a playoff game

>>64739248
No. Dalton was very efficient this year. He honestly had like 1 maybe 2 bad games all year. If Dalton was healthy, I would consider Cincinnati favorites to be in the Owl.

t.steelerfag

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>le bubble screen man could be a HC

lel >busc

>>64739256
>chiefs
stopped looking right there

>>64739274
well they lost a lot of good players to retirement and free agency, and the headcoach was replaced.


so yeah that would fuck pretty much any team up.

>>64739099
It would be like pottery

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>>64739256
>Chiefs over Pats
>Seacucks over Panthers
>skins over Packers

>>64739282
OSU would've lost anyways

>>64739300
was meant for >>64739248

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>implying it won't happen

@jeffzrebiecsun 2m2 minutes ago
Harbaugh said that Ted Monachino will be the defensive coordinator of the Colts.

>>64739240
Well I guess that depends on draft, offseason, preseason performances/injuries, etc. Just for you I might put them at 25 or something :P

>>64739330
To who? Bama? Lolno

>>64739330
>implying either Alabama or Clemen could stop Zeke and Barret

>implying tOSU wouldn't shut both of these teams offenses down

>>64739347
Why do the Colts love to eat the Ravens shit?

>>64739293
>>64739294
>>64739315

oh yeah, now i remember.

okay, another question why are media analysts pretending lovie did a good job with the bucs D, they had been better the season before and they ranked like 26th this season.

>>64739121
>>64739139
Because the Cowboys s WR depth was apparently very shallow when Romo was out

>>64739369
They need to spin the story so that lovie was a great coach and the NFL is racist for not firing Jason Garrett

>>64739361
Alabamas dline would Buttfuck osu's running game.

>>64739364
Pagano was the Ratbirds DC

>>64739369
cause they only remember his burrs coaching stint

>>64737632
Already have. She's hornier and gets into it more. Just wear a condom and don't look down when you're done. Book it to the shower afterward

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>>64738794
>>Your Teams
Carolina Panthers
>>Your Teams record this year
15-1
>>Your Teams predicted record next year
11-5
>>Your draftfu
Robert Nkemdiche
>>Your waifu
pic related


>>64739186
we have always been here anon

>>64739330
maybe, but i would have rather watched an OSU-Bama matchup than the televised rape that was the MSU game
only good bowl game this year was the oregon spaghetti bowl
>>64739335
this would be hilarious
>>64739377
dez, beasley, and williams are fine
the problem was more that matt cassel and brandon weeden suck and that run DMC isn't quite last year's murray

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>>64739300
I don't remember Flacco ever being 2-5 in the playoffs

>>64739383
Like the same group of guys did to the same running game in 2014? These teams have played recently enough with enough of the same guys on both sides to know that's not true

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>>64739348
>Sneak
>lying

>>64739395
>no 1 or 2 seeds makes the championship game
has this EVER happened?

>>64739165
Never respond to me again you fucking tripfag

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>tfw no more OH YEAH YEAH
>tfw no more YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
>tfw no more meme qb
>tfw no more Blue Eyes White Dragon
>tfw no more RGKNEE
>tfw no more eternal Carr threads
>all we have is Chiefposting and LA shittalk

What happened, bros?

>>64739274
They hired a backstabbing rat as a hc, so all the good players said fuck this.

>>64739410
>lost to msu
>Alabama btfo msu
>

Not hard to predict.

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>>64739419

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what are the odds we will see a snowgame before the owl nfaml

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>>64738794
>bills
>8-8
>6-10 or 10-6
>Bosa :^)
(rip mario williams)
>pic related

>>64739419
At least we get 15-2 posting this offseason.

>>64739419
St. Louis was declared a /mlb/ and /hoc/ city

>>64739431
>buy a FG with what 8 seconds left on the clock
>rivalry games are always hard fought and close most of the time

you might of blown MSU out, but I highly doubt that would have happened to tOSU

>>64739419
>Don't worry senpai, the meme age that Tebow ushered in is coming to an end. But the memes will rise again.

>>64738578
he's a sports writer
his name is tony kornheiser

>>64739442
literally %0

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So the Broncos are ruining the current season by starting Peyton and they're going to ruin future ones by pissing off Brock so that he signs elsewhere.

What a time to be a Denver fan.

>>64739308
It was an offense that went from 30th to 5th in yards in one season all while consistently starting 5-6 rookies.

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>>64739462

>tfw forgot about Teboq

We really are entering a new /sp/ era, aren't we?

>>64739431
Because of Tim Beck's awful playcalling. Had Meyer removed Tim Beck from the booth like he did a week later, OSU would have murdered MSU.

Also
>implying transitive property is more indicative than what happened when two teams played each other in determining what would happen if two teams played each other

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>>64739419
YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
AH YEAH YEAH, YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY

>>64739392
Who is this gelatin juicer.

>>64739487
>ruining muh comfy hope
filtered desu

>>64739419
blue eyes white dragon?

>>64739433
I still chuckle at the >Mest when I see this kitty :)

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>>64739247
>The cards
>better than Seattle
This better be some fucking disgustingly shot tier bait

>>64739497
reported for being off topic. No one cares about your meme college team faggot

>>64739519
>implying the cards put any effort into that game with the bye already clinched
kek

>>64739519
>implying you can play as bad as the cards did that game while trying
dumb fucking seatard

>>64739524
O-H!

>>64739419
All memes must die.

>>64739515
Foles.

>>64738642
Fuck that. I hope him and his "lol run it every down" and "3rd and long? Fuck it, throw a pass behind the line of scrimmage lmao" playcalling get the fuck out of New England.

Good luck Tennessee. Enjoy having Tebow as your backup QB. Maybe then people will actually remember you have a team.

>>64739542
Pls no bully Terps fans ;_;

>>64739538
they still had a chance to secure the first seed

1. Broncos
2. Panthers
3. Chiefs
4. Seahawks
5. Cardinals
6. Bengals
7. Texans
8. Patriots
9. Vikings
10. Steelers
11. Packers
12. Redskins

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>>64739538
>>64739540
>W-WE MEANT TO LOSE AT HOME
Then explain this faggots

Fact: Seattle has surpassed you

>>64739519
yeah, I have no idea how I came to that conclusion

>trying in a week 17 game when you don't have a chance at number 1 seed, and can't lose 2nd seed

xecucks were desperate for a win so they could play the redskins, but the vikes took care of business, just like they'll do on Sunday, so the cucks got cucked out of 5 seed

So can the NFL get rid of the Rooney rule? Just because the steelers got cucked doesn't mean the rest of the NFL should

>>64739561
not a terps football fan dude

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>>64739580
Then why are the Cardinals division champs and the Seacucks are a lowly 6th seed?

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>>64739580
i dont know what im looking at

isnt this the only thing that matters?

>>64739577

Terrible ranking.

>>64739591
The Panthers game was played at the same time. To say "they didn't have a chance at the number 1 seed" is objectively false

Also
>throwing games in front of your fans at home
Classless and proven time and time again to be a poor stratedgy that always bites you in the ass.

I'll concede that Seattle is probably not 30 points better than Arizona, but they're certainly somewhat better.

>>64739607
I don't think Arizona scares anyone. It's the Seahawks or Panthers conference to lose

>>64739580
the sad thing is, you're serious

>>64739617
No because if that were the case then the #1 seed would be the best team every time, and yet the #1 seed hasn't even won a majority of owls

>>64739488
>they're going to ruin future ones by pissing off Brock so that he signs elsewhere.

Brock would ruin his career by choosing the Niners or Browns or some shit over a Denver team with Peyton retiring anyway.

>>64739638
>post proof
"Lol you serious"

Uh, yeah, hence the proof

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When did cardinals fans become so damn violent?

What happened to bird bros?

Are all these hostile cardinal fans just bandwagoners?

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>mfw someone said Troy Polamalu is a Hall of Famer near me

what is the chance arizona makes it to the superb owl?

what would it be when the arizona qb got injured and wouldn't be able to play any of the play off games?

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>>64739666
satan is being a peace keeper, wtf

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>>64738794
>Cowboys
>4-12
>8-8 :^)
>Myles Jack/Ezekiel Elliott
>Quiet

>>64737442
Mail carrier is the correct term shit lord

>>64738609
>Neither are good coaches and that's why they're commentators right now
Gruden's a commentator because when he coaches his OCD kicks in and he ignores everything else, especially his family.

>>64739675
>what is the chance arizona makes it to the superb owl?
Historically speaking, if you can make the playoffs, you can win the owl, regardless of your seed and record.
For all intents and purposes, the playoffs are a new season where anything goes and teams are willing to sacrifice anything.
So yes, Arizona can make the playoffs, but their biggest mistake would be to underestimate any of their opponents on the way there, as bye week teams often do.

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>muh bird bros

>>64739675
With Palmer: roughly 25%
Without Palmer: 0%

>>64739574
Not when Carolina jumped out to a 17-0 lead in the first quarter.

Will Tunsil be a bust?

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guys i discovered javascript

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>>64739666
>>64739686
Are cardinals the angriest feeder birds?

>>64739690
>Mail carrier
tumblr pls

>>64739748
That would be hummingbirds.

>>64739705
with how weak they played last game i hope they are aware of that and are just powering up

>>64739707
i thought they would be stronger but the without palmer was the point, if they get rekt then their chance is really gone so flopping against the seacucks is acceptable

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>>64739748
SQUAK SQUAK MOTHER FUCKER

>>64739577
>season long stats

more accurate to use the last 8 weeks, due to injury and people learning the system

without standard deviation:
1. Chiefs and Texans (13.5)
3. Bengals (15.5)
4. Seahawks (17)
5. Panthers (18)
6. Packers (19.5)
7. Broncos (19.6)
8. Cardinals (20)
9. Vikings (20.5)
10. Steelers and Patriots (21.5)
12. Redskins (23)

now if you toss out the highest and lowest allowed for each:
1. Texans (12)
2. Chiefs (13)
3. Bengals (14.5)
4. Sehaawks (15)
5. Panthers (17.5)
6. Packers (18.5)
7. Vikings (19)
8. Broncos (20)
9. Cards (20.2)
10. Steelers (20.7)
11. redskins (21)
12. Patriots (22)