PIT:DeAngelo Williams misses another practice
CHI:Dolphins in the lead for Bears OC Adam Gase?
BAL:Terrell Suggs (Achilles') returning for 2016
IND:Colts hire Ravens LBs coach Monachino as DC
TB:Bucs: Koetter 'very strong' candidate for job
SF:Kaepernick also had knee scoped Wednesday
KC:Eagles to interview Chiefs OC Pederson for HC
FA:Bucs also send vet DC Leslie Frazier packing
DEN:Broncos name Peyton Manning playoffs starter
NE:Report: McDaniels interested in Titans HC job
TB:49ers, Fins want to interview Koetter for HC
CHI:Report: Fins to make 'strong push' for Gase
RAMS, FUCKERS... I guess... I mean I'm not really sure at this point.
"oh boy I sure do love watching the AFC! it's so exciting! maybe this year the patriots won't win the AFC East, the AFC South will be the strongest in the league, and the bengals will have a deep playoff run!"
if I wanted too much status quo and predictability in my sports I'd go watch formula 1 or something.
Reminder that Kroenke is a lying sack of shitsuckin' bitch that got BTFO by Based Slay.
lads i have never seen a team move before
what will the banter be like?
will the fans of the team be btfo so hard they never come back?
Chiefs over Texans
Bengals over Steelers
Chiefs over Broncos
Patriots over Bengals
Patriots over Chiefs
Seahawks over Vikings
Redskins over Packers
Seahawks over Panthers
Cardinals over Redskins
Seahawks over Cardinals
Super Bowl L
Patriots over Seahawks
the most recent move i remember was that NHL team. but since no one cares about hockey, no one really noticed. this move will be huge.
>tfw i will hate every LA celebrity that bandwagons the team
He's literally lying on multiple fronts. Do your research.
Unless this is bait, which is probably true, in which case you can fuck right off mate.
and yet through all the hype and memes (every division gets some of those because muh media agenda to keep everyone interested) there's more turnover and instability that more often lead to exciting races than in the AFC. I mean sure, there are exceptions (NFC West being one of the most consistently performing divisions, AFC North race often coming down to the wire) but that's the trend, which makes following the NFC a lot more worthwhile.
>patriots winning any more than 0 games
There are people out there that actually think this pats team can win 3 games in the playoffs lololol
2013: Following a 4th in division finish and playing against the a weak NFCE, AFCW,
Vs. >.500 teams: 1-4
Vs. 8-8 teams: 2-1 (one was against Romo-less Cowboys)
Vs. <.500 teams: 6-2
2014: Playing the AFWS
Vs. >.500 teams: 3-4, one of the wins the team started atrociously
Vs. 8-8 teams: 0-1
Vs. <.500 teams: 7-1 (but started off 0-17 against the Jags in home opener and let the Rams and a 3rd QB look competent enough to win)
2015: Weak NFCE, below average NFCS, and gave away a fair amount of talent
Vs >.500 team: 2-3 (one of the wins, the owner was the main motivator)
Vs. 8-8 teams: 1-1
Vs <.500 teams: 4-5
Vs. >.500 teams: 6-11, should be 5-12.
Vs. 8-8 teams: 3-3, should be 2-4
Vs. <.500 teams: 17-8, though honestly it should be 15-10
Total: 26-22, though should have been 22-26. Adjusting for ease of schedule and quality of opponent, he performed like an 8-8-ish coach
>muh "school that doesn't have good at this position" arguement.
He's being misused. He's a slot receiver and should end up being an above average one if they weren't holding Matthews in the slot most of the year. He's got quickness but has trouble shaking bigger, outside CBs.
With practice and some more bulk, he'll be alright. He's got the brains and ethic to be a good receiver.
The college argument is often dependent on the coach at the time. Pete Carrol era receivers were shit in the pros, but we know that Carrol doesn't really care about Top Tier Receivers. Also, QBs like Leinart and Sanchez are fine for making guys look good in college but they didn't pan out either.
Newer Top USC prospects like Agholor and Marquis Lee are from different coaches as the USC high profile busts. Lee showed flashes of ability when healthy (which is rare), including probably one of the best catches of the season.
>since re-alignment there have been 13 playoffs, will be 14 after this season ends
>in 12 (TWELVE) of those 13 seasons, an NFC West team has won a playoff game, a mark only matched by the AFC East
>the streak of 11 (ELEVEN) consecutive years that an NFC West team has won a playoff game is the longest active streak in the league and over triple the league average
Fan since 2013, I see
Saying that after almost decade and a half of losing seasons is fucking crock.
We want to act like the Rams are purely a business that is making prudent business decisions? Then how about we treat them like it, as customers. Let's say you have a favorite restaurant that you had some GREAT memories with. However, about 10 years ago they started being shit. Like, real shit. Not just mediocre. The place was a mess, food was always cold, etc. Are you still going to eat there? Fuck no, and you'd tell anyone saying that you need to stay loyal to fuck off because it's your money.
Now, I'm fucking retarded, so I was still eating that cold fucking piece of chicken every Sunday while eating that restaurant's merchandise. However, most people are wiser than that and are going to spend their money elsewhere.
Sports teams are not entitled to people's time. They trade entertainment for money. To act surprised or discombobulated about a lack of attendance during the complete and total fucking shitshow this team has been means you have no fucking brain cells. We are a sports city. Fuck you, and fuck off. Yes, I mad.
>vikingfags think the cold will save them
I wish this meme would end
Nah, you don't get it, he is implying that if the NFC would get better they would get to play the AFCCG instead of the AFC.
but really I think he thought I meant SB or mistyped. I want to give anon the benefit of the doubt.
ANON BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
One team makes the playoffs from every conference, so you have a 50/50 shot of winning every year.
Since re-alignment, the Seahwks have had an 2 elite RBs, 1 good and consistent QB as well as a potential elite. This era also has an elite defense.
Having 1 team consistenly good with a couple years of sucking isn't much. There were more years of the other 3 teams being hot shit than there has of a decent division. Only the past 4 years of quaity Seahawks vs 49ers/Cardinals has been good.
>tfw >your team still has the latent potential to turn things around
probably wont happen but no point being a little bitch until they actually lose it
Be ready to see the shit hawks give up in the 4th like they have all year
>He doesn't know that the NFL is pushing hard for the final Manning V Brady game.
Broncos will beat the steelers with refball
your deflecting can't save you. I said the NFC West has been one of the most -consistently- -performing- divisions in the league, and that is indisputable. it's not always the one that SHOULD be performing well in any given year, but it surprisingly ends up doing so anyways. and THAT feeds back into my main point. watching the NFC is always more interesting, because there's a lot that you just can't assume as a given. sure, maybe the NFC West will win a playoff game again, but it often ends up as a surprise which one of them it ends up being. on the other hand, the afc east champ is pretty much always the patriots. posturing about the NFC West champion being overrated because it ends up beating up on scrubs for 6 games every year is valid in another context, but not in this one because that's a subjective point to make. the objective facts of the matter though, are that even after the NFC West gets into the playoffs, it ends up beating at least one playoff team from another division almost always. the results are the results, and cheapening their quality by surmising that it wasn't deserved only has room when objecting to an opinion, not a fact.
>51% of LA residents want the rams over raiders and chargers
>lol its a twitter poll with 2000 votes renamed ESPN LA
>Oakland is a better and viable market than SF
>lol no serious who the fuck even thinks this is true
Rams are staying
Nah it is just when you break it down, since 2002 it works out to them being tied for most SB appearances...but being shit once they get there
>AFC North 3-1
>the Patriots division 3-2
>NFC East 2-1
>NFC South 2-1
>AFC South 1-1
>NFC North 1-1
>NFC West 1-4
>AFC West 0-2
>you'll never love your team as much as EDP
>your videos will never be on Tosh.0, ESPN, etc.
>friends will never surprise you with some legit sports swag
That lucky, fat albert looking deadass son of a bitch
whether the Rams SHOULD stay and whether or not they WILL are different stories, though. based on what I've read up about the situations going on in St. Louis, Oakland, San Diego, Inglewood, and Carson, and within the organizations of the Rams, Raiders, Chargers, and the league as a whole, it seems rather silly to expect the Rams to not end up moving sooner rather than later the way things are playing out, regardless of who "deserves" what. as many people have pointed out before, even if 9+ owners vote to block Kroenke from getting approval to move to LA, he'll likely just do it anyways and start a legal battle with the NFL a la Al Davis circa 1982. if Spanos or Davis are blocked, they're far more likely to play ball with the league.
>At local soup kitchen to serve my fellow man and spread the good word of God (thank you Based Carr)
>I inform each passing homeless person that their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ loves them and will only help them if they help themselves
>As I do this, a tall, raggy homeless man wonders in
>He cuts the entire line and demands I give him food
>As I reach for my Bible, I notice his eyes
>They are bloodshot, I recognize the Devil's construct is in his veins
>He once again demands I give him food
>Inform him the food is not mine to give, all that we enjoy is by God's grace and Jesus Christ, the son of God, loves us (thank you Based Carr)
>The homeless man pulls out a knife and says he will kill me if I do not give him food
>Laugh at the idea and inform him that would be a sin, I once again tell him Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior and it is up to us to honor him every day we live for his great and noble sacrifice (thank you Based Carr)
>He lunges forward and stabs me
>The knife is abruptly stopped, I flinch, but quickly realize no harm has been done
>I open up my jacket to see, by God's grace, that the blade was stopped by my pocket Bible (thank you Based Carr)
>I scream praise for Jesus Christ, the homeless man stands in front of me visibly stunned
>I reach back, with all my might and with God's good will behind the blow, backhand the homeless man with the fury of the Heavens as I shout "Praise him!"
>The homeless man is knocked back, rising with eyes as white and pure as the clouds our good Lord puts above our heads (thank you Based Carr)
>The homeless man, now in tears, explains he has never seen any proof of God up until now
>I ask the homeless man if he would like to accompany me to Church so he can make amends with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for past sins (thank you Based Carr)
>Carr be praised, the homeless man agrees (thank you Based Carr)
You have a point, The NFC playoffs have been much more interesting to watch than the AFC playoffs.
>All about getting past Brady&Manning
>Steelers always "the team no one wants to face"
>Peyton does shit in the cold
>Unless the random team for the year is Baltimore nothing changes.
disagree. however, I'd agree with "sometimes in order to be the best you need to play dirty". the nuance is different. some players are capable of being the best without having to resort to dirty tactics, while others hit a wall and decide the only way over it is to play dirty, which sometimes works.
>supporting the Arizona Cardinals while in St. Louis
probably not as bad as it could be, the locals would just assume he's either a swaggot, or instead a casual that intended to support the St. Louis Cardinals but made an error.
>Vikings fans talking shit about how the cold will kill our passing game
Oh no. How will we ever run the ball well? If only we had Fran Tarkenton 2.0 under center.
>implying he won't have the GOAT hype around him
He advertises himself
>On the field is the rookie from X State , Chosen wearing the number 1
It writes itself god damn genius parents I tell ya
They won't need the cold to give the seakucks a run for their money. I'm not going to say who will win and who won't, but it's not going down like last time
Look, I like you guys. The Hawks and the Vikings got a nice little thing going with how they trade players and draft picks and such. But your teams a good 2 years off from being a true contender. This game is a formality at best.
I've definitely seen worse names from black people, but damn stupid is stupid. All are making me cringe
I have nothing against the hawks tbqh, and I don't think we're ready for the owl yet (Bridgewater). I'm just saying there's a chance we win. I'm enjoying this unexpected ride we're on this season. Besides, do I talky want to run into the buzzsaw that is the Cards right now? Wew lad, what they did to the puckers made my week, but I don't want that for the Vikes
I don't at all expect this to happen, but damn would it be funny.
Really not talky. Jesus where does my phone get these words from?
*fistbumps* fuck yeah pham
Any KCbros worried that >we will chief it up Saturday?
Black girls vs Asians in bed
Where you been? You ckbb and get Brady are the shit
Police12 is pretty cool
I hope so. Just so Stephen a smith dies of a stroke. Otherwise no
he better be if they do. In which case I hope they'd promote Hue Jackson to HC
Couldn't even spell half time right.
This saddens me more than it should.
I mean they shouldn't, but teams get impatient with success that isn't combined with a trophy
Until it the game is over, I will be worried. Never take any lead for granted again.
every year people keep speculating "this IS the year Marvin's Job is on the line!" and then he keeps it, and honestly he should. Not many coaches would win a playoff game without their starting qb.
It's pretty much a guarantee tbqh. Either that or the Packers will keep it close for most of the game to attempt to instill a false sense of hope from me. I'm not going to fall for it, though.
around? I post a couple times now and again most days, just not all day long. this is the longest I've been here during the day in over a month, I think. good news is, I -should- be enough better off this offseason to be able to host the /nfl/ mock draft again, but I can't make any promises this far in advance. I'd like to bring back the weekly power rankings poll, NFC mega league, and panel ratings next season too, but we'll see.
>imply I watch his racist ass. I know of Alex jones I don't watch infowars though. Stephen a smith is a piece of shit. If a white guy said the shit he says, fuck he'd get bounced. Fucking roody poo n****r ambulance chasing sack of cum. I wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire holding my first born mixed race baby
It was the same deal when he had Carson Palmer though. They were shit in primetime under Palmer as well I'm beginning to think the Bengals choking in the big stage has had more to do with Lewis than it has Dalton or the team itself
You are like the bizarro sneak. Your head isn't in your ass, you are amusing and you don't hate yourself
>I'm not going to fall for it, though.
sure, your left brain will tell you not to get excited after leading for 55 minutes, but your right brain will STILL make you suffer for the last 5.
>mfw we win the SB in Peyton's last game
>mfw as Elway hands him the Lombardi trophy he cries
>mfw D-Ware wins a ring with his old coach
>mfw DT wins a ring the year his mom is released from prison
>mfw all the UDFAs, low round picks, and street FAs on our team who have became stars for us win rings
>mfw Kubiak wins a ring with his old team and his old friend
I'd cry like a little bitch tbqh
it's been far too long since our last owl
Would it be possible for a QB to pull a Bo Jackson/Deion Sanders and play baseball and football at a pro level?
yeah we will probably will but just let me be delusional for a while longer
>seahawks buncos in owl
>seahawks lead 21-17
>Denver has ball with 1 minute left no timeouts
>80 yards to win the SB
>one last Manning bs win
>drives us down the field in meme fashion
>throws ball to wide open DT who makes the catch to score the TD
>seahawks get ball back with like 20 seconds left
>CHJ intercepts the ball to win the SB
>Peyton wins SBMVP in his last game
football gods pls
Um the 2011 Packers are the worst 15-1 team of all time.
>losing to a 9-7 Giants team at home by 3 scores after beating up on a bunch of shit teams
And their only loss was by like, 5 points to the Chiefs. Imagine if the Packers had gone 16-0 and then lost.
Wilson's proven that he's not really a great baseball player tho
>Wilson played 61 games with the Asheville Tourists, the Class A affiliate of the Colorado Rockies in the South Atlantic League. He had 3 home runs, 15 RBIs, and a .228 batting average.
>implying you're not already a little bitch
Buncos have no shot. Elite defense won't make up for Le Chicken Parm 5head Man. No amount of HGH for his wife can save you from crying more faggot tears.
>implying the 9-7, haven't beaten a team with a winning record, Superb Owl champion Redskins aren't going to win the Superb Owl
If the football "Gods" didn't bless Champ Bailey, why would they bless a 5head born with a silver spoon in his mouth like Peyton?
nah that was a different situation, through most of the game I was more like "this can't be happening, we are making so many stupid mistakes. we're a better team than this, this is NOT how it usually goes."
then in the second half we stuck to our identity (run the ball, field position, defense) and it was paying off. they had no answer for gore. the only question was whether or not it would be enough to make up for the shitshow in the first part of the game.
then we're 1st and goal within the 10 yard line and down 3 with just over 2 minutes to go, so I'm thinking we're about to be up 4 and just have to have our defense hold out and not give up a touchdown because a field goal wouldn't be enough.
so I was super hyped at that point with hope at its maximum. instead of it all falling to pieces at once though, we made 4 dumb plays and basically threw the game away.
rather than being crushed by that loss, I was pissed to no end. that should not have happened either in the beginning or at the very end, and it was all preventable. you could have played that matchup many many times and I still believe that we would have come out on top for a large majority of them. instead, we rolled a critical miss due to operator error. shit was infuriating.
still not as bad of a ride as the 2011 NFCCG though, just more meaningful.
What'd you say bitch?
I've been lifting weights and doing blow all day motherfucker!! My wife's kid has been pissing me off so I'm edgy as shit
Daily reminder this guy is a kliff babby
which pisses me off
statisticians have looked that Manning's teams regress a shitton in the playoffs
wasn't there a game in Indy where Manning lead the Colts to a potential game winning drive but the defense squandered it
Daily reminder this guy is a kliff babby.
Daily reminder that this goy is a Kliff babby
>Drafting Kliff babbys
Kliff is a cunt who produces "elite" QBs who are actuall shit and just throw bombs all game long and rely on the fact that below average college DBs will get burned every couple plays if you turn the game into a track meet. It's why Tech routinely puts up 60 points but never wins ever against teams with a pulse on defense
Lets look at his losses
ran out of time on a comeback
Drove down but missed Field goal in OT
never in the game
Never in the game
The kick that ended Vanderjact's career
Never got the ball in OT but squandered chance in regulation
He threw them out of the game
The game you talked about. Sanchize got the ball down 2 with :45 left and won with a Folk FG.
I know, it's why Tech cant recruit a Defense.
I'm still a Rams fan until the axe falls. Kroenke makes it hard as fuck to do, but I'm not going anywhere yet. Hell, I'mm probably gonna go full cuck and root for them in LA. I put in way too much time with this chucklefuckery.
Would you want to sleep with some d linemans fat black mom?
Also kliff with Jessica before she got fat with romo
imagine if doug brien knew how to fucking be clutch
I appreciate you, bro. I feel the same. This whole shitshow isn't fun at all, and being able to stay would even feel a bit shitty because it would mean that someone was getting screwed. Why couldn't they just expand? They're popular enough in multiple non-NFL cities.
>Not posting your kliffbabby
He was, although his College comeback has been overtaken his NFL comeback still stands as the biggest. unfortunately for him he was a mediocre QB with the other three teams he played with.
But if I had to choose one QB to lead my team all the way back from 5 scores down, I would choose him.
mfw I want the Raiders back in LA but jewdell won't allow it
All you had to do was ask, faget
Because he's a greedy asshole. Only a supposed 25% of ticket holders are from the LA region; I'm sure that's enough to warrant uprooting a half-century-plus of a team from a city -- while, also, basically telling that city to fuck off.
/sp/'s majority went 18-13-1 in their over/under win totals this year for each team. Congrats on not being dumbfucks for the first time in your lives!
Notable things /sp/ was wrong about:
Panthers: Under 8
Texans: Under 8.5
Ravens: Over 9.5
Cowboys: Over 9.5
Redskins: Under 6.5
Eagles: Over 9.5
Colts: Over 10.5
Seahawks: Over 11
Jets: Under 7.5
Notable things /sp/ was right about:
Steelers: Over 8.5
Vikings: Over 7.5
Giants: Under 8
Patriots: Over 11
Bengals: Over 8.5
Broncos: Over 10.5
Chiefs: Over 8.5
Cardinals: Over 8.5
However, when vast majority picked something it was usually wrong, see: Panthers/Jets
Panthers: Under 8
I was right about that (had them going 11-5)
Texans: Under 8.5
Wrong about that (had them going 8-8)
Ravens: Over 9.5
Right about that (had them going 9-7)
Cowboys: Over 9.5
Wrong about that (10-6)
Redskins: Under 6.5
Wrong about that (5-11)
Eagles: Over 9.5
Right about that (7-9)
Colts: Over 10.5
Right about that (10-6)
Seahawks: Over 11
Wrong about that (13-3)
Jets: Under 7.5
Wrong about that (7-9)
>one-eighth of the nation's population lives in california
>one-eighth of the 32 NFL teams is 4
>only 3 NFL teams are in california right now
nah man we're just getting back to what we deserve, it's just that it's fitting that the rams are coming back home to make it happen. moving the raiders or chargers would still keep us at 3 which is less than we should have.
That same Stan has millions of dollars invested in properties across the city with no intentions of pulling them out, including THE biggest shopping plaza in Chesterfield. He's lying through his teeth. We supported the Rams just fine until the past few (read: 4-5 years) (read: when he got the team) years.
Is it just a coincidence that ALL of the teams he owns have utter shit attendance aside from Arsenal? Fuck no. The dude can't run a team for shit and pads his incompetence with his fortune. He's a shitsucking cumlobster and I wish he would drop dead.
HAS YOUR DIVISION BEEN SHIT?
Earlier, the question was raised who has the shittiest division since 2002? To figure it out, I've given points to every team corresponding to their record. Teams with 12 or more wins = +2
Teams with 9-11 wins = +1
Teams with 6-8 wins = -1
Teams with 5 or fewer wins = -2 points.
1. AFCE (3)
2. AFCN (-1)
3. NFCE (-3)
t4. NFCS (-6)
t4. AFCS (-6)
6. NFCN (-9)
7. AFCW (-10)
8. NFCW (-24)
Let's be honest here.
If you people deserved the Rams you all would've been born in LA instead of unlivable shithole like St. Louis.
I'm sorry but those are just the facts.
I hope you had fun at pretending to be an NFL caliber city.
>switching to the most hated rival of my team
fuck no, but I will likely be attending every niners @ rams game annually since they'll be local. just gotta make sure not to get stabbed.
For such an ostensibly illustrious city, you guys sure do have shit reading comprehension.
You have no interest in actually having a proper discussion, so I have nothing to say to you.
this is why I've been hyped about it for so long, we need our proper rival back. the cowboys, giants, and packers are poor substitutes and play in other divisions, and the cardinals and seahawks are only a drop in the bucket compared to the history and resentment involved between us and the LA rams.
Post yours and rate em
>5 > 1 > 3 > 7 > 6 > 2 >>>
Holy shit, this is me, internally though. I can't do anything except wait though.
I would give so much money to go back to using these uniforms.
Broncos are fucking retarded. Peyton was so shit this season and Brock has looked decent. Give your future QB some playoff experience. Could be very good for development. They're definitely keeping this guy because he can play and win games.
2016 HoF Finalists announced:
Who's getting in?
>Get to run all over the Raiders, Chargers, and Ponies all year
I can dig that desu. Better than playing the fucking Rams.
Maybe tweak the logo or keep the current one, but I fucking loved the actual uniforms.
Are the none-ers piling up excuses for offloading Kaep? I thought they didn't need any excuse, if he doesn't play and doesn't make the roster they're on the hook for almost nothing.
>From 2015 through 2017 his entire base salary is guaranteed for injury only as is $5.2 million of his 2018 base salary. If Kaepernick is on the 49ers roster on April 1 of the respective League Year the guarantee vests to full. Kaepernick can earn $2 million per year in per game roster bonuses. $12 million in escalators are available. In order to earn the full escalator amount Kaepernick must participate in 80% of the offensive snaps in 2014 and either be named first or second team All Pro or be on the active roster of a Super Bowl team. For each year that this is not accomplished the escalator value reduces by $2 million.
Seriously, do they think they can salvage this train wreck?
Because we're subjected to Jeff Fisher's bullshit Law of .500 several times a year. If they're above 500 we'll win and if not we'll lose. He always has to keep the balance in STL.
>Although there is no set number for any class of enshrinees, the Pro Football Hall of Fame's current ground rules stipulate that between four and eight new members will be selected each year.
>Terrell Davis is unironically going to be a Hall of Famer just because he had three great years
I'll never understand why year after year he even makes it this far. His career numbers are shit and his career was shortened because the Broncos ran his fucking legs off and he finally broke not because he was particularly great.
I would put Priest Holmes in over Terrell Davis.
>yfw McGoatten wins the super bowl and literally becomes a better version of Tim Brody with a much hotter wife
Terrel Davis being on that list makes me curious. What was the shortest career of a HOFer so far? 6 seasons is pretty short IMO unless you broke records and were GOAT tier all of those 6 seasons. Davis was good but wasn't amazing. If he maintained for over 6 years I think he should be in but 6 seasons really isn't long.
But my original question, shortest career so far of a HOFer?
This is assuming they sign Forte/Miller/Martin/some other FA RB
I can't knock that, I'll be honest. Still fucking hate you though, 40Whiner
If you put Terrell Davis in the Hall of Fame before every 10,000 yard rusher you're sending a message that 10,000 yards means fuck-all now and that three great years is enough to get you in.
I can't believe Terrell Davis makes it this fucking far every year when guys like Fred Taylor and Edgerrin James don't garner any consideration at all.
Bengals aren't getting past Steelers, especially if Dalton is benched
Chiefs aren't beating the Texans, unless JJ Watt has the flu
Broncos aren't beating whomever they play, likely the steelers
Texans-Pats could go either way seeing how shit the pats have been lately
Steelers make AFC CG, they're beating the Pats or Texans
Bengals make AFC CG, means Texans play Broncos, Texans win AFC CG
Seahawks aren't beating Vikings, inb4 quoting something that happened in the regular season
Seahawks aren't beating the Panthers
Redskins COULD beat the Packers, that game honestly could go either way
Cards and Panthers are meeting in the NFC CG regardless of anything that happens in wildcard and divisional
Most likely, we're looking at Steelers Cards (Steelers win), possibly Steelers Panthers (Panthers win), or Texans Cards/Panth (Texans win)
>haha white people
if you come with the opressed bullshit i swear...
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that doesn't even make sense, are you calling them babbys? because they're not rookies. it's legion of whom, especially since womb and boom doesn't rhyme as well as boom and whom
Keep telling yourself whatever to make you think you stand a chance against the panthers. Good luck getting past the wildcard round.
I didn't name it.
>we've won 10 straight
Browns (3 wins), Chargersx2 (3), Ravens (5), Lions (8), Raidersx2 (7), Bills (8)
and the "hard" games were at home
arguably only the seahawks have had an easier schedule
Now that the season is over let's do this shit. These rankings are based off this one season alone so I am not taking into consideration career accomplishments. Just how well they did this year.
>top 10 QBs
1. Tom Brady
2. Cam Newton (I am ready for the hate. Bring it on fuckers)
3. Carson Palmer
4. Russel Wilson
5. Ben Roethlisburger (would have been top 3 if he stayed healthy probably)
6. Aaron Rodgers
7. Drew Brees (did literally everything for that offense)
8. Blake Bortles
9. Derek Carr
10. Philip Rivers (no help. at all)
>top 10 RBs
1. Devontae Freeman
2. Adrian Peterson
3. Todd Gurly
4. Doug Martin (he's back)
5. Deangelo Williams (really stepped up and surprised me when Bell went down)
6. Chris Ivory
7. Lamar Miller
8. David Johnson (took the starting job and didn't even look back. Ran with it all the way to my top 10 only starting a few games)
9. Matt Forte
10. Latavius Murray (raiders are going to be fucking scary these next few seasons with all these promosing young players. Good time to be a Raiders fan)
>top 10 WRs
1. Antonio Brown
2. Julio Jones
3. Brandon Marshall (Bears fucking HATE themselves right about now I bet)
4. Allen Robinson (Jags are also gonna be scary the next few seasons with all this young talent)
5. DeAndre Hopkins
6. Odell Beckham
7. AJ Green
8. Doug Baldwin
9. Larry Fitzjerald
10. Calvin Johnson
>top 10 TEs
1. Rob Gronkowski
2. Greg Olsen
3. Jordan Reed
4. Gary Barmage
5. Tyler Eifert
6. Delanie Walker
7. Travis Kelce
8. Benjamin Watson
9. Richard Rodgers
10. Jason Witten
Steelers-Ben=Still the Steelers (11) Broncos (12)
And I agree. I don't get how Chief fans are falling into the trap of a winning streak with the light part of their schedule. Part of why I worry about this Saturday. It feels like 2013 all over again.
Fools of the moment to be so over zealous. I didn't buy into the Vikes 5 game streak because of the same reason the chefs fans shouldn't buy into theirs. Not that they don't have a chance, but they should be cautious
>only 3 years at full health
>more yards than Barry Sanders in 2 of those
>way more yards than Emmit Smith in all 3
>worst of those seasons is still 200 yards over Marshall Faulk's best season
Don't people usually suck Bo Jackson ?
its not just the bandwagoners of this team doing it, but all media and vegas even, they're going to get burned hard. or vegas is purposely doing it to screw with the parlay and paid ESPN to shill for them
Not at Carolina. Russell Wilson is the very definition of defense baby(and us12 baby). Panthers are the highest scoring team with the most dangerous offensive weapon in the NFL, CAMVP
Johnathan Stewart should be top 10.
Fitzgerald and Calvin Johnson should be top 5. Marshall shouldn't
AP should be #1
why did you write all of this if your argument include
>Broncos aren't beating whomever they play
>Seahawks aren't beating Vikings, inb4 quoting something that happened in the regular season
>Chiefs aren't beating the Texans, unless JJ Watt has the flu
>Bengals aren't getting past Steelers, especially if Dalton is benched
Texans offense sucks while chiefs defense is great.
Steelers defense is a joke,allowed the best half for the Broncos offense of the whole season.
Seahawks literally destroyed the "best team" in the league and you put them losing to Teddy "Im worse than Smeth" Bridgewater
The part of quietly is that it isn't all in your face. Being dynasty there is no quietly with them.
Also they have been in only 5 since 2002 realignment since their first was the last game before it went into effect
Ryan Mallet beat Ben. What does that mean, it means it doesn't matter how shit your qb is if your coach can get it together.
I'll take Smith beating Jones and not DQ it because you don't feel it should count.
you are the one who don't even know who your team beat
You voted for him to the pro-bowl didn't you ,you fucking normie ?
Calvin Johnson isn't better than Emmanuel "first down" Sanders.
He isn't better than Dropmaryius Thomas
>top 3 in passing yards
>Led league in TD passes
>12 QBs threw for over 4k yards, only one to throw less than 8 interceptions
>every other 4k passer threw 10 or more interceptions, Brady and Wilson are only 2 to throw for less
>3 rushing TDs
>All this with a gutted offense from injuries all season long
>still say he's 5-6 range
You Brady haters are really stretching
They beat the Cards because they benched their starters in the first half. One fucking game and now the seacucks are the best team on the NFC again? Short term memory loss having mother fuckers
2004 jets + pats
2006 pats (played jets so both couldnt win)
2008 none (brady acl lelphins steal div from 11-5 pats)
AFC east has one year not winning a playoff game too. Im sure its similar for other divisions too, maybe the NFC west isnt a special snowflake after all
Newton ran for 10 TDs this season. Wilson had 1. If you care about rushing numbers for QBs. But Newton also only threw for 200 less yards so it's not like he's any worse of a passer either. He also threw for more TDs. Palmer threw for 600 more yards than Wilson and more TDs but also rushed for the same amount of TDs. Wilson only has more rushing yards than Palmer. Wilson was shit for almost the whole season and only went off the last couple games.
>chiefs defense is great
the chiefs defense is no better/arguably worse than the texans
their offenses are pretty even, at least when Hoyer is playing. some might argue the Texans have a better run game atm
I don't know why people think this game is so 1 sided, again mainly because of the meme win streak against sub par foes. the wild card round this year, at least with Dalton injured, is extremely competitive
>raiders are going to be fucking scary these next few seasons with all these promosing young players. Good time to be a Raiders fan
>Jags are also gonna be scary the next few seasons with all this young talent
God I LOVE this meme
He unironically put Walker at 6th,Freeman at 1st and Bortles in the top 10 ahead of Carr and Rivers.
What did you expect ?
He is the reason why Calvin Johnson got into the pro bowl and the Allen bros didn't.
A round of applause for you sir. Thank you for doing the research that rational people already knew. Again, seacucks fans had amnesia about the previous 15 games when they beat the Cards
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>since REALIGNMENT NFC West haas done this
>Pats did more
>You're counting the one before the selected period
>Implying it wasn't in 2002
I clearly meant the 02 season but Okay smartass who did they play in SB36? the Rams so we are back to being tied.
>Aaron Rodgers 6th
>Drew Brees 7th
Stewart was just consistent but wasn't exceptional. He had 900 yards and 6 TDs. That's good but the other guys on the list just had better seasons plain and simple. Well maybe not Forte and Johnson but if they started all 16 games they would have finished a lot better than Stewart.
>muh Tds and Yards
yeah nah palmer and newton aren't better than Wilson
>All this with a gutted offense from injuries all season long
so tom brady is an offensive line babby?
Stewart didn't start 16 games either and if his QB wasn't newton he'd have several more TDs and yards. He was top 5 in rushing yards and TDs before he got hurt/panthers resting him for playoffs
Calvin Johnson had over 100 more yards and 3 more TDs than Sanders did. Demaryus Thomas is the better argument. 1300 yards but only 6 TDs. If you wanted him off the list then say Eric Decker with his 12 TDs. Him and Marshall might be the best WR duo in the NFL this year. I think so at least. Both over 12 TDs and over 1000 yards. Marshall and Decker or Robinson and Hurns i'd say. Those are the 2 best WR duos.
Yeah, yeah they are. They're at the most basic level equivalent to him. For Palmer to play at this level at this point in his carries is exceptional. He's been playing like this all season whereas Wilson was busy sucking the first 5 or 6 games this season.
>eagles missed on adam gase
>eagles can't draft your draftfu
honestly Ive always thought td statistics are kinda meaningless for QBs
If you have a great goaline back you arent gonna get as many tds
and a good defense gives you short fields
I love the pats and bradys numbers look good but the fact that he "led the league in td passes" doesnt really mean anything
they just throw more when they are in close cause the running game blew
same for newton, he had a great season but if those carries at the goaline went to someone else the outcome of the game would be the same, the stats would be different
>mfw Shitty Bill gets fired and replaced with Gase
>Viqueens and Cardilels being salty as fuck
>excited for a young offensive minded meme coach.
Has this ever worked out well?
I really wanted to put Dalton on the list believe me but I couldn't decide who to replace. Put him as an honorable mention.
Why don't you like Walker? He had a great season. 1 of only 4 TEs to get over 1000 yards and tied for 7th with most TDs.
Freeman also had an amazing season you can't even deny that.
I can't say anything about the QB argument though. That was probably the hardest one to make. That easily could be moved around a lot. I just think Bortles had a really good season. 4400 yards and 35 TDs with 310 rushing yards and 2 TDs is pretty great
Okay fine. Let's take that the starters didn't play well the half they were in. Point to me throughout the Cards' season where they fell off like the seacucks did the first half of the season. They didn't. The Cards have had a top 5 offense and a top 5 defense since around week 5 or 6. One game and the seacucks are better? Mmkay.
first off, he had way more than two good years, then you have the novelty of the consecutive games played streak. And his overall popularity. He's been retired for years now and still gets national television advertisement deals
>people who unironically hate Based Brett
Is there a word that sufficiently describes such unevolved subhumans?