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MUSLIMS ARE SCU-
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>Having a 5/10 face excuses a literal war tribe religion
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>>35672584
Would a girl like this even be considered Muslim in a Muslim country?
She only wears the head blanket, nothing else and she seems really bright eyed and full of temptation and urges. I wouldn't doubt if she'd turn into a typical American whore if Chad pressured her.
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>>35672572
>>35672584
>>35672621
PRETTY MUSLIM GIRLS
>fapping to porn
>mom walks in. sees vid
>says, "hey that looks pretty hot, send me the link"
talk about awkwad XD :p
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>>35672531
>fapping to porn
>mom walks in. sees vid
>says, "I'll have what she's having XD"
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>>35672531
what were you hoping to achieve with this thread
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>>35672609
shut up faggot go post in your trap threads
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This is my oneitis. Say something nice about her.
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fat
her mom's car looks okay though
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>Fat
>Clearly riding in her moms car
>Over-filtering the shit out of her selfie so you can't see all her nasty skin
>Five-head
Your oneitis is shit
Which means you can get her
Stop posting and go ask her out
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>>35672520
You've posted this bitch before.
Either that or someone memed her, a fate worse than death.
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What's for dinner r9k? Cyborg here eating half a chicken quesadilla tonight, half tomorrow.
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>>35672465
>cyborg
>eating half and half
XD
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>>35672465
looks like a severely decomposed pussy
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>>35672491
Lmao didn't notice that
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ITT:childhood experiences you will never have again 2017-03-20 11:50:48 Post No.35672462
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ITT:childhood experiences you will never have again
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>tfw you will never again wake up sick, mom will let you stay home, take you to the doctor which always has spongebob running on the tv, and will never let you get a snack from the deli from next door, then go home and watch cartoon network
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Having a dad be alive
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>tfw I'll never fall asleep on couch and have mom or dad carry me up to my room
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>>35672462
do you have a mommy fetish or something? what kind of adult misses such trivial shit
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GODDAMMIT WHY DOES THE THING THAT CONNECTS TO MY CAR BATTERY'S NEGATIVE TERMINAL KEEP FALLING OFF EVEN AFTER I SCREW THE BOLT ON PRETTY TIGHT I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THE CAR ACTING WEIRD AFTER IT FALLS OFF AND I'M FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING TO POP THE HOOD OPEN AFTER EVERY TIME I DRIVE JUST SO I CAN PUT IT BACK ON THE TERMINAL WHY THE FUCK CAN'T IT JUST STAY ON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35672425
Tape the insulated part of the wire down with electrical tape. Not the metal part tho
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>>35672425
You can put an iron nail in the crack, it tightens it
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M8, you just need to get a new terminal clamp. $5 and 20 minutes and you're done.
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For those of you that have trouble getting a girl, why don't you do the things we know help your chances getting a girl?
Although improving your chances of getting a girl isn't a hard science, we know that if you do the following, you can get a cute one:
-Not be fat
-Develop an athletic build(evenly minimally)
-Maintain good hygiene and normal clothing, hair, and appearance (don't have to have "swag" - just normal)
-be confident (even fake it until you make it)
-practice holding decent conversations (it's a skill you can develop - and you don't have to be the most interesting man in the world)
-work a job, or if you are in school - have goals
If you do those things you can even overcome having an ugly face. Girls are forgiving about that. You know there are things you can do to get a qt. Why not do them?
Depression? Autism? What?
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>>35672275
Girls have more rights than men now so at least they should ask me out and take care of me now, seeing as how they graduate college more often and all. They have everything and I'm to beg.
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>All you have to do is be an attractive, physically fit, healthy, well adjusted person!
>It's so easy!
Go fuck yourself.
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>>35672275
I'm a healthy weight, exercise semi regularly, eat well, etc
I'm also not bad looking I don't think, average or slightly above average 2bh
It's fucking scary out there though man, and it makes me incapable of beeeing myself when around others
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ITT: Poems we wrote in high school or in general. I'll start with one I wrote about /r9k/
Get these normies off my board
He sits there with headphones on, his anxiety not yet gone
With a brain closed minded, head as thick as a gourd
His face forming a stern frown, he throws his keyboard upon the ground
One lurker let's out a moan, he spotted a normie on his board
Many posters fret and panic releasing the anger they have stored
Get this normie off my board
First response is "top kek", his comment is not but a fleck
Looking at all the replies, it seems he has struck a chord
Air heavy with breathing, the frogs' rage unsheathing
As theirs posts call for help, in comes the horde
For many robots and frogs called out "good lord!"
"Get this normie off our board!"
In darkness their neckbeards gleam, posting reactions most extreme
As time goes on, the hate continues, no insult unexplored
No honest criticism told, very little hope future posts hold
More posters join to take sides, and his post, some adored
Furious frogs called for the mods, "Stop this madness!" They implored
And get this normie off our board
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One man appeared as mod, everyone praised him like a god
When the mod saw the wretched post he was abhorred
For the normie it is as he feared, this mod was quite revered
Then at that moment, the mod unleashed his sword
And mod said: "Congratulations, you get an award!"
He banned the user from his board
Here's the last paragraph.
The poem was using the same formula as Edgar Allen Poe's poems
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>>35672256
That was pretty good OP. Got any more poems?
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You are the greatest artist in this board today
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>21
>hair is thinning like crazy everywhere
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>28
>head is full and thick
>a couple greys are showing up
just kill me now senpai
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minoxidil + finasteride
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>22
>full head of hair
>didn't get early grey gene.
>no bald gene in my family.
I won the genetic war over hair, but not over weight, which is why I am here.
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>"I'm not looking for a relationship"
>"what you want isn't always what you need"
What does he mean by this? Should I even bother trying, or do I have no chance?
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Context motherfucker. We need context.
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>>35672190
roasties get off this board
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>>35672224
>girl meets boy
>become fast friends
>start getting warm fuzzies
>ask friend of a friend to find out what he thinks of me
>guy had good things to say about me
>coolandsmart.png
>have mental breakdown at school one day
>relative of mine is ill and getting worse
>guy finds me in hallway, comforts me
>ask him straight out if he likes me, it's been weighing on me for a while
>guy starts chuckling
>ohfuckitshappening.gif
>says the same things I was told he said before
>also says he's not looking for a relationship because he already knows who he wants to be in life
>says it would get in the way
>tells me it's not that he doesn't want one, but that "what you want isn't always what you need"
We ended up becoming really close friends. Still, sometimes I can't help but think that he was just trying to reject me in the nicest way possible.
I just got done browsing the "Post Girls You Find Attractive" thread. It was mostly White Girls.
Why did you start the yellow fever meme? Was it just a small portion of weebs?
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Growing up, I was obsessed with anime, so the first girls I actually had crushes on were anime girls before I started noticing real girls, as weird as that sounds.
After that, I moved onto actual real white girls, then my yellow fever came as a natural consequence of my earlier crushes on anime girls.
I moved away from it later, but have returned to my roots and look at more anime girl porn than anything nowadays. When I'm looking at porn of actual girls, I go out of my way to watch Asian girls probably 80% of the time, with the other 20% being white girls.
Never, ever, ever black or Hispanic girls, though. Never.
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Not just white girls. White stacies. Robots are hypocrites full of shit and obviously projecting when they say all women want chad.
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Is Lexi still fat.?
I need to know
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>sneeze on a woman
>it's sexual abuse
>playfully Smack a woman's ass
>she gets PTSD and attempts suicide from trauma
>Look at woman with yoga pant's ass
>she breaks down in tears and people stand in solidarity with her and tell her it's all going to be ok like she just got cancer
>chad cums too fast
>she cries and goes into a bought of depression and wants news time because she was "raped"
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>one woman rejects anon
>he hates all women
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>"NAWALT, CIS-SHIT! REEE PATRIARCHY!"
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>Doctors now need a woman's consent in writing for them to take their heart rate with a stethoscope
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When will you do it?
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When my mom dies. I don't think she could handle my suicide, so I'm staying alive for her.
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>>35672076
Already did, I rigged my computer to post this reply to your thread after the trigger's been pulled.
PS: Jews did 911
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>>35672076
When I get money to go to a gun range
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2017-03-20 11:34:42 Post No.35672071
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>In my financial securities class
>Dont really know anyone besides like two people
>I talk to one about zelda and nintendrone shit he goes on reddit alot but i dont really care about that, lets call him Re
>The other is a chill guy but the only problem is he constantly blurts out FF, Idubz and other entry level teenage memeing, hes not in this story but just wanted you guys to know
>There are like two other guys that know me but I dont really know them
>One buys shit for cheap and constantly asks for people to buy them for some stupid ass price, lets call him Rak
>The other one absolutely disgusts me not because of what he looks like but because of what he acts like, lets call him bill
>Re on some reddit sub thing while I just browse /v/ in a small tab
>We start talking about the great year for gaming then end up talking shit about Mass Effect
>We go back to browsing our boards
>I was on some thead I donno neir or something
>He saw a greentext that he thought was funny
>I ended up telling him it was called a greentext
>Couple minutes later he ends up on a "Buzzfeed top 20 best 4chan stories"
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.png
>He ends up laughing and calls over Rak and Bill since we sit in a corner and we sit on beside each others row
>They end up reading it laugh
>"hey anon look at this"
>Ive seen it before
>Pretend I haven't
>Look like im reading it
>Bill breathing down my neck as I do
>"h-ha ha yea that was funny"
>The Rak and Bill end up asking for the website it was
>See Bill going on it and Rak doing the same
Oh god what have I done. Im not a christian or anything but do churches forgive you for this type of shit?
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DID YOU JUST singlehandeldly BRING 3 NORMIES TO /R9K/?!?!?
fuck you, out out out!
fuck you, out out out!
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>>35672071
Rak and Bill, if you see this
OUT NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEE, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!
You fucked up OP
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>>35672159
2 Normies
>>35672231
theyre probably not going to r9k probably /b/ because "le ranDom xd xd"
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itt: Annoying shit girls say for attention that pisses you off
>No guys ever talk to me :(
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Everything they say is for attention
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"Tehe, am I the only girl gamer here?"
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>>35672115
*holds the controller straight out instead of laying it on your lap and twists and turns the controller while button mashing*