Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7858. page

for anyone that doesnt want to read all of this here is a summary:

im a woman haha

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Omg sis I agree with everything. Being a woman is a blessing.

This is me

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT IDIOT DELETE THIS POST RIGHT NOW DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT

Well, computer science is at least one step above animu and vidya in my eyes.

She'll let me buy her a bagel? Oh how did the god's grace me so much? How did I get lucky enough to have an almost non-existent chance of buying a qt something??

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>tfw no qt nerdy gf

>>35672976
Having sex with a girlscout who came to my door selling cookies

BBC cuck porn

A fulfilling relationship.

They're catchy

>>35672882

They aren't, I've never heard of them.

They smoke bro

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>>35672862
>Look at the person who posted this thread

You sound like a massive speg, consider suicide please.

well @realdonaldtrump, at least i will go down as a president.

If if if if if if ooga booga

uhmm uhhhhh uhh

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Here is some reading if you wish to dig deeper.

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I stand with ye my brother.

JOIN US BRETHREN. BE A PART OF SOMETHING LARGER THAN YOURSELF. DEFEND YOUR FELLOW ROBOT. REMOVE THE HATED NORMIE

>>35672800
well it can't get any worse than it is now

>>35672800
Considering all the pedo/ loli jokes and liberal use of nigger and faggot over the years, I'd say pretty damn fucked

People would find out I was rude.
People would find out I wanted to die.
People would find out I was an ungrateful cunt.
People would find out that I used to sneeze when I had romantic thoughts.

>>35672776
loo, poo in the loo

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Poo in your ass. Shit it out before I take your anal virginity.

>>35672906
/thread

seriously what the fuck is this role playing "what did you say anon" meme its not funny, clever its just incredibly annoying. OP neck yourself

My front tooth got knocked out today and I have no money nor dental insurance. I super glued it back in.

im tired of normalfags shitting up the board with their dumb advice

>>35673157
Walk into a dental office and ask about some sort of dental plan. I remember when I busted my tooth and needed a crown I paid $50 for some plan that allowed me discounted dental services.

>>35672726
Because men tend to be psychopaths, as proven by, oh I don't know, all of human history and prehistory, so they need taken down a severe number of pegs.

>>35673638
bringing out the bait nice and early

>>35673638
Men are obviously a bigger threat to society than women in general.
If you're not a childish asshole you don't get "offended" by feminism.

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>baiting some anon hard
>he keeps giving me paragraphs to my one or two word replies

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>>35672723
>arguing with some autist
>he doesn't listen to any of my arguments and instead goes on autistic rants about nothing
>decide fuck it and just start making fun of him
>he stops replying

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>arguing with some moron
>they eventually quit replying
>get up thinking my work here is done
>come back to see the thread archived with their reply to me as the last post

Forward ya knob.

Through Trump's administration

thank fuck

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>>35672678
we're almost 1/3 of the way through the year.. it feels like just yesterday I was watching the ball drop.

Literally how. I don't care what you call me, just please tell me how to do it. I can never find anything fast and I don't have time to dick around.

>>35672890
I did it by making an account on e-hentai and then when I want to exhentai it let me in.
You might need to make a forum post now or something

>>35672890
I made an account on e-hentai.org, and played some henativerse to make sure
And then checked months later (today).
It's probably faster than that tho, I just forgot about it.

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me, its literally impossible for me to give a fuck about anything at this point

i have no need for normie desires such as money or status, though i would like friends and a gf im too far gone to realistically attain that

all i want is to be left alone with my music, internet and vidya

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CANT WAKE UP
WONT WAKE UP

>>35672605
Same. Life is misery literally until you die if you're born into the bondage of poverty. And god help you if you're disabled too.

I grew up on 4chan so all anons are my friends as far as I'm concerned

>>35672588
Not really, who the fuck wants a bunch of latent homosexual friends

I consider you guys the only friends I have, though in a way you're all faceless. So am I, and in spite of that our interactions hold more meaning than more or less anything outside of this virtual space. I feel as though I barely exist at all outside words on a screen, and the world outside of my own screen is pale and empty.