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Pretty sure my parents turned me into an alcoholic when I was a baby. When I would cry she would sometimes rub whiskey on my gums. Then at age 15 my dad let drink 3-4 beers with him. I instantly knew I love this feeling. 32 now and just keep riding that line between fired and homelessness. Moved back home at 26 because I would call in sick so much because I just wont stop drinking until I pass out. Took two years to move out of their cat shit smelling basement. This ride is only enjoyable when you're smashed... then it dawns on you that its scary as hell.
I dont even try to find a girlfriend or want to hang out with friends.. Get off work, get smashed and fuck around on the internet or play some dumb MMO. I cant stand it when strangers want to spark up a conversation with you at the bus stop. Even with headphones. Is it autistic or spergy to hate socializing. I just had to subtly ask my cousin to leave because she bought weed and wanted to chit chat and I wanted to blow my brains out after nearly 10 minutes.
dude weed
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Dude weed is the shit, you're just some drunk faggot
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>>37780731
weed is cool but not worth interacting with normies
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Yes, weed is good. That is why I sell it and can smoke it for free and typing like a rational person instead of... FAWRLKJ YOUUU
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how do I originally leave 4chan?
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Once you're here, you never leave.
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Get a site blocking app like cold turkey, and block the site. I only come here because I work security and it helps pass the time on weekends.
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Shitty story about my first and only gf ive ever had
>be me 17
>meet this one year older girl on fb through my friend whom ive met on fb too and is couple years older, he is a chad
>we talk about our common shit and she is rly friendly
>we meet her one day and she is the most adorable girl ever but she was really shy and awkward
>both of me and chad are high because we smoked a fat joint for my birthday that was two days ago
>she brought her jojo manga because we both like jojo
>fast forward to when she goes
>both of us talk about how we would fuck her and go to our houses
>fast forward again to a month later, we talk with girl almost all the time
>both of us go out but not on a date
>try to pull the arm around shoulder but both of us are freezing and its rly awkward but i see her msging her friend that its cute
>next day she asks me to start dating her
>date for 2 weeks without seeing each other because we are quite far away from each other
>at this point im super in love already cuz first gf and tfw retarded
>arrange date and super excited
>tfw last minute "im sick i cant come", literally last minute I was at the train station waiting for the train
>supposed to meet next day with chad
>i go, he tells me he invited gf
>iwasntready.mp3
>see her earlier she makes 0 eye contact, barely says anything, cant lighten the mood, dunno what to do
>imlosingher.avi
>we meet chad and chad2 who are both high
>gf mood is better
>we go to chads house
>both chads talk gf is not feeling as bad
>go home talk to each other about it being awkward and that it will be better next time
>next day gf breaks up with me next day while im out in the mall looking for pc parts
>hold back tears for 4 hours
>go back home, cry for a whole week
cont.
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>fast forward few months later still in love with her while she has moved on long ago probably, kept on being best friends btw
>she often talks about chad2
>extremely good friends with chad2
>"I love chad2"
>chad2 comments hearts and cute shit on her post
>they live quite close and i hear rumours theyre together without saying anything, not true but she has gone to his house
>tfw gf has broken up with me 99% because of chad2
Im not even that beta anymore i just feel really cucked still and still kind of like her
its been a year and a half
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>>37780637
>>37780657
>Catching feelings for women
It's like you WANT to get cucked
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>10:30pm
>still hungover from the night before
NANDE
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Me yesterday.
Godspeed anon
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Daily reminder that your crush is having sex with a chad right now. Yes.
Stay positive friends!
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>don't have any hobbies
>don't have any interests
>don't have any talents
>don't have any stories
>don't have any friends
>don't have any passions
>can't hold a conversation about anything with anyone
>lie about meaningless things to temporarily save myself from embarrassment
>can't make eye contact
>can't make decisions about anything
>will never have a career
I will literally never have a girlfriend. it's not possible. I am the most unappealing person that I know. I will live a sad lonely useless life just barely skirting above the poverty line until I die, and they'll put it on my tombstone that I never held a girl's hand and all the kids will vandalize it and kick it down
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>if you want a gf, just be yourself
>you don't have a gf because you're being yourself. You need to change
>you need to get a job
>you're not experienced enough
>you're too slow you're fired
>make some efforts
>not good enough you lazy fuck
>there is someone out there for everyone
>get lost you fucking midget loser
>struggle socially? Go out and talk to random people
>get the fuck away from me you creep
>you need to be confident with women
>shy guys are so cute!!!!!
>you need to go out and do sports instead of playing dnd
>nerdy guys are so cute!!!!!!
>i want a man who respects me
>only fucks chads who treat them like dirt
>it's good to talk about your feelings to someone
>quit being a little bitch and get a job you weakling manchild nobody said it would be easy quit whining you're pathetic
Any other examples of normie hypocrisy?
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>hey man why don't you talk to girls
>"cuz im ugly"
>so what bro, lots of ugly guys gets chicks, its all about confidence
>proceed to drop a big redpill nuke on him, mostly things set in science and studies
>i disagree man, its about confidence
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>getting a handjob from a qt
>she stops stroking when the first spurt comes out
Why do women do this?
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>>37780418
They think you're done.
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tfw hungry
tfw dont want to shit anymore
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>>37780406
I know this feel so well. I hate dookie its fucking disgusting REEEEEE DOOKIE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAEAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEAH
AAAAAAAOEAH
OOOOOOEAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEAH
AAAAEAH
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/r9k/ is really comfy though desu
it's so comfy knowing all the other robots struggle with psych shit and permavirginity
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I know, it's rly comfy if you're not a virgin
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>>37780379
I pity normies that come here for schadenfreude
for the rest of us robies: misery loves company
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>>37780359
Yes, comfy :3
>mom said she's not gonna be around much longer
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>cum simulacrum said there's nothing it can do for her
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test post is testing
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>test post is testing
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Good
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>>37780345
what are you testing though?
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>>37780345
holy shit she's so fucking qt. whats her name?
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>had a dream about falling in love with the perfect girl
>kind of skinny, blonde hair, beautiful face and smile
>wonderful person
>we kissed by a river and looked out over a city at night
>her name was Penelope
>wake up and realize she's not real and that I'll never see her again
Does anyone else know this feel?
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>>37780344
>had a dream about falling in love with the perfect girl
>kind of skinny, blonde hair, beautiful face and smile
>wonderful person
>we kissed by a river and looked out over a city at night
>her name was Penelope
>wake up
Yes, except It's doesn't make feel sad like you. I love these dreams and I wish I had them more often.
Intense good feels
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>>37780435
I mean, I loved it, but realizing that it's all in your head and that she doesn't exist is sad
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>>37780501
I thought about it more, and yes, It's make me Think sometimes after, but this dreams are better than nothing and feel good so I prefer having them
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>be me
>I'm trying to get a 8/10 weeb girl
>we hang around and chitchat almost on daily basis
>but something has changed
>for almost 2 months I try to get a casual date, an she constantly gives excuses
>on Monday she had Birthday and today she had Birthday party for her friends
>I wasn't invited, but AFAIK it's "girls only" party, so I can live with that
>I still want to hang around, so I ask her out if she wants to go for a pizza on the Friday
>"Sorry, Anon, I need prepare my Birthday party"
>"OK, no surprises there"
>It was on Wednesday
>I haven't heard from her since
How much I fucked up /r9k/?
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thats why you chop of your dick and become a trap
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>>37780308
She's just not that into you
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>>37780841
Yeah, I know, but she's the only one that even speaks to me and has the same interests.
>>37780803
I'm way too ugly for trap...