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DANCE DANCE DANCE

energy

Bump for high energy

Let's take a moment and be thankfull for all of this.

>>34175669
Your gums are fucked m8

>>34175669
pics? :( sorry your life is so pathetic and sad anon

Bruh you might have the Gingivitis. Or maybe just get a soft bristle brush and don't go fucking ham on your teeth, who knows what it might be.

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>>34175652
>your GFs kid

>>34175652
A stupid girl isn't what you want

They have a high valued body and too stupid to use it so they get raped and used a lot and they don't think ahead so they cheat and run off impulse

>>34175688
I mean someone who's only HS educated

you'll never clean it properly and your parents will know

Explain how it happened, in great detail

LEAVE THE DOGS OUT OF THIS OP YOU MONSTER

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>>34175648
>girl says i have pretty eyelashes
hehe imagine them with mascara!

>>34175703
I bet you would look qt anon.

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>>34175648
I have girly eyes and eyelashes but everything else is masculine

Very well, son. Off you go. Soon you will realize that it's not 4chan that's so toxic. 4chan is just a website, boy. It's humanity itself that toxifies whatever it touches.

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>>34175645
You'll be back, just don't make a threat about it because nobody cares. Unless you're a fucking NORMIE! In which case NEVER EVER COME BACK YOU FUCKER REEE3

I'm not.I have been completely drained and there's nothing worth saving for me anymore.Might as well embrace it.

All I know is to buy silk suits and expensive cigars. Also having a chauffeur helps.

Yeah showing off wealth is basically afancy way of dealing with how otherwise your life would be empty

I'm not rich but I do have a couple rolexes and i dress the same every day and look broke, that's the only way to be

To be rich you need money.

Getting money is hard as hell these days.

Fuck, you could enroll in uni classes for accounting right now, and after 4 years of busting your ass on schoolwork AND working internships+making connections you STILL might not get a job because of automation and the oversaturated job market (business majors are a fucking PENNY a dozen these days, god knows how bad it will get in 4 years).

>>34175582
Yes, but you'll find them boring, uptight, or 'too nice'

>>34175582
just about 90% of them, good luck kiddo

>>34175618
Where the fuck do you live then?

Strange question. There's no reason not to learn another language. Why German?

You get to learn some stronk accents that makes you sound less of a nu-male

it's a cool language
if you want to learn a "useful" language then learn spanish
but german is still a cool as hell language

>>34175412
What do you put in the hole

>>34175412
because they are 14 grand usd

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>>34175428
The final, fleeting scraps of all of your hopes and aspirations.

Can kind of relate, but for me I immediately lose interest after the first time we've fucked.

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>>34175578
Maybe I'm just autistic or something.

>>34175346
Kinda, its like i already fucked them in my mind

Sometimes I put one finger in my butt to help me fall asleep

I take off all my clothes whenever I'm taking a shit

I do the armpit/pubic hairs thing too OP

>>34175340
>tfw snorted more fent than Duterte

Prolly me desu senpai.

>>34175491
Mate I just inserted 8mg of Suboxone in my anus
Jfmsu

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>>34175340
>tfw fantasize about waiting for marriage and having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

there are no dangers and no risks but normalfags will do their best to hamper it and outlaw it because they know it's better

Of course. Same as any other new media. Hysteria will eventually pass and people will get bored and find something else to be outraged about. It's no big deal.

>>34175338
>catches on

there are vr headsets for $5-$20 at my local supermarket that have become really popular

>>34175321
Don't worry anon, someday you will find a companion... someday

>>34175752
I'm 5'4" and ugly. I'm 24 and have never so much as held hands with a girl. The only times I've ever talked to girls was for work or school. All of my interests are as autistic as I am, like vidya, anime, and tabletop gaming.

>>34175933
At least you arent a minority and just got doubles