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>2020
>Be Dwayne Johnson
>Election Day
>Been working hard on the presidential campaign
>Whip out old line as campaign slogan
>"CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?
>Surprisingly win the hearts of many
>Despite campaign successes, still worried about losing to Zuckerberg
>Win by a hair's breadth
>pic related
>Fast forward to Inauguration Day
>Feeling good
>Crowd in DC is huge
>Even have Jim Ross commentating
>Swear in
>Celebrate with Inaugural Ball
>Feeling great
>Suddenly hear gun shots
>Nobody knows what's going on, but everyone's worried
>Gun shots get closer
>panic.png
>Bodyguards try to escort you to safety, but it's too late
>A group of hooded figures with AR15s enter the ballroom
>They all shoot my bodyguards, but they don't shoot anyone else
>fuck.gif
>Oddly enough, the hooded figures made sure the people broadcasting the event weren't hurt
>wat
>Turns out we're being held hostage
>One hooded figure approaches a camera
>"No Chance In Hell" starts playing
>Hear Jim Ross yell "BAH GAWD THAT'S MCMAHON'S THEME
>Oh. My. God
>Hooded robe unveils himself
>It's Vince McMahon
>IT'S ME, AMERICA! IT WAS ME…ALL ALONG, AMERICA!
>awsonofabitch.mp3
>The McMahon Coup of 2021 is a success
>The US government is overhauled to be replaced by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.
>The world follows the new ideology of McMahonism, where every global and/or national dispute is settled in the ring
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>2013
>The McMahon world government is on thw verge of total domination
>Vince is about to sign a document that established all humans as property of WWE
>*glass shatters*
>BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD
>STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD
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He's losing his shit on Twitter over the bombing of his new movie
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India and Pakistan Rivalry 2017-05-27 01:17:48 Post No.127311008
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India and Pakistan Rivalry
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Why do these two countries hate each other?
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Why do you hate Mexico? You're basically the same culturally and ethnically.
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>>127311110
Why do you cuck of Ostrich and Abbo?
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>>127311110
oh, and linguistically >>127311227
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what goes on in here /pol/?
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Bad odour and degeneracy.
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Ur mum
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Rust programmer meetups
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Are black girls becoming the new asian girls?
Check the hash tag #teamswirl. Black girls are frothing white dick
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How does this kind of bullshit help or better the position of the race, or of any of us as individuals? This shit, all of it, is mind poison to keep you stupid and distracted from making more of your own life.
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>>127310675
Looks like he's about to punch her in the ovaries
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>>127310675
You race mixing whites make me sick. Black girls only want a mixed child so they can have straight hair, no brecause they love you or some weird fetish you have.
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This is pol/ here we like hitler and national socialism. If you newfags don't understand that then GET THE FUCK OUT U KIKE SHILLS
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Sage slide thread
Remember Seth!
Anonymous
H-holy shit!!! Fucking BASED 2017-05-27 12:59:39 Post No.127309612
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H-holy shit!!! Fucking BASED
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>H-holy shit!!! Fucking BASED
kys
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>kys
kys
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>>127310032
no u
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Welcome to /genocide/, get comfy, grab something to drink and let's discuss the funniest phenomenon in existence
>Your favorite genocide
>A genocide which shouldn't have happened
>A genocide which should happened
>would you ever vote for a genocidal politician?
>would you ever participate in a genocide?
Thanks for your attention and don't forget: You only die if you are evil and belong to the bad guys!
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>>127309598
My country's lack of knowledge on the topic makes it really hard for me to participate in this thread.
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>>127309716
this
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armenia shouldn't have happened
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Muslims dindu nuffin according to the Wahhabi Muslims in Manchester.
I'm continuing this thread >>127300470 for an OP because I couldn't comment on it because of the pass bs.
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Trump is such a fucking faggot. I blame him for this attack
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It's ridiculous people are buying that the mosque wasn't an extremist mosque. Wahhabism is extremist.
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>>127309687
We certainly wanted him to cut the head off the snake. Dunno if Trump could've prevented this specific attack, but he isn't doing anything to reverse course.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ifGbIdThxbI
Now he dances with the Wahhabi Saudis and blames Iran for terrorism. :(
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>be me on the way back from Greggs
>woman approaches me holding out a Labour leaflet
>smiles as she says "i hope you will be voting in the election"
>respond with; "yep Conservative"
>she scowls at me as i stride on
Feel smug as fuck right now after shutting that bitch down. How do you deal with these people /pol/?
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>TFW you realise all pro Conservative bong posters are Germans using a proxy wanting to remove us from /pol/
Hows the weather in Berlin OP?
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>>127309480
I was once walking down a street with a couple of friends when some volunteer for some bullshit charity approached us. I think she knew one of my friend somehow, and said "Hey! Would you like to hear about..." and before she could finish I said "NO!" and gave the most evil, the most maniacal laughter that I could muster.
Even though it was mostly for situational humor, I still wouldn't had wanted to take part in any sort of charity.
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>>127309746
It is 25°C here in Manchester, absolutely boiling just got my bathrobe on.
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Who else is /antideutsch/?
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>>127309463
What childishness is this?
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Eeten sounds so beautiful
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We have to stop AfD and the German hegemonical claims in continental Europe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13jcdyXZif8
What happened here? Trump looks extremely angry and then walks away, then walks back to shake jew's hand.
I bet being in Israel must be hell for him honestly
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sick of his autistic handshake shit
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>>127309013
Your President is a senile autist. That is all
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>>127309201
This looks like a targeted gaze than a look of confusion and senility
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What are they books (((they))) don't want you to know about?
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Socrates and the Jews
Don't Make the Black Kids Angry
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The Abolition of Britain
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Culture of critique
How does this video make you feel /pol/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U49nOBFv508
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Gay.
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>>127308961
Reported, enjoy the beheading.
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>>127308695
He changed his mind when he saw the little girls, if you understand what I mean.
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I'm a progressive Buddhist who believes gender is a social construct and that non-violent community organizing is the best way to combat oppression. From fascists or whoever.
Let's not break out our thesaurus and have a real discussion.
You don't know my beliefs, you don't know my views.
Give me the red pill.
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I don't believe you.
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If gender is a social construct then why would Buddha claim Maitreya will be female?
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Buddhist tradition has Manjushri and Avalokiteśvara as male and female. These are the two SIDES of the Buddha. Wisdom and Compassion. get rekt faggot.
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http://nypost.com/2017/05/26/de-blasio-staffer-arrested-for-child-pornography/
why the fuck isn't there a thread about this?
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http://observer.com/2015/12/bernie-sanders-campaign-lawyer-to-challenge-veteran-assemblywoman/
his dad was bernie's campaign lawyer
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bump wtf /pol/ this huge
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>>127308444
Giving you a friendly bump.