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>2020
>Be Dwayne Johnson
>Election Day
>Been working hard on the presidential campaign
>Whip out old line as campaign slogan
>"CAN YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'?
>Surprisingly win the hearts of many
>Despite campaign successes, still worried about losing to Zuckerberg
>Win by a hair's breadth
>pic related
>Fast forward to Inauguration Day
>Feeling good
>Crowd in DC is huge
>Even have Jim Ross commentating
>Swear in
>Celebrate with Inaugural Ball
>Feeling great
>Suddenly hear gun shots
>Nobody knows what's going on, but everyone's worried
>Gun shots get closer
>panic.png
>Bodyguards try to escort you to safety, but it's too late
>A group of hooded figures with AR15s enter the ballroom
>They all shoot my bodyguards, but they don't shoot anyone else
>fuck.gif
>Oddly enough, the hooded figures made sure the people broadcasting the event weren't hurt
>wat
>Turns out we're being held hostage
>One hooded figure approaches a camera
>"No Chance In Hell" starts playing
>Hear Jim Ross yell "BAH GAWD THAT'S MCMAHON'S THEME
>Oh. My. God
>Hooded robe unveils himself
>It's Vince McMahon
>IT'S ME, AMERICA! IT WAS ME…ALL ALONG, AMERICA!
>awsonofabitch.mp3
>The McMahon Coup of 2021 is a success
>The US government is overhauled to be replaced by World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.
>The world follows the new ideology of McMahonism, where every global and/or national dispute is settled in the ring
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>2013
>The McMahon world government is on thw verge of total domination
>Vince is about to sign a document that established all humans as property of WWE
>*glass shatters*
>BAH GAWD IT'S STONE COLD
>STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD
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He's losing his shit on Twitter over the bombing of his new movie
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Well at least manlets will finally learn, because midgets don't get to be champs
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LMAO
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>The Rock vs Zuckerberg on a debate stage
>the talking shit among each other during primaries
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>>127311509
>>127311186
Truly this would be greatest political show down in history. Forget the assassination of Caesar, forgot the Warring States. This is the moment history will remember.
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I love Dwayne Johnson but he would be the very essence of a puppet president.
Wouldn't vote for him any more than I would pay to see his films.
And I haven't paid for one of them in my entire life outside Southland Tales, and I hadn't realised Richard Kelly was a hack at that point.
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>>127311567
It's not really losing his shit, more like damage control by speaking directly to already biased fans.
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>>127311710
The Rock vs Kanye in 2020.
The world will explode
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>>127311925
And so will credible governments.
>Hey Goyim, pick your favourite entertainer or your other favourite entertainer, it's in your best interest
People can give Trump as much shit as they want about being a reality star but we know he had ambitions for presidency three decades ago, he was able to build himself and empire and the establishment hates him.
Kanye or the Rock would be beyond a joke. Both would be puppets of the first order.
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>>127311186
Kek'd hard
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