Campaigner shills

>>127309480

>TFW you realise all pro Conservative bong posters are Germans using a proxy wanting to remove us from /pol/

Hows the weather in Berlin OP?

>>127309480
I was once walking down a street with a couple of friends when some volunteer for some bullshit charity approached us. I think she knew one of my friend somehow, and said "Hey! Would you like to hear about..." and before she could finish I said "NO!" and gave the most evil, the most maniacal laughter that I could muster.

Even though it was mostly for situational humor, I still wouldn't had wanted to take part in any sort of charity.

>>127309746
It is 25°C here in Manchester, absolutely boiling just got my bathrobe on.

>>127310254

>weather in Manchester
23°C rain with potential for thunder.... Hanz you're not fooling anyone, the use of the ° is autism levels that only a German would reach to, and before you point the obvious I'm only using it because I stole it using copy pasta.

>>127309480
>Not being a campainger shill and dominating normies in public by accousting them with leaflets and RW slogans
Doing it wrong OP

File: 57cdf625d61c416b585a21f9aafab754.jpg (34KB, 378x577px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 378x577px

>>127310880
Joking aside, the conservatives are the only party with the potential to achieve majority; something that would be necessary to negotiate a successful Brexit deal for your county. Why would you Germans want that now?

>>127311173
I'd rather not get done for hate-speech, thanks

Labour and the blib dempfs seem to have my fucking name and address somehow

>buzzer rings

>hello is that mr anon anonson?

>who are you

>hi my name is matthew i'm campaigning on behalf of the labour party in the upcoming general election

>oh... good luck with that

I could have been mean but i don't wanna get reported for thought crimes...

>>127311916

Germans on /pol/ want Tory's for Britain so bongs can't go on /pol/.

>The rain has just started
>Saturday afternoon
>Fucking C O M F Y
>Door goes
>It's another "dark skinned scottish" person telling me how to vote
>Slam door and rub my dick on the curtains
>(I actually just said no thank you and closed it normally)

LET ME ENJOY IT, thunders coming soon lads get hype

>>127312167
I guess you dont use facebook.. right?

Almost all your data is sold and brought by almost anybody, your bank, your electricity supplier.. if they have some data about you they can profile you whithout any problem.

>>127309480
I had some dick from the socialist workers party knock on my door the others day, we had an interesting conversation about how much of a cunt he was