hey so does this show have a recommended viewing guide thanks
>>30186485
No.
>>30186485
season one and be done. everything else is fanfiction
>>30186485
1. Friendship is Magic parts 1&2
2. Boast Busters
3. The Show Stoppers
4. The Cutie Pox
5. The Mysterious Mare Do Well
6. Baby Cakes
7. Dragon Quest
8. One Bad Apple
9. Spike At Your Service
10. Rainbow Falls
11. It Ain't Easy Being Breezies
12. Somepony To Watch Over Me
13. Appleoosa's Most Wanted
14. Princess Spike
15. What About Discord
16. All of Season 6 except Saddle Row Review and Top Bolt (stay away from those)
>"I know you're new to being a human, Starlight. But we have a certain...process here for new horse girls like yourself"
>"Like what?"
>Sunset slides her hand down Starlight's back and grips her rear
>"W-what are you doing?"
>"Shhh, just eat your ice cream"
>>30186289
But...Glimglam doesn't have any ice cream...
OP can't even poorly RP a picture correctly.
>>30186289
Get out humans ecksdee
>>30186289
Might get better luck if you go here
>>30100769
hey guys, /bant/ here.
Is this fucking true?
>>30184388
Go here please
>>30186077
No, mlp doesn't raid anyone
>>30186077
No, it's not. We don't raid.
>tfw we were supposed to see Flutterfags get cucked and Apple parents headcanons shattered this weekend
>tfw we won't get those episodes until September
>>30185903
wait, has it been confirmed for september?
for real?
that's like, in 3 fucking months ughhh
Neverever
>>30185903
They're just making sure Flutterfags' ropes arrive in time.
Do you think he would have a chance with any of the Mane 6, and if so, then which one the most?
>>30185627
Glimmer
>>30185627
My asshole
>>30185627
Spike, since he's a little gayboi
I nominate Spike
>>30185485
Shimmer
>>30185485
At the current moment, probably Rainbow Dash
Zesty Gourmand
>replace the main character with a new one
>the show actually gets better
Has any other show been able to pull this off?
>>30185325
Eat a dick, shitposting mobilefag
>>30185336
You're crying in the rain
>>30185371
>abloo glimmy wimmy VA also voiced barbie lol
>ur tears in teh rain my guy xDDD
that's nice, junior
does this trigger you canonfags?
>>30185047
But this is canon, why would it trigger me?
What episode of FiM is this?
>>30185063
The new EQG special.
Still, we are fucked. They pulled the finger on all of us. We can never recover from this.
Starlight Glimmer? I'm CHS
Fosgitt haters BTFO
>>30184778
this is your brain on Fosgitt.gif
>>30184763
You're a cute mare.
>Take Huperzine A
>Take Melatonin
>Go to sleep
>Have a life-like dream where I am in the Ever-free forest on a summer night, very episode S1E2 vibe like.
>It feels warm and fuzzy, as if coming back home after a long journey, despite the eerie look of the place
>I raise my head up and I can see that iconic purple sky filled with stars and falling comets
>Up above my horizon, through a gap in the dense foliage I can see the Canterlot castle glued to the side of a cliff on a distant mountain
>For just a moment, I feel as if years of hard-work have finally paid off and now I get to truly be here
>I suddenly lose control of the dream
>I am now in the darkest area of the forest
>Performing oral sex on Applejack, and having sex with her
>I still remember how her winking clitoris felt in my tongue as it pulsed
>I can still remember the feeling of penetrating her marehood with my manrod
>I never asked for this, at least not in the last year
Have I found the real portal to Equestria?
Why have these dreams now, that I hardly watch the show anymore?
Why did my brain decide to have sex with a background prop?
So many questions left unanswered...
>>30184422
Too bad I can't dream. I've never developed that ability. This sounds like heaven OP.
>>30184422
You had my attention until the fucking, whilst I'd like to believe when entering the portal to Equestria you end up face first in pony pussy, I find it even more unlikely than taking several different chemicals before falling asleep being the actual portal itself
also
>hardly watch the show anymore
>background props
nice memes fag of the fandomBut nontheless, have a (You)
>>30184422
>ever-free forest
>ever-free
that's really funny for some reason
I want to expose Rarity's nudity to the world
Real talk, it's hot that the ponies are just walking around with their pussies and anuses exposed
>>30184696
They actually hide it with their huge ass tails, but at any moment can flash their bits at a passer by.
If your waify has a small tail, she is a huge slut.
>>30184722
Given the distance of the tails we usually see, they're not hiding them well enough
I made a Fallout Equestria greentext, Fallout Pony general is a go
>you are a humanpony, living in the Fallout 3 world
>your companions are Fluttergore, Mintbitch and Princess Rothoof
>they are humanponys, walking on two feet and packing humongous racks
>our journey begins as you escape your birthvault
>for years your most dominant thought has been somewhere along the lines of ”fuck you, overseer, you can’t keep me locked up in here forever!”
>your mareharem (marem) follows you due to their immense respect for your rebellious attitude
>basically you guys form a team and you’re the boss pony
>after freeing yourself from the captivity of an underground shelter, you decide that finding rations and supplies is priority number one
>there are homes nearby and you entertain the possibility of starting your career as a raider
>without giving it too much thought you proceed to raid one of the homes
>you kick the front door in
>your mares are scared and trying to stop you
>Mintbitch is strongly opposed to killing anyone or doing immoral things
>you all agree to no killing
>however, you think stealing and blackmale is okay in a post-apocalyptic environment: every manpony for himself
>>30184254
>as you kick in the door of one of the homes you find a fillyfoal in there all alone
>the fillyfoal looks sad and you deduce that her mothermare was killed by raiders
>you feel resentment towards those raiders which is ironic since just a minute ago you chose the path of a raider
>looks like the home is full of valuables, drugs etc.
>you deduce that it’s morally plausible to at least steal drugs from the house because a young fillyfoal shouldn’t be around such things
>Princess Rothoof suggests you guys find a new home for the fillyfoal
>seems kinda shifty and dangerous, going around protecting a fillyfoal who can’t fend for herself yet
>Fluttergore says nothing, just stares into the distance with her stone-cold gaze
>with her tits swinging, Mintbitch gets all fired up and joins Princess Rothoof and agrees that we can’t leave fillyfoal alone in here
>you sigh
>”fine..” you say, as you think these mares will one day be the end of you
>as your mares comfort the little fillyfoal in the livingroom, you browse through every shelf and cabinet in the house for supplies and tradeable goods
>you find uranium glass, knives and 15 AK-47 rifles
>that’s right: fifteen of ’em
>you think to yourself that you must give one to each of ur mares and hide the rest in a stash where you can come get them later
>”the less weapons available to other raiders, the better”
Past Sins > Fallout "let's steal the entire story from Fallout 3" Equestria
>>30184257
>”what’s your name, little one?” you hear Rothoof ask the fillyfoal
>”Fillyfoal”, she replies in a soft, nearly stuttering voice
>”wow, talk about a coincidence, huh” says Rothoof in surprise
>”would you like to team up with us to find you a new home?”
>”I-I don’t know.. I want mommy!”
>”..we.. we’ll find your mommy, I promise.!” Rothoof said, knowing her mothermare is probably lying dead somewhere in the wasteland.
>everyone looked at Rothoof, slight awkwardness creeping in the atmosphere
>still, everyone knew they’d have to at least try to find her mothermare
Fillyfoal was dressed in a tarnished pre-war dress and our company of five was ready to head out into the wasteland.
>you step out of the house and slap Mintbitch on the flank, gesturing her to get going
>her marebutt is soft yet firm at the same time
>this confusing paradox of a soft hard butt fuels you and gives your daily life a sense of mystery and wonder
>no matter how many times you’ve given her butt a tap, she still flinches every time
>”heh.”, you think to yourself
>Fluttergore looks at you with disgust. she knows what you’re up to.
>Fluttergore isn’t the friendliest pony around, but she knows how to handle herself
>you think that one day this dyke-haired tsundere will prove useful
to be continued if you guys want more...
>Telesits behind you
>>30183445
>notices horn
OwO wats dis
>>30183445
>Punches inside you
>>30183474
Violence is bad for your soul.
Is there anything this pony can't do?
>>30183343
Be better than Nyx
>>30183343
Stop it Vogel.
Or God will reach down from heaven and sage you.
>>30183343
she can't keep her ice cream from falling on the floor
How does this pic make you feel?
>>30182612
Sad.
My waifu isn't in it.
>>30182612
nostalgic.
>>30182612
>no wings Twi
Feels good, man.