I need more Dyx in my life
>>30599242
I'm sure you have plenty already OP.
>>30599242
you mean in your ass
>>30599287
>>30599291
Hasbro actually made their own official Human in Equestria story.
This can't be real.
Sauce:
http://www.hallmark.com/gifts/books/personalized-books/my-little-pony-personalized-book-1CBK2132.html
>>30599189
>Available for boys or girls.
Is anyone really shocked by this?
Anyone at all?
>No custom skin tone color wheel
>No green skin option
Keikaku ruined. I was actually gonna spend $45 on it too.
Also anyone else notice you can select boy but with girl outfit? I'm thinking of getting one anyway to Moot from Anonymous.
She may not have personality but she is too cute.
I like herbesides Sugarcoat
I can understand somewhat 'liking' sugarcoat
but sunny
why
We have absolutely no idea what she's like, what she wants, expect or is good at
Just pick a real shadowbolt waifu like everyone else dude
ONE SIDE. Best waifu coming through.
Is everyone in this alternate universe a furry?
>"UUNNFFF"
>"UUUHHHH! UUUNFF!
>"HHHHNNNNNNNNNGGG!!!"
>"UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF!"
>Rainbow Dash moaned
>>30598312
Y-you don't like my fan fic?
>>30598312
>>30598312
>"Stop Anon! I need to poo!"
Some some marijuana, there's a good lad :D
Glim Glam makes the best faces
>>30598094
yes. best faces.
>>30598094
>/mlp/_catalogue.jpg
Vogel wants his "alicorn" OC to be meme worthy, so he has he make meme faces all the time
she is shit and is ruining the show
Vogel shows us why fans should never get to have a say in the production of the show
What are some times the show made you want to party?
>>30597512
season two finale
>>30597512
https://youtu.be/AwLxQFr8QI4
>>30597512
That episode with Cheese Sandwich. The episode itself was alright, but the song is what made it my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Z-YRJ9Y2YI think it gets to me because I've never really experienced that sort of happiness. Let alone with friends. But for a moment, it lets me pretend that I've accomplished something worthy of being proud of and I have people around me that care.
It gives me something to think about other than a valid reason to kill myself.
Life is a lil fractured ain't it? no wonder ppl like ponies!
Book:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11h8K7cfLDZjmwzBkNy0D61lftHKnsf5R48dHOW0xOnc/edit?usp=sharing
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/mercy/
>A moment of silence passes as the unicorn takes in the Doctor's orders.
>He doesn't look too confident, if you do say so yourself.
>The kind of expression of not getting what you expected, like ordering an ice cream and finding out that they only have the worst flavour left.
>"I...well that makes sense, b-but is there anything else you can do?"
>Doc Pill's face is as neutral as usual.
>>"Not unless you mind staying here. There's only so much we can do without more data, and that takes time."
>The younger stallion shakes his head.
>"No...no, I'm sure. I'll have to get back to my house, but I can come back tomorrow! How's that sound?"
>Pill shrugs.
>"Do what you must. It's getting late though, you may want to get moving."
>>"Right."
>Norm goes to leave, brushing the chair aside as he moves.
>He nearly trips out the door. Pill watches the pony introduce his snout to the wall with a reserved expression.
"Uh...maybe I should walk with him? Make sure he gets home alright?"
>>"...perhaps that's for the best. You could work on your bedside manner."
>He leans in to whisper to you.
>>"Get the feeling that his problem is something more..." He taps the base of his horn. "...mental. Keep an eye out."
>The Doctor steps past you and magics the door open in time for him to fall on his face.
>>"Right then! Why don't you come back tomorrow and we can do a more thorough checkup? My assistant here will make sure you get home safe."
>Norm is helped up and dusted off in Pill's telekinesis and the two of you are out not a moment later.
[cont.]
>>30597225
>Anima's buildings aren't tall enough yet to completely block out the sunset, giving the street a good bit of illumination as workers come to light up the street
lamps.
>Your charge directs you through the streets as you keep pace nearby, with thankfully much less crashing this time. He's mostly silent otherwise.
>Personally you're beginning to wonder if your first thoughts were correct. Electrolyte/salt imbalance *is* the most direct cause, but...
>Doc Pill suggested it could be more...psychological.
>But Norm was adamant about not getting treatment so you will just have to oblige for now and wait for him to come back tomorrow.
>...no reason you can't try to figure it out in the meantime though. A recently Cutie Marked pony overuses their talents for spellcasting and just so happens to
get the consequence they were always told they would? A little fishy, even foul play is unlikely.
>The walk is relatively short, just a few streets away from the clinic. He stops at the end of the road.
>"Okay...I think that's all. I'll go in the rest of the way by myself, don't want to make them suspicious..."
>He smiles lightly and holds his hoof out towards a blue post box.
>"Thanks for bringing me back, I-I'll be back for a check-up tomorrow, promise!"
[cont.]
>>30597228
"You're going back home like this? But...you're blind."
>Waving your arm in front of his face to say 'Hey, I'm over here', you drag him to properly face you.
>"Not just yet! I can still see things in front of me...just not really far things."
>His brow furrows to hold a mild squint.
>Closing your eyes with a sigh you shake your head.
"Still, I can't just leave your alone. Why would your family be suspicious anyway? Won't you tell them about..."
>It took but a moment, but all you see is the retreating rear of the pony growing smaller as he trots down the street.
"...right. See you tomorrow."
>You make haste back through the streets with nothing left to keep you out.
>It's getting late after all, and you'd rather not spend it outside if there's nothing to do.
>Part of you wanted to ask if he'd noticed any other issues before this supposed blind spell, but you feel like the answer would be either insubstantial...or something embarrassing he wouldn't admit to.
>Either way...
>You're almost back at the clinic now, the cobblestones and signboards taking on familiar looks.
>The sound of something hitting a hardwood floor echoes down the street, followed by crashing.
>It's hard to tell, but it almost sounds like...
>You push the clinic's front doors open with your magic and step inside.
>The front end looks...quiet. A door hangs ajar down the hall...a certain patient's room.
>But you see some signs of dropped equipment on the floor.
"Hello? Doc?"
>The door slams shut behind you, pushed with some unseen weight. It makes you jump.
>Doc Pill glares at you from the side, the rest of his head not very mobile due to being...embedded into the door.
>He snorts, tail flicking in annoyance.
>"Heart...you've got some explaining to do."
Okay, so, here's the thingIt's been months since I last ran DNH and coming back now...I don't feel any more into it. I like the world I've made and the characters, but the plot has been less than interesting, to put it lightly.I want opinions on this. I just wanted to try longer updates for about a week just to see how it'd turn out before I have to go away for a few months, and after these few days of RL getting in the way...I can safely say that nothing new has come into my head. And seeing so few immediate replies takes my motivation for a nosedive because it felt (and still kinda does) like there just isn't much interest. Not that I can really blame anyone. Story's bad, this whole in-quest day has been nothing but fillerI'm close to declaring the plot unsalvagable and making plans to restart the whole thing, rehash the plot, do it over with hopefully even less mistakes next time.I feel like there are things I should've done better,
but I'm doubting I can fix them easily with the current state of things.Either option won't be happening anytime soon though.
ITT: We discuss literally anything mlp related and see how long we can make it before it just devoles into forced shitposting, political arguments, and fetish shit.
I'm estimating about 1-10 posts
Shitpost
What do I win?
>>30596631
no u
>>30596631
Fuck you and your /b/-tier faggotry you stupid nigger
Still the best pony
>>30596590
DIVIDED
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>>30596590
>rape
>>30596590
We need more threads like that now.
So, I bought this toy partially because I wanted a bigger Twilight as well as for its design gimmick: Twilight sings a song alone, but Spike has an NFC thing in him that causes it to become a duet when you hold him close to her. The song they're singing was confirmed to be from the Movie. It is called, I assume,We've Got This Together.
Here's the limited lyrics on the toy, which is sung by not-Rebecca Schoichet and not-Cathy Weseluck:It's time to show 'em what you've got
Time to go and get things done
But you don't have to do it on your own
'Cause you've got friends right here to make it fun!
We got this
You got this
We got this together!
Honestly the idea is rather cute, it's just a shame that this is a brushable and it's not done by the original VAs.
>>30596543
>song version of were all gonna make it brah
pony edit when?
>>30596543
I've said this before and I'll say it again: that doll sounds EXACTLY like Jenny Nicholson from FiW doing her Twilight voice.
And not a single person can prove me wrong.
>>30596589
It's not even really that close.
UP AND DOWN THE STREET THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT TRASH
alright /mlp/ just be honest. would you? what conditions would be required if you had to?
>>30596481
>conditions
Just that she doesn't give me horse aids or something
I am all for fucking zebras with black coal pussy
>>30596481
No. My pony virginity belongs to another.
I mean, Tempest's reaction to be a cripple was to do that, and things seem to be working out okay for her.
>>30596456
Scoots does idolize a domestic terrorist...
>>30596484
Yep
Dashfags disregarded it with "LOL EVERYBODY DOES SIMILAR BULLSHIT IN DA SHOW SO IT IS FINE" right away.
>>30596484
Dash confirmed for final villain of the series. Which she'll suck at-- just like everything else in life.
Since EQD won't do it, we will.Happy Birthday to you, Mama Faust.
>>30596037
We already have a Happy Birthday thread dumbo >>>30590743
>>30596089
>implying one is enough
get out you normie
>>30596097
Normie?!
When you were just learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME
I was being trained, to conquer galaxies!