They actually did it

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>>30599189
>Available for boys or girls.

Is anyone really shocked by this?
Anyone at all?

>No custom skin tone color wheel
>No green skin option
Keikaku ruined. I was actually gonna spend $45 on it too.
Also anyone else notice you can select boy but with girl outfit? I'm thinking of getting one anyway to Moot from Anonymous.

>>30599189

Porn of the ponified child when?

>>30599210
not massively

kids probably want to go to equestria too to meet their favorite characters

>>30599189
Every day we stray further from Faust's light.

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You do know that they did it before you started reading your self inserts fucking ponies, right?
You do know that they were doing it before you were even born, right?
Is that you jimfag?

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>a book made especially for you by Aunt Sarah


Aunt Sarah pls

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>>30599189
>kid becomes a mare
>not a filly
Really?

>>30599189
I'M NOT MEGAN, I'M MY OWN ORIGINAL CHARACTER REAGAN

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>>30599282
Reagan was first you fucker.

next question, how many of you guys are gonna actually do it for yourselves?

>>30599189
Handyman if you read that looks like it's time to retire

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>>30599282
How embarassing!

>>30599189
You can actually read through the whole book online without paying for anything.

>>30599236
>Finally make it to Equestria
>kids also made it so Equestria must follow a strict PG rating.

>>30599334
I am going to brush my waifu's mane so fucking hard.

>>30599320
Parents are paying for the chance to "ponify" their kids as a present to them. The actual story is meaningless.

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>>30599334
>kids in equestria
NO, NO GODDAMNIT, GOD NO

>>30599240
calm your lard-filled tits, you fucking autist

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>>30599399
Hey jimfag!

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>>30599282
OH NO I'M INEXPLICABLY INFLATING AGAIN!!!

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>>30599359
It's okay, they all turned into cute fillies instead of annoying sproglets. Everything is fine. IT'S ALL GONNA BE OKAY.

>>30599356
Exactly. But we can have fun.

>>30599189
>once again breaking the retarded headcanon of ponies the size of house cats
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>30599588
That's always a good thing.

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>>30599189
>help Rainbow Dash get better quick
Fuck. This is Dashfag bait. I want to help Dash get better quick.
Noice, you can generate a full preview with your name and shit. This may come in handy.

>>30599189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

>>30599237
Lauren, pls

>>30599334
WRITEFAGS I NEED THIS NOW

>>30599189
As long as she's ponified, it's cool.

>>30599588
I thought it was that poners are around 4ft tall

with celestia around 5'11

where the hell is the cat thing from

>>30599334
>Anon loses his cock/nobody knows what sex is
>He can't swear anymore
>There's no alcohol so he can't drown his misery either

>>30599189
i can't believe kids made it to equestria before us
also cover looks like shit

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>>30599189
>trying to start shit and drama

>>30599964
>where do you think we are? 4chan?

>>30599784
Ponies are 3'6", though some with unique builds (read: Luna, Cadence, now Twilight, Big Mac for instance) reach 4'0" to 4'5", whereas Celestia's probably 6'0".

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>>30599994
>Celestia is taller than you

>>30600002
When will you ever learn?

>>30599334
>>30599787
Things that are canon in Equestria:
>Reproduction
>Death
>Alcohol (Cider)
>Body pillows
>Zephyr's wank tissues
Not even the kids are safe tbqh.

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>>30599189

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>get written into equestria
>but it's a rainbow dash episode

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It's over guy, this little guy will cum inside all the waifus

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IS THIS CANON, /MLP/?!

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>>30600532
that's how close we'll get to cum inside rainbow dash

Why are they all doctors, though? I joke that we should tell our kids "you can be anything, but not an astronaut because NASA is broke", but with all the advancement in space technology, who knows. Maybe they can be an astronaut.

Where's my astronaut/child/pony hybrid, Hasbro?

>>30600532
G R E E N E D

>>30600532

>joshua
>josh

Josh Haber is cucking all the fandom?

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I'm jealous.

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>>30600715
Oh my god. This book WAS made especially for m00t!

>>30600584
Never, ponies cannot into space.

>>30600742
Time to stand in front of my mirror and announce that I'm a doctor every night for the rest of my life just in case.

>>30600584
If ponies went into space they might realize that Celestia and Luna are full of shit.

Alright, hold on niggers. I'm gonna screencap the story and put it all into a pdf so we can send it to m00t.

>>30599189
>where your child bevomes a pony too.
Reading comprehension.

>>30599189
Wait so does she have knowledge of equestria when she goes there.
I am so fucking glad that bullshit died out in aie

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>>30600772
Or they might find something worse than Discord waiting for them.
Post aliens.

>>30600481
>porny

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>>30599431
I'm not saying this was caused by aliens, but it helps me sleep at night to not consider the alternative too much.

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>>30600833
{Shuma Gorath}

>>30600742
This page seems too feminine for a book that's going to be for both genders.

>>30600002
Why you dont ever learn?

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>>30600537
IS NOT ME FUCKING MY WAIFU
SO NO ITS NOT FUCKING CANON! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30600742
>this is getting a bit out of hand

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>>30600856
I blame Kevin Keene, but only because I still think he deserves credit.

>>30600457
>canon
I don't think you know what this word mean
I know how hot it is to think about Fluttershy picking up Zephyr's used tissues with her mouth and shit, but that's not what I'd call CANON, dude

>>30599189
Really nigga?

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Alright, fags, I'm about to assemble the book. If you want to send m00t your own message post it here and I'll cap it and assemble a poster page to include in the pdf.

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Male Anon version

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>>30601149

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>>30601172

>>30601149
It begins.

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>>30601194

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>>30601207

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>>30601226

>>30601226
>Like his favorite Equestria friend
Literally /ourguy/

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>>30601238

I feel like we committed some unholy crime and now we’re being punished. Like we pissed someone at hasbro off and they’re doing this to fuck with us...

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>>30601242

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>>30601251

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>>30601271

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>>30601280

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>>30601300

>>30601149
Tell him he's a faggot.
Also his waifu a good.

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>>30601311
And there we go. Now all we need is the cutie mark shooped to be the 4chan clover.

>>30601322
nice Photoshop.

>>30601338
I didn't photoshop anything. That's why I said the only thing that would make this story perfect was if all the m00t ponies had the 4chan symbol instead of the default story one.

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>>30601149
We miss you you fucking faggot.

>>30601149
You should probably make a seperate thread to draw attention to the thing so we can get all the messages to moot.

>>30599189
>Hallmark personalized book
So Hallmark has started printing crappy fanfics for money now?

>>30601578
It just means your name on the book.

>>30599994
Fuck Celestia still taller than me.

>>30601271
> I love Rainbow Dash too
Fucking PINK'D

>>30600742
Holy fuck ahahaha

>>30601172
That should do

>>30599189
>your kid can go to equestria too!
>order it
>it's just an exit bag

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So which one of this board's disposable income-addled idiots is gonna buy a hard copy?

>>30601149
Moot please come back hiro wont stop selling my personal info to google

P.S. please delete my love for traps from the Google database while you're still there

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>stand in front of mirror with a stethoscope proclaiming to be a doctor every night
>finally have a portal open up and a silhouetted figure beckoning
>rush though portal
>as the light from the portal begins to fade, a familiar voice speaks out
>"Dr. Anon, I'm CIA."

>Becoming a pony
>not staying Human
No thanks.

>>30599189
Am I the only one who's curious about why the kid is dressed as a doctor?

>>30603415
>not wanting to be a pony
why are you even here, anon?

>>30603591
For HUMAN in Equestria green.
Becoming a pony beats the entire concept of it, might as well just use some OC pone.

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Isn't Reagan the girl's name from "The Exorcist"?

>>30602732
I might buy one for my sister.
Bear in mind my sister is a grown adult. 16 or 17 or something, not sure which. I just know how much the ponies used to trigger her so it should be interesting to see her reaction to getting it.

>>30600530
Truly there is no worse punishment.

>>30599431
Kek

>>30599189
$45.

Holy shit. that's big bank.

>>30604197
For you

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>>30603609
>For HUMAN in Equestria green
I'm saddened by your existence.

>>30600715
>>30601158
>Male
>Gets turned into a mare
The obnoxious Twitter-Christfag was right! Ponies are turning children to sin!

m00t has very pretty eyes, tho...

ITT: cunts who haven't seen Gen1.
I am disappoint

>>30605352
It was shit then, and it's shit now.

>>30605379
same is said for G4

>>30599942
Based

>>30599942
should have made the human a boy and the pony a girl

>>30605389
Now you're just projecting.

>>30605509
it's true, the show has only ever been "meh"
you're too invested into the show to see that you've literally wasted 7 years of your life to a glorified toy commercial

>>30605520
>opinions
Damn, that takes me back. All those previous-gen cunts who were salty that G4 got popular. All the old excuses for why they were widely regarded as trash, all the claims of bias and narrow-mindedness, crushed, just like that.

Shit was so cash, brah.

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>>30599784
>>30599994
>a bunch of neckbeards could still be taller than Celestia
Let's not get crazy now.

>>30605582
Yeah, I remember seeing salty soccer moms comments complaining about G4 ponies looking like pokemons or some shit
>implying G1 fat hippos look like ponies

>>30605613
I would a sun horse of that size

>>30600002
haha, spotted the M A N L E T

>>30601149
Message for moot:

Please, uncuck the website you made and physically remove Hiroshima, as well as the cuck mods, at once. faggot.

>>30605613
That horse is too big

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>>30599588
The size of fucking house cats?
Really? This was a thing?!

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>>30599994
>tfw you're 6' 1
sweet

>>30599784
>>30599588
some autist had a head cannon of the ponies being that small and defended it to the point of declaring the show wasn't cannon.

>>30599189
>And a little help from Rarity, Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie and all the pony friends
>Apple Jack

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>>30600002
Thats my fetish. I love tall girls.

>>30599189
>no mayosexual, helisexual or bicuckrious gender.
So much for equality

>>30599282
>>30599431
kek

>>30599942
Perfect

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>>30605613
That's way too fucking tall.
Dash and the mane six are about 2.5-3ft tall, not 6 ft tall. celestia is probably that big, but not your average pony.

>>30600002

>Celestia being taller than me being a problem
No that's how my boner activates.

>>30608806
Are there any attempts to scale them based on this?

>>30608806

Is this what it's like to be Pegasus Cavalry in Warhammer?

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>>30608806
I haven't incorporated that particular pic, but with pic related, they appear to be about the same size
each apple is supposedly 4 inches tall

>>30608806
>>30611456
Still don't know where these are from.

>>30611650
>>30608806 is from the 'after credit' scenes right after friendship games (no idea how we call them, you know, the gags and fails at the end of jackie chan movies)
And >>30611456 is from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A

>>30600002
>not 6'6''
Fucking manlets.

>>30605613
>Arabian horse
Horse =/= pony

>>30599588
What kind of retard claimed house cat sized ponies outside of artistic reinterpration?

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>>30612171
>Saddle Arabians

>>30612182
No one, just for snuggle purposes.

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ah
ahhhh

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>>30611456
>>30608806
Also relevant.

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>>30600742
Dr. m00t? I'm CHS

>>30600850
Probably was just written with girls in mind, until Hasbro said "no no, do it for both" at the last second.

>>30612182
>>30612182
Ever since My Little Dashie became a meme way back when, a chuck of the fandom of are obsessed with ponies that can fit into box and them having an almost infant state. It bizarre that they never consider that part of the appeal for ponies for the core little girl audience are magical creatures they can RIDE on.

>>30613115
Infantilising the Mane Six has always been creepy to me in general. They're grown-ass adults with jobs, and are probably more successful than most of us here.

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>>30608806
>EQGs are human.
Lol. LPS (by the same team) people at least call themselves humans.

EVERY averaged sized mlp pony are to scale so that middle schooler could comfortable ride on one. It's been that way since G1. Or you try to pretend that doesn't exist. Here's a hint. It actually had human in it!

>>30611456
That's retarded to assume that every exaggerated item in Equestria is to human world scale and not ponies'. Do you assume that every bunny looks and has the model of Angel? And Applejack's dog alone counters your scale btw.

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>>30613179
Also there was a commercial with the same scale.

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>>30599189

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>>30613179
>>30613200
LPS is not part of the mlp franchise so it counts for nothing
>That's retarded to assume that every exaggerated item in Equestria is to human world scale and not ponies'
I didn't mess with anything but overlay the images and set certain parts to be the same size, which makes everything line up
such as AJ and Twilight are the same height and the curve on the horse chests matches and the apples from both scenes are the exact same size

>Do you assume that every bunny looks and has the model of Angel?
why would I?

>Applejack's dog alone counters your scale btw.
we haven't seen a Winona in EqG yet

not to mention that we already have a "canon" pic of size comparison to the EqG girls and an FiM pony with the cover of the first movie

>>30599696
>"Whoa the portal worked!"
>"Time to find the Mane 6"
Johnny aimlessly wounders around the everfree forest for days until he somehow ends up in ponyville.
>"Hey looks it's Ponyville!"
Said Johnny as he slowly entered the town.
His inner 12 year old clopper instincts kick in and he wants to violenly fuck everypony he sees on sight.
No Stallion or Mare was safe from Johnny's dick
He spots Bon Bon and is about to run up and rape her right in front of everyone, when he suddenly remembers what Slenderman told him.
>"If you do anything that is beyond the show's rating, you will instantly get sucked back. Don't fuck up."
>"Shit I forgot about that."
Johnny thought to himself.
The thought made him contemplate on what he can't do.
He knew he coudln't swear, show his penis, or kill anything.
>I guess i'll just hang out with the mane 6.
As soon as he he was spotted everyone pony within a 50 mile radius instantly gathered around him and began to stare.
His ass clinched as a familiar mint green mare began to run towards him.
>A HUMAN I KNEW THEY WERE REAL!!!
>"Crap it's Lyra"
Lyra lunged towards the prepubesent boy and landed right on top of him.
She then proceeds to touch every inch of the Johnny's body, all while rubbing up against his crotch.
>"OH MY GOSH HE FEELS SO SQUISHY!!!!"
Even though Lyra didn't have any genitals, just the feeling of her curvs rubbing against Johnny's gym shorts was enough to make him prematurely ejaculate.
>"Fuck this."
Said Johnny out loud as he got up, lifted Lyra up in the air, remove his shorts, and expose his wiener for all of ponyville to see.
Everypony woundered what Johnny was about to do, when he suddenly grabbed Lyra's head with both of his hands and then shoved his dick into her mouth while closing his eyes.
>Aww yea....
Johnny went dead quiet.
Instead of feeling Lyra's tounge on his shaft he felt nothing but cold air.
He opened his eyes and then came to the realization that he was back in Slenderman's mansion.

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>>30599189
>select gender
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30601238
>all these overused vectors

>>30614851
>"I was so close."
Said Johnny as he stared at his penis.
Slenderman walked downstairs with his pajamas on and grinned at Johnny.
>"I knew you'd fuck up."
Said Slenderman as he took a sip of some hot beef roman noodle flavored water.
>"I knew I would eventually, but I didn't even get to meet Rainbow Dash."
Johnny pulled up his pants and began to fantasize about the wacky adventures he would have had with the cyan rainbow maned pegasus.
>"Whatever. Even if I did get to hang out with Dashie and the rest of the Mane 6 I would have probably tried to fuck her at some point."
>"I wouldn't blame you."
replyed Slenderman
>"Hey you wanna go play Minecraft?"
>"Fuck it I'm down."
The two then had an action packed night of mineing and building, and Johnny forever greived at the realization that he would never be able to meet his favorite pony.

Yes I know I typed he twice in a row in the first part.

>>30600944
I don't think YOU quite know what it means dude.It happened in the cartoon, it's literally shown and there animated.It canonically happened.

>>30599994
>5'6"
>Sunbutt is probably over 6'

Welp...at least i can actually call her a horse.

>>30605884
well they DID look more horse-like

>>30601251
>>TANK
>>TURTLE
fuck this shit

>>30601158
Thanks Uncle Adolf.

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>>30612507

>>30599189

nice

>>30599189
Previous generations had humans in the show you retard, this isn't new.

>>30623264
not in G4 it didn't
EqD didn't count

>>30623485
Well, now it does. Only a matter of time before they're in the show, what with the ride never ending..

>>30601149
Pls come back to us.

>>30603474
Read the first page.

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>>30599334
Oh god and they make you sing in the musical episodes and learn a new lesson about friendship or else rainbow bullshit and possibly sent to hell.

>>30599588
I always assumed they were a little over waist tall with the princesses being about 6 foot

>>30601149
Moot,
Hiroshimoot fucked it all and tried to do some retarded shit. Please come back and uninstall him.
Sincerely, Anon