/brit/

JANNY'S DOING HIS NUT IN

Nippy hasn't responded yet lads

File: PCqFPyO.jpg (126KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 900x600px

crayon pop

YOUUUUUUUUUU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEEEED

oh for fuck's sake

anyone looking for a deadlift assistance lift, do seal rows, my lats have exploded since i started doing them

She's so ugly

dutch threads>yank ''''''threads''''''

*plays the tuba loudly*

REAL THREAD HERE

>>53578773
>>53578773
>>53578773

What do you think about game theory

>>53590365
proxies are against the rules 2bh

ay nigga lick my clit if you do i'll suck yo dick

File: stack fucks like you.jpg (129KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1920x800px

>>53590294

>Tfw a nice 1.5k will be put in my bank at midnight

>>53590365
t. fatboy on holiday
fuck off

>>53590365
fuck off

Took 6mg diclazepam and about 250ml of JD and now drinking boddies

File: stack fucks like youdesu.jpg (130KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1920x800px

>>53590383

>>53590365
a*tism

me in the bed
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=421260506

>>53590310
what are they

>tfw i'm gutted i only have 5k in the bank

i have a money hoarding fetish, but i kind of lost my mind and spent a lot on travel last year

File: 1451431687700.jpg (885KB, 2448x3264px) Image search: [Google]

885KB, 2448x3264px

>Took 6mg diclazepam and about 250ml of JD and now drinking boddies

File: 1925kg-seal-row-777x437.jpg (73KB, 777x437px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 777x437px

>>53590506

a reverse benchpress in every sense, lie face down and pull

File: 38.gif (3MB, 460x467px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 460x467px

>>53590396
>>53590464

>>53590310
the fuck have lats got to do with deads lad?

have all the normies gone to bed now?

so how i get talking to girls on interpals lads

Anyone here ever astrally projected

Which are worse, pakis or yanks?

File: Cover.jpg (165KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

165KB, 1000x1000px

Love Current Value 2bh

>>53590678
does the script still work?

>>53590687
I've anally projected, but that's as close as I can get

>>53590678
>view qt profile
>send message
>repeat

THEY CALL ME WHITE GIRL

>>53590735
what message?

File: sandbags.jpg (458KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

458KB, 1920x800px

>>53590632

qt is going to be crap tonight lads

File: not YIFY.jpg (184KB, 1920x921px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1920x921px

girl in Big Hero 6 is qt af

the animators of frozen and tangled have good taste tbH

>>53590796
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?

>>53590687
doing it now desu. i'm asleep upstairs

>>53590846
The asian girl is better

>>53590852
cheers pal

ill get onit

>>53590485
Trannies always make bumming look so awkward.

>>53590858
qt

>>53590797
get off my laaaaaawn

File: floor.png (203KB, 348x543px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 348x543px

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

FLOOR

FUCKING

FLOOR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not talking to the oneitis today. needs some space imo dont want to seem as clingy as I really am.

romania desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uIpGmp_mQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjcB8QcnaKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLlZFuJHpQ

>>53590959
if my dad called me that I'd hit the roof

>>53590912
fuck off literal korean diaspora end yourself

>>53589560

wonder how many pakis with my flag are in this thread

>>53590968
you're doing to right thing lad, i'm currently giving her a taste of her own medicine and not bothering to reply to her

>>53590638

Lockout I suppose, just going off this lads tip. I tried them and it was like I never even had lats before, they grew noticeably within 6 weeks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv-KgxNg2Bo

Are you parents lefty faggots or sensible right wing humans?

I made an off-hand comment about Germany after seeing something on the news and my dad replied "Make no mistake, Fourth Reich soon." He didn't sound like that was something to be worried about either.

what do people with literature degrees even do

>>53591079
read

File: Perfection.jpg (65KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1024x768px

>>53590256
I want to smell Cara tbf.

>>53590968

Haven't spoken to mine for 8 months, thinking of sending her a suicidal message or posting her on cumonprintedpics

>>53591064
not a northerner so naturally right wing

IMPORTANT
I am not looking for a relationship, I am very happy in one but I have always had the 'romance/flirting' tag on and the messages give me a good laugh!
So!
yeah alright slut

i am unhealthily pale

went to the supermarket today and looked in the mirror and I literally looked like a ghost

>>53591064

My dad hates islam and the tories, reads the guardian

this girl has a similar body odour as me, and her vagina smells similar to my genital area, is this a bad thing?

>>53591181
Have you guys even found out who he is?

>>53591131
You tell that hoe dormers
>>53591152
That's just being white lad. I'm the same, I'm the palest guy I know

>>53591108
Islam doesn't count as right wing, Mohammed.

>>53590301
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN

>>53591213
do NOT try to banter me you actual leaf

>>53591207
cold out

>>53591210
im not white thought thats the thing

>>53591213
how is islam not right wing

>>53591100
I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.

I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.

I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.

>>53591207
where have you been?

File: 1450641850894.jpg (12KB, 325x325px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 325x325px

>>53591263
>im not white thought thats the thing

File: 1448219815763.png (2MB, 910x1141px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 910x1141px

>>53591064
my mum visited London after not having been there for a while, she said she used to like the city but not it was full of arabs, lol

>a leaf
>A LEAF

>>53591280

superb post

>the times
>the guardian
>daily telegraph
>the independent
>Financial times
>the sun
>daily express
>daily mirror
>daily mail

which one of these papers do you read and why

File: Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at 21.50.57.png (161KB, 1073x490px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1073x490px

>>53590852
topkek

>>53591263
fuck off paki

File: kyary-laugh.jpg (47KB, 493x563px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 493x563px

>Your ban was filed on January 13th, 2016 and expires on January 14th, 2016 at 16:51 ET, which is 4 seconds from now.

>>53591310
>but now* it was full of arabs

File: pep.png (660KB, 1106x1012px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 1106x1012px

>>53591280
Disgusting post.

>>53591277
Maybe if you single out the social aspects.

File: 1441009250538.png (410KB, 506x359px) Image search: [Google]

410KB, 506x359px

>>53591364
I hope that'sreal

>tfw paki surname
>literally the whitest person in britain

dont know how I feel about this

File: stack fucks like you4.jpg (137KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1920x800px

>>53591364

My dealer has requested I phone him back in 20 minutes as he is currently out walking his dog and does not have any herbal matter on his person.

>>53591364
good lad

now no more posting twitch links you hear me?

good boy

*ruffles your hair*

off you go and shitpost then!

>>53591365
you still haven't made that sentence correct

nice try rasheed

File: 1448653618271.jpg (249KB, 604x932px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 604x932px

>>53591207
yes

>>53591342

none

used to read the daily mirror cause my parents bought it (dad liked the sports section but mom wouldn't buy the sun cause of the tits).

i would almost never consider buying a newspaper but if i had to out of those it would be FT or the times.

>>53591407
what colour are your eyes?

>>53591407
rorke

>>53591419
I actually got banned for posting lisicki in /d2g/ desu

File: 1448738448493.jpg (68KB, 500x363px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 500x363px

>>53591420
hmm?

>>53591407
fuck off mudslime

>>53591416
>tfw no dealer
I want to try weed

don't forget your old /brit/mate

>>53590310
the best deadlift assistance IMO are farmer's walks and deficit deads
Deadlifts genuinely feel so much easier off the floor after just a few deficit sessions

>>53591476
Got banned once for posting "where are the maisie games" in /agdg/ lel

>>53591439
green
got told I have nice eyes once

okcupid or POF lads

>>53591280
did you ever think twice about posting that while you were selecting all the pictures of flowers, lad?

>>53590687
From what I've heard it's just smoking DMT

>>53591342
Telegraph, i like the writers that occasionally do political articles. Like Boris Johnson.

>>53591524
/vg/ jannies a right cunt

>>53591476
>got banned from /d2g/
how much of a spastic do you have to be, the janny is almost never there

>>53591532
>Green
>White
Nice try Alireza

>>53591532
>green eyes
>white
kek fuck off rasheed

DORMER OUT

>eating some maryland biscuits

>>53591510
>lives in america
>does not know a fucking dealer
really hope you're in the buttfuck of nowhere or you really are a failure at life

>>53591641
>buttfuck
fuck off yank

>>53591424
>FT

*tips fedora*

>>53591342
bbc

File: Screenshot_2016-01-14-17-56-22.png (315KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1080x1920px

My nickname to a lot of people is "Snakeman", should I bring it up?

>>53591550
got a pass 2bh

>>53591439
Blue eyes white dragon

why are YOU not listening to craig david and big narstie on repeat?

>>53591601
I posted a picture of 190cm masterrace and asked what the equivalent was in Dota.

baka

place is fucking dead anyway, its depressing desu

>>53591624
>>53591612
look at these assmad pakis
>booohoo Im literally darker than a paki-surnamed cunt so im going to cry about eye colour

when does your visa expire hahahaha

>>53591699
watching porn

>>53591721
>green eyed darkie talking shit

>>53591699
Because I have good taste in music
>>53591721
I can guarantee I'm whiter than you

>tfw i have snorted a line of cocaine off a girls arse before
was a decent feel i canny lie

Amerilad from last thread, sorry i missed this. Also posted in the last thread

>>53587811
>How hard is it to get into the states? live&work there etc.

To get here on a work visa? not that hard from what I understand, especially if you're a STEM major equivalent type guy. I live in Atlanta and there are lots of Korean, Chinese, and Indians who are here on work visas. I've met some brits on work visas.

If you want to move to NY, Chicago or California, expect a high cost of living and a more competitive job market. If you move somewhere else where there's more job growth and a lower cost of living, like Atlanta, Minneapolis, Raleigh, Austin, Salt Lake City, and parts of Ohio.

Got fucking mauled lads

>>53591699
Having the sex

>>53591691
>"i wanna fuc"

send this

watch already broke after 2 days lmao
thank fuck it was cheap

>>53591699
because they're both shit
Big Narstie does funny youtube videos, doesn't mean he's a good MC

>>53591795
>Austin
America, here I come!

>>53591768
>craig david
>good taste
pick 2
>>53591803
bit gay

It annoys me that the spelling "lying" is used interchangeably for 'not telling the truth' and 'resting your body horizontally'.

People should really just start using "laying" for when they mean they are lying down on a bed.

>>53591776
i onced snorted mcat off a girl's boob, i think you win

>>53591808

t
thfgfghh

>>53591714
terrorblade is the tallest doter

Never rub another man's rhubarb

File: P7231490.jpg (750KB, 1824x1368px) Image search: [Google]

750KB, 1824x1368px

anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones

>>53591857
Pick 1 more like, now for some REAL music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvQXvgDfu_c

a girl has farted coke into my open mouth. beat that.

>>53591867
>mkat
bad lad
bet you reek of cat piss

>>53591768
>>53591758
what was that? isn't it time for mosque? off you go lads hahaha literal fucking rasheeds, go and protest against Israel or something

>>53591915
doxxed

>>53591935
Fuck off Schlomo

>>53591699
my housemate is fucking obsessed with craig david

welsh bimbo slag

>>53591699

because that's cultural poison that will atrophy your 3rd eye until it falls out

File: 1452776700271.jpg (162KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 2048x1536px

>anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones

File: .jpg (34KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 720x480px

>>53591904
love that joker

>>53591935
>paki name
>green eyes
you know you actually unironically arent white right

>>53591867
I made a bomb on a girls open palm. Sound xxx

>>53591627
wew lad

>>53591915
where did you get this picture of my nan

>>53591927
I have a gf

When I was 12 years old I was 155cm tall

>>53591915
me on the right

>>53592009
i am literally the palest and whitest thing in britain aside from weird albino cunts

>>53592034
>having a frazzle for a flag

HAHAHAHAHA

>>53591929
don't do it anymore la
yeah my old wallet reeked of the shit, was more of a vanillary smell than cat piss though

>>53592064
post pic

>>53592027

>his nan died in 1899

fuck off great grandad

just dropped my wife's son down at the mosque, i'm glad that he still follows his fathers religion lads

>>53592043
i was most likely bigger than that
am 199cm now and was this height at 15

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED WAYNE

>>53592064
there are pale afghanis doesnt make them white

AND NOW MY HEART'S AT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY

rorke and rasheed take it outside

>>53592064
>bringing this up every thread
>waahh please pay attention to me
>but i won't post a pic haha
post a pic of yourself otherwise you're forever a paki
fuck off paki

>>53592121
fuck off you narcissist
just get on with what you need to do

THE FIVE NAUGHTS

File: le nice man.jpg (85KB, 630x446px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 630x446px

>>53592052
doxxed

>>53591207
cold out

>>53592043
that's like 5'2
I was 5'6 I think, 6'3 now

>>53591982
excellent post

Did an unbelievable stinky and messy shit as I was leaving work today lads

>>53592120
I remember clearly because we had to measure our height in school, I'm now 190cm, you must have had a pretty ridiculous growth spurt lol

>post "paki surname"
>all of /brit/ explodes

literal (You) factory, thank you Rasheeds, you're late for mosque now

>>53592229
>tfw 5'6 now

feel all warm and fluffy with my diclazepam in my brain

>>53592209
irish weather


also this reminds me that at the very moment I was banned I wanted to commend a very funny kev post

can't remember what it was now though

>>53592268
all me

Did an unbelievable stinky and messy shit as I was leaving work today lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmD50m6CL4
classic choon from our national treasure Craigy D

wast met deze editie, man

thank god it's friday tomorrow lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3pte3uJJCQ

File: 1446084971452.jpg (12KB, 240x320px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 240x320px

>Hello everyone, I am from Katwijk

>>53592328
I've realised that I can hear people pissing if they piss in the water at work.

sometimes I go in the toilet to do a fart, beginning to worry people might know my secret

>>53592064
Yes, because albinos are classed as white aren't they?

File: carlos.png (45KB, 168x192px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 168x192px

>>53592328
im sure the quality isn't that bad

so err... a place of worship that I won't find you in

that's C

S N O W I N G
N
O
W
I
N
G

If you could get away with it would you rob drug dealers?

>>53592428
it was snowing a little bit here last night, didn't lie though

>>53592395
>not a guy snorting cocaine from a fish

>>53592419
*quality of the work

well. i fucked that up royally

>>53592450
I would rob them of their freedom, if that's what you mean

>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies

lol

I feel fantastic, bombastic, ecstactically astounded
How a girl can really lose her brain
I feel surrounded, confounded, emotionally dumbfounded
To think you've nearly won your game

File: ky001.jpg (931KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

931KB, 1200x800px

Did a dude lmao for the first time in about 3 years last night and had an emotional experience watching this
https://youtu.be/Q4JZ7Ss2lZE

>>53592465
Didn't lie? You mean it didn't set you paki cunt

I LOVE BAD BITCHES THAT'S MY FUCKIN PROBLEM

>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies

lol

just done a swipe right on two girls and both of them were matches, quite the ego boost if i must say

>>53592428
>t.poortherner

>>53592543
Paal kontje

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RakkKR2LBM

>>53592501
good lad
>>53592526
>nignog music
>not grime
>>>/cum/

File: jnjbs.jpg (54KB, 502x614px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 502x614px

journalism at its finest

my /pol/ thread is doing quite nicely lads

>>53592520
whatever

File: kyary-comfy5.jpg (49KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 1280x720px

>>53592501
chan chaka chan chan fills me with tears desu

File: stack fucks like you2.jpg (129KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1920x800px

>>53592501

>a fucking Nova Scotian flag with no crest, yellow at the top, and red at the bottom

File: 1452086585588.gif (491KB, 500x220px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 500x220px

>>53592473
>snorting cocaine from a fish
Do some Dutch people do this?

>some tit makes a post
>no replies
>copy his post
>get replies

lol

>>53592638
katwijk is a fishing town infamous for its cocaine use so no doubt that has happened before

>>53592450
No, bad juju mate.

They're pedalling a product just like anyone else lad. Unless they step on it or sell bad gear, then fuck them.

>>53592538
you)))

File: stack fucks like you5.jpg (137KB, 1920x800px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 1920x800px

>>53592626

goin sundissential 2nyt bab x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwgP3g547g

>>53592632
>being American
>not being able to differentiate between flags
mijn excuses

>>53592665
good post
>>53592670
>infamous for its cocaine use
the whole of england lmao

booked a lads holiday and now have no money so NEED to get a job or i wont be able to survive top fucking kek lads

>>53592630
>>53592685
top gimmick

>>some tit makes a post
>>no replies
>>copy his post
>>get replies

lol

big hero 6 is the cringiest shite in the world
why am I watching a kids film

File: Angela_Martin.jpg (34KB, 259x385px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 259x385px

Officefu desu

>>53592703
enjoyed this post thoroughly

>>53592715
>lads holiday

Are you a lower class 17yr old posting from the mid-2000s?

>>53592735
Fuck off Yank

>>53592582
bit punchy for a hospital release
still not a fan but at least it's different

>>53592750
oscar winning

>>53592781
"no"

>>53592778
nah just a 22 year old booking a holiday with the boys to celebrate graduating uni

>>53592591
grime is nignog music you fucking idiot

Slashing my bellend with razors again lads

Seriously lads

Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email

Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement

Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts

>>53592788
Animation oscars are bought by Disney. No way Big Hero 6 beat How To Train Your Dragon 2

2 from the top and 4 from the bottom please

>>53592781
top gimmick

File: not VLC.jpg (110KB, 1920x917px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 1920x917px

>>53592788
good at animating qts desu

>>53592674
>Unless they step on it or sell bad gear, then fuck them
lad sold me bad stuff for new years
been seriously considering sorting him out, that stuff I had was potentially dangerous I think

>>53592868
does anyone use google+?

File: 1391047657627.jpg (426KB, 1915x1014px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 1915x1014px

>>53592774
>not Pam

>>53592837
>going on a lads holiday post-uni

Jeuss christ, not even memeing anymore.

literally never going to have a decent career

i can't imagine bring promoted to the level where i've got to disciple and sack people. i'm anxiety ridden mess. i had to conduct some interviews and I was more nervous than the fucking interviewees.

>>53592876
>I only watch the ones that my kid wants to see, so I didn’t see [The] Boxtrolls but I saw Big Hero 6 and I saw [How to Train Your] Dragon [2]. We both connected to Big Hero 6 — I just found it to be more satisfying. The biggest snub for me was Chris Miller and Phil Lord not getting in for [The] Lego [Movie]. When a movie is that successful and culturally hits all the right chords and does that kind of box-office — for that movie not to be in over these two obscure freakin’ Chinese fuckin’ things that nobody ever freakin’ saw [an apparent reference to the Japanese film The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, as well as the Irish film Song of the Sea]? That is my biggest bitch. Most people didn’t even know what they were! How does that happen? That, to me, is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6

>If you can call anything a “snub,” this year, it was The Lego Movie, which was one of the best movies of the year. I don’t know what happened there, but it is inconceivable to me. Of the five they did nominate, my favorite is Big Hero 6, which was adorable and original.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6

>I loved Big Hero 6. Then I saw The Boxtrolls and I thought the animation was great — but the movie didn’t knock me out. I must admit that I have not seen How to Train Your Dragon 2. But I have seen Song of the Sea and The Tale of Princess Kaguya, both of which I loved very much — they were really unique. If I was just voting for animation, I’d have gone with Boxtrolls. But since you have to consider everything, I went with Big Hero 6.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6

>Where’s our Finding Nemo this year? It’s not a very great group. I liked Song [of the Sea] and The Tale [of the Princess Kaguya], but I’m voting for [How to Train Your] Dragon [2] because it was superbly entertaining and works on most levels, although its story could be a little better.
>MY VOTE: How to Train Your Dragon 2

>>53592538
HAHAAHAHAHAHHA

>>53592868
won't even get past the spam filter

File: hello reddit.jpg (44KB, 459x254px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 459x254px

>lads holiday

Are you a lower class 17yr old posting from the mid-2000s?

>>53592930
Yeah, that's the point

Figure it is automatically created and she'd want to remove it from Google search results

>>53592963
fuck off you sad little twat im going on holiday with my best m8s whats wrong with that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllLgWfNlX0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LahcSFleKm8
what would u do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleeping with a man for a little bit of money??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_uNraib3g

>>53593037
FOUNT

>>53593022
Good banter

i like buying old library books

>>53592979
>Let's get voters who cba to watch all the movies
>No way that can go wrong
ffs

>>>/pol/60997614

So my gf is going on a girls holiday to Kavos. I've double checked, she is only going with her female friends, so I've got nothing to worry about right?
I just don't want to be an overprotective bf or anything. There's nothing wrong with her going on a holiday with her friends.

Going to read and sleep night lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbK4OeVeAMA

Choon

>>53593068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyC7T4idKiQ

say what say what say what I'M PACKING BLUE STEEL

>>53593144
you better go and spy on her m8

>>53593144
she's 100000% gonna get the life shagged out of her by a machine operator from huddersfield

>>53593069
Is the guy with the piss speaking English?

>>53593069
look at these literal normies

look at them
how do people do this

>>53593144
>Shagos

File: leg flesh.jpg (492KB, 1653x1478px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 1653x1478px

>>53593158
Night senpai

>>53593069
cara mentioned

>>53593037
'lads holdiay' implies you're going to some garish shithole in Spain/Greece.

Awful places full of plebs with nothing to do except drink, endure shit clubs and shag chav slappers. Should have got it out of your system pre-Freshers.

>>53593144
She's going to get filled in by the likes of ^^ that guy at least a few times.

>>53593016
Disagree

I know a lot about this stuff, do a lot of testing

>>53593144
i'm not joking her fanny will get absolutely ruined, it will look like a half eaten yoghurt pot by the 3rd day, she'll have literally dozens of cocks in and around every hole in her body and you know this is the truth

>>53593069
where's the bit from the preview?

File: Charli-XCX_bangtidy-net_1660514.jpg (1MB, 2035x3000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2035x3000px

Is Outlaw Market down for you lads?

>>53593144
she will be airtight 90% of the time there
guaranteed

can you even imagine talking to someone else who posts on /brit/ in real life
i can't desu

>>53593069

I want to go to Bloc festival in minehead but I have

1) no friends who like bleep
2) no friends

I NEED to see jeff mills

>>53593254
fuck off m8 going to croatia its practically buckingham palace out there

>>53593144
Had his happen to me before. A few days into her trip, expect a text message at 3am telling you how she loves you, then when she returns, she'll be acting strange and distant

File: LvKYT[1].jpg (104KB, 720x540px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 720x540px

>'lads holdiay' implies you're going to some garish shithole in Spain/Greece.

>Awful places full of plebs with nothing to do except drink, endure shit clubs and shag chav slappers. Should have got it out of your system pre-Freshers.

>>53593347
volunteer to work at one mate, you just hang around with all the other volunteers

>>53593069
>keep mentioning 'all the drink', 'the alcohol is flowing'
>bare man pinging
lmao

>>53593069

>£105 on NOS

lol tossers

dealer is back from walking his dog. going to purchase some dude lmao

>>53593299
Can't be arsed to boot into tails. Could ask leddit.

>>53593144

There's a significant chance she'll cheat on you, but it's not an absolute. It all really depends how much she likes you, but also boozes plays into it. If a bunch of hot greek girls were always around you and hitting on you while you're drunk, it'd be hard to say no. I suggest spying on her, desu

LE DEW RITO LE QUICKSCOPE LE 420 FEDORA LE BABY LE TRIPLE LE LOOK AT CAMERA

>>53593337
You may already have done so and you don't even know it

>>53593069
so this is what normie confidence looks like

>>53591310
>but now it was full of arabs
No it isn't. England doesn't have that many Arabs.

Nice try Rasheed, you and your paki mum need to fuck off back to pakistan.

>>53593413
kek, they truly are mongs.

>>53593413
>£105 on NOS
wew lads
Nos is literally only good when you're pinging anyway, waste of time otherwise
blaze balloons are fun though

File: 1446254850469.png (67KB, 230x230px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 230x230px

>>53593434
way ahead of you

>>53593504
>>53593461
brilliant posts

>>53593402

im the bit of fabric wedged up her arse on the left

>>53593517
QT
>>53593517
QT
>>53593517

>>53593413
looks like they've got mandy anyway with the glasses

File: 1438399251262.jpg (149KB, 1348x1106px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1348x1106px

>get shitfaced last night while fucking around on my computer
>wake up with 6 new songs liked on youtube


Drunk me has really good taste

File: Charli-XCX_bangtidy-net_1662012.jpg (685KB, 2132x3200px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 2132x3200px

>>53593447
Don't have an account there 2bh

>>53593468
imagine talking to them about /brit/

>>53593547

>page 1

fuck off

>>53593547
>>>/pol/

>>53593564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo

>>53593504
that's what she said, they're all the same to her I guess

>>53593299

is it any good? not used any since abraxas died

>>53593674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

just realised
>URL has KKK in

>>53593751
how often do you brits listen to our rap music?

>>53593808
FOREST WHITAKER

>>53593808
Only mentally deficient retards listen to rap

Rap is one of the best genres around

Cannot believe I used to be ignorant and hate it

File: 89tuytjhg.jpg (257KB, 1000x974px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 1000x974px

>Rap is one of the best genres around

>Cannot believe I used to be ignorant and hate it

File: 1424378338037.jpg (827KB, 2525x2506px) Image search: [Google]

827KB, 2525x2506px

Official Hampshirelad meetup tomorrow lids.

Pic related, artist's rendition of HAMPSHIRE meetup 2016

>>53593893
>>53593974
Agreed. Can't get enough of Heems and Young Thug

>>53593974
Young Thug desu

>>53593517
>>53593517
>>53593517

>>53593517
>>53593517
>>53593517

>>53593517
>>53593517
>>53593517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vwnr_u6fc

currently listening