>Took 6mg diclazepam and about 250ml of JD and now drinking boddies
a reverse benchpress in every sense, lie face down and pull
girl in Big Hero 6 is qt af
the animators of frozen and tangled have good taste tbH
Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is a very poor country. I am a single man with a comfortable life but no one to share it with. I have a large television but no one to cuddle on my large couch and watch it with.
If you're interested in leaving your current life and starting a new one with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?
Lockout I suppose, just going off this lads tip. I tried them and it was like I never even had lats before, they grew noticeably within 6 weeks.
Are you parents lefty faggots or sensible right wing humans?
I made an off-hand comment about Germany after seeing something on the news and my dad replied "Make no mistake, Fourth Reich soon." He didn't sound like that was something to be worried about either.
I want to fuck Cara's well used cunt while spitting in her face with every thrust. Her lying under me getting a hard hatefuck,my spit hitting her cockteasung face,seeing the disgust in her eyes as I cum up her cunt.
I would love to take my swollen,dribbling cock and just hit her about the face with the bell end until I cum in her face.
I need more of her,I wank for hours over her. She is total coctaking trash,she needs to be humiliated and put in her place like the dirty fucking whore I KNOW she is.
my mum visited London after not having been there for a while, she said she used to like the city but not it was full of arabs, lol
>Your ban was filed on January 13th, 2016 and expires on January 14th, 2016 at 16:51 ET, which is 4 seconds from now.
used to read the daily mirror cause my parents bought it (dad liked the sports section but mom wouldn't buy the sun cause of the tits).
i would almost never consider buying a newspaper but if i had to out of those it would be FT or the times.
My nickname to a lot of people is "Snakeman", should I bring it up?
Amerilad from last thread, sorry i missed this. Also posted in the last thread
>How hard is it to get into the states? live&work there etc.
To get here on a work visa? not that hard from what I understand, especially if you're a STEM major equivalent type guy. I live in Atlanta and there are lots of Korean, Chinese, and Indians who are here on work visas. I've met some brits on work visas.
If you want to move to NY, Chicago or California, expect a high cost of living and a more competitive job market. If you move somewhere else where there's more job growth and a lower cost of living, like Atlanta, Minneapolis, Raleigh, Austin, Salt Lake City, and parts of Ohio.
It annoys me that the spelling "lying" is used interchangeably for 'not telling the truth' and 'resting your body horizontally'.
People should really just start using "laying" for when they mean they are lying down on a bed.
anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones
>anyone else like walking around cemeteries and reading the headstones
Did a dude lmao for the first time in about 3 years last night and had an emotional experience watching this
chan chaka chan chan fills me with tears desu
>snorting cocaine from a fish
Do some Dutch people do this?
Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email
Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
>Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement
Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts
>Unless they step on it or sell bad gear, then fuck them
lad sold me bad stuff for new years
been seriously considering sorting him out, that stuff I had was potentially dangerous I think
literally never going to have a decent career
i can't imagine bring promoted to the level where i've got to disciple and sack people. i'm anxiety ridden mess. i had to conduct some interviews and I was more nervous than the fucking interviewees.
>I only watch the ones that my kid wants to see, so I didn’t see [The] Boxtrolls but I saw Big Hero 6 and I saw [How to Train Your] Dragon . We both connected to Big Hero 6 — I just found it to be more satisfying. The biggest snub for me was Chris Miller and Phil Lord not getting in for [The] Lego [Movie]. When a movie is that successful and culturally hits all the right chords and does that kind of box-office — for that movie not to be in over these two obscure freakin’ Chinese fuckin’ things that nobody ever freakin’ saw [an apparent reference to the Japanese film The Tale of the Princess Kaguya, as well as the Irish film Song of the Sea]? That is my biggest bitch. Most people didn’t even know what they were! How does that happen? That, to me, is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>If you can call anything a “snub,” this year, it was The Lego Movie, which was one of the best movies of the year. I don’t know what happened there, but it is inconceivable to me. Of the five they did nominate, my favorite is Big Hero 6, which was adorable and original.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>I loved Big Hero 6. Then I saw The Boxtrolls and I thought the animation was great — but the movie didn’t knock me out. I must admit that I have not seen How to Train Your Dragon 2. But I have seen Song of the Sea and The Tale of Princess Kaguya, both of which I loved very much — they were really unique. If I was just voting for animation, I’d have gone with Boxtrolls. But since you have to consider everything, I went with Big Hero 6.
>MY VOTE: Big Hero 6
>Where’s our Finding Nemo this year? It’s not a very great group. I liked Song [of the Sea] and The Tale [of the Princess Kaguya], but I’m voting for [How to Train Your] Dragon  because it was superbly entertaining and works on most levels, although its story could be a little better.
>MY VOTE: How to Train Your Dragon 2
Are you a lower class 17yr old posting from the mid-2000s?
what would u do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is sleeping with a man for a little bit of money??
So my gf is going on a girls holiday to Kavos. I've double checked, she is only going with her female friends, so I've got nothing to worry about right?
I just don't want to be an overprotective bf or anything. There's nothing wrong with her going on a holiday with her friends.
'lads holdiay' implies you're going to some garish shithole in Spain/Greece.
Awful places full of plebs with nothing to do except drink, endure shit clubs and shag chav slappers. Should have got it out of your system pre-Freshers.
She's going to get filled in by the likes of ^^ that guy at least a few times.
i'm not joking her fanny will get absolutely ruined, it will look like a half eaten yoghurt pot by the 3rd day, she'll have literally dozens of cocks in and around every hole in her body and you know this is the truth
Is Outlaw Market down for you lads?
>'lads holdiay' implies you're going to some garish shithole in Spain/Greece.
>Awful places full of plebs with nothing to do except drink, endure shit clubs and shag chav slappers. Should have got it out of your system pre-Freshers.
There's a significant chance she'll cheat on you, but it's not an absolute. It all really depends how much she likes you, but also boozes plays into it. If a bunch of hot greek girls were always around you and hitting on you while you're drunk, it'd be hard to say no. I suggest spying on her, desu
>get shitfaced last night while fucking around on my computer
>wake up with 6 new songs liked on youtube
Drunk me has really good taste
Don't have an account there 2bh
>Rap is one of the best genres around
>Cannot believe I used to be ignorant and hate it
Official Hampshirelad meetup tomorrow lids.
Pic related, artist's rendition of HAMPSHIRE meetup 2016
>I used to be ignorant and hate it
Same. it's because it used to be foreign to me because my country isn't at all diverse. it still is homogenous but the internet has slowly exposed me to different cultures in London and USA
Was it same for you??
I don't like most of it personally, because I prefer the British way of MCing that emphasises flow more. It fits better in a club setting
Some rap is okay though, I listen to AOTP when I'm lifting quite a bit