Listening to the cork slag radio
"the photos are not in any way trashy, not provocative"
Morning, good! Cold! Irish weather. Sun, out! Hopefully, warm up. On way home! From Dublin. This week, sixth time! Mwee...in service station, Enfield. Chaika find food! What rest of day do? Don't know. See how goes. Chaika talk, again. Bye!
It's the ultra-nationalists doing it as a reaction to Scotland choosing not to be a real country.
it's like, in conversation i can just flow naturally and say whatever but on POF it's like, "oh shit, i gotta say something really good or else she's gonna stop talking and she's probably got messages from like 200 other guys"
it's fucking shit, how do you win
Girls on dating sites are a million times more picky.
>on there because they can't get any irl, that says a lot if youre a girl
>bombarded by constant messages with only 1 bf slot open unless she's a ho
>guys on there are generally uncharismatic and ugly compares to others irl. also totally expendable since she would never have to see him irl if she rejects him (less pressure not to)
>get an entry level job that I'm overqualified for
>filled with people that can barely perform their current job
>word gets out that my boss has put me through for a promotion
>all the working class normantons who aren't even qualified for the job are mad as fuck at me
Absolute blooter today at work lads
>Somebody suggests fucking off the HR organised 'energisers' and playing Cards Against Humanity
>Everybody having a huge laugh and it's great
>Card comes up
>'You're always guaranteed sex with'
>loads of cards played that are funny
>Fingering, grandma, etc
>My card turned around, 'fleshlights'
>Everybody starts asking what a fleshlight is and I panic and they work out I played it
>'What even is that anon'
>'I-i-it's like, imagine like, a d-d-dildo for men, like a fake plastic vagina'
Literally kill me. They all just looked at me like I was some sort of deviant freak.
Yeah but everybody asked what a fleshlight was and started saying 'who played this'
I tried to pass it off and then my flustered expression and panic made me obvious so I just blurted it out
>implying Leo hasnt been pandering to the Natives for that sweet White guilt vote.
Hes trying to act like its another 12 years a slave because his actual acting will never win him an oscar
>in the sink i hope
>I dont drink that working class rubbish. I'll have some red wine or pinot grigio
tinder seems easier to talk on than POF to be honest - mainly because a match means "hell yeah you both probably like each other - now don't fuck this up",POF it's a no man's land so girls just get swamped with "hi ur fit" messages etc. so there's more room for error to be honest.
well i don't mention any autist hobbies on either that's for sure. seem to get more normal people on tinder. i pretty much pass myself off as a normal looking guy with my job and 2 facts as my description - hell the whole point of conversation is to get to know each other right?
i just need to get funny as hell like i am with my mates to women i've never met in my life :|
Happy birthday, friend :^)
I made this for you
Leonardo is a bad actor. I considered that this might just be bias on my part, but it's really true. No matter what role he takes, he always plays himself to some degree. He can't lose himself in the character. Contrast him to a Day Lewis or Depp and you really get a feeling for how inadequate Leo is in any role he's ever taken. He just has the cult of personality that comes with being one of Hollywood's chosen few. That in no way means he's a great or even good actor.
Man that is totally right. How the fuck do I meet women IRL again?! I've seen some of the guy profiles and most of them are pretty pathetic - I just never seem to be able to meet new people :\
fuck if I know. Doesn't sound like we're in the same age group. Go to a bar or club or something? If you don't like girls who do that sort of stuff, you could meet a girl who could hook you up with someone at the very least.
Season 2 was necessary because you obviously have to see what happens when he escapes. It was also great to see his plan unfold etc.
everything after that, however was pure trash
so tomorrow i've ta drive ta dublin
dublin, of ALL places
i hate it, i HATE drivin around on the m50
and that new mohayyy uhhhh motorway on the way up to dublin god its so long
tis all right like
theres notin to look at
but i hav to go to the airport
dont mind that
negative effect on my concentration and deferred gratification (along with all of the internet).
People don't realise that the danger of internet porn applies to all forms of 'endless novelty' not only but especially online.
Lads, asked my oneitis if she wanted to do something and she said yes.
Haven't seen her in person for over 3 years and we never really talked IRL before.
Any ideas on where to go? Maybe her house and just play vidya?
I've never been in a 1on1 situation with a female before.
lads post your rarest brit meme i like collecting them
Putting off an immediate pleasure for a bigger pleasure down the line. Like if you put a sweet in front of a 4 year old and tell him to not eat it and he can have 5 sweets in an hour, most will still eat the sweet because their brains don't understand scale and patience yet.
It's a major reason crows are considered so intelligent. Most birds will eat the bread because it's there, but some crows will take the bread, use it as bait in the pond, and use it to catch a big yummy fish instead.
don't know if you're here, but find a job with a US company who has UK offices or a UK company with US offices, work for them for a few years, rim lick the right people and when you feel the time is right, go to your line manager or whatever and make up some shit about how you would like to visit the UK and possibly live there, and they might be able to find you a job in a UK office
desu you are a bit of an absolute madman if you move to a country without visiting it first.
But saying that my family moved to the US and only my dad had been before on work trips. Even then, he went to a different state to the one we lived in
A Soviet soldier. A lot of them came from Central Asia before, but lately they've been using more and more Russians. Simple really -- there's less hesitation to pull the trigger if you're not fighting your own race. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's humanity for you.
nah, taking girls you dont really know to the cinema is shit and awkward because you dont really say anything to each other. you talk for a little bit then go to the cinema and just sit next to each other for almost 3 hours not saying anything. its a really shit way to get to know someone. you should only really take a girl to the cinema once you actually know them and youve reached the stage where its not that weird to not say anything to each other. take her somewhere you can actually talk to her for a bit, and if youre scared remember that talking to girls when you first meet them is literally the easiest time because all you need to do is ask them shitty generic questions about their life and let them talk and thats good enough, its when you get to the stage where you know most things about them but arent quite comfortable together that its the hardest x
An /int/ janitor. A lot of them came from 4chan before, but lately they've been using more and more Redditors. Simple really -- there's less hesitation to click the mouse button if you're not deleting a post you find amusing. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's Hiroshima for you.
Should I ask my oneitis if she wants to do something on Saturday? She suggested it earlier and I said I might be busy then but now I'm not.
Only problem is that I don't know if she really wants to do something or she was just being nice, since she apparently went to a party last night and wanted me to be there but made no actually attempt to contact me.
gf just sent me this
what a pleb
>doing a read of the news
>article about some niche subject i know an autistic amount about
>writer is clearly clueless and in some statements just plain wrong
dont see why i would trust them on subjects i dont know about
>*types up brit post*
>*leans back in chair with satisfaction*
>*camera zooms out as bittersweet symphony plays*
*copies post from australian*
*genuinely believes this is good banter*
*leans back in chair and breaks it under sheer mass*
*camera zooms out as Mark plays the fat people tuba riff from Family Guy*
>*leans back in chair and breaks it under sheer mass*
Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email
Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement
Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts
You can have a turn after the big American benis
>be some ginger kid in finnish army
>start the morning like this
He's one of yours I take it?
>Trading a bunch of slags for TayTay