/brit/

Fucking hate yanks

https://youtu.be/ipmlpC5lksA

tune

>53578773
I seriously hope the janitor deletes this thread, fuck you cunt.

>>53578871
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO696B03l48

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S M E T H
M
E
T
H

>>53578773
Fuck off, nigger

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Kill yourself filthy yank subedition

real NEW

>>53578923


>>53578923


>>53578923

>>53578896
t. janny
>>53578905
miss switzerland a bit tbf lads

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Listening to the cork slag radio
"the photos are not in any way trashy, not provocative"

>>53578773
Feels like home.

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kpop desu lads

>>53578938
fuck off you cretin

>tfw double best friend with dervla

can never be arsed to message my tinder matches

they should add voice calling desu

>>53578945
An Irishman wouldn't step inside Switzerland pure dishonest tourist trap shithole perfect for a yank in other words FUCK off

>>53578930
spoiler this hog

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New goal gf lads

>>53578923
>>53578923
>>53578923
This thread is now obsolete.

>>53579012
im half swiss
and its literally objectively an excellent country

>>53579033
autism

>>53578773
Who will win the Oscar, lads?

DiCaprio for a white man persevering through impossible odds and trials
Or
Redmayne in liberal Hollywood's latest popular subject of transgenderism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGt_JGHYEO4 CAN ANY YANKYDOODLES TRANSLATE THIS?!

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Morning, good! Cold! Irish weather. Sun, out! Hopefully, warm up. On way home! From Dublin. This week, sixth time! Mwee...in service station, Enfield. Chaika find food! What rest of day do? Don't know. See how goes. Chaika talk, again. Bye!

>>53578930

>youll never watch her bf cum all over your face then lick it up, swallowing semen and makeup alike

why live

Why have Scottish people started typing in dialects over the past year or so?

>>53581864
If Redmayne wins i'm going to go mental

NEW

>>53578923
>>53578923
>>53578923

>>53581935
>past year or so

YA DINNY KENN YA WEE CUNT

>>53581935

its the new cool thing to do

>>53581935
autism

Why are girls so hard to talk to on dating sites but easier in real life

been browsing /brit/ for almost 2 years 2bh

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>>53578918
>tfw no queefs- queens subpar owl

>>53582055
Think of reasons people date online instead of irl

>>53581864
Redmong

Posting Art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fiv2kPCyes

>>53582059

Nothing to be proud of

>>53582055
'tis cause you're a retard

real thread here
FOY
>>53582071
>>53582071
>>53582071

U G L Y

YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY

>some Muslim just followed me on Instagram
Oh shit, am I being scoped out?

>>53579030

blokeface desu

>>53582146
that doesn't make any sense

>>53582093
idk?

janny is absolutely going to flip his lid

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>>53581935
It's the ultra-nationalists doing it as a reaction to Scotland choosing not to be a real country.

http://www.cornishman.co.uk/happen-North-Korea-dropped-hydrogen-bomb-Penzance/story-28474901-detail/story.html

Is anyone else worried about North Korea bombing Cornwall?

>>53582093
it's like, in conversation i can just flow naturally and say whatever but on POF it's like, "oh shit, i gotta say something really good or else she's gonna stop talking and she's probably got messages from like 200 other guys"

it's fucking shit, how do you win

>>53582059
The only yanks who have been here that long are "sissy Brit boys", Cavalier, Lincoln yank and that one student.

>>53582055
Girls on dating sites are a million times more picky.
>on there because they can't get any irl, that says a lot if youre a girl
>bombarded by constant messages with only 1 bf slot open unless she's a ho
>guys on there are generally uncharismatic and ugly compares to others irl. also totally expendable since she would never have to see him irl if she rejects him (less pressure not to)

>>53582312

I was in Penzance earlier

>>53578871
I hate you too.

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>get an entry level job that I'm overqualified for
>filled with people that can barely perform their current job
>word gets out that my boss has put me through for a promotion
>all the working class normantons who aren't even qualified for the job are mad as fuck at me

Feels good

>>53582329
by being the best
Online (well, tinder is my only experience of it) dating is a woman's market turned up to 11, so you just have to make sure you come across well

loot a burning house

Trying to get into Black Sails but I'm bored half way through episode 2. I thought it was supposed to be good?
The acting is shit. It's like I'm watching something on T4 at midday

>>53581864
>look up the Danish Girl
>largely shit reviews

why is this getting an Oscar?

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Absolute blooter today at work lads

>Team day
>Somebody suggests fucking off the HR organised 'energisers' and playing Cards Against Humanity
>Start playing
>Everybody having a huge laugh and it's great
>Card comes up
>'You're always guaranteed sex with'
>loads of cards played that are funny
>Fingering, grandma, etc
>My card turned around, 'fleshlights'
>Everybody starts asking what a fleshlight is and I panic and they work out I played it
>'What even is that anon'
>'I-i-it's like, imagine like, a d-d-dildo for men, like a fake plastic vagina'

Literally kill me. They all just looked at me like I was some sort of deviant freak.

*sits comfortably in the knowledge I'm the hardest cunt here and could lamp any of you blind*

>>53582528

I would stab you

>>53582517
Aren't they not supposed to know your card?

Just poured a large glass of jack daniels

smomeone suck the coome out of my willy pls

>>53582620
Yeah but everybody asked what a fleshlight was and started saying 'who played this'

I tried to pass it off and then my flustered expression and panic made me obvious so I just blurted it out

>>53582631

in the sink i hope

>>53582485
Trannies

>>53581864

>implying Leo hasnt been pandering to the Natives for that sweet White guilt vote.

Hes trying to act like its another 12 years a slave because his actual acting will never win him an oscar

It's my birthday

>>53582579
not a chance

>>53582698

ok

>>53582670
>>53582517
should have just been like "haha I've played this before"

but literally why would you play that card, you've basically just created a slogan for it you cretin

we're all in here
>>53582071
>>53582071
>>53582071

What fucking thread do we post in?

https://poal.me/fmpnea
https://poal.me/fmpnea
https://poal.me/fmpnea
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>in the sink i hope
>I dont drink that working class rubbish. I'll have some red wine or pinot grigio

>>53582785
other one is filled by people who get triggered by yanks apparently

>>53582451
tinder seems easier to talk on than POF to be honest - mainly because a match means "hell yeah you both probably like each other - now don't fuck this up",POF it's a no man's land so girls just get swamped with "hi ur fit" messages etc. so there's more room for error to be honest.

well i don't mention any autist hobbies on either that's for sure. seem to get more normal people on tinder. i pretty much pass myself off as a normal looking guy with my job and 2 facts as my description - hell the whole point of conversation is to get to know each other right?

i just need to get funny as hell like i am with my mates to women i've never met in my life :|

>>53582802
TOP CEC BRE

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>>53582691
Happy birthday, friend :^)
I made this for you

>>53581864
>>53582688

Leonardo is a bad actor. I considered that this might just be bias on my part, but it's really true. No matter what role he takes, he always plays himself to some degree. He can't lose himself in the character. Contrast him to a Day Lewis or Depp and you really get a feeling for how inadequate Leo is in any role he's ever taken. He just has the cult of personality that comes with being one of Hollywood's chosen few. That in no way means he's a great or even good actor.

>>53582955
Thanks lad

>>53582377
Man that is totally right. How the fuck do I meet women IRL again?! I've seen some of the guy profiles and most of them are pretty pathetic - I just never seem to be able to meet new people :\

P O S T
T I N D E R
S T U F F

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new phone coming tomorrow lads

>>53581935
ma spakit wie a richt braid leid is nane o die kennen, du sassain spakit bhlian a deas

>>53583125
>worked for 3:30 mins(earned £70 whole pounds)
not bad lad, doing what>

What % of suicide bombers are trying to atone for their repressed homosexuality

>>53583143
or what?

>>53583229
Operating machines.

>>53583044
Talk to girls from school or work
ask for numbers and add them on social media
If you like one, you have to tell her. There's no suggesting it.

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>>53582071

>two threads are now identical

is janny asleep?

>>53583280
i work with indians and old people and don't go to school anymore :(

yeah i intend on asking some girls out IRL or at least getting their number / connect on facebook or whatever

Prison Break Season 1 - 10/10
Prison Break Season 2 - 8.5/10
Prison Break Season 3 - 5/10
Prison Break Season 4 - 2/10

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>>53582071

>>53583384
fuck if I know. Doesn't sound like we're in the same age group. Go to a bar or club or something? If you don't like girls who do that sort of stuff, you could meet a girl who could hook you up with someone at the very least.

>>53583423
>prison break
>break out of prison
>keep making the show

In here lads
>>53582071
>>53582071
>>53582071

>>53583423
>watching anything on FOX
You are setting yourself up for disappointment in almost every circumstance.

>>53583339
>>53583432
>>53583513
can you be anymore autistic?

>>53583605
FOY

>>53583503
Season 2 was necessary because you obviously have to see what happens when he escapes. It was also great to see his plan unfold etc.
everything after that, however was pure trash

NEW THREAD
>>53582071

>>53582071

>>53582071

>>53583605
could you stop posting thanks xx

>>53583896
nope xx

pakis out

might do a wank before question time

Does 4chan have a negative or positive affect on your mental health?

so tomorrow i've ta drive ta dublin
dublin, of ALL places
i hate it, i HATE drivin around on the m50
HATE IT
and that new mohayyy uhhhh motorway on the way up to dublin god its so long
HATE IT
well
tis all right like
theres notin to look at
but i hav to go to the airport
dont mind that

its embarrassing that karl marx was even allowed in our country 2bh lads

>>53585565
negative

Gmail phishing site is up, now to decide on which angle I want to approach from with the email

It's the most important part, it's what convinces them to click the link

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gf just sent me this

>>53585625
reported to the internet police

you're going down fucko

>>53585612
fuck off namefag

>>53585565
neither


negative effect on my concentration and deferred gratification (along with all of the internet).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

People don't realise that the danger of internet porn applies to all forms of 'endless novelty' not only but especially online.

fingerd kev outside a nightclub in dunwichshirechester

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gf just sent me this

>>53585693
>deferred gratification
Mind expanding on this?

Lads, asked my oneitis if she wanted to do something and she said yes.
Haven't seen her in person for over 3 years and we never really talked IRL before.
Any ideas on where to go? Maybe her house and just play vidya?
I've never been in a 1on1 situation with a female before.

>>53585734
kev is from meath

>>53585815
take her to the movies

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lads post your rarest brit meme i like collecting them

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post the waifus lads

>>53585815
take her to see The Revenant

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>>53585774
Putting off an immediate pleasure for a bigger pleasure down the line. Like if you put a sweet in front of a 4 year old and tell him to not eat it and he can have 5 sweets in an hour, most will still eat the sweet because their brains don't understand scale and patience yet.

It's a major reason crows are considered so intelligent. Most birds will eat the bread because it's there, but some crows will take the bread, use it as bait in the pond, and use it to catch a big yummy fish instead.

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>>53585908

>>53585878
that's dumb. go somewhere you can talk. see a movie you need time to think of convo topics or just need a break

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>>53585913

>>53585382
don't know if you're here, but find a job with a US company who has UK offices or a UK company with US offices, work for them for a few years, rim lick the right people and when you feel the time is right, go to your line manager or whatever and make up some shit about how you would like to visit the UK and possibly live there, and they might be able to find you a job in a UK office
desu you are a bit of an absolute madman if you move to a country without visiting it first.
But saying that my family moved to the US and only my dad had been before on work trips. Even then, he went to a different state to the one we lived in

>>53585945
Thank you for the informative post. Crows are too intelligent for their own good

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>>53585908

i've got 4 brown bears and a couple of foghorn leghorns

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Would anyone here seriously not bang this?

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>>53585913

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r8 my dindin

>>53586038
>bum implants
well off lad
i would for the story tho

>>53586038
I would, but it would have to be missionary because without airbushing and industrial strength makeup her arse is going to be a saggy wrinkled mess

>>53586038
Homosexual men

A Soviet soldier. A lot of them came from Central Asia before, but lately they've been using more and more Russians. Simple really -- there's less hesitation to pull the trigger if you're not fighting your own race. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's humanity for you.

>>53585930
nah, taking girls you dont really know to the cinema is shit and awkward because you dont really say anything to each other. you talk for a little bit then go to the cinema and just sit next to each other for almost 3 hours not saying anything. its a really shit way to get to know someone. you should only really take a girl to the cinema once you actually know them and youve reached the stage where its not that weird to not say anything to each other. take her somewhere you can actually talk to her for a bit, and if youre scared remember that talking to girls when you first meet them is literally the easiest time because all you need to do is ask them shitty generic questions about their life and let them talk and thats good enough, its when you get to the stage where you know most things about them but arent quite comfortable together that its the hardest x

Very nice thread.

I always like the frogs. When child, I always see many frog eggs in the stream when walking to bus.

my farts are the worst they have EVER been

>>53585878
>>53585930
Last resort option, would feel uncomfortable sitting there not talking
>>53585970
Probably easiest thing to do is get some food somewhere

>>53586169
take her to nandos

so whats with the new stuff and the janny apparently giving no fucks?

>>53585955
absolute madman

cooked a well good curry lads. really chuffed with myself

Why don't more people commit suicide by alcohol? Fairly humane way to go.

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>>53585908

Remember to lead moral lives lads

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>>53585955

>>53586212
Rasheed

is rita ora white

>>53586295
probably whiter than you lad. dont want pakis here but their food aint half bad.

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An /int/ janitor. A lot of them came from 4chan before, but lately they've been using more and more Redditors. Simple really -- there's less hesitation to click the mouse button if you're not deleting a post you find amusing. Morbid cynicism, but it gets results. That's Hiroshima for you.

>>53586303
Although she doesn't look it, yes

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Should I ask my oneitis if she wants to do something on Saturday? She suggested it earlier and I said I might be busy then but now I'm not.

Only problem is that I don't know if she really wants to do something or she was just being nice, since she apparently went to a party last night and wanted me to be there but made no actually attempt to contact me.

>>53586350
how

>>53586337
Most Rasheed post of 2016 so far.

>>53586376
>he wasn't here this morning

>>53586370
She was born in the balkans to balkan people.

>>53586400
whatd i miss babe

I decided I want to start microdosing alcohol, I figured since it works with LSD and shrooms Alcohol prolly works too.

>>53586301
is this news to people?

jesus fucking christ people are brain dead

dont get married until you absolutely need to for some reason

dont get why more people aren't deserved. my wife and I despsie each other for about 1 week a month every month

lads, should i hitchike to new york and become. a sailor

>>53586418
>he wasn't here during rorke o'clock
you didn't miss anything

>>53586434
fuck off grandpa

>>53586448
you should hitchhike to new york and drown yourself in the atlantic

>>53586448
yes you should become.

>>53586429
u mean a pint lad?

>>53586376
please dont ruin my culinary achievement for me

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Rate my snacks, babes.

*types up brit post*
*leans back in chair with satisfaction*
*camera zooms out as bittersweet symphony plays*

it's a leave /brit/ for half an hour and the lads revert to the yank thread episode is it?

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gf just sent me this

>the times
>the guardian
>daily telegraph
>the independent
>Financial times
>the sun
>daily express
>daily mirror
>daily mail

which one of these papers do you read and why

>>53586434

is there ever a reason to get married?

if i love someone im just happy to be with them. dont need a ring on my finger to prove it 2bh.
tax benefits are negligible as well

>>53586481
but what of sailors?

>>53586526
good taste

what a pleb
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3395512/An-afternoon-Ed-Sheeran-meeting-Man-United-players-tour-Coronation-Street-Teenager-desperately-waiting-lung-transplant-writes-bucket-list-things-wants-dies.html

>>53586400
>>53586455
>>53586485
>>53586526
>>53586545
Rorkesheed

>>53586553
>papers
alri grandad

>>53586540
>>53586545
wew

>>53586574
all me

>>53586553
I read every single one. Cross reference them and then form my own opinion.

I have a lot of time on my hands

>>53586574
Rasrke

>>53586545
did someone poo all over her

>>53586532
*slaps you on the arse*
"you're a good lad you"
*leans in and whispers in your ear*
"fuck off yank scum"

>>53586608

yeh, me

oops x

>>53586473
i can drown in lake michigan just as easy
>>53586481
good lad

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might pop down to safeway

anyone want anything

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did a charli

>>53586626
>>53586626
>>53586626
NEW
(this was never a legitimate thread)

>doing a read of the news
>article about some niche subject i know an autistic amount about
>writer is clearly clueless and in some statements just plain wrong
dont see why i would trust them on subjects i dont know about

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>*types up brit post*
>*leans back in chair with satisfaction*
>*camera zooms out as bittersweet symphony plays*

>>53586664
a gf would be nice

I hate it when mum and dad argues

I tend to hide under my bed

new
>>53586626

>>53586626

>>53586626

*copies post from australian*
*genuinely believes this is good banter*
*leans back in chair and breaks it under sheer mass*
*camera zooms out as Mark plays the fat people tuba riff from Family Guy*

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>>53586806
>*leans back in chair and breaks it under sheer mass*

>>53586716
I remember playing with my friends bum under the bed when we were kids haha

My mamma don't like you and she likes everyone

Give me (You)s you inbred retards or I ain't leaving.

British pussy was literally made for canadian cock.

Just got on a replacement bus lads

It was like that time deedee went to Yoker

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British pussy was literally made for Rasheed's cock

Seriously lads

Need advice on creating a gmail phishing email

Here are the ideas I have
>Google+ opt out
Someone would like to connect with you on Google+
>Your Google+ has been deactivated due to inactivity (risky)
>review Google privacy agreement

Should note she doesn't really use Google+, no posts

>>53579051
I thought I'd filtered you already.

Would just love a Kinder Bueno right now lads.

janny's gonna do his nut

absolutely fuming ngl

>>53589674
why

>>53582432
>normantons
DERBY
E
R
B
Y

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>>53588045
You can have a turn after the big American benis

>>53589830 .

listneing to progressive psydub

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>be some ginger kid in finnish army
>start the morning like this

He's one of yours I take it?

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>>53589879
>Trading a bunch of slags for TayTay

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>>53589879

>>53590159
what a lad

Lads, /brit/ census, looking for you all to fill in your ethnicity

http://strawpoll.me/6537428

http://strawpoll.me/6537428

http://strawpoll.me/6537428

http://strawpoll.me/6537428

>>53590159
>no scones or crumpets

he must be fuming

You're all in the wrong thread
>>53590256

>>53590256

>>53590256

>>53590256

>>53590256

reminder to filter all americans

>>53590533
>he says posting in the american thread

>>53585657
why she sending you other girls' selfies, lad?

>>53590533
can you do this? if so, it seems like a pretty good way to have nations antagonize one another tbqh

i've been trying to get the word 'cunted' to catch on in my day to day life but it hasn't worked