kot edition
cara
Yorkshire
Anna
Fuck sake lads, stop making threads
EXETER
why is there so much autism surround the new thread creation on brit?
>>53581708
>>53581708
fuck sake lads
>>53582234
Janny fucked everything by changing ancient traditions for no particular reason.
>>53582101
are you a fucking bot?
>>53582294
bleep bloop
>thread wars
bore off you autistic cunt
>>53582252
Why are there newspaper people in it?
Who gives a fuck about newspapers?
>there are posters who actually reply to yank OPs
disgusting desu
you need to get a life lad fucking pathetic messaging my mother. fucking scum of the earth hope you get cancer or fucking car crash
>yanks ruining it again
>>53582252
>camilla long
why.jpg
Let's have fun tonight /brit/!
>>53582420
NEW FUCKING MEMES HAVE ARRIVED
>>53582420
i dont get it
>>53582423
not watching ONE anime this season lads, it's the first time since i started watching animu in spring 2011.
Might go and rewatch some old classics like school rumble, GTO or clannad
>>53582423
>he is still capable of enjoying things and having fun
>>53582497
>>53582398
Who is she and why is it bad?
>>53582509
new gimmick emerging lads
keep an eye on this one
kpop desu lads
>>53582509
loving this new gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvF8h4AIXTc
ALL ON YOUR ooh YEAH
ALL OVER YOUR ooh
>>53582597
>>53582420
>>53582649
excellent post
>>53582420
looks like irish + hindi + I am puking
we're all in here
>>53578773
>>53578773
>>53578773
>>53582652
I think I read 4 or 5 of these after seeing that image for the first time. They weren't very good
>>53582525
>>53582574
some times columist who used to work for tatler. basically some snobbish sloane cunt with no political background.
>>53582720
no we're not
>>53582720
end yourself
>>53582720
naw fuck that one
haven't hung out with a mate since about december 15th
>>53582720
fuck off yank enabler
>>53582720
FOY
>>53582720
FOYOH
It's my birthday lads
>>53582777
jog on yank
>>53582768
You saying we're not mates here? Thought we were a great bunch of lads having banter with each other
>>53582810
Fuck off yank
anyone want to grab a pint with me in manchester or london around march 22-30
>>53582688
>>53582683
who cares about the Oscars? its a shit tier awards show
Cannes is the proper awards
>>53582868
wow rude
>>53582810
it's not over here, fuck off
Azusa
post the waifus lads
>>53582768
last went out on new years
Had a great banter in the shower
Might banter again tomorrow
>>53582879
no lol fuck off
if you see you around you're getting glassed straight up
don't come here
>>53582905
>>53582900
I really don't need this on my birthday
>>53582509
This yank shite is boring already. Please post this one in future.
>i don't like jack daniels
>>53582923
>yank has to glass himself because nobody wants to be near him
>>53582865
FOY
>they ruin their own general with their badposting
>they orchestrate the same badposts in this general
will they ever learn?
>>53582923
>that grammar
rather not hangout with chav scum anyway. that was an invite to educated brits
Test
>>53582978
r u an American midwestern fucboi?
>>53582905
Are Katey
Stall it to de kettle to make a cup of tea Triped up on a chair and cut me fuckin knee
>>53582905
>>53582972
we need a new thread to unite the threads
>americans
shaking my DAMN head
>>53583053
This one's fine, fuck off Y*nk
>>53583053
fuck off
not in the mood for a million thread march and shitposting for hours
gotta go to work soon
>>53583078
>s.m.h
Fuck off yank
I stare at people and purposely make everything awkward because i think it's funny
can i be an honorary brit
i'm going to be doing grad school at Portsmouth i think and my slavic bf is already living there :^)
>woke up
>went to the gym
>saw my niece and nephew
>worked for 3:30 mins(earned £70 whole pounds)
>return to my comfy 3 bedroom townhouse in my upper class <99% white village
>gonna waste away the evening playing TF2 and shitposting on /brit/
it's a pretty good life lads i must say
>>53583168
foy
>>53583168
>grad school
>portsmouth
>bf
Jog on Yank
NEW
>>53582071
drinking a non alcoholic """"""beer""""""
>>53583168
Gonna drown you off southsea pier 2bh
eating a bowl of Kellogg's® Crunchy Nut® Golden Honey Nut Flakes followed by a Banana®
Is Sershlad still about?
best Bond theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGQ97tCTOs
>>53582905
Looking for a good Far Cry 4 download
>>53583256
>not thunderball
>>53583295
Why?
>>53583295
there's one here http://store.steampowered.com/app/298110/
>>53583256
Fuck off, goat fucker.
Live and let die is the best Bond theme.
>>53583256
>not view to a kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWVbVT3igdw
>>53583295
are you the same spacker that goes on about how shit intel and nvidia are?
NEW
>>53578773
Risk Factors for suicide
• Mental disorders, particularly mood disorders, schizophrenia, anxiety
disorders and certain personality disorders
• Alcohol and other substance use disorders
• Hopelessness
• Impulsive and/or aggressive tendencies
• History of trauma or abuse
• Some major physical illnesses
• Previous suicide attempt
• Family history of suicide
• Job or financial loss
• Relational or social loss
• Easy access to lethal means
• Local clusters of suicide that have a contagious influence
• Lack of social support and sense of isolation
• Stigma associated with help-seeking behavior
• Barriers to accessing health care, especially mental health and substance
abuse treatment
• Certain cultural and religious beliefs (for instance, the belief that suicide is
a noble resolution of a personal dilemma)
• Exposure to, including through the media, and influence of others who
have died by suicide
How many boxes do you tick?
Twist on an emerging gimmick
>>53583256
>>53583328
>>53583347
>>53583359
>not Goldfinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D1nK7q2i8I
Who let the runts in?
Do we have two fucking Canadians in here?
One is plenty, lads
Sort it amongst yourselves, one of you has to go
>NEW
>>53578773 →
posting
>>53583412
My fucking sides. Well done
>>53583422
I think there's 3 of us tbqh
>>53583412
Looks more like he's wearing a 'Sicki mask than him actually being Kev
>>53583412
I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH
>>53583385
no?
>>53583338
in the mood for some adventure game
autism
>hello I reside in canada
>>53583466
It's worse than i could have possibly hoped
>>53582905
>>53583328
>Thunderball
faggiest one. only ones can challenge Goldeneye are these four
>Worlds Not Enough
>Goldeneye
>Live and Let Die
>You only Live Twice
Fassbender is best Bond candidate btw
Americans (yank in lesser tongues) welcome.
My mental health isn't good
>>53583563
You have it in abundance
>hello I reside in america
>>53583575
Fuck off
Scroll wheel stopped scrolling down lads
>hello I reside in london
Cat is sleeping with his eye open. Doing my nut in
I want to watch Mexican telenovelas but my Central American maid is here so I'm watching British documentaries instead
>>53583642
bit rude it is my birthday and all...
Gilmore Girls Season 1 - 8/10
Gilmore Girls Season 2 - 9/10
Gilmore Girls Season 3 - 10/10
Gilmore Girls Season 4 - 9/10
Gilmore Girls Season 5 - 9/10
Gilmore Girls Season 6 - 7/10
Gilmore Girls Season 7 - 3/10
>>53583630
>faggiest one
Fuck right off rasheed.
>tell my mum i don't need a GF as i have a waifu from my anime
>she tells my dad
>dad spends the rest of the evening making fun of me, asking me if i got papercuts on my dick from fucking a 2d girl
>>53583700
now do the OC
>>53583256
>not nancy sinatra: you only live twice
>>53583685
Happy Birthday you fat fucking cunt
>>53583677
squeeze a bit of lemon in there
>>53583514
>>53583295
just get it cheap when it goes on sale
>>53583681
>VIRGINia
>>53583677
>Cat
are you sure?
NEW THREAD
>>53578773
>>53578773
>>53578773
(You) got the devil in yo' eyes
(You) went and took my by surprise
Say what you wanna say I wont go back
If you wanna hit the road then lets go then
Lets just go and see the world and just show them
What it really means to live life golden
rate the grub lads
Rate my kot /brit/
How can one small island produce such a perfect specimen?
>why of course I use extra flags
>>53582071
Why is kot mad?
>>53583673
NUGGET
U
G
G
E
T
>>53583729
Never seen it desu
@53583784
Stop linking to a yank thread you primordial ooze
>>53583639
That poor Garand
>>53583805
What have you put on your peas?
>I use extra flags
>>53583741
Thanks
>>53583831
no blini
>tfw m8s mum is out of town
>whole house to himself
>inviting all the lads over and gonna have a night
bit pathetic because we're all 20 and should have our own apartments but I'm hyped
>>53583860
>inverted scotland flag
fascinating
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/charlotte-crosby-geordie-shore-manchester-10736923
Best Lisicki ever made? My vote goes for this.
mate of mine met his current gf on reddit
Can I play next James Bond?
>>53583817
you aint no sershlad bruv
>>53583927
with the hipster/confused nationalist flag on top
>>53583835
I have the whole boxset. What's your address
>>53583939
i reckon you made this yourself. barely ever see it posted and not a 4chan filename.
one of my favourites desu, very underrated
>>53583760
literally
>>53583943
>mate of mine met his current gf on reddit
>>53583939
Who made this?
>>53583989
Stream it for me. Just me and you in the room. desuu
>>53583937
Shame
omg spooky x
>>53583939
>>53583956
kebab is tasty as fuck ngl
What is kebab like in Turkey?
non alcoholic """"beer"""" tastes like honey
Is this /yank/ edition?
just realised it's been a year since the janny first came down on /brit/
it was intense t~b~h
>kev will never walk towards you
why live?
>hello i reside in the uk
>When you find out that Cherry Crush the Cyber Slag has an ASMR channel where she's started uploading stuff weekly.
Feels amazing lads.
>>53584002
>>53584029
kek I did make it, got loads of (You)'s when i posted it first but kind of forgot about it
i don't think anyone appreciated the actual japanese being about lisicki
Haha who here remembers MACHINE HEAD
>>53584130
>yank cars
>yank black guy
>yank everything
doubt it shaquan
yank posts are tragic itt
>>53584093
Just can't understand the mindset of someone wanting to be a janny
>>53584145
what does it translate to?
t. not a weeb
>>53584093
Sounds like an angry autist
>>53584093
I remember the first week well. Any post mentioning him was deleted. Literally was the only topic on /brit/ at the time
>>53584133
>All those other ASMR makers kissing her arse in the comments after slagging off other new creators who wear revealing clothes because "we don't want ASMR sexualised"
>>53584145
weeb nerd
>>53584117
And the award for Subtlest New Meme goes to:
>why live?
>>53584169
wow take it easy it is my birthday you know
>>53584175
>>53583255
dead rip ;_;
>>53584175
Control freaks
>>53584034
would LOVE to smack my willie on her face haha x
>hello we reside in the netherlands
>ywn kiss and rub a cute pussi
yanks out
>>53584147
Fucking plebs
>>53584327
me on the right
>>53584147
wish I lived in the 90s and early 00s so I could look like a total fag and be cool
Need a big hit of etizolam
>yanks
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cc6xpU6P9Zs
georgia
No matter how hard you work there will always be some cunt that claims they've worked harder.
>Need a big hit of etizolam
>>53584361
Who is this sex pest?
>>53584355
>cute pussi
>cutepussi
>cutpussi
>cuussi
>cussi
>cunny
JANNNNNYYYYYYYY
>>53584431
FOY
Actually might have some diclazepam instead
Wew lad
Anyone want to meet up and fight?
I'm in Cornwall desu
>Actually might have some diclazepam instead
>>53584509
disappointing (non-existent) arse desu
https://poal.me/3dkewy
https://poal.me/3dkewy
I pay in paypal for votes
>>53584410
He was 32 years old in this picture
Think about that for a moment
>>53584501
B careful lad
Came off of 3 months of it early December and I still have raging anxiety and insomnia. It also kills testosterone
>>53584510
im at the door now
>>53584545
you need a big hit of diclazepam mixed with alcohol pham
>>53584510
Come to Wakefield and ill chin you pal
>>53583757
desu I don't want to buy it, it seems too similar to Far Cry 3
>>53584568
TOP CEC BRE
>>53584610
Whereabouts in Australia do you live m8?
>>53584590
Been on/off more than 10 benzos for 2 years the horse has bolted, I'm fucked and never recovering, don't care anymore, I can't wait to die the benzos are making my last days a little less painful
>>53584093
Admit it. You love us.
>>53584509
Fridgemode
9000000 hours in paint
LADS
just went to B&Q, the guy at the door said
>you want deckin?
so i smacked him haha
>>53584626
>Yorkshire
Chinwag me out cold more like you poofter
>>53584610
I used to do benzos and mix them with booze and ghb and sometimes ambien. No clue how I didn't die
>>53584684
Sydney, why do you ask?
>>53584567
Laying waste to this bag of cadburys heroes lads
>>53584708
i love /balt/
check em
>>53584757
ozzy tier genetics
>>53584741
>>53584626
calm down ahmed and muhamed, fighting gets us nowhere
>>53584760
Just curious mate. I'm looking at Australia on Google Maps and I thought, wonder where he lives.
>>53584626
>Wakefield
>West Yorkshire
Rasheed
>I am a proud white nationalist fighting for what my forefathrs have built
>The EDL is made up by proud, white aryan briton citizens fighting to keep our Kingdom free of Islam and degeneracy
NEED SOME GOOD (gay) PORN TO WATCH LADS
What should I wank to lads
>>53584806
You have to do it like this
took this one of the gf earlier lads
>>53584830
I'm on chaturbate right now.
>>53584846
Div
>>53584626
>other Wakey anons around
>>53584855
>dating a zipperhead
>>53584873
NAME?
>>53584846
dropped em lad
here
>>53584769
what's that supposed to show? She's sticking her arse out and there's still nothing there
>>53584904
lordbliss
>tfw eating a banana in a lewd way
gosh I'm such a slut
gf just sent me this
I yearn for the days drinking alcohol made me feel good
>>53584906
Forgot got them in my other pants. Here they are.
Reckon Blendr is worth trying lads
>>53584904
tucker51
>>53584960
Where do I find a girl like this in england?
>>53584960
Wouldn't mind having those fat little fingers around my cock 2bh
>>53584960
Are you roger helmer?
>>53584741
Fuck off you inbred cornish prick
>>53584818
Your President is a African muslim
>>53584820
Fuck off bellsniff. Wakefield is white
>>53584896
Is that your phone number in the filename? Are you gay or something?
>>53585000
eating rice pudding in an orthodox way
>>53585019
Oxford University
quick snap i took of the gf earlier
>Your President is a African muslim
>>53584855
shes in new york
rate my london penthouse lads
>>53585043
>Wakefield is white
I bet you think Havana is good too
gf just sent me this
>>53585095
Fuck off Yank lover
eating chicken supreme in a casual way lads
>>53585043
>Fuck off you inbred cornish prick
I'm getting in my tractor now lad, you're fucked in 9 days
>>53584197
>>53584241
literally did it in google translate so it probably doesn't translate properly
>>53585136
Aw mate, that looks massive! At least compared to the flat I'm paying 2000/month for!
>>53585095
He's a nice guy. Cute too
>>53585112
s-so am i haha
>>53585201
i see no reason why not to believe you
gf just sent me this
how come when the conservacuck meme was discussed a while back no one sought to relate to the earlier libcuck meme in order to explain how that makes sense as far putting your own culture down can be compared to having your wife sleep with a black man?
It's like everyone with a reputation never wanted to admit that they browse 4chan, knowing about or partake in our predominantly right wing attitudes. But I bet a lot of them do.
>>53585142
Mine just sent me this
tfw soul-crushing loneliness and sadness lads haha
You see it's not the blood you spill that gets you what you want. It's the blood you share, your family, your friendships, your comunity. Theese are the most valuable things a man could have.
Bowie, Rickman, now this
>>Your President is a African muslim
Have you ever noticed that right wingers and Muslims want a lot of the same things lads?
- women to stop being slags, cover up and be more traditional
- degenerates to be purged
- homosexuals killed
- return of a more religious based morality system
>>53585235
get over it lol
>>53585171
>responding over an hour later
>>53585240
lel'd
>>53585240
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>how come when the conservacuck meme was discussed a while back no one sought to relate to the earlier libcuck meme in order to explain how that makes sense as far putting your own culture down can be compared to having your wife sleep with a black man?
>It's like everyone with a reputation never wanted to admit that they browse 4chan, knowing about or partake in our predominantly right wing attitudes. But I bet a lot of them do.
>>53585286
i was making >>53585240
>>53585249
Is that a fedora?
>>53585240
I gave your mum a 'private ceremony'
>>53585258
why are you acting like thats some sort of weird conspiracy theory? islam at its core is literally a right wing political system for shitskins.
>>53585235
You can change this.
>>53585258
It's almost as if Muslims are right wingers?!
>>53584509
,':^)
>>53585258
except its the left wingers that get on with them
>Is that a fedora?
In Britain, communists were arrested & jailed just for being communists. The state went out of their way to make sure we "kept in line".
new reaction meme
i call it 'le unimpressed New Yorker'
Alright lads I'm a britboo and I'd love to live in the UK one day. I'm about to graduate with a computer information systems degree, a 3+ GPA from a solid university, and I'll be working an internship soon.
I have some questions
>how hard would it be for me to find a job?
>my aunt and 4 cousins are English, does this help me?
>being a yank, am I at a disadvantage in any way?
>how hard would it be for me to get along, find friends?
>what is single life like in the UK? would i have trouble as a yank?
>>53585317
No I'm wondering why right wingers don't just convert to islam and get it over with
Are any of you members of the National Trust?
>>53585369
good hate leftie twats
Fuggg
>>53585369
so are facists
>>53585382
girls here only like americans if they are black and hung
I constantly fear for comrades all over bc of the immediate danger we're in just for being active communists, the Police hate us.
>>53585428
>implying there's a difference
hahahah lads look at this card I got haha how's he holding the guitar when he has no arms? lmao
>>53585446
Sara
>>53585435
t. cuck
>>53585428
Based sensible moderatism of our parliament. Literally the perfect balance
>>53585454
Is it really your birthday?
>>53585415
fingered her outside a nightclub in shoreditch
Who /2pints/ here?
BBC3 10:30
>>53585091
Massive blackhead on her forehead?
>>53585382
>how hard would it be for me to find a job?
very easy
>my aunt and 4 cousins are English, does this help me?
with what?
>being a yank, am I at a disadvantage in any way?
you sound like a faggot but no as long as youre white
>how hard would it be for me to get along, find friends?
you will find some lads to go pub with dont worry
>what is single life like in the UK? would i have trouble as a yank?
no trouble if you like inbred looking slags haha
>>53585474
Don't know why I would lie
tears of rage... building
>>53585240
>>53585500
Happy birthday lad
>>53585500
cause you're a yank
now jog on
>>53585487
>page 1
>>53585539
Thanks lad
>>53585551
wow rude
More Charli
>>53585382
>>how hard would it be for me to find a job?
No idea. We don't do that GPA stuff here but I'm sure a workplace will see how good/bad it is.
>>my aunt and 4 cousins are English, does this help me?
With a job? Nope. Getting used to life in England? Yes.
>>being a yank, am I at a disadvantage in any way?
Probably have an annoying accent, just don't be a cocky loud twat and you'll be OK.
>>how hard would it be for me to get along, find friends?
Not hard as long as you don't overreact to banter.
>>what is single life like in the UK? would i have trouble as a yank?
Don't really know what single life is like. But I wouldn't shove you to the side all because you're American. Infact, I would probably be more interested in talking to you to see what life was like over there. So more chance to bond and all that shit.
>>53582223
me right now
>>53585435
I'm white, 5'10", 7-8/10 attractiveness (i'm not posting fap material lads) and kind of fit. I do alright here in the states, def not a virgin.
If I picked up the accent well enough, nobody would be able to tell I am an American.
If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me
>>53585382
>how hard would it be for me to find a job?
Not easy, but definitely not impossible. You need to have a job lined up before you enter the country, and the business needs to be willing to sort you out a work visa. If you start working for a yank company which has offices in the UK or vice versa, it will make it significantly easier
>my aunt and 4 cousins are English, does this help me?
Probably not. It may help a bit though. A real advantage would be if you are eligible for citizenship to an EU country or Switzerland
>being a yank, am I at a disadvantage in any way?
It's harder for a yank to get into the country and find a job than someone from Ireland, but it's easier than an Iranian trying to get into the country and find a job. Being able to speak English as a first language will make it much easier though
>how hard would it be for me to get along, find friends?
Shouldn't be too bad, but don't expect to become best mates with someone the second you get off the plane
>what is single life like in the UK? would i have trouble as a yank?
Being a yank gives you a free pass to most of the snatch available
>>53585599
Did you get some sleep?
>it's a lets have 2 threads and splinter posters episode
>>53585567
Would you like a birthday pozzing?
>>53585605
>If I picked up the accent well enough
Protip: Don't pick up the accent for at least the first decade you are here. You'll do better with your yank accent with the girls
>>53584719
Sated
>>53585698
Do people seriously consider Nicki Minaj to be a rapper?
>>53585677
I don't know what that is but I'm going to say yes
>>53585318
how
>>53585792
yes
what else would she be
>>53585792
I'll rapper my dick into a condom for her if she wants
>>53585792
The style is rapping so yes.
#EmbraceIslam
>>53585795
He wants to bum you lad
>>53585792
who cares
put it in the oven
>>53585810
Step one: Get a goal.
What do you want to achieve?
saw a jew running across a windy road to grab a fleeting fiver earlier today
made me laugh
went home today from the gym without doing my squats because some twat was in the squat rack for like 15 minutes then some other twat came along and started taking turns with him all i wanted for him to do was fucking finish and let me use it on my own ffs this happens every fucking time lads what kind of shithole gym has one squat rack so fucking annoyed REEEEEEEEEEE
>>53585842
Oh okay then yes
>>53586009
>needing a squat rack
>>53586009
should've battered the cunts
Woah, slow down cowboy!
Can we make this a meme please lads?
I'll wank you off if you use it
>it's a split thread episode
>>53586059
Also give you HIV but you already said yes twice so enjoy your lifetime of medication.
You can take it with your insulin, it will be fun!
>>53586009
>some twat was in the squat rack for like 15 minutes
that's not that long really
>>53586150
it is when youve finished all your other exercises and are standing around not knowing what to do feeling like a complete twat
>>53586150
>not doing a single, max weight set
>doing loads of pussy squats, making a mess and wasting everyone's time
Scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>53586082
For heavier weights you do.
>>53586198
just jog on the tread mill for a bit
>Squatting or deathlifting
absolute melts, enjoy being in a wheelchair in 5 years
>>53586263
>cardio
>>53586237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb_5WFkuwmY
>>53586265
Enjoy getting blown over by a slight breeze, Johnny Bravo
>>53586265
t. pleb
WHEN THE BASSLINE DROPS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DOOO
I hate it when the threads split
>>53586386
WANK OFF A TRAMP AND DO A POOO
thanks for all the input lads. one last question, how hard is it to become a citizen? obviously I'd get a work visa, then how long would it take me from there? Could I marry a brit girl and become a citizen like you can in the states?
>>53585485
>with what?
with anything really. Obviously I'd have someone who could take care of me in the event of an emergency, and someone to call family and ask questions about brit things. Legally for citizenship and things like that, it wouldn't help me though, right?
>>53585589
>Probably have an annoying accent
I'm from the south, but most brits I've met don't think I have a southern accent, just an "american" accent.
>Not hard as long as you don't overreact to banter.
i fucking love bantz, don't worry
>>53585620
Is the job market in general alright there in the UK? I'm from Atlanta, which has a good job market.
>>53586718
>Is the job market in general alright there in the UK?
It depends where you go to be honest.
Counter-question:
How hard is it to get into the states? live&work there etc.