"There's a clod in my boot!" Edition
>Please refrain from making multiple threads about the show/theories/other fuckery. Spoilertag your spoilers and for fuck's sake be civil.
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nth for all the threads up and how fucked we are.
i`ll see you all back in /trash/
These threads really seem to be dying down.
Would it really matter?
>her shrewd slimy smile will never be protected by the likes of you
try harder, anon. You might get some fish but you`ll never get the prize.
Best game and best show together
Reminder that normies are among us
Again, here's the better quality watermarkless, and non-re-encoded web-dls:
That episode where Pearl and her Holo-Pearls formed a Muzzle squad was so intense,glad I rewatched some episodes today!
/sug/ likes Greg, between prequel jokes, murdercock jokes, and him being a cool dad in general. You won't find many haters for the Cool Kids or Vidalia, either. Mayor Dewey and Onion are pretty well-liked for the jokes surrounding them. Connie and Ronaldo are love-it-or-hate-it. Mr. Smiley and the Pizza and Fryman families are pretty neutral. Connie's parents, Lars, and Sadie are the ones that tend to get outright dislike from most.
>lapis is returning
Let's say you could actually identify who's making the threads. Doing so wouldn't really stop them, and would only give them even more attention, the very thing they probably want.
>that episode of steven universe where Steven killed himself.
We tried at least
Do you think Peridot has some sort of musical talent? It seems like all of the CGs do at least in some degree, based on when they played at beachapalooza when all the stevens ended up turning into dust.
You have the chance to write an episode of SU.What it is about?
2 of those are actual discussion with su image on them.
but man, thats 3 strikes right there. we are fucked.
If Rose and Amethyst are Quartzes as Peridot explained in Too Far, does that Make Jasper one as well or is her gem shaped much too differently? This would at least imply Amethyst wouldn't just be purple Jasper, but at least have the height of Jasper and Rose were she not defective
He who hunts monsters.
Besides, if people just ignore them, the threads would die faster. It's just another case of people escalating problems for themselves.
I want to show my brother this show, showed him the first two episodes. However, I don't want to bore him completely with all the slower parts of the opening episodes.
Which episodes are okay for skipping, first season wise? Don't want to cut out all of the filler stuff, but want to show off the more interesting episodes
>calling her bosses personal non business related cellphone
>saying shes wrong even though she has worked there for years and is much more experienced than her
>She gives her a direct order for her own good and safety
>she calls her a fucking idiot nigger
well thats the general solution, but do you honestly believe /sug/ won`t blow this out of proportions and keep feeding the machine?
hell, even this post is just putting more fuel in the fire.
I've got a few ballerina-inspired fanart concepts for Pearl's and Steven's fusion, anyone want me to post the rest?
The mods will take care of it, right?
They wouldn't just ban us, RIGHT?
They are probably already doing something, RIGHT?!??!
IF THIS BE OUR LAST THREAD
LET IT BE A THREAD OF JASPER
Hard to say, Gem Glow, Lasr Light Cannon, Cheeseburger Backpack, Together Breakfast, Frybo, Catfingers, Lars and the Cool Kids, Serious Steven, the one where he first meets Connie, then Giant Woman are a good set of episodes to give a general feel of the early series
You know, they never did catch the Slinker onscreen.
>Steven and Amy start out watching projections of Pearl's weird dreams as a joke
>Things become increasingly dark as they start to show flashes of PTSD and centuries of self-loathing
YOU CAN'T RUSE ME FRIEND
I KNOW THATS YOU
How would the gems reacted to Steven being
Since this was pretty popular on the last thread, I'm gonna make a true official waifu tier list, based on this, but this time based on /sug/'s opinions instead of my own. Added a few extra tiers just in case voter turnout is high. Will also change their reactions based on what /sug/ tier they land on:
Elder Shit http://strawpoll.me/6505694
I'll post the result once the next thread start. Good luck to all your waifus.
>assuming the actual two threads and the false-flagging threads are made by the same person/people.
you new? The discussion threads aren`t discussing SU at all and are just talking about a general topic. That's acceptable, as long as it doesn`t decend to /sug/ shit levels.
The 3 other threads are fucking killing us and need to go now.
>tfw there's one fucking guy in this thread who keeps posting fake announcements
>tfw this achieves literally nothing and is just a waste of an image
>tfw he is probably sitting in his shit encrusted chair, smugly grinning to himself because his mommy tells him he's such a clever boy
We dont know. They already have finished animation on future episodes so should be less than a month hopefully
and if you are the one who made the thread asking when new episodes are keep that shit in the general. That shit can get our general banned from /co.
The problem is is that he's a normie + a low key pony fag, just trying to figure out the best combo of episodes to start him out with. I've already shown him Gem Glow and Laser Light Cannon, and so far he seems ambivalent - not excited, but also not just outright refusing to watch it.
Do you really think it's about whether or not they're discussing something? Steven Universe is in the OP, that's already going to cause shit and cause stupid people to think that it's "escaping continent" or something stupid like that.
Agreed. At first the use of SU-related images felt sketchy to me, but it's plain as day that some motherfucker has it out for us to an obsessive degree. My question is why the mods aren't deleting the threads immediately?
Tell me /sug/
Are you going to let Peridot make Earth great again?
I want Sapphire to have the thickest legs
See at this point it looks like /sug/ is creating false fake threads to bring attention the to fake threads' fakeness and more clearly separate themselves. Recognizing this of course, casts blame on /sug/ for their false fake threads, so it's possible that these are fake false fake threads by the flaggers trying to make /sug/ look like self victimizing crybabbies.
That's the problem since the early episodes are generic Steven deals with X and learns a lesson from it, but at leasts puts in a thing or two that pops up in the future
I remember skipping Together Breakfast and Rose's Room, but I later had to go back and finish because of it
Amber Rogers shared something kinda interesting
Jesus that strangely realistic/cartoony style is creepy
Steven asks the other CGs if they love him for who he is, or if they just care about the Gem on his stomach, and if they resent him from taking Rose away. The other CGs are uncertain themselves, and Steven runs into his Temple room and tries to lock himself in, but Pearl manages to chase after. Steven, in a fit of anger and sadness orders his room to build a giant wall between himself and Pearl. Then they both try to break it down, but it only starts tearing itself down when they talk about their issues. The wall is fully torn down when Garnet and Amethyst comes in and tells Steven that they love him too.
that sounds pretty rad.
>At the end of the episode Pearl wakes up, about as cheerful as she usually is
>Amy and Steven though start being extra nice to her and Pearl can't quite figure out why but decides to just enjoy it
>Pearl and Peridot fuse into Trinitite!
>SCIENCE! and comedy ensue!
That's exactly why she gets so much love. It's the same reason Lapidot is a popular pairing; she's a blank slate. We know almost nothing about Opal and that adds a sense of "what if" to her. We know just enough about her to make guesses about her, and that's really intriguing.
>Peridot turns back towards Steven with a deranged smile.
Stop falling for baits goddammit
>PERIDOT HOLDS UP SHIPPING CHART
What the fuck /sug/ why are there like a hundred fucking other threads? Who the retard trying to get us banned? Please keep it in /sug/ I don't wanna go back to [trash]
This one is funny because there probably will be episodes in february and she will probably fuckin board one, just logically. What's the point of bait that's not even really a lie.
Finishing with the one I like the least. There is a follow-up to this but u dint have it, you'll have to look it up yourself.
Goodnight, /sug/, and don't fall for the bait.
How do you trap that which can see into the future?
Put it in a room which requires depth perception to leave.
>Peridot looks into the camera.
I don't understand you people. How do you manage to sexualized these characters?
>(obnoxiously): It's SUBTEXT, Steven.
DEWEY LOVE RENAISSANCE WHEN. Let's bring this shit back boys.
Yeah, my thinking was that they were actually trying to establish that the Gems are all naturally disposed to be good at music with her song with Steven (not that they really needed to justify it but I thought it was kinda cool that they did), she could rattle off the notation of the melody Steven was playing back to him from the get-go without even really trying
I don't know guys, unless the mods are asleep I guess their okay with us making more than just one general at a time. Maybe we shouldn't be afraid to expand, just not excessively.
While both Yellow and Blue Pearls provide new and interesting contrasts to CG Pearl and each other, I still enjoy nothing more than the unstable emotional rollercoaster of survivors guilt.
Do you think Pearl has flashbacks to the Wars for Earth?
How did man sexualize these? Human sexual capacity is incredible.
Seems like an easy way to get topics banned.
How badly will they scare Steven?
Last night while I was
fucking my gfI pretended that she was Amethyst for a little bit.
What has /sug/ done to me?
Sapphire bumping into things due to lack of depth perception.
CG Pearl FIGHTIN THE POWAHS THAT BE
CG Pearl's official numerical designation being 24601
Humanity kicking the Gems shit for a single episode, then ending it by saying "Rather you go first into this than us."
Pearl singing either Stars, Do You Hear The People Sing, O Death, Lost My Lucky Ball and Chain, Fight the Power, actually you know what, Pearl singing anything related to slavery and/or freedom
Garnet fucking up hard at some point, only for Pearl, Amethyst and Steven to help her out as a sort of reprise for all the scenes in which she helped them.
Jasper wandering the earth Beserk-style to learn the true meaning of life and beauty.
Lapis saying fuck earth and leaving, only to return when Steven needs her
Connie gradually sneaking more literary references into her everyday speech.
Pic related happening. I would love it if we just got that perfect, short internal monologue.
how often do you think pearl rubs her ass on steven and teases him
She would just want to get wasted as soon as possible. Don't forget, she used to not even sleep.
taking pearl requests, all pearls
keep it sfw lewd is ok, i really want to draw au's tho
Wow, they are trying really really hard now. I know you are not a real fan of SU, you are trying to get the general banned, this is your sad attempt to get the creation of other threads connected to the general.
Please, block sug and move on like the manchild you are.
I had everclear once. It was at a party, I think I was 19. Last party I had gotten shitfaced, didn't want that anymore, decided i would take one shot of everclear and no more alcohol. Took the shot, spat for twenty minutes, ate nothing but chips.
Episode showing Jasper washed up somewhere in America, being taken in by the Army for research at Area 51
She is detained and it explores humans understanding of Gems and Jaspers burning hatred only for destroying the Crystal Gems
Ah, the good old days
Quick, make a screenshot of a pre-Mirror Gem episode and post it
The Gems becoming painfully aware of just how fragile Steven is compared to them, and the Homeworld Gems having to come to terms with the mortality of humans in general and the downsides of becoming close to them.
One episode consisting entirely of an honor duel between Jasper and Pearl. Each line between them is progressively more hammy, so much so that by the end they both sound like some crazed hybrid of Nicholas Cage, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzeneger and Eren Jaeger. It ends in a draw, which makes Jasper respect Pearl and to a lesser extent the Crystal Gems.
Get on it!
>tfw I still prefer Garnet's pilot appearance
and roll her around in a dumpster for a half hour.
dead wife ;_;
Man, I never really noticed all this QUALITY back then.
I disagree. The backgrounds are much better in the actual show as well.