And Now, Wonderwall Edition
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Yellow Bitch reporting in.
first for Lapis just wants to be free
fuck the crystal gems except steven and maybe Peridot
nth for official waifu tier list, in order from left to right
how i expected the yellow diamond conversation to go
Is the Anon done with the gif of peri shaking her booty with her shorts on?
Any link to the archive for the live thread durng this ep?
Which crew member is trying to spread thier giantess fetish?
It's a long shot, but I'd be okay with her being her own gem. Perhaps they do need to talk it out. It could have been a misunderstanding. I don't know what'll happen, I'm hype as fuck. If we can't get CG Lapis, I at least want her this Lapis.
Hey /sug/, which gem are taking to the dance?
Don't you understand? Steven can be for believing, AND for sexual.
It'd be a good way to get her to like Garnet at least, and Amethyst wasn't even in the war, so she isn't really a Crystal Gem rebel. Fuck what Pearl thinks.
face it, they are all fusion sluts. Garnet is just a moral fag for consent.
did anybody actually thought that Garnet was so eager to fuse because she knew, due to future vision, that it's not gonna work out?
I mean, come on, it's not like Garnet would be fusing just with any random gem.
>mfw steven isn't elder shit tier
Steven is for non-sexual cuddles only.
so, since the promo with lapis is undoubtedly from "barn mates", that would suggest that "super watermelon island" and "gem drill" (both episodes that had their titles + descriptions leaked the same time as "barn mates") are airing right around the same time.
assuming that there's no unannounced episode titles in between "log date 7 15 2" and "barn mates", predict how the crystal gems manage to find malachite, defuse her, and convince lapis to stay with them, while also fitting in the drill and the watermelon stevens somehow.
WE CAN DO THIS ALL DAY
BUT I'LL LET YOU KNOW
I WON'T GIVE UP FRIEND
It's not a leak if it's aired on live TV!
>Jasper so low
I can't believe you've done this
>this ship will never be real
feels bad, familia
It turns out Malachite washed up on the island of the Watermelon Stevens and became their Queen. After a long battle, the Crystal Gems defeat Malachite and the only reason Lapis comes with them is because Steven wants her to. Jasper is bubbled.
How salty was tumblr when they discovered that white Connie is cuter than brown Connie and how long did they try and deny it?
I'm betting in Super Watermelon Island, the island is close enough to find Malachite and Steven with his just reunited watermelon army defeat and unfuse Malachite saving Lapis and Bubbling Jasper for questioning later
>Have more then one waifu
>You'll ruin your life-fu
>mfw being a SU fan makes that impossible
Is Garnet in there 3 separate times?
You love your waifu no matter what you double clod, she doesn't become shit tier when her outfit changes
Shipping and waifufagging aside, Steven is the realistic fusion option for Lapis to start out with. Based on that, based on the promo I'm interested to see if the reason she seems put off by how close Peridot is to him. Peridot didn't exactly manhandle her like Jasper, but she wasn't shy about trying to actually kill Steven before.
That's what I had guessed before, these episodes are coming up because they announced FUCKING MONTHS AGO.
I'll say Gem Drill = drill breaks down and they fail their mission, leading to extra barn time to fix their shit.
Watermelon = Chasing some disturbance in the ocean and finding an island of Steven watermelons along with Malachite, leading to a fight.
Then Barn Mates happens.
NO PATHETIC FUSION CAN HOLD ME LIKE THIS!!!
Made crystal gem outfits/regens for the homeworld gems, thoughts?
Prequel Harem series Ian said Steven Universe is a sequel to.
>So, what kinda Peridot do you want?
strange people get ugly when they get old.
So ugly people like me get worse? Feels bad man....I guess it can't be helped.
And that's why Pearl doesn't respond well to the Mayor
Why would you want an overcooked runt, when you could have some real flavor?
I really like lapis' design
The Jasper design is ok, i'm not sure about the suspenders
I like peridot's design except for the hair. I don't understand why everyone gives her star shaped hair. It's weird
Then why not have a perfectly cooked runt?
Hey /sug/, would you let
Steven's penis get in the way?
I honestly thought Garnet was never going to even consider fusion with Peridot on account of her intollerance, but I guess by Peridot saying she is okay with it is proof enough for Garnet that she is getting over her prejudices.
Yes. It was confirmed the same time as Keystone motel.
But all of the gems redesigns have better than their original.
There hasn't been nearly as much /ss/ material in recent episodes, though now that the Peridemption is achieved that might change. Especially since the CGs, or at least Pearl, are going to be wary of Lapis and her clinging to Steven.
We're still here, anon. Watching. Waiting.
Pearl doesn't understand the power of human dick. But don't worry, Steven will teach her.
Greg definitely had Rose.
Most probably had Amethyst.
Possibly had Vidalia.
They're both equally blackish, imo. What throws me off about the original design is how square and awkward it looks. Garnet went from my least favorite design in the shoe to my second favorite after she regenerated (after Opal).
/sug/ has been helping me through a hard few days.
Steven Universe does not have a height chart; they've admitted it a few times. So long as the characters fit a few guidelines (Amethyst is a little taller than Steven and shorter than Pearl, for instance), they can be pretty much any height the animators need them to be. Sometimes Lapis is a head taller than Steven, other times she's more than twice his height. Hell, look at Sardonyx: first she's about five meters, then she's big enough to hold Steven in one hand.
If there isn't a Pearl/Steven Fusion episode I'm going to be disappointed.
I am fine with being elder shit tier if it means loving my waifu
daily reminder to believe in steven
>Maybe when Peridot gets to earth, she'll see how nice all the people are and she won't want to hurt anyone.
/sug/ is what keeps me from getting really bored from doing anything else. But it's started to become something I feel obliged to check every now and then. Usually when I'm playing games I'll alt-tab or bring up my phone to check new posts.
Do you guys realize amethyst wasnt even supposed to exist. Amethysts are basically burned up Jaspers. She also doesnt have any diamond color, unless she would be considered a blue-red gem.
You're at a bar and this guy slaps your girl's ass. What do?
Peridot won't get a redesign until an eventual poofing, but in the meantime she takes an interest in human clothes and fashion.
How do you think the gems would deal with a godzilla sized monster?
Why? For the comradery? Sorry we're not cynical loners like you
It started as a joke based on Brendan Frasier. /tv/ noticed that Brendan's career has kinda been in the shitter lately and he recently went through a bit of a messy divorce, so one guy started memeing that Brendan's life has completely fallen apart due to alimony payments. Of course, it didn't catch fire until some guy took a Tumblr post of a guy with a terrible haircut and the claim that the guy asked the barber to "just fuck my shit up", at which they then Photoshopped a picture of Brendan looking particularly miserable to also give him a really bad haircut.
This gave the joke its spark, at which it became a widely-acknowledged fact on /tv/ that Brendan Frasier's life is an unending hell as he spends the little money he hasn't given to alimony on getting terrible haircuts as a means of wallowing in misery.
After that, it became a general-purpose "this person is having a really bad time" statement.
Why are you taking that as serious? Now you should REALLY kill yourself
Anyone can tell me who Amethyst morphed into? Kinds looks like Greg's former manager, but way older, so I'm not sure.
>work in a manly field
>everybody just likes SPORTS or whatever
>come home and watch agendered lesbian space rocks be bros and fight badness
>nobody to talk to about my secret shame
gotta meet some more nerds or something, this place is pretty limited
There's no reason to think those episodes are happening anytime soon at this point aside from Barn Mates.
They were announced long ago, but we've had tons of episodes, especially ones that were never listed at all, prior to them already.
I see it going one of two ways:
>They deal with the drilling/cluster first in Gem Drill (possibly with Gem Hunt and Gem Harvest tied to it)
>then we get to malachite shit via either Super Watermelon Island or, more likely, Alone at Sea
>We get Alone at Sea really soon from now and it has Lapis returning without them actually fighting/dealing with Malachite much and Jasper getting away
>shenanigans with Lapis at the Barn
>Then drill shit with cluster
Though, honestly, I think the former is more likely. Peridot was in real panic mode for getting the cluster shit done ASAP.
I don't see her trying to win over Lapis with presents before the Cluster's threat is stopped.
I think I've hyped myself up too much for a Pearl/Steven fusion, it's pretty much the number one thing I want to see in the show.
Everybody should hook up.
Pearl gets with Jasper, Steven gets with Connie, Lapis gets with Peridot, Garnet gets with herself, and Amethyst gets with the entire defensive line of the New England Patriots.
We can't actually confirm for now. But gemologically, amethysts are the very end of the quartz lifetime when they're through pressure and heat. I heard it somewhere, but can't confirm now.
I was actually thought about those two exact things after I was done editing them. I did Peridot first, and as I was trying to make the semi-star shape fit, I realized how much of her actual hair I was removing, but the app I use for drawing stuff doesn't have many save states, so at that point I would've had to reimport the Peridot art and start again.
Jasper seemed better when I was making it, but just now when I was putting the 3 edits together, I did realize she's a tad plain. Maybe shorts would look better? (actually, someone here posted Jasper fanart where she had short hair and was wearing shorts. if anyone could help me find that, I could edit my Jasper to look even better!)
Well, I did Jasper second, and since she has an outfit similar to Peridot's, I didn't wanna redo what I did with Peri by putting the star on her chest, so I added the belt and made the star into a buckle. Once the belt was done, I wanted something to make the chest less plain, so I added the suspenders. I was inspired by Tifa Lockhart kinda
anyone who starts shit flinging is either a child or a false flagger
most SU fans I know are just pumped for more arcs
Greg drop Marty in the middle of a storm right near beat city when they was supposed to go to Empire City which is I assume their equivalent of New York.
He walked back and crashed at Vidalia's place and they probably dated a bit after and accidentally knocked her up.
Have fun with that.
From experience, you either get cool nerds who don`t completely go overboard with what they like, or you get nerds that have nothing else but their fandom.
Its like a 10/90 split, but it just depends on where you are looking.
Jasper redemption is going to have to play out over a longer period to be meaningful, she's been true to her cause for as long as the CGs have been true to theirs, actually even longer than all of them except Amethyst. Plus, she has every reason to want to destroy the rebel scum and being trapped in a living nightmare/rape coma isn't going to have helped.
What's YOUR least favourite episode?
Year the Water Witch soon fellow Lapisfriend.
Garnet's Universe, next question.
So is fusion really sex? Or is it a combination of things?
>that fourth panel face
every fucking time
ain't got no mo anon, sorry
Rising Skies/Crashing Tides
I mean, on top of being the only episode thus far that has no real bearing or connection (aside from the UG crossover), it just wasn't funny.
At least Sadie's Song and UG had some good laughs.
Why, find another playful pussy, of course.
It all over at that point. Maybe once Greg and vidalia die she'll be forced to grow up.
A gesture of total intimacy. Like hugging or hand-holding, and yes SOMETIMES sex for gems.
>Connie x Peridot interaction ep
>Connie gets jealous of Peridot being pals, a gem, and seemingly the same age as steven
The answer, Only good thing we saw was Blue pearl, diamond and gem casting.
Nothing good came from it besides cemented her character of being nothing short of a wet noodle and a babies in a tench coat.
I guess that was phrased poorly. Amethyst, aside from the time she spent before they found her, has always been a Crystal Gem. Garnet and Pearl were loyal, or at least servile, to Homeworld for a period of time before rebelling; Jasper has always been loyal to Homeworld. From a certain perspective, Jasper and Amethyst are the only Gems who have never been traitors to the respective sides.
I'm fine with everyone getting a redemption arc, I just want it for Peridot the most. I would love it if Jasper got a redemption arc, but I just like Peridot more. I just want serious character development, and I've gotten it so far.
that's not as sweet or awkward as I want it to be
>Connie gets jealous
>starts to compete with Peridot
>Peridot won't be outdone by a mere human
>Connie angrily confronts Peridot about it
>Peridot confused that Connie didn't just want to usurp her position as the Cyrstal Gem's technician or whatever
There was plenty of /ss/ last thread.
>Connie and peridot hit it off well
>Connie introduce her to things like SHIPPING and WAIFU
>Ronaldo despite being 1.5 miles away, hears this word and intervenes
>introduce period to more CAMP PINE and other shows.
>connie and ronaldo argue and try to powerlevel their weeb at the same time trying to one up each other.
So...will peridot have a waifu?
>I only think in tropes, so if someone's a guest they have to act like a selfish douche, no matter how much they've been characterized as easy-going and gracious
>oh, but it's ok because he's really being a complete shitstain to everyone around him because he wanted to spend time with his son
And all the other things wrong with that episode. I know Pearlfags would have loved a dirty Pearl wiping the grease off of her body. Too bad you could hardly call the thing that was drawn "Pearl."
Following up, this also plays into Peridot's description of Quartzes, which include Amy and Jasper, as Gems bred to be loyal, which will also likely play into any attempted Jaspredemption
Just joined the ride
why is every crystal gem so unspeakably precious?
Also I adore watching Peri learning about being human
Sooo... when's next episode? Marathoned all of SU in last two days for the first time. When the hiatus ends?
Jasper is only loyal because she was raised from birth to be loyal
Jasper demption will never happen
Your waifu has been in three epidodes out of 80+
Her personality is an fabrication made by overzealous waifu fags
Complicated does not mean redeemed
>>Peridot confused that Connie didn't just want to usurp her position as the Cyrstal Gem's technician or whatever
I guess this would mean Peri learns they is more to people than their tactical value.
All of the CGs are the best characters.
this show is comfy as fuck.
I've marathoned it like 3 times.
>Marathoned in the last 2 days
>Right at the start of a hiatus
For me, it has to be Joking Victim. RT/CS and Sadie's Song had some pretty funny moments, but i felt this episode in particular was very dry when Amy wasn't on screen, and also the plot wasn't particularly good.
I think you're misunderstanding, I think Jasper's shit and can only properly be used as a villain. I'm just saying it's not outside the realm of possibility, there were plenty of people shitting on any chance of Peridemption too and the way it was carried out was decent enough that it didn't take away from anything.
>I'll just stop by /sug/ to see what's up
>not even gonna post, that's how I get drawn in
>1 hour later
goddamnit /sug/, I just can't quit you
I'm so glad you're back no homo
A Stevenbomb on the first week of every month and then hiatus in between. Y/N
You just have to make the good out of it
She's come a long way from this to verbally blasting a matriarch of all the Gems.
They put out an episode each week
What do you have against birthdays, you monster?
I agree, couldn't pick a favorite even if I tried
Also, does anyone have more garnet w/o glasses edits?
I love a woman who can dislocate her shoulders
I'd hate this. SU barely even feels like a TV show anymore. It's more like some Netflix original where all the episodes come out at one time every year. Shit, I wouldn't even be surprised if SU becomes that at this rate.
>You're on OUR turf now, and I didn't fight a thousand year war for this planets independence to take orders from the likes of YOU
That's because Trash isn't a blue board~
>drew Invader Zim fanart of herself sleeping with older Dib
If I went back into time to 2007 and told you one of those Zimfags is going to make a successful cartoon, you'd all laugh at me.
That's what happens when a character has a hot design and literally nothing else going for them. Even Sugilite had about 100 times more personality than her.
Opal needs more to do so people can at least talk about something interesting with her.
What really caught me about that scene was how much easier it is for them to sync up and fuse now. Aside from the occasional spat Pearl and Amy are a lot better around each other than the start, and going back through recent eps it shows. It definitely seems like Amethyst is tuned in to Pearl's new sense of confidence.
She's coming back
You don't bring back a celebrity just to make a noise and send her home. They could have kept her silent like they've done up to this point.
Opal has no personality. I like Pearl and Amethyst together but why they'd want her as a permafusion Opal is beyond me. She's cute but boring as fuck and the team dynamic would be ruined.
>Why tumblr trying to make a boogieman
what are you talking about, faggot
it's just a funny comic
>being mad because our general is active
/gtg/ fuck outta here with all that bullshit