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>>745151897
Have them, but combined with depresion don't generaly feel them

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>>745152057
>depresion
just bee yourself :^)

>>745152353
Bzz bzzz

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>kills hookers
>gets dubs

Literally me.

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>>745152981

>>745152981
kek

What do you think of the new iPhone?

>>745152421
It can be hard to get subscribers on YouTube anon, you just need to be consistent with your content and not give up.

>>745152421
YouTube or Twitch

>>745152416

does it matter? just follow your dick

>>745152416
Yeah dude, I'm afraid you're turning straight. You should kill yourself before you start procreating.

Is it gay if a man is attracted to feminine penises? I mean slowly OP will come out as straight and reconnect with his parents who disowned him I'm guessing

>>745152400
>develop
>modern world
nice b8

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>>745152400
good maybe you can develop new shitter tech...

>>745152400
You poo in loos dont even know how to use the toilet properly

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Let's get the spaghetti train going.

Once one room becomes saturated with urine, vomit and broken vodka bottles, I abandon it for good and move to a clean room. I have never cleaned my house.

Cleaning lady comes once a week, so whatev.

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>meet friend at work
>clean shaven, well dressed, smart and funny dude
>asks if I want to get high after work
>fuck yea
>go to his house
>I can smell a rotten stench even before he opens his door
>has 8 dogs that he never lets out of his house
>atleast ten fucking cats
>you can see the piss stains all over the walls and carpets
>literal mounds of shit on his couch cushions, kitchen floor, kitchen sink, all over the carpet
>his floor dips down in his kitchen at an angle so there is a rain puddle sized pool of piss just sitting here
>have to step around it
>one litter box that has no litter in it just fucking a soupy chunky stew of pee and cat shit that is fermenting in the halway
>cats on the shit encrusted table, cats on the kitchen counter and even the stove
>smell a rotten smell like road kill
>" oh yea that Tommy, my oldest cat, he died two weeks ago "
>look over in the corner AND A FUCKING CAT IS ROTTING IN HIS HOUSE MAGGOTS AND EVERYTHING
>Im gagging by this point about to vomit
>tell him I cant breathe
>dont understand why he is so clean looking and smells good
>aparently he buys new clothes everyday from walmart and showers at the gym
>" wanna hit this bong ? "
>" fuck no man im leaving "

Now he looks at me weird at work like im the asshole.

girl or boy?

>>745150981
1-take a shit in the morning
2-don't eat
3-take another shit six hours later
4-masturbate analy
you can skip 3 depending on when you last ate
the average is around six hours for the food to be digested

>>745151753
most likely girl(boy)

>>745151588
Niggers

Also rollin

rolll

>>745151588
o

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Anyone got more?

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>>745150946
Thanks booboo

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cheers babe always wanted psychonauts

post moar

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>>745151203

>>745151203
thats not 19cm faggot

>>745151203
thats not virgin faggot

>>745151475
never had one. whats in it

I'm not from America so Twinkies were still something new to me, but when I saw them on store shelves I picked them up and ate the shit out of them. Ever since I've been eating 2 packs a day.

When I were in America my go to nack was fritos, I just couldn't get anough of them overthere, bought like 7-8 packs to take home with me too and had my aunt and uncle send more.

Whenever I treat myself to a real good time now I go to a kitchen where every dish is American and slowcooked, I'm just a sucker for slowcooked food of all kinds

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>>745151193
I love that he agrees to let all "dreamers" stay with democrats. But then tweets like they didnt agree on this, so his retardo base doesnt get butthurt.

>>745151193
we tried to warn them.

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>>745151193
Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!.....- Donald J. Trump


His Base literally called for a Wall and no more Immigration. You cant make that shit up.