I really Like anal masturbation but whenever I'm Home alone

girl or boy?

>>745150981
1-take a shit in the morning
2-don't eat
3-take another shit six hours later
4-masturbate analy
you can skip 3 depending on when you last ate
the average is around six hours for the food to be digested

>>745151753
most likely girl(boy)

>>745150981
>take a dump
>wait an hour
> fuck yer self
it only takes about an hour after a bowel movemnt for your anal tissues absorb the tiny bit of remining shit into your system
>protip dont take your dildo out untill you have finished

>>745152019
It takes 24 and shits 6 hours later are from previous day. If you see your shit from a meal 12 hours earlier go fix diet.

>>745152019
Why is This? Will try But I'm curious of why

>>745151787
>>745152019
>>745152099
all those are wrong it is 33-40 hours, the only relevant question is, why red?
http://www.mayoclinic.org/digestive-system/expert-answers/faq-20058340

The recommendation is always enemas, but enemas are incredibly time-consuming and messy. Usually you just make things worse. Apart from a more suitable diet, I recommend what's called a "dry enema". Instead of water or saline, you use a gooey lubricant. J-Lube is a good choice; comes in a powder and you can mix it up to whatever batch size and consistency you want. The "dry enema" will help everything slip out, instead of liquefying whatever you got up there, so it's a lot cleaner.

That said some days your body just won't cooperate.