how awful is your bedroom/setup /b/? how long has it been since

Once one room becomes saturated with urine, vomit and broken vodka bottles, I abandon it for good and move to a clean room. I have never cleaned my house.

Cleaning lady comes once a week, so whatev.

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>meet friend at work
>clean shaven, well dressed, smart and funny dude
>asks if I want to get high after work
>fuck yea
>go to his house
>I can smell a rotten stench even before he opens his door
>has 8 dogs that he never lets out of his house
>atleast ten fucking cats
>you can see the piss stains all over the walls and carpets
>literal mounds of shit on his couch cushions, kitchen floor, kitchen sink, all over the carpet
>his floor dips down in his kitchen at an angle so there is a rain puddle sized pool of piss just sitting here
>have to step around it
>one litter box that has no litter in it just fucking a soupy chunky stew of pee and cat shit that is fermenting in the halway
>cats on the shit encrusted table, cats on the kitchen counter and even the stove
>smell a rotten smell like road kill
>" oh yea that Tommy, my oldest cat, he died two weeks ago "
>look over in the corner AND A FUCKING CAT IS ROTTING IN HIS HOUSE MAGGOTS AND EVERYTHING
>Im gagging by this point about to vomit
>tell him I cant breathe
>dont understand why he is so clean looking and smells good
>aparently he buys new clothes everyday from walmart and showers at the gym
>" wanna hit this bong ? "
>" fuck no man im leaving "

Now he looks at me weird at work like im the asshole.

>>745150671
>how awful is your bedroom/setup /b/?

Not bad at all. Nothing fancy. No trash, no food containers or plates or glasses. No food in bed, ever. Four-count-em-four cat boxes.

occasionally starbucks cups or water bottles, always thrown out weekly. Pro tip, set aside 5-10 minutes before you go to bed to clean up whatever is laying around. do that daily and you will be slightly better then you are now.

>>745152004
Kek

>>745152004
>becoming friends with coworkers
Your own fault