Dubs chooses the topic of my college informational speech.
Anything goes.
>>745150491
White genocide
Jews
>>745150599
well, that was easy
Is it gay to like margaritas and hard lemonade? I hate the taste of regular beer like Millers, jack, fireball, corona, especially corona, bud, etc I can go on for days. Anyways. Is it gay?
op is a fag
>>745150310
faggot
Op youarent a homo cause of the drinks its because you eat cock
Wwyd?
I'd hold her hand (with a signed permission slip from her parents)
>>745150987
What a nice young man. Faith in humanity restored
>>745150797
pay for breast implants.
Alright /b/, I want to know how often your girlfriend gives you blowjobs. I've been with my girl for about 3 years now and every time I ask for a blowjob. It's a huge fucking deal. It's annoying af. The sex is great. And we have sex about 4 times a week. But sometimes, you just want your dick sucked, ya know? My old gf used to suck me off at least twice a week. I miss that shit
... each day, so whats the problem?
>>745150469
Blow jobs are for hook ups not relationships
>>745150469
We have this thing going where I get a blowjob every sunday. It's been a ritual honestly. I've let her take the past few sundays off. If she is in a good mood all I have todo is just ask. I don't really do that much because I don't wanna her to get sick of it.
I get my dick sucked just about every time we have sex for some foreplay, and if I can't finish she finishes me off with her mouth or I jerk onto her tits or face.
I consider myself very lucky.
Know a girl you want nudes of? Send their snapchat to "JackD871" and I'll catfish them for you. Got about a 60/70 percent win rate with a few girls I know.
Will post wins in this thread, keep it bumped
nickib214
>>745149416
bump
Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
>>745149404
drive into lake
>>745149404
>Best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
well, the first thing you want to do is post this question and leave a digital trail which any good insurance investigator is going to unearth in short order.
GOOD THINKING OP
>>745149559
4chan is anonymous and threads don't last that long
Name a better doctor.
Protip: you literally can't
I've never seen his degree.
>>745148711
I don't think that man's ever been to medical school
>>745148711
Dre
What's your opinion on BLACKED?
Only way for most nigs to enjoy a sexy green-eyed blonde.
someone post shitteds
Rate thread.
6/10 teeth are dirty.
>>745149640
8/10. Have more?
>been living in dorm with 3 roommates for a couple weeks now for uni
>I did dishes the first few days since roomies took time to get their feet on the ground
>they've evolved their expectations so I'm the only one who "knows how to do dishes"
>I haven't contributed to this reputation at all, they just constantly say things like "oh yeah you clean up real good"
>they also use a lot of dishes (like 2 pots just to make ramen) and then find me and apologize for using so many
>I dont see why they cant fucking wash them
>Starting today I'm not going to wash anything I didnt use.
get everyone a plastic bin to put their dirty dishes in. Then separate yours.
same goes for a lot of other chores, now that I think about it
>be me, taking out overfilled trash bag
>roommate sees me doing it
>"oh shit thanks man I was getting worried. none of us know what to do with it"
>>745149162
Okay, thanks for sharing, I guess.
Anybody know what this is? Someone has been cooking something in my house. I tasted it and it numbed my toung. Any ideas?
>toung
Alum
i want to suck a putrid behemoth out of Andrew's fucking asshole
log life brah
if i was a log slidding wild and free
all I'd want is for you to do is eat my sweet poopy
>>745149050
1. No
2. Why
3. That's a male? Goddammit.
Going to rehab Monday What should I expect /b/? Any suggestions on getting through it successfully?
>>745148176
Rehab for what
>>745148265
booze
>>745148176
Bring books.
Change of clothes.
No strings allowed.
shotato
Would you call this 17-year-old 'busty' and 'inappropriately dressed?'
>>745148209
Fat, not Busty. Dresses like she rolled out of a garbage bin.
Literally get the fuck out of here.