Faping story thread
>Be me
>went to Bathromm
>Took my laptop
>Browse Porn to touch myself
>Took a Shit
>Start Watching porn
>Masturbating.gif
>it's longer than i expected
>Finishing roughly
>Blew A huge load on my own mouth
>Spent 30 seconds trying to realize wtf happened
>tfw it was greatest fap in my life
>mfw when i realize what i did
>>722720134
>Be me
>Live out innawoods
>Finally decide to jerk it outdoors
>Go out more innawoods, where I know I won't get caught
>Be cutfag
>Don't even bring lotion
>Use method of shuttling skin on shaft back and forth
>Listening to forest sounds, there's a nice breeze too
>Bust
>Feelsgoodman.gif
Bemp niglets
>be me
>High as fuck at the beach
>we are going back to the campside
>decided to pee
>peepeetime!
>grabed my ding dong and start to jerk off
>4minutes in
>cum
I practicly peed out my cum :)
I want to be sexually humiliated and watch the girl I like getting fucked by other men.
>>722720379
You should probably get out more.
Same but its near impossible to organize.
quite honestly i've had my girlfriend fuck a more alpha guy and i felt pretty shitty constantly and only enjoyed it when i was horny.
>>722720379
Ok? Andddd???
>I walk up to your GF and slap her ass
what do you do? nothing, because im the alpha and ur the beta.
>>722720276
does he lack circulation in his arms?
why arms red :<
Typing out the words "slap her ass" makes you such a fucking jerk off its amazing
>>722720276
shit bait
Hot indian girls goooo
Pic not related
aright op start the thread
>>722719076
>poo in a loo
stop fapping guys
>>722720278
But i just a whole new bottle of lube
>>722720278
Nah
Stop ejaculating
Its your brain leaking out of balls
post your wallpaper from your phone
K
So, who is excited for Breath of the Wild?
>>722719230
me me me ;3
Hi Canadian here, I want to move to the US so what's the normal and best way to do so?
kik sluts thread
KateBisping
Ask her to tell you about the fathers she has had affairs with
Bump, any sluts from the 562?
This image is evidence of the Patriarchy oppressing women.
For thousands of years, men were able to decide who their daughters marry through the tradition of arranged marriages and they gave no consideration to the sexual abilities of the men they paired with their daughters.
The average length of an erect penis is 5.2 inches. The size women prefer their boyfriends to have is 6.3 inches. The size women prefer their one-night-stands to have is 6.5 inches. 3 out of 4 men have a penis that is nearly an inch too small. Only 1 in 5 men qualify as a lover.
Now that men are no longer able to decide who their daughters marry, we are finally free to correct this genetic deficiency.
Men are no longer interfering with natural selection.
This isn't even worth of being called bait.
sage goes in all fields
>>722719781
I'm not baiting. Everything I've said can be supported with evidence
>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article/file?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079&type=printable
>>722719508
>>722719971
Do you really think women choose their partners judging by the penis size?
The first schematic is correct, but not because of the penis size but intelligence, wits, humor etc.
Please, describe your lovelife and personal relationships to us, i'm sure we're going to have a nice cringe thread here...
Hi /4chan/, my older brother nathan is a retard, tell him how retarded his is
he stole my xbox password and my mom doesn't belive me
if u upvote me i'll upvote u
Can we get a thread about meaty girls with the right amount of thiccness on their hips without it turning into a whalerider thread again?
I think the name was Ashley Sinn or somthing.
>>722719814
sage
Got any streaming links to new released movies that just came out in theaters?
I need to watch a new movie. Thanks.
>>722719504
I like to use
>lemonparty. org
>>722719554
Me too. Generally has the newest stuff
We should protest on club penguin against it shutting down.
Just a thought.
so, /b/, what did Capt'n Muhrica miss during his cryosleep?
Whats that? Leather wrapped ass you say?