Can we get some Cheese Pizza up in here?
>>722722978
why would you want that
>>722722978
Fuck off Pedo
Boo
>>722722777
Boo to you too
>>722722777
do you believe in reindeer ?
I'm trying to fuck my parents maid and need some advice. I've been acting asleep while showing off my dick whenever she enters my room to clean the garbage bin. First time she didn't really react much, on the second time however she actually stared at my dick for around 5 seconds took out the bin (i placed the bin conveniently closer to the bed) then came back smiled for a bit while placing the bin back in the position i put it in instead of the usual position thats quite far away from my bed, i'm thinking this means she likes or atleast doesnt mind seeing my dick, right? I'm thinking of something new to do to keep things fresh but im trying to take it slow as she is married and has children, im pretty sure she's miserable with her husband though as she keeps complaining about him all the time. Any advice?
Money
Women will do anything for it
Offer her some when your parents are out
you need to take pics of her when she comes in your room
>>722722775
is she hot ?
describe her
Do you have a fuck buddy? I'd like to have one person who I can have an agreement with where we promise to fuck regularly regardless of whether we are getting along. It would just be mechanical, though it could still be intense. We'd fuck as if it were a scheduled doctor's checkup, just to ensure that some sex was guaranteed. We'd meet a physical contact quota but still pursue sex with others. We'd make sure that every body part got some attention regularly.
>>722723042
And you expected your thread to work with a chubby's pic?
>>722723042
I do. Thats why i had to take these yesterday
>>722723042
That your mom?
Yo, can all theistic people please gas themselves? I would like MY planet back please, thank you.
>>722722872
not your planet
is reindeers
>>722722872
12y.o. Atheist confirmed. Shouldn't you be off sucking Dawkins dick?
>>722722907
That reindeer is also MINE
I'm the queen of /b/
I'M THE QUEEN OF |B|
Best Greentexts thread; I'll contrib 3 after this.
bump ,dont have any tho
>>722723165
So was there ever a part 2?
I need on-topic tor link. please /b/, youre my only hope.
pic unrelated.
>>722722722
lol
>>722722722
WOW, what a get
>>722722722
Nice digits
/b/
how degenerate am I to fap everyday several times a day?
I usually fap to deepthroat videos. Often I fap to hd pics of celebrities (females) with a random deepthroat video on the side.
How cucked am I? Am I destroying my brain and educate it to become an abolute cuck beta loser?
Or is it like releasing stress and also behaving less sexual with females outside, ultimately focusing more on finding a female that potentially will be a gf that i see a future with.
When I don't fap for a several days my brain becomes a sex addict and I would give in to any female I find.
Is being single and fap addict good for my future or am I full of ignorant shit?
Im not sure who told you your dick is directly connected to neurological disorders, but they were full of shit. Your just a bit more pervy than the next, rubbing one out more or less wont change that.
>>722722867
thanks
could be worse you could be jerking it to actual cuck porn
Yo /b/.Can you suggest a scary movie which doesn't rely on jumpscares nor gore,a movie that is actually scary.
>>722723140
not a movie but fits
stranger things
Jacobs ladder.
>>722723183
how is that scary?
*slowly approaches you*
>>722723149
FUS ROH DAH
KAME-HAME-HA
>>722723149
skyrim belongs to the n...
How do I screenshot snapchats without jailbreaking my phone?
This is urgent.
Must 100% work.
If it works, I'll post here...
az screen recorder on google play store, not sure about ios
You're gonna need a disposable camera.
Get two phones, that's what I do. Well, rather, I open the snap on my phone and take as many pictures in ten seconds as possible of the screen with my iPod Touch. Usually threre's at least a few decent quality shots. If not, replay it and try again.
can we all just accept reindeer as our god ?
... thats not a reindeer
>>722723246
nigga, you blind?
>>722723358
he's right.
Ask a guy from Hawaii anything
Where are you from?
Do you go out of your island often?
>>722723297
Cali born, hawaii raised
Describe what or who are you fucking right now. Pic is mandatory
Myself obviously
Myself obviously
22
Teacher
Kinky at times
2+ years together