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My story, if you care.

>Be me a year ago
>Shitty job I don't like
>Boss is an asshole
>Generally miserable but not really, just living life
>get out of my bed made of sheets and blankets, I don't have a bed
>leave my shit apartment once again into the cold to go to work
>Don't have a car, spend 2 hours every day riding the bus to get to work
>3 hours on saturday
>Wait outside, shivering, for bus
>Get on, notice girl across from me
>6/10, very bad teeth, but not terrible
>Need friends, notice she has a d20 hanging from her bag
>happen to have my dice bag(big dnd gamer), realize we have the same d20
>try to find it, can't
>giveup.jpg
>"are those dice?"
>omggirltalkingtome.gif
>"Yes! I noticed yours..."
>Have to get off bus, think nothing of talking to her

1 year later (now)
>senior manager at work, bus isn't mad at me everyday anymore, working more
>girl I thought was a 6/10 is now a 10/10 to me
sitting on my bed
>pumped her full of my jizz earlier
>thinks I am her world
>girlismyworld.png
>she plays doom on the PS4 I bought her
>randomly decided to take her out to eat earlier today
>drove the car we bought together
>used the credit card I can use because of her
>about to go to sleep in the queen size bed she brought over when she moved in with me

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:47:47 Post No.722716759
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>>722716726
sitting on my bed
>sitting on my bed

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:52:16 Post No.722716984
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:52:16 Post No.722716984 [Report]

>>722716726
>my bed
>PS4 I bought her
>car we bought together

>used the credit card
sorry anon, you don't own anything you have anymore

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:54:10 Post No.722717063
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>>722716984
She can have everything. I'll live under the bed and she can feed me spaghetti every night for all I care.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:52:35 Post No. 722716998 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are "fluffy" threads a thing? They're gross and fucked up.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:56:21 Post No.722717174
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:56:21 Post No.722717174 [Report]

Fuck off, newshit. This isn't plebbit.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:52:53 Post No. 722717008 [Report] [View this topic]

Imagine fucking your best friend while your girlfriend licks out her best friend while she watches.

What is the best orgasm of your life like?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:54:05 Post No.722717058
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>>722717008
My bff is my bf desu

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:54:23 Post No.722717076
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:54:23 Post No.722717076 [Report]

>>722717008
underageb&

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:55:21 Post No.722717121
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:55:21 Post No.722717121 [Report]

>>722717008
no lie

sounds fucking hawt

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:50:06 Post No. 722716883 [Report] [View this topic]

Any RI fans on here? West Warwick reporting in

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:51:00 Post No.722716925
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:51:00 Post No.722716925 [Report]

Fuck niggers to hell and piss on their graves.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:51:38 Post No.722716952
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:51:38 Post No.722716952 [Report]

>>722716925
What?

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>>722716952
Do you have a reading problem?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:43:34 Post No. 722716538 [Report] [View this topic]

My boyfriend just asked me to rub his cock in my eje. I am a bit afraid because he is usually a rough guy but i want to please him and be a good girlfriend... What should i do?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:45:33 Post No.722716638
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I meant eye

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:45:52 Post No.722716657 [Report]

shove it in and call yourself cockeye the sailor

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:48:18 Post No.722716785
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:48:18 Post No.722716785 [Report]

If u really love him and want to show it,then scoop out one of your eyes with a spoon and let him skull fuck you.

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:44:15 Post No. 722716570 [Report] [View this topic]

You know what to do...

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:48:34 Post No.722716801
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B&W bump

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Post on entry

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:57:38 Post No.722717255 [Report]

add willy299 please, I can post

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:47:05 Post No. 722716728 [Report] [View this topic]

Her first nude modeling shoot... who wants to see what happens next?

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:48:40 Post No.722716807
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:48:40 Post No.722716807 [Report]

Just show it, OP. Don't be a fuckwit.

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>>722716728
post or fuck off ya cunt

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:49:30 Post No.722716856
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:49:30 Post No.722716856 [Report]

Take this gay shit and fuck off into the sun OP

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:54:35 Post No. 722717086 [Report] [View this topic]

>ITT bands that would have been godtier if not for their shitty vocalist

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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:58:18 Post No.722717289
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>>722717086
Rush

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:59:49 Post No.722717380
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Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:59:49 Post No.722717380 [Report]

>>722717289

Definitely.

And things only got worse for Geddy over time. In the later days of Rush, he was struggling like crazy to hit the high notes. Almost embarrassing to watch and listen to.

Anonymous 2017-02-17 09:59:54 Post No.722717385
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>>722717289
Came here to say this, can't stand that fuckers voice. Every now and then I'll hear a Rush song mid-solo and be like, alright, this is pretty cool, who dis? Then the vocals come back and it's fucking Rush again.