Hi Friends. Please make me laugh.
Op here: I like this one.
>>722724690
that's fucking Hank from Breaking Bad man
Pictures of Hillary Clinton pointing and laughing are the funniest shit ever
No rekt thread? We'll fix that
>>722724767
Just when I thought I've seen it all...
>>722724767
pizzaz
Cheese pizza? Fucking Pedo.
>>722724671
ITT: Greentext Stories
>be 16
>April fools
>Want to prank my mom
>screencap her desktop
>use image as wallpaper
2 years later
>walk by her laptop, see the wallpaper
>since 2 years she told my dad that her laptop was broken
>mfw she still didn't know
Another one:
>be 7
>live with my 6 year old cousin near a Orphanage
>Cousin has an idea
>"Anon lets prank them"
>we have a plan
>cousin shits in a bag
>i jump with the bag of shit over the fence
>put it on the stairs
2 minutes later
>30+ Orphans jump over the fence
>all 15+ years old
>cousin runs away
>I run in a circle to give him more time
>they catch me
>ohshit.jpg
>put me next to the house and point at a GIANT pile of shit
>ask if I did this
>Say I didn't
>how could I even shit this much
>get saved by a teacher
>run away before these orphans can explain something to her
>got away with it
in school me and friends where up to some basked and we stayed when school losed hiding behind some matrasses.
after a while my friend need to take a dump but the door to the toilets where closed so he took a shat in a plastic bad and then desided to hang it in one of the basketball hoop.
later we went out through the emergencyexit and went home...
2days later when we had gymnastics the bad was still there when we came and the teacher saw it and wanted to take it down, teacher could not reach the bad and did not noticed what was inside of the bag.
so he went to get a rod and started to swing and my buddy shouted out loud "STOP"
the teacher looked at him and asked why?
and my friend responded whit silence so teacher went on with the swinging and got a good hit on it and splashed half of the gym down with my friends faecal....
that was a fun!
>>722725244
Greentext this shit you idiot
Im not reading that
Everyone who keeps posting vaginas, plz go to /s/ where this shit belongs. I come here for random stuff, not just a wall of tits.
>>722723667
>>722723667
that guy looks like a bird
wwyd thread
"Go ahead. Yank my arm, ugly fat ass"
>>722724809
He seems to give a fuck about every single thing said about him.
i believe the fidel castro thing.
What does b think about this faggot?
all the late night guys do nothing but bash Trump and while im not the biggest fan of jis orange wayz you think they could come up with different jokes.
I think Seth's the funniest out of them all
he needs to stop bitching about his insurance policy.
>>722724777
A Closer Look segment is decent. Everything else is mostly shit.
He and his crew lack honor though. They weren't gracious the show after the election. The show was really whiny and too negative. They should have been more open to co-operation at that point in time.
The average black man dick is eight inches while the average white man is five, the tallest people on earth are a sudanese African tribe even the women is an average six foot, the most intelligent people on earth are the Nigerians they are doing better than even the Asians, the best athletes in the world are black they dominate rugby, soccer, American football' base ball, tennis and golf you name it oh and we've taken formula one so just bow down to the black kings it also takes six white man to take down one black man just get over it there is nothing you can do about the fact that God made black men strong.
>>722724972
haha bro there not the best at football wtf you talking about
>>722724972
Worst pasta of all time. Kill yourself.
The Trump, and the Trump-pet.
She asked for it
Literally the only thing I like about Drumpf. If that was my daughter I would rape her too.
ITT: Japanese fine dining
Who is this?
bumperoni
>>722725013
Carmen Callaway
Clad.
Final Fantasy VII
Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader of If you don't reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight,also immunities are banished from here
is this a cringe thread?
>>722724927
gay
>>722724927
Fake gay and OP doesn't even realise the real Anons were more likely than anyone else to post CP. Kek.
No rules
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How to join if only have phone?
>>722724334
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