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Hello. Newfag here. Have a repost.

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real spaghetti girl's here

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Anyone know anyone that does custom statues, i want to get my bro a statue of a baked potato (because inside joke).
Pic unrelated.

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Western canada animal torturer slash breeder slash needs to have her life wrest. Fuck your personal army quotes

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Morning b, rate my Schwarz?

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EVERY BODY GRAB YOUR DICK RIGHT NOW!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2XuYND9heI

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Make a meme of me

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Last I had a dream I was watching various nickelodeon sot coms, it was funny and going swimmingly until I turned the channel to Keenan and kel. As I was growing up this was my favourite African american themed nickelodeon show. So the usual shenanigans took place, Keenan would be wirking behind the till and Joel would walk in the joint causing all kinds of chaos. Next thing I know the two suddenly start to squat down to the floor and put there hands over there ears. The floor stars to shake.
Should I continue?

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Since I live alone I don't really have passwords in my laptop or mobile
>brother came to the city and will be staying with me for few days. bro is total normie.
Day 1
>I went for classes early morning
>brother uses my laptop
>browser has has 4chan, reddit, bestgore and other site
>came back home
>bro asks, what is this and shows /b/ & /pol/
Front page full of trap, rekt thread, hitler, white brag thread, black brag thread, hitler did nothing wrong, suicide, praise kek, maga
>questions my sanity.
>tells my mom and dad about it
>books session with psychiatrist

I will be visiting psychiatric tomorrow. How to stay normal. Am I normal ?

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You americans sucks huge cocks.

Glory to Russia.

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An alien nerd flying an UFO lands on the Earth in 1950's to observe the human mating ritual.

Specimen #1 is a horny human male. He gets a job. Gets a bit of social reputation because he turned 18, works hard and doesn't waste his money into alcohol or gambling.

Specimen #2 is a 40 year old human male. Leads a society cell named "family". Has a number of sons and daughters - one of them, specimen #3, is a horny human female about 17 years old.

Having casually heard about specimen #1 reputation, specimen #2 gets in touch with other human males to discretly make #1 know about #3 availability; as almost always happens, #1 gladly accepts the proposal and the engagement period starts.

In a few months arrangements are done for a public formal approval, a thing named "marriage", requiring the male being a verified reliable "family" leader and supporter. Until then the two specimens #1 and #3 cannot mate - this increases hornyness of both to stellar levels.

Soon after marriage the two youngsters start fucking like rabbits for decades, eventually birthing a number of sons and daughters. It is not uncommon for a human female to become "grandma" at 40, 37, or even 34 years old, after many years of "fucking like rabbits" and while still being able to birth more children.

This "marriage" thing has an astounding success rate for a number of reasons: it happens in the peak fertility age, it does not require social skills, it does not rely on luck or cuteness or anything frivolous, it does not require to perform an insanely wide list of mating ritual steps to gain reputation and trust, there's a damn bad social stigma on people wasting a "marriage". Except a very few cases, one can be sure the spouse is "forever mine" (virginity is seen as a value, as it helps reciprocal adaptation to sex), no one would marry "used goods", no female would feel the need to market herself as a "sex doll".

The alien flies away - unsuspectful that in mid 2010's, to his dismay, everything changed.

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You want to buy? Trade?

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Who else thinks dogs are ugly animals and shouldn't exist????

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this faggot fucks my sister
can you make fun of him?