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>>722835026
Of course

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I mean is there anyone more crazy than hotkinkyjo??

oldie, but best anal ever:
http://www.redtube.com/376993

Anal acrobats 7 is my favorite movie. You're welcome op

>>722834115
Bump

>>722834115
if mods weren't fags it could be done

>>722834115
It can, but it won't. /pol/ has shit posted here for years, and porn has always been a staple. Though I agree it should be done.

>>722835126
I know what you are talking about

Big, well equipped gyms (not school gyms; workout gyms) have them

It's to practice balancing on

I don't know what it's called either

>>722835405
Its not the balancing half ball thing. youre suppose to stand on the saucer part and bounce using the ball part

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fuck yeah, i found it.

OP here, meant to say I'll turn 20 in two weeks.

>>722833959
Team up with whichever side you think would be best for her. In this case I'd talk to your dad n see what you can do to help

>>722835342
I was going to tell him there's surely something they based their relationship on, so he should go and see if he can just get back to it to get into touch again more

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>>722834804

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>>722834804
Whut !

>>722834804
beyonce isn't full black she is half white most blacks in the usa are half breeds

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>>722834397
my biggest problem is OP making shit threads

i'm out of mtn dew and chicken tendies

borderline alcoholic without self cofidence.

not hopeless yet, but probably soon

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Cause he doesn't.

>>722834759
Because that's how civil wars start, and Trump is probably just smart enough to realise that a civil war would not make America great again.

>>722834952
that would be a laugh, sjw's fighting a civil war

>>722835025
That's Meme Le Queef you fucking nerd

>>722835025
Tori black

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>>722835073

>>722835101
Add net7777

Add insertnameintohere have some oc

Add Aesthetix01

>>722833922
bump for potential

>>722833922
tell us what you do 1st

Can't you just pay a guy for a cup of his pee and stash it wherever you're supposed to go fill it

>>722834984
fucker stood up and took the god damn job he wanted

what a good, hard working american.

>>722834984
I'm not sure if Maybelline is trying to say "Our makeup is so fantastic that even men can be beautiful!" or if they're just virtue signalling about "Look how inclusive we are to our homosexual and transgender brother/sisters!"

If the first, good capitalism. If the second, capitulating to a retarded ideology that will flounder and die in 10 years.

>>722834984
He's probably going to be richer now.

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Add Antonio#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers


Murder me yuno:

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Claiming best girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWW41tufSZs

Okay so to start off my sister is two years older than me.
When we were extra little we rubbed our stuff together fully clothed once or twice because it felt good.
We also watched lots of cartoons together and sometimes at night we would watch anime through On Demand when our mom was at work (she did wedding catering).
Anyway
>Once or twice the anime has sexual stuff happen. It was all stuff that wasn't labeled adult, but you know how anime is. Mostly relatively innocent stuff though.
>Like a girl villain who French kisses the protag for some fanservice-y excuse like poison or something, or a girl getting her breasts grabbed.
>Most of the “games” me and my sister played at this time were along the lines of “you be X character and I'll be Y character”. My sister was bossy, and I was a super nonverbal kid thanks to my autism, so I couldn't complain.
>So my sister makes us play where she's the evil girl and im the protagonist, and she starts French kissing me.
>I think it's gross but I don't want her to stop playing so I just do whatever she wants.
>We watch an anime where some monster disguised itself as the protags mom and her boobs try to eat him or something, and for the next week my sister makes me kiss her tiny breasts under her shirt. (This would have been right when she started middle school, and i was a 4th grader)

>>722835280
>Sometime after that our mom starts making enough money to hire a babysitter, and me and my sister know we would get in trouble so our games take a turn towards Pokemon and stuff.
>Skip forward to 7th grade. My sister is in highschool now, and I'm a little bit less nonverbal. (Autism is in my genes though so I'm still just as much of a pushover)
>I've never watched porn, I think it's gross (I still do, tbh). I've never had a gf but I've had lots of crushes (coincidentally, this is the year that I eventually ask a girl out. On the last day of school. I'm not a genius.) My sister has put on some pounds. I'd be lying if I said her body was perfect but it was definitely my type. Despite that, I'd never seen her as attractive until later.
>One day, mom is at work, (she's upgraded to wedding planner/hostess or something fancy and she works at a bunch of venues, so she's working four days a week at least eight hours, usually late through the night.) And my sister asks me if I have homework.
>She's basically doing all the mom work so this is a daily question from her. I lie and say I did it in class already. She tells me I can make dinner tonight.
>I fucking love cooking pasta. I've known how since I was in third grade, but I wasn't allowed to do it unless my mom was in the room until middle school. Don't ask why I like it so much I just do. Any kind of pasta.
>I'm on cloud nine, filling a pot up in the sink. I decide today to mix bowties with macaronis since they cook at the same speed. My sister is just watching me cook while doing her own homework and everything in the world is right.
>Once the pasta is done my sister tells me to go to my room with her.
>”I'm hungry”
>She tells me it'll be fast.
>I take her to my room and she closes the door. I don't think it's weird because I'm super anal about keeping my door closed.
>She makes me sit on my bed, and I put my blanket over my shoulders because I like the weight of it wrapped around my arms and back.

>>722835352
>My sister crawls up on my lap and pulls the blanket so it's over our heads
>She pushes her mouth on mine and I don't know what I'm doing.
>She tells me to take off my retainer because it's “hurting her” and i do it and then she pushes me on my back and starts full on making out with me without saying a single word of explanation.
>The blanket is still covering us so I can't see her face and her hair is poking my eyes and it's kind of shitty but my lips feel really soft and tingling so I just let her kiss me.
>Finally she tells me that if I tell mom she'll say I made her do it.
>I'm scared so I promise not to say anything.
>She asks me if I want to have sex
>”Not really” this whole time I'm thinking about my lovely pasta waiting in the kitchen.
>She wraps the blanket around us so we're sitting up with her on my lap and our heads uncovered
>”But doesn't this feel good?”
>She's grinding on me, and it does.
>I nod.
>She uses her hand to grab my member and kisses me again. I moan a little, and then she pulls off my pants.
>I get embarrassed and I try to say something but I just stutter a bit.